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Post retro BR.

As we actually are. Proud and mighty native warriors.

Ok, you guys must found the name Golrio strange. Yeah, it doesn't sound like typically Brazilian names like Ramón González or Pancho DaCosta, but to explain Golrio name first I need to explain an ancient brazilian tradition, a rite of passage.

As we age into teens we need to pass a rite to finally become men (and women). For about 1 week in american days we eat only monkey flesh, usually cooked on a soup, but sometimes raw, to increase our monkeyness. We believe that we're actually eating the soul of the monkey, that's why we always eat the monkey's head.
After that we're submersed in feces for one whole day and finally we can fuck our first tranny, the tribe's sacred tranny. Now we need to choose our WARRIOR name for our adult life, and this name must be composed of something that we really like and the name of the city where we were born.

That's why Golrio is named Golrio, as he liked soccer and was born in the amazonian city of Rio de Janiero.
And that's why I'm known among my fellow tribesman as Raperio.

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>>4012038
Are you guys from Peru? Venezuela?

Do you guys even BR? Here's GOLRIO. Fucking Golrio (Goal + Rio, presumably de Janeiro), from Fight Fever, an obscure Korean (Viccom) Street Fighter clone released only on Neo Geo.

A fat fire-breathing brazilian native with attacks borrowed from Blanka, Golrio is so awesomely bad that should be a meme among BRs. But as BRs can't into memes, can't into obscure games or any game that isn't some old shit they played when they were 5 or dudebro shit and their gaming community is awfully toxic, it may be better this way.
One day I shall immortalize him on 3D.

>tfw when still no tranny Brazilian character

>>3941012
It's very easy to detect a Brazilian talking about games. Actually, BR's don't even talk about games, but about themselves.

If you see a post glorifying old trash like Pit Fighter just because it's old and saying things like "THAT'S WHAT WE HAD! KIDS THOSE DAYS CAN'T APPRECIATE IT!" in the most agressive way, well, there's a Brazilian.
If you see someone claiming that his country has been fucked up by politicians and that's why they can't buy videogames, just pirate or steal them, ignoring that the same people complaining actually voted for the same politicians and bought the overpriced videogames for decades, it's a Brazilian.
It's a thread with someone claiming how they played some bad shovelware Playstation game released later on the system life for their entire childhood? Brazilians on the prowl!
Those who talk as games are some kind blessing from gods are most certainly Brazilian. They do like to thank God a lot for even the smallest things. Maybe that's why God hate them.
Long ass talk about how his country is great even though the miserable AIDS-infected people are literally dwelling in trash and calling those who aren't deluded patriotic monkeys "mongrels"? A butthurt Brazilian.
Someone told you to fuck yourself and shove things up your ass for no reason? BR. BR and proud.

Trust me, I'm Brazilian.