/vr/ - Retro Games

>>6366721
Awesome, keep fighting the good fight.

FUCK YOU UAC!

If you're dumb enough to download a WAD this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to download Hell Revealed!

Hard levels! Cacos! Barons!

If you think you're gonna have a deal with Hell Revealed, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!

It's our belief you're such a slow straferunner that you'll get creamed by this Arch-Vile! GUARANTEED!

If you find a harder WAD, you can SHOVE ITS DEMOS UP YOUR UGLY ASS! You heard us right! SHOVE ITS DEMOS UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

Bring your SSG, bring your RL, bring your BFG, WE'LL TANK THEM! THAT'S RIGHT! WE'LL TANK YOUR BFG!

Because in Hell Revealed you're about six saves from passing! Try a pistol start in Hell Revealed!

HOME OF CHALLENGE JUMPING! That's right, challenge jumping! How does it work?! If you can make six rocket jumps in a row and not get yourself gibbed, you get no hitscanners!

Don't wait, don't delay, DON'T FUCK WITH US! Or we will lock your cells off! Only at Hell Revealed, the only WAD whose intermission screen tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP, ASSHOLE!

This ambush starts the minute you cross the first linedef, and you better not skip it or you're a crushed motherfucker! GO TO DIS.

Hell Revealed, Doom community's ugliest WAD and exclusively by to the meanest sons of bitches in the forums of Doomworld! GUARANTEED!