/vr/ - Retro Games

>>10435518
The no swimming thing really doesn't make sense given the beachfront setting but as for the rest
>bad car variety
between the motorcycles, boats and helicopters it had way more vehicle variety than III and comparing it to later entries in kind of unfair
>derivative
All satire is by definition
>only like four good songs
just blatantly false

>>6556385
the cd sidecart isn't actually that awkward but holy fuck, the 32x always looked like a joke.

>>6194854
>>6195028
Holy hell, are you ever full of shit. Obvious samefagging notwithstanding, I could linked to literally any TV and you would pulled the same generic troll response out of your ass. You can't be more specific about what's wrong with the TV, and you can't link to any good sources claiming it's a bad gaming television. Bait harder.

>>6107665
>putting so much thought into your shitposts that you prepare and document refutations in advance

nope, no autism here

>>6037143
>Hold a fundraiser
>give stuff away for free

>>5377290
Implying you were in even alive in 1997

>>5357637
>best year for gaming ever
>full of early 3D
>not peak 2D

I think >>5358086 is on the right track

>>4928563
>/threading your own post

>>4926437
>relying on the pleb Metal Blades like a normie
>not acquiring the patrician Quick Boomerang first