/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9264936
Wow.
What the fuck is wrong with the janitors here?
I uploaded that just to link it here.

Dude what is with Butoden people.
They're absolutely delusional. Like horse-girls, but worse.

>>7326371
Did Wiggler do anything at all to justify this treatment? Mario really just seems like a complete asshole.

How many goddamn simultaneous DOOM threads do you faggots need? Jesus fucking christ.

>polygon warping

>>4535916
>tfw this was my first regular exposure to quake

Oh god, I feel so sorry for you, anon. You just have no idea how this is upsetting.

>>4353710
Mania IS a official rom hack!
Why do you think more than half the game is rearranged versions of old stages?

people are actually bidding on this

Life

>>3667646
>>3667704
I'm laughing internally but this is my face right now.

>>3617543
>implying X7 and X8 were better
Oh anon... that's just too much..

>>3543108
I'll tell you how. It makes it bad when Castlevania wasn't designed for such control and you do nothing to the gameplay to compensate which results in a game far too easy to actually be considered a CV title. Sure, the control what a neat new addition, but the game did nothing for it. It's just a CV where you have the ability to wreck anything with the whip alone. What an amazing title. A CV game that takes everything you loved and makes it where you don't have to try at all to obtain any degree of success. That's just what I wanted :D

>>2544082
>>2544094
>>2544098
Why didn't Sephiroth just fly away? Or destroy the opening to the crater?
Why did Shinra create a super soldier stronger than anything on the planet with cells from an evil alien that might still be alive?
Why didn't Exdeath close the opening to the Void? Or seal them in one area?
Why didn't Kuja kill Zidane when they met at the beginning of the game? Why didn't Queen Brahe just keep Garnet under lock and key at all times?
Why didn't Zemus take control of Cecil as well as Golbez when Cecil was a dark knight? Why didn't Golbez kill Cecil himself before he became a paladin, literally the only thing that could defeat him?
Why didn't Golbez or Zemus kill FuSoYa?
Why didn't Exdeath just kill the Light Warriors right when he was released from the seal?
Why didn't Ultimecia just have Edea go to Esthar City undercover, become chummy with Laguna, go into space and then release Adel?
Fuck, why did Bowser have an axe attached to the bridge that his enemy had to jump to get(when he knew his enemy's only fucking skill was jumping), thus becoming the only thing that could kill him? Why did Ganon never learn that there will always be some shit-for-brains kid who will seal or kill him, and just murder the little fucker while he's helpless.
Why doesn't Batman just suck it up and kill the Joker, why did someone make a whole park full of killer dinosaurs, why would anyone develop a computer program capable of self-learning and theoretical self-awareness that had access to a nuclear arsenal?

Christ you colossal fag, these are video games, it's fiction, a story meant to entertain or make a point. If everyone thought rationally and planned things out like a normal person, the game would be over immediately and no one would have any fun. If something about a game is really stupid or legitimately doesn't make sense, pointing that out is fine, but just nitpicking things because "Ugh, it's not realistic!" makes you look like a pretentious asshole.

>>2496854
>They simply smooth out the pixel stairs,

>>2310292
>>2310293
This is not the /vr/ I have known and loved.

Please leave.