/vr/ - Retro Games

>>7095006
>>edema
>liver and or kidney problems
>might just need a diuretic or something and to never drink again

Can't inb4 baby.

>>6612574
>FunKey S
>find site
>Dimensions: 42.5 x 44.5 x 13.8 mm
>Processor: ARM Cortex-A7 @ 1.2 GHz
>RAM: 64 MB DDR2
>Storage: SD card up to 128GB
>Display: LCD IPS screen, 1.52”, 240x240 px
>Audio: O10 mm mono speaker, 500 mW
>Battery: 450 mAh Li-ion battery
>LED charging indicator
>Micro USB Port: charge battery, load games
>1.2 ghz
>>well I guess that might work out with today's softwa--
>64 mb ram
I guess if they did a good job that's fine. The ps2 has only 32 mb ram and can load up gba games and all, maybe it really can work.

It's interdasting. I'd love to find really thick glasses to use that with. My anal canal can def handle that thing too.

I'd buy it, so long as it's not going to be much more than a 100 usd.

>>6502237
I'm 31 and the only hard part is that bullshit bridge part, of which, I looked up nothing. I had to look up how to find Terra in FF6, to walk through the well wall in OOT, looked up that sort of bullshit but Super Metroid has actual conveyence that's piss easy even for retards like me. Another thing I looked up, Palm Trees Of Eight, in that first secret of mana game, the final fantasy named one in English. I look up things only when I've been hit by a solid wall of bullshit with a puzzle.

Also, I remember looking up what to do in Legacy Of Kain, the angle was bullshit so I didn't see where to jump. Also also, technically I grew up with people that played the very first NES zelda in front of me so my beating that, no save states on an actual nes cart, didn't count as a win for me either. Snes Metroid is a win though.

>>6502183
>search results
>bt-chat
>the description scraped shows the human centipede and also on the only other link some marvel movie text

Is that code to type out into the config file? I don't know how to program.

>>6502173
No thanks, I have learned helplessness.

>start Barbera playthrough and do the early Yassi Caverns quest
>at the end of the cave, the kid you need to rescue is running a circle around the monster, laughing playfully as the monster spins in place to follow him
>O-Oh no, is Romancing SaGa about to pull a Nier on me? I dont want to feel bad right now
>"Go away human, this child is for the Minions!"
Whew! Thank goodness for the simplicity of this game. Modern rpgs insistence on making black and white scenarios morally grey gets really draining after awhile

If this was Nier, the monster would have been a former parent who lost its own child at some point and it kidnapped the boy because he reminded it of being a parent. Then the player would come and, due to an inability to communicate, they'll fight the monster to rescue the boy and the monster would die alone, watching the last thing to give it happiness be taken away.

> mfw chaos shrine

>download everything in the OP
>start a workbenchland park
>realize that all the tools I need to succeed are laid out before me, with no financial or other obligations
>the only thing holding me back is my lack of imagination