/vr/ - Retro Games

>>11024595
I hated Duke Nukem Forever and Randy Pitchford many years before Cripple11 ever had his faggot channel. Duke Nukem Forever is an objectively atrocious game and a vicious smear against Duke Nukem 3D, and Randy Pitchford is an insidious and two-faced snake who's duplicitousness is dwarfed only by Tim Willits.

I got DNF from a clearance bin for $10 a few years after release, and I still consider the worst purchase in my entire life. I wanted to give the game a chance, I really did, I WANTED Duke Nukem Forever to be a good game and I had hoped for all those years that it would finally pay off, but I have never felt so much anger and bitter resentment over any videogame's design in my entire life.
It pays very tacit homage to DN3D's weapons and monsters, but then cripples the fuck out of them by shoehorning them into the regen health and 2 weapon limit convention of the era.
The less said about Duke Nukem's character assassination, the better.

I hope you get raped by a wild pack of Battle Lords.

>>10605336
Absolutely groovy. Thank you for this.

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