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>>3101704
I think the new Doom would be a bad deal for us all, because we already have a doom too rich in gameplay. What do we get out of this new doom? Nothing. Let's not do bad deals, let's only do the best deals.

Well, I'll tell you this my friend, whoever made this new subpar Doom should be ashamed of themselves. Dying before release! That's no way to make a Doom. You want a Doom made, you've got to go somewhere where they know how to make Doom. Trump Dooms, Inc. will make you a Doom like you've never seen. Now that's a Doom! Our Doom won't die. Because we know how to make the best Doom. The best!

And let me clear something up right here. I never said Bethesda is a franchise rapist. Just because I said Bethesda rapes franchises doesn't mean I said Bethesda is a franchise rapist. Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends work for Bethesda. I assume they're not raping, but he probably is.

I'm going to have to consult my lawyers on this one. All the best ones. They're not hired yet, but I'll do so. And I'll do a hostile takeover. With the best lawyers. Jack Thompson I'm thinking.