/vr/ - Retro Games

>>5494339
>Wario got the genie to give him a castle AND immortality at the end of Wario Land 1
>Wario Land 2 happens, Wario is at his prime
>Wario finds a music box that sucks him in, strips away his powers and forces him to slowly get them back
>he's still immortal
>the fucking clown that cursed the magic box world TAKES AWAY his immortality before the battle so he can kill him (only time you can get a game over in the entire game)
>Wario defeats him but is not immortal anymore
>Wario moves to the city because living in a castle in the forest is dangerous when you are not an immortal monster anymore
>Wario goes to a pyramid and saves a cute ghost princess (apparently the best princess is supposed to be the cute teenager in the Japanese version, but they changed it in the American version, forcing you to intentionally miss a treausure to avoid the ugly 40 year old princess)
>while he was exploring the pyramid, he played some sick minigames and he loved them
>being mortal was a pain in the ass too, so he stopped adventuring and got a bunch of weirdos to make some microgames for him
>now he sits on his ass and makes money off shitty microgames while eating garlic all day
>somehow develops superpowers
>Sakurai invites him to Smash and sneakily ruins his reputation by making him Le Fart Man
>microgames go to shit after his failed partnership with Mr. Game and Watch, who looks suspiciously like princess Shokora back in the pyramid shop
>also, there is this Waluigi guy who keeps partnering up with him in party games but who the actual fuck is he? Wario has no idea
>Wario is FUCKED now
At least he still has Mona. who is his canon girlfriend SOMEHOW.