/vr/ - Retro Games

>>4611072
Okay, so I guess I'll make Shitty Kong 69. It will be a game made in GZDoom, and it will be inspired by the holy design principles of the 2006 Curious George videogame. Shitty Kong 69 will be the first game since Curious George to utilize the genius "press jump four times to double jump" design and it will learn from how Curious George's narrator constantly nags on the player about how he/she needs to "get the idol" every five seconds. I will also wisely make the player model a monkey that constantly screams with some of the audio clips overlapping every once in a while.

I have trained for this day my entire life when I played the greatest videogame of all time- now's my chance to bring back its glory!!!