/vr/ - Retro Games

The best fan interpretation of the ranger is that he's eternally lost between slipgate after slipgate, too stubborn to die but miserable all the while. He's literally me.
>>10237906
Did you mean benign?

>>4770236
How would a Quake movie even be like?

>>3929640
Are you scared? Are you afraid? Do you wish you were back in the comforting depths of Mars, Phobos and/or Hell, surrounded by goofy-ass floating tomatoes and comfortably lit hallways of beeping computers and bright red skies, gibbing everything in sight with your trusty shotgun and BFG? Are you on the verge of pissing yourself every time you hear "gra-HUGH" and suddenly you're missing fifty fucking health?

GOOD, BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SHOULD BE. STOP BEING A PUSSYBOY AND KEEP GOING, FAGGOT, DO WE HAVE TO BUY YOU SOME FUCKING HUHNDEROOS FOR WHEN YOU SHIT YOURSELF OR ARE YOU GONNA PULL THROUGH? YOU'VE GOT LESS THAN ONE EPISODE LEFT BEFORE YOU GET TO STICK YOUR TURGID FUCKING ORB DEEP INSIDE SHUBBY'S SLICK, PULSATING NETHER REGIONS AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA FUCKING GIVE UP NOW OR WE'LL MAKE FUN OF YOU AND CALL YOU SANDY'S BITCH AND A DOOMBABBY TO BOOT. YOU DON'T FUCKING WANT THAT, DO YOU?

GET TO IT.