/vr/ - Retro Games

>>2240767
No bro, you don't know how needs go, you don't know that with a retro dynamo, in glorious unity, the media types must flow! You don't know the line you have to toe, you don't know the untouchable wisdom of the game-tech pro! And so...

What you need is the TapeTron! It plays more games than any sort of singleminded spectrash unitasker, whether it's a a smelly fallen-apart ancient spectrash, or a "modern" spectrash reproduction by even more smelly fat antisocial boring game-hating commie linux nerds! It also includes a video tape slot, to open up you narrow minded probable-bigots to true pieces of art, to fill your empty heads with a wide range of vibrant ideas about the world, to defend _you_ against the vicious torrent of dirt from your narrow pool of influence that fills _your_ heads with garbage that's, above all else, harmful to _you_!

As yet another generous bonus, included for you fat gaming-pigs is a tapeworm, it burns more pounds than you slackers have braincells!