/vr/ - Retro Games

Deadly Towers has got to be the most shoddy game ever made, everything about it is pure glitchjank and monster hp design by random number generator, and worst of all trying to navigate its utterly incomprehensible non-euclidean map is the closest a video game can get to simulating the experience of an actual schizoid psychotic break, and I love it (carefully, from afar, without making direct eye contact to provoke it).

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>Deadly Towers

I owned and actually beat deadly towers back in the day and I can say with certainty that no one actually loved that game. It's existance offended us but the manual that it came with promised there was something more if you went just a little deeper.

Deadly towers is an obstacle to be overcome and nothing more. We didn't know what "masochist" meant because we were in grade 6 and household internet was a decade away, but by enduring that game it proved that we were masochists.