/vr/ - Retro Games

>bring over all my friends to show them how cool and not kiddy the gamecube is
>bring the girl i've been mad crushing on
>they've all played ddr and act like it's so cool dancing to their shitty weab music
>bust open this not kiddy game featuring a cartoon monkey on the box
>tell them "this is what it means to be a mature gamer"
>only one song available, "BINGO"
>get ready for the sickest hiphop beat of my life, about to impress all these filthy fucking weabs who spend all day playing ddr and gta
>show them real hardcore nintendo games NOT FOR KIDS BUT GROWNUPS LIKE ME!!!!
>game fades out, song starts up
>kids start cheering "bingo!"
>"THERE WAS A FARMER WHO HAD A DOG AND BINGO WAS HIS NAMEO"
>start turning red, clapping along to this song
>whole room is quiet except for the music coming from my 21" panasonic and the thuds and claps on these cheap bitch plastic bongos
>they start giggling
>"B-I-N-G-O"
>mutter "stop laughing..."
>the cartoon elephant and little monkey and bananas with 2 frames of animation keep smirking at me
>stop bongoing
>room temperature dropped 10 degrees
>body temperature up 15 degrees
>tears in my eyes as everyone is covering up smiles and shaking their heads
>they whisper to each other about getting out of there
>"GO GO GO GO BINGO"
>tears start falling as everyone shuffles out
>they say to each other "that was so gay."
>nobody speaks to me the next day