/vr/ - Retro Games

Have you ever had to resort to savescumming to beat a game?

Be honest. Its an anonymous board after all.

Let us confess our sins brother, so all might be forgiven:

>Own a copy of Earthbound I have had since child. Not my favorite game. Actually grow to hate it over the years.
>Throughout the years acquire 3 copies due to their perceived value on sites like eBay.
>I picked them up for 15 dollars and 30 dollars (and the dude thought he ripped me off)
>My inner jew is massaging his hands in triumph.
>Something in me snaps
>Take the games apart and remove the batteries from both of them. Do not replace.
>take one of the copies of earthbound and write "Gay" on it.
>Not even on the plastic. On the fucking label
>Carve Gay into the back of the cart with an exacto knife, also carve a massive cock and balls into it.
>Put it on various sites like Craigslist and shit
>Some guy is interested
>90 dollars firm
>He meets me and pays.
>Get new idea
>Literally bust like 4 nuts on the cart and label, shit on the inside of the cart.
>Let it stew for like 4 days
>Clean it up, its a fucking mess, label is all wrinkled and cummy. Probably leave shit and cum residue on it
>Post ad on craigslist again
>45 dollars firm
>tons of offers
>bring my cart around, let the guy hold onto it and look at it
>always back out at the last second of the deal
>no less then 7 dudes touched my jizzy shit copy of earthbound
>finally sell it to some dude

What are your /vr/ sins /vr/others. Tell them now so all may be forgiven.