/vr/ - Retro Games

emulation not allowed

>>8369050
>R-Type on the master system was fun
It was, and still is.

>>8306034
Then you need to post pics like this if you're him.

I celebrate non-binary people, and it troubles me that there aren't more transsexual persons in the retro-video gaming sphere of influence. How can we recruit more sexually inclusive individuals to our movement?

This is a photo of the back cover of R-Type. Why does it frighten you so much?

What is the best port of R-Type?

>>7896085
Read the red.

I misplaced my reading glasses (they were on the same table as my dentures, so maybe the nurse stole them, as well as my arthritis tincture) and I can't read the writing on this box. It's supposed to say "R-Type arcade action for your Sega Master System", but I can't see the dang thing! A fellow /vr/ boomer insisted it says it on the box, but I can't see it anywhere. Are there any young people here under 70 who isn't fat, bald and lonely that could help us out? Is there even one? Oh, the miseries of being an old, senile boomer who can't face historical facts and needs to cry for the boomer jannies whenever some young stud with lots of hot girlfriends tells them the truth.

"It's R-TYPE arcade action for your Sega System!"
Notice how they highlighted it in bold red letters. If you have a problem with it call (800) U.S.A.-S.E.G.A.
Of course, most of you will stubbornly call (800) M.A.S.T.E.R. because you're too afraid of the facts, and of me.