/vr/ - Retro Games

Top 5 reasons why Cave is the shittiest shmup company ever and killed the shmup genre:

1. Micro-dodging garish retarded flower patterns is boring and faggy compared to superior traditional shmup design
2. Their games utilise some of the most asinine scoring mechanics in the genre, from enemy chaining to bullet cancelling
3. Their games suffer from laughably incompetent programming, from sprites just disappearing to horrendous, inconsistent slowdowns
4. Later on in their existence they started pandering to the otaku crowd to boost sales, when they began injecting pedophillic, tranime and other degenerate bullshit into their arcade STGs
5. When appealing to otaku subhumans didn't work and their shmups still didn't turn a profit, they resorted to one of the most cancerous things of the modern gaming industry (gachashit) as they have absolutely no standards or scruples, and only focus on mobage shovelware nowadays

In summary: Fuck Cave and may Tsuneki Ikeda burn forever in Hell.

Top 5 reasons why Cave is the shittiest shmup company ever and killed the shmup genre:

1. Micro-dodging garish retarded flower patterns is boring and faggy compared to superior traditional shmup design
2. Their games utilise some of the most asinine scoring mechanics in the genre, from enemy chaining to bullet cancelling
3. Their games suffer from laughably incompetent programming, from sprites just disappearing to horrendous, inconsistent slowdowns
4. Later on in their existence they started pandering to the otaku crowd to boost sales, when they began injecting pedophillic, tranime and other degenerate bullshit into their arcade STGs
5. When appealing to otaku subhumans didn't work and their shmups still didn't turn a profit, they resorted to one of the most cancerous things of the modern gaming industry (gachashit) as they have absolutely no standards or scruples, and only focus on mobage shovelware nowadays

In summary: Fuck Cave and may Tsuneki Ikeda burn forever in Hell.

>>9570923
Fagawa is a hack who helped to create the tranmaku meme sub-genre, and all of his shmups are janky kusoges.

Fuck him along with Ikeda, both a blight on the shmup genre.

It's been over for shmups for a while, and Cave helped to kill the genre by inventing tranmaku.

>>8017175
>recommending the touhou of arcade shmup devs

>>7481243
>Imagine still playing baps (boring autoscrolling pieces of shit). Lol
Imagine seething about shmups every day and having a spic live rent-free in your mind.

>>7436003
Imagine coming to a retro gaming board and not liking arcade games, the very spirit of retro.

Neck yourself unironically.

>>7426796
Hishouzame, don't listen to the pedophile scum recommending tranmaku shooters btw, you will go down a dark path of autism and degeneracy.

>>7410536
Cool Ricky derangement syndrome, lad.

>>6760347
OP took the tranmakupill.... sad.

>>6602654
At least 5 people in ShmupGang are playing Based Based Based recently.

Nice try though, Cavecuck.

>>6557031
Samesame doesn't have convoluted and gimmicky scoring mechanics because the survival is fun and engaging enough on its own to warrant not needing such gay shit.

>>6205914
>1-all
>destroying the game

>>6162587
>poojins
>worth playing

>>6146412
>he thinks liking poorly and frustratingly designed game makes him cool

>>6102296
>linking to a cheater

>>6038686
>not enjoying the thrill of a difficult recovery from death

>>3464770
>n64
>games

>>2774946
>Type Z