/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9858514
I think the OG Bernieposter either got bored and left because jannies kept banning him or out of respect for the fact that he passed-away last year.

That's not gonna stop me from making my own Berniepost though.

>>9856532
Don't you people have anything better to do with your time than post like 5 or 6 Shiturn threads every single day? I guess it shouldn't surprise me you losers wouldn't have anything better to do since you didn't get a PlayStation instead and consequentially have nothing to play and you have no future so you just circlejerk here instead.

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>>7427756
Shiturn games are 100% trash

Never give up, anon.

All of them.

>>7206595
>Sega Nomad? More like Sega Gonad! What the Hell were they thinking?

When I say SATURN, you say NOT OUR FUTURE.

SATURN.

I think we can agree that he is, dare I say it, the quintessential scot-adjacent ourguy of /videoretro/

You can't go wrong with any of them, anon.

Shocking, unexpected and, dare I say it, quintessential retro gaming thread, OP.

More like Sega Gonad!
What the Hell were they thinking?

/thread

>So... Sega Saturn...
*crowd oohs*
>399 wasn't just the launch price, y'know.. It was also the number of people who bought one!
*scattered chuckles*
>It may surprise you to learn that the Saturn actually came second in Japan... Not me though... I always knew it was number two! *blows raspberry*
*crowd laughs harder*
>And speaking of number two... What kind of name is "Saturn" away? If it were up to me, I woulda called it... Uranus! Pee-yew!!!
*roaring applause and cheers from the crowd*
>Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!

*taps microphone*
>Check.. check... Is this thing on?
*audience murmur dies down*
>So... Sega Saturn...
*a lone "oooh" comes from the back of the room*
>299 might not have been the launch price, no, but it was the number of them we managed to sell!
*scattered chuckles reverberate throughout the audience*
>Now, some might be surprised to learn that the Saturn actually outsold the Nintendo 64 in Japan... Not me, though... I always knew it was Number Two! *blows raspberry*
*audience erupts into laughter and applause*
>...And furthermore, does anyone else think that "Saturn" was a lousy name for it? If you ask me, it shoulda been called "Uranus" instead... PEE-YEW!
*roaring laughter and whistles erupt from the audience*
>Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!

>>6997183
any good games for this piece of shit?

>Sonic R is a wonderful new 3D racing game which offers real speed and action. That hasn't happened before. Sony aren't doing it on any of their games - particular Crash. And Mario is not doing anything at that speed.

>So... Sega Saturn...
*crowd oohs*
>399 wasn't just the launch price, y'know.. It was also the number of people who bought one!
*scattered chuckles*
>It may surprise you to learn that the Saturn actually came second in Japan... Not me though... I always knew it was number two! *blows raspberry*
*crowd laughs harder*
>And speaking of number two... What kind of name is "Saturn" away? If it were up to me, I woulda called it... Uranus! Pee-yew!!!
*roaring applause and cheers from the crowd*
>Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!

The Saturn is still not our future.

>>6805956
>Shiturn was #2 alright... They shoulda called it "Uranus" instead! P.U.

>Sonic R is a wonderful new 3D racing game which offers real speed and action. That hasn't happened before. Sony aren't doing it on any of their games - particular Crash. And Mario is not doing anything at that speed.

The Sixth Generation is our future.

>>6760762
*gives you a state-of-the-art sega gaming machine WITH (wait for it) an actual sanic game*
>here u go anon hope u enjoy

>>6714935
>>6715103
>Sonic R is a wonderful new 3D racing game which offers real speed and action. That hasn't happened before. Sony aren't doing it on any of their games - particular Crash. And Mario is not doing anything at that speed.

*ahem*