/vr/ - Retro Games

Hmnnn I'm a father who managed to spunk inside some landwhale and now have a tardlet I need to raise but he's gonna be a chad not a loser ruined by globohomo like me. Do I work hard to send him to private school so he can get a real education and make connections? Do I encourage self actualization and provide a stable home life?

Nah fuck that. I'm gonna make the same mistake my parents did along with worse even more damaging mistakes because my parents didn't actually raise me and make militant zero sum edicts regarding his behavior that will backfire while rationalizing the insane behavior of satanic panic boomers who thought the Birry San memes were real but it's okay I reproduced so give me my participation trophy because I'm still the same fucked up kid I was when my parents did it to me only now I rationalize their behavior and seek to emulate it because my kid is an extension of my own ego and nothing more.

Surely that will end well. That's what kids need. Fathers who act like overbearing toxic roasties and post on 4chan and base their parential style off of what they read here along with various blogs and twitter. I'm based. I'm redpilled. I'm gonna "yes" post