/vr/ - Retro Games

>>1465052
so what you're saying is, you had one before they were cool?

>>1465046
CONT...
>tell him we can't buy it because its broken and we dont do repairs.
>instead he sell's us all his games and controllers
>ring him up
>he starts chatting with she-worker beside me
>"whispers" in her ear if she know's what hentai is
>show's her a non-nude picture of raven from teen titans with a camel toe and pointy nipples
>eyebrows wiggle
>smile widens
>head nods
>he has achieved his final form
>as he ascends out the store, laden with his bundle of store credit, a gentle, yet kind wave is given to us, with only a hint of downs noted in the "Bye-bye" that is shouted in our direction
>all of which is topped by him stumbling into a family of four who are trying to enter as he walked backwards, attempting to open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone walked the dinosaur.
he looks exactly like Adam Sessler btw if any of you were wondering. Just with more craters from past acne. maybe I should have called him that instead.