/vr/ - Retro Games

slicer
>that fucking hopper placed right at the top of the yellow bounce elevator that always fucking hits you
>blades will TRACK AFTER YOU even if you jump even with them off screen
>cant even spindash into them because lol their arms are in front of you

Asterons can fuck right off too but at least sometimes you can just rev the nut right past them without exploding or outrun the bits when they explode

>>5345078
HOW CAN A ROOKIE CARD BE IN MINT CONDITION IF IT WAS IN YOUR ASS, YOU HARLOT

>phantom ganon drops the dungeon map

>get ice beam
>everything takes twice as long to kill now and you can only switch back by getting a new beam

>>3421798
20 YEARS
AND NO REMASTER OF SAKURA WARS 3

FUCKING SEGA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>3412038

the WORST part is thsoe fucking mantis blades home in on you even if you jump to avoid them early. That and those fucking starfish which explode at COMPLETE random(Ive fucking died on this enough times to know you can spin a cog right past them and they wont explode, but sometimes they do).

>plays scythe
>pretty good
>map 28, Run From It
>mfw

Exactly how perfect does one have to be? 0/10 level.