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My video game timeline.
>2003: Man, video games are incredible! The only two things I love in life are JRPGs and getting my peeper sucked by an ugly girl with no self esteem!
>2005: What a time to be alive! I'm going to spend every night playing video games and sitting up on obscure forums arguing with strangers about oldschool anime!
>2010: Cancel that, video games and anime are gay as fuck. All I care about is fucking fat girls. I love busting in between their tits and bi-weekly pregnancy scares with girls I barely know!
>2013: All those fat girl destroyed my integrity, along with any hopes of dating someone above 6/10. It seems like all I have are video games and 4cahn, now that those old forums are gone.
>2016: I want to like video games, but I'm constantly in a slump and can't decide what to play. I pick up a game for for a few hours, and forget all about it a week later.
>2017: Deleted social media. Became a hermit. All I do is eat, sleep, and read. I stare at my video game collection, and my backlog of a billion games and I think "One day."
>2018: I have played and enjoyed video games every day, this year. So far I have cleared three larger titles off of my backlog, and I show no signs of fatigue. Somehow, I magcally overcame my inability to decide what to play. I just pick something at random off my shelf and boom... Half the time I'm sad it's over, now and have to stop myself from immediately restarting or picking up the sequel.

Hopefully it stays this way for a while.

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