/vr/ - Retro Games

my bullshit degree in whatever told me we have been overdue for a shitty alignment map for handymen by now.
so i made one.
>it sucks
make it better faggot. also,
>color profiles add onto character limit
pure pain

>>10905298
hell yea
>large loop/half loop into straight inversion
>concludes into another large half loop
I always avoid this, but also prefer building banked inclines/declines. I honestly never had the money to tell which version actually exists in real life.
>just go everywhere bro
i wish lol. the only person I know that traveled literally everywhere came back, went insane, and lives in a van down by the river.
the other guy shaved his head, grew a beard, became a fag, got a job at a bank, and is eventually going to end up in jail for being a gossip about other peoples money.

>>10721715
Half-Life 1 & 2 sucks donkey balls.

>>10721649
>>10721656
Half Life absolutely sucks.

>>10661785
Not really. It sucks ass. Hence why you'll never get Half-Life 3!

>>10649482
>Why is there a NASA rocket coming out of a pyramid?

The pyramid is Eggman's base. The rocket is probably his way of transporting to ARK or delivering some stuff he can't take with him.

> Why is there like no consequence for cities being destroyed and half of the moon blowing up?

A whole motherfucking G.U.N. army pursues Sonic and Eggman for the entire game, both on Earth and in space. Have you played the game?
As for moon, that's dumb, yes. But at the same time, how are they able to breath and talk in space?

> Why is the ultimate life form a hedgehog who wears jet shoes
Gerald was a bit drunk when he got those DNA samples from Black Doom I guess.

> What is Pumpkin Hill? Is it in America?
I always assumed it's some part of Red Mountain area from the first SA, just more haunted.

> Generations is post-Unleashed, and that's a fun game
Good game, but again, it's just a rehash of pre-existing stuff. No new things except Time Eater which sucks planet-sized balls.

>>10646474
Half-Life sucks balls.

>>10633492
Not in a million years. The AI sucks ass, hard. Half-Life has better AI than it.

>>10590320
Greatest? No. Great? Sure. It's a good middle ground between over the top like Quake and Doom but more serious in terms of realism like COD. It will never beat Doom, Quake, or Half-life. Halo is definitely sort of fast if you're skilled but if it's a first time, get ready to duck and cover non-stop which kind of sucks.

>>10573931
Yeah see? You don't want an argument, you want a slapfight. But fine, I'll play ball.

Vertical aiming being a technical limitation sucks, thankfully most maps don't play with that in mind. Especially more modern Doom maps so most fights stay on the same vertical plane. If you're playing without mouse look, Doom is effectively an overhead shooter played in first person.

Health system is fine, a lot of FPS games have done the same thing with stringing health pickups around. Unless you'd like to complain about Wolfenstein, Serious Sam, Painkiller, Half Life, Timesplitters, and even Halo 1 does the same thing with Medikits alongside the regenerating shields. The 1HP health bonuses are just that: Health Bonuses, a means of pushing over 100 HP.

Fist and pistol suck, always have, always will. Going solely by Doom 1 standards, the shotgun is your flexible workhorse, hits hard, reliable. Chaingun is your stunlocking bullethose, rocket launcher is your sniping weapon along with crowd control, plasma is stronger DPS stunlocking hose, but because it fires projectiles and shares ammo with the BFG, it means it's not always the right answer.

Enemies are stupid, yes. But I don't see a problem here, the lack of monster variety is the bigger problem. Doom 2 addresses that thankfully, but if we're going solely by Doom 1, then you're really hurting.

Doom 1 can be lacking in environmental themes, but custom maps are the answer there. If you're wanting to get on Doom's case about this, then you should get on Halo's case about this too, as it suffers from environmental repetition as well, especially during the Library section.

>>10553127
Fuck no. Half-Life sucks.

>>10548929
RE4 sucks and ruined the franchise.
Half-Life sucks.
Yoshi's Island sucks.
MiSTer FPGA is just an underpowered PC with emulators(a.k.a. "cores") and is a waste of money.

>>10547018
>every game needs to have balancing like half life or it sucks
pretty retarded argument.
there's nothing wrong with "hey the AR will kill shit enemies quickly but won't be the most effective weapon for a larger 1v1 encounter". you're basically sperging because the weapons have nuance instead of adhering to some retarded jack of all trades design philosophy. i would be very interested to see you play CE on legendary and how you'd fare. i imagine you would try to bruteforce everything and get frustrated, meanwhile neglecting strategies that would trivialize encounters. this would, of course, require actually learning how the weapons worked and being good at video games which... we know aren't your strong suits

>>10539641
>Half-Life still sucks.
Do you suck dicks?

>>10536051
It doesn't matter, Half-Life still sucks. Not worth playing.

>>10493016
half life fucking sucks.

Outrun was more fun as an arcade game. I had super hang on as part of the Triple Score cart and I played the shit out of it. I might be one of 10 people in the world that has beaten original mode. For proof I’ll tell you the ending: it fucking sucks, there is no ending. You’re the King, but you’re also a Virgin. Congratulations on wasting your fucking time for half a year playing this shit over a decade after the genesis’s life cycle. and my favorite tracks were
1. Winning Run.
2. Hard Road
3. Outside a crisis
4. The theme from Fantasy Zone

>>10467162
Half Life 2 also sucks.

>>10463761
>Half-Life

That game sucks.

>>10466687
What part of Half life sucks?

>>10466515
duke fucking sucks. half life is corridor shit. if i want decent corridor shit i play marathon. doom, descent 2 and blood are the good ones.

>>10451029
I cant play Half-Life 2 more than once in a short period of time. It becomes extremely boring. The hardest difficulty is not hard at all, you can cheese your way through it.

HL2 deathmatch also really sucks.
Halo is so much better.

Released the same year as Half-Life 2.
>Better single player campaign
>Superior multiplayer
>Massive success
20 years later it is forgotten and Half-Life 2 is considered one of the best FPS ever made.

Why did this happen?
Half-Life 2 had shitty vehicle sequences, was quite easy even on hard, physics "puzzles" were a joke, and the game ended on a cliffhanger, not to mention the multiplayer sucks.

>>10427927
Turok 3 fundamentally alters the design formula of Turok to look, feel, and play like Half-Life. Even the weapon variety and boss designs are reshaped to be more Half-Life-like. The game sucks Half-Life's dick almost as much a Area 51 does, and Area 51 was made by ex-Turok 3-devs and literally reuses establishing shots from Turok 3.

Oddly, Doom 3 also seems influenced by Turok 3. They borrowed the "guy with a lantern guides you through the dark" sequence from a cut sequence in Turok 3. Both games were made in Texas, so I guess people talked.

It's like how BioShock has puzzles ripped from DNF2001.

>>10422873
Half-Life sucks. Goldeneye-Perfect Dark-Timesplitters spiritual series for life.