/vr/ - Retro Games

>>7706202
Why are you noobs so bad at doom and other fps?

This board is literally /v/ now.

>>4939815
my god /vr/ is so fucking bad at video games it's not even funny. how the fuck is it even possible for somebody to be this shit? you're worse than I was at Quake 2 when I was 11 playing it with keyboard only controls.

What are some 'hard but fair' games?

So doom babbies, when's the last time a single one of you sad fucks got laid?

How many of you actually get laid regularly? How many of you are even capable of giving women orgasms?

>doom babbies

(Remember Hiroshimoot said one thread per board is allowed)

What went wrong with this place? Used to be so friendly, now the neckbeards here are crustier than /v/. I swear this board is full sperglord now and it literally has zero self awareness. Really weird place. Even /v/ has self awareness and makes fun of itself for it. And honestly I can't imagine any of you really having "fun", ever. I imagine some fucking thick-glassed, four eyed autist blinking at his CRT from behind his binoculars, wondering what criticisms he can write about the game for his next immaculately punctuated /vr/ post. I bet none of you have ever given a woman an orgasm either lol.

But I digress. What went wrong with this board?

>>3762574
>Hells Awaits is Super Noah's Ark 3D because it's shit
Look at this faggot over here.

>>3738030
does this general get gayer every time I check it out? like goddamn, what the fuck is wrong with you retards? why would you post something so shitty and a comment to go with it that isn't funny in the slightest? what the flying fuck is wrong with doom babbies?

If retro gaming is so good how come nobody wants to play it compared to modern games. Be honest... if you were 10 do you really think you'd rather play super mario bros on nes over mario galaxy 2? didnt think so. you guy are basically hipsters trying to be all special snowflake but really nobody cares.

Why is this board so boring? I would never get a beer with you guys holy shit.

>>3060054
>If you're born after 92/93 don't bother coming in.
The correct cut-off year is 1989. Anybody born in 1990 or later is compromised. Fuck these '90sbabbies.

Seriously if you're born in 1990 or later you should get the fuck off of /vr/. Especially the doom babby retards.

Okay, so, real talk.

How many of you dinosaurs are wizards? By wizards I mean 30+ year old virgins, of course. Just clearing that up due to the rampant autism on display on /vr/.

I get the feeling this board really doesn't get laid much.

>all these quake 2 idiots
What the fuck happened to this board? What a plebeian shithole /vr/ has become.

>>2667458
>3D pinball
>accomplishing anything
eh

How do I do TNT secret map Pharaoh? I've humped plenty of walls and I'm stuck. I hate looking at youtube vids or asking for help but fuck.

So, er, how old are you guys? Pls be honest. These rooms look like teenager rooms and not fit for a grown man's accommodation, and by 'teenager' I mean a kid that's 13-14 and has parents that spoil the shit out of him. Also as this is 2015 it's weird that you'd have such an obsessive retro game hobby when you didn't grow up on this stuff like the older fags here but honestly more power to ya I guess.

>>2573907
>what the fuck? burn this please.
kek'd

>>2554316
>play legit
>use free look

>>2499576
m8. You're a grown man and you're still wrapped up in the N64 vs PS console war. Maybe it's time to grow up a little yes? Put aside the autism (if you can), get a job, get laid. These things will matter less then, I promise you.

What retro games have you been introduced to because of /vr/? Which ones did you like?

>>2472441
Why is this faggot even talking about child molestation? Creepy as fuck, is that really the only 'analogy' you could think of?

POST YFW OP FUCKED UP AND NOW HE'S GONNA CRY WHEN HIS THREAD IS DELETED

POST YFW OP IS NEVER GOING TO RECOVER FROM THIS AND WILL NEED THERAPY TO GET OVER IT

HAHA

>Contra is considered to be one of the hardest video games ever