/vr/ - Retro Games

>>4074542
>Go into this new restaurant just down the block from my apartment
>It's a sushi joint
>Not very busy, but whatever
>Sit down at the bar and the bartender asks for my order
>Glance at the menu
>Iron Fossil, Mother Hawk, Grand Octopus
>what
>Bartender recommends the "Golden Ogre"
>Fine, whatever
>Wait ten minutes after ordering that and a gin and tonic
>Bartender hears a thump and looks up from the counter
>"Oh, looks like your food is ready"
>Suddenly a loud, deafening noise fills the room
>Sounds like a siren being scraped against a chalkboard
>WARNING. WARNING.
>GOLDEN OGRE FAST APPROACHING
>My god damn order starts firing laser blasts and tiny homing missiles at me
>Run out the door as fast as I can before I get plugged by some faggot space fish
>mfw