/vr/ - Retro Games

>rescues his hot tall girlfriend from a giant ape
>moves to Mushroom Kingdom and gets into an inner circle of the reigning rich blonde princess
>travels to a faraway land just to rescue a local spunky redhead princess which he later decides to pass to his younger brother
>somehow convinces an all-powerful space goddess to participate in his annual sports competitions
>surprise! Mario's first girlfriend is now into politics too and she is actually a mayor of a huge city now
Mario sure had an interesting history with the ladies