/vr/ - Retro Games

>>8245035
MegaMan: I'm home!
Light: Welcome back, Mega! How was you latest adventure?
MegaMan: OH MAN So first I had to fight Wood Man, Air Man, Metal Man, and CLASH Man all over again! (I still say it's Crash Man, fag can't get his name straight.) The I found Wily's castle, and as luck would have it, Dr. Wily was RIGHT THERE! At first I was like, "OK bro, what's the catch, I iced four of your guys, got no more stages?" But lo and hold, the asshole gets me in a trap door as I'm about to nab him, forcing me to go through Top Man, Hard Man, Magnet Man, and Needle Man! And afterwards, there was a gay version of me on a pogo stick or something! I chased him through time and space or some shit, then I found Wily in a dinosaur midget! Then Rush and I chased HIM and I finally nuked that motherfucker! Shit was so cash, ya should've seen it! I think that might really be the last of him this time! Aren't ya proud?!
Light: ...I'm gonna have to patch some of that recent behavior of yours, pottymouth.