/vr/ - Retro Games

>Button bashers wasting my time
>32Bit decapitation of spine
>My level backdrop, a scenic mountainside
>Where I practice cuttin' fuckin' mohican's down to size
>Chivalry is dyin' trust me
>Where we beat bitches like they're Chun Lee
>And skip with stretched arms
>So you're fucked unless your character holds a pistol
>To lose I have to self-harm like Yoshimitsu