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>>4760542
>It's a regional dialect.
>Uh huh. Ah, what region?
>South Quarter.
>Really? Well I'm from Shalebridge and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "taffed balls"
>Oh, not in Shalebridge, no, it's a Dockside expression.
>I see.

>>4191143
>You will never be an entry-rank guard in the Thief universe
>You will never spend sundown to sunup patrolling up and down the same corridors
>You will never pull up a chair and idly sharpen your sword and adjust your bowstrings
>You will never sit around drinking ale and playing cardgames with your buddies, hoping the Lieutenant doesn't poke his head in
>You will never apologize to your wife for being away all night and asleep all day, but it's the only work you could find
>You will never remind yourself you're doing it for your wife and your baby child every time you tie your boots to go do it again

This is why you should never kill guards. They're just trying to survive, like Garrett

>>3766449
Theif 2 comdey writing
>You're lucky the dockside whore-keeps aren't bashing down her doors for stealing their clientele
>Why just last night, I saw her out back, warming up the stableboy!

Theif 4 writing
>Cockrings

How far we've fallen