/vr/ - Retro Games

>"YES YES WELL DONE PILOTS, HOWEVER" Longhena said clamely.
>The headquarters were dead silent. The Donpachi squadron waited anxiously.
>"However nothing, haha! You will hear nothing short of praise from my lips! You performed tremendously. Well done."
>"Come forward to accept your reward!" The squad cheered as their champion pilot of the Biaxe streched his legs to claim their prize, his face beaming, his chin held high and proud.
>"DIE, MAGGOTS!" Longhener paralyzed him stiff as a board, just as the pilot stood before him.
>"FAREWELL!" Longhener cried again, locking every door in the building.
>With the pilot's stiffened body propped up in front of him, Longhena turned around, dropped his trousers, and unleashed a furious torrent of diarrhea.
>BRRAAAAAPP
>The entire HQ gasped in horror as Longhena's steaming stink stew splattered across the Pilot's face. All the poor boy could do was take it.
>BRAAAP
>"AHAHAHAHA! WELL DONE DONPACHI, OH YES SQUAD EXCELLENT INDEED! HEHEHEH!" Longhena bellowed insanely as his brown bowel brew blasted forth from his butthole straight into the pilot's blowhole.
>BRAAAAAP
>The daughters threw their heads back in hysterical laughter. There was no question they were having the time of their lives, watching as Longhena's putrid poop potion plastered the pilot's prissy pretty boy face.
>BRAAAP
>The squad was in chaos. The Donpachi squadron was absolutely humiliated as their colonel's cankerous colon concoction encrusted their leader's face, his clothes, and the floor, spreading throughout the entire HQ.
>BRAAAAPP
>Eventually Longhena's fecal fountain floundered. He pulled up his trousers, angrily screaming calmly: "DID YOU MAGGOTS SINCERELY SURMISE THAT I WOULD LET YOU WIN ANYTHING!? YOU ARE SATAN'S CHILDREN! YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERY WAR IN HISTORY! YOU CRUCIFIED OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST!"
>The entire HQ erupted into applause at Longhena's righteous rebuke of the demonic Donpachi kikes. The end.