/vr/ - Retro Games

>>the year is 1994
>I'm not born yet
>just a semen cell in my dad's sack
>all the other semen cells I've ever known have died before accomplishing their objective
>my turn to be ejaculated is next
>fully and honestly expect to die
>impregnate some skank I don't know
>be born 9 months later
I don't think Sonic was a high priority for me at that time OP