/vr/ - Retro Games

Classic Sonic is charming and wholesome and looks much more like a little animal that can roll into a ball. NuSonic looks like a lanky smarmy tryhard that listens to Limp Bizkit and never shuts up with corny lingo that was outdated 20 years before he first spoke. Shadow is a cringey gun carrying edgelord who swears for no reason, has a human girlfriend who is murdered by the government, and only appeals to the cringiest sperglords alive. Metal meanwhile is just a cool robot. I miss the simple times when tiny animal mascots didn't talk and engage in retarded emo soap operas.

>>5350023
No. Nouveau Sonic has the appearance of an uncouth gangly oleaginous twit that admires Limp Bizkit and babbles hackneyed slanguage that was antiquated two decades before he originally spoke.

This board is for the discussion of classic video games and classic video game characters, in contrast to modern video characters. Sega was kind enough to help us in this endeavor by labeling which of their mascots is acceptable for /vr/ and which is not. The sonic that is acceptable to discuss here was conveniently named "Classic Sonic" or simply "Sonic". The Sonic that is off-topic and against the rules is conveniently named "Modern Sonic" or "Not Retro". Thank you for your cooperation.

>>5333130
This is a board about classic games, not modern games. Sega couldn't make it any clearer to you fucking retards such characters are OK to discuss on /vr/

>>4986734
Nah.

Funny how I only see people try and salvage these incredibly mediocre games when it comes to beloved characters. Take sonic away and replace him with a stick figure and the classics are still awesome. Adventure on the other hand would be forgotten shovelware. It is sad to see someone write 6 paragraphs about how a 5/10 games was not really that bad.

>>4801394
>main universe
1-3&K, mania
>garbage ass noncanon spinoff universe
Everything else

>>4769258
I like Sonic more than mario, but only classic sonic.

>>4713885
Man takes me back.

The classic cast looks much more like little animals that can roll into balls. NuSonic looks like someone who listens to Limp Bizkit, while the females like rogue who have large breasts and such are gross furry pandering.

Classic is charming and wholesome (all that attitude BS comes from marketing). NuSonic is a lanky smarmy tryhard that never shuts up with corny lingo that was outdated 20 years before he first spoke. Compare Shadow to Metal; Shadow is a cringey gun carrying edgelord who swears for no reason, has a human girlfriend who is murdered by the government, and he dies via firing squad. Metal meanwhile is just a cool robot.