/vr/ - Retro Games

>Be in elementary school in mid to late 80s.
>No internet in those days
>Nintendo was the shit
>So many bullshit stories
>One kid in particular acted like it was his job to 1-up everyone with absolute bullshit.
>Kid had "That Uncle" who he used to have some story about to 1-up everything.
>Friend and I hear rumors of a cave network on mountain.
>Fuck yeah lets find that shit
>Pack up like the fucking Gooneys and go find it.
>Old mine shaft discovered
>Talking about it the next day with group of friends at lunch
>We're gonna all go up there and explore it
>Kid overhears us
>Calls bullshit on me and my friend
>Say's his uncle went up there and had to run away because an indian that lives in the cave tried to kill him
>His uncle also had a Nintendo 2 that cost him 2 grand
>Would make up the wackiest shit you can think of about games for it
This kid would seriously get pissed defending his stories though. I'm not sure if he had an uncle who was a pre internet troll or he was just such a spaz that he had to bullshit constantly.
Mfw me, my best buddy and him were in one hell of a 3rd grade heated argument over the "Indian in the cave" thing
This thread got me thinking of some times way back. If I remembered that shit's name I'd look him up