/vr/ - Retro Games

>>9721793
Yeah honestly, game is way too easy. Instead of jumping it should have a frame-perfect parry and riposte system, and enemies should be faster and have longer attack strings.

>>9721793
They aren't getting paid enough to do that.

>>9721818
>These old games are shit boomer this is why fortnite won
BASED

they aren't enemies, they're just migrating dinosaurs

>>9721793
Mario enemies that follow Mario were tried and shown to be too nightmare inducing to be allowed to continue to exist.

>>9721728
why is that heatsink crooked and falling off the chip no wonder it cooked itself

>>9721772
No

"fixed" it

>>9721728
Maybe cuz ur a nigger?

>>9721728
You accidentally placed it close to a mirror. It saw what you did to it and committed sudoku.
I have boards that have been running 12 hours a day for years. It's not impossible that your board died because it was defective at exactly the same time you performed your highly skilled modifications. But I'm pretty sure it was aliens.

>>9721772
A $20 GBS8200, $5 in parts to mod, $10 box
Millions of dollars for secret lab in island volcano where mad scientist genetically alter and train monkeys to be able to solder.

>>9721703
TP is the gayest shit ever that might appeal to homosexuals who also like furries, I mean I never played it that far because I always hated every second of it but I think Link turns into a wolf so I am not even wrong with the furry shit.
I would guess people who like Disney + Square Enix Characters aka Kingdom Hearts fans will also like TP, they are the audience. They have the mentality of 12 year olds who want to be adult and want to be edgy so it has to be "dark" yet they do not even notice how faggy their ghame is.

WW does not have to hide behind a "dark" filter which is just misleading. It is a fun game and has a great art style that did age well. A lot of people were pissed off about the art style because Nintendo dared to be different once and tried out something new and like I said that cell shaded art style still looks unique, makes the game stand out and still looks good nowadays.

but in all fairness both games suck, one just less then the other.

>>9721749
>I mean I never played it
thank you for your valuable input.

>>9721703
They're both really disappointing and underwhelming once you see how they fail to deliver on not just the hype but their own premise.

>>9721749
Why do all the gay zoomers like Wind Waker more then?

>>9721798
>gay zoomers

Actually I am 38, how old are you?
I think it is more adult people who do not mind playing "kiddy games" or games that look appealing to kids just so they feel more mature or grown up. The art style is just great while the art style in TP aged like shit it is that simple.

>>9721785
Sorry you are too stupid to read and take stuff out of context. I have said
>I never played it that far

So I have played it but why should I play a game I hate and I do not enjoy to it's end? It makes no sense. You play something, give it a chance, and it is shit and you think
>maybe it gets better
but it does not get better and then you decide to play something fun instead unless you are a masochist.

>>9721675
>Arika gets to create their own original character (don't steal) who is strongerer and betterer than the source material's strongest character
Reminder that Arika team created Final Fight, SF 2, Darkstalkers and other games before leaving Capcom and that SF EX characters were created by Capcom designers.
Also, Garuda is not Bishamon nor Yoshimitsu, but Zamza from Streets of Rage 2, down to the moves.

>>9721658

If you showed me this design and didn't explain it to me I would think it's just some generic enemy in a beat em up game.

>>9724491
But I'm an EOP (well mostly) weeb, I just study Japanese history.

>>9723087
>Not at least being wary of the guy named SODOM

>>9721658
Based off what? Which movie and/or comic depicted this?

It's just the way SSJs are, whichever that one is.

Higher attack stat.

As to realistically why? Because she's a living, breathing adult living in an environment where she's constantly threatened by giant reptiles trying to devour her.

You'd be strong too if you grew up in an environment where your life was in constant threat.

what if Gau fuck Ayla their baby be unstoppabld

>>9721597
Peeps used to be made of stronger stuff. As we relied more on tools and weapons, our potential for full on strength stagnated over time to the point where people scream bloody murder over the mere utterance of words. So, to compensate for our own weakness and sensitivity, we craft tools that can only hope to emulate what we could once do barehanded.

>>9724640
She’s clearly an Android, just look at her brow line.

>>9721458
The best damn taxi service available that's who.

>>9721458
>100 km/h
That's only 62mph you pussy, not even up to freeway speeds.

>>9721458
They literally pull fares across the galaxy in the middle of a war between space fleets. I think we can assume they know what they're doing.

The music in this level is so good

>>9721402
We need the space for valuable 'we need to go back','what went wrong' and 'it do be like that' threads, not to mention sundry console wars and top 10 rankings.

It blew the minds of 8 millions but it broke the minds of millions more...

>>9721413
>In all honesty there are just too many Zelda threads
So if I want the janny to delete threads about games I don't like I should just make a lot of threads about them

>>9721434

>>9721412
>>9719552
>>9718737
>>9718737
>>9717879
>>9717224
>>9713164
>>9720859
>either flammatory threads or completely pointless threads that say nothing
>one making OoT look bad with a bad screenshot, another provoking LA/ALTTP war and a third outright shitting on the LA remaster
>literally zero (0) posts complaining about the number of Zelda threads

https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/9719786/
https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/9703318/#9703318
https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/9721338/
>noninflammatory threads inadvertently attributing quality to OoT or aspects of it in the OP
>REEEEEEEEEEE TOO MANY ZELDA THREADS
>FUCK YOU, STOP HYPING SMEGA OF TIME
>100 posts in 10 minutes

Surely janny doesn't just have an issue with Nintendo and OoT and isn't abusing his mod rights, plain for everyone to see

This board is so dead without the janny going ballistic. Are you busy watching animes right now?

don't we have any mods? we just eat the spam? shall i just make 25 goldeneye threads about nothing?

>>9721376
?

>>9721359
Definitely soul. You know they would've used the 3DS shit if TP came out later though

>>9721338
I never even found that place in BotW and I was looking

>>9721350
No subtle LonLon music is the bigger missed opportunity. But that shitty game has the same music literally everywhere except villages anyways

>>9727176
I did the same. The turrets seem to have pretty shit aim if you stand right next to them, so I wailed on them with melee weapons till they broke. My troops could barely move due to all those looted fusion batteries.

>>9726868
>Aliens aren't canon because they aren't canon, THEY JUST AREN'T, OK!
How so? Where did the creators back at interplay say that Fallout exists in a universe where humans are alone?

>>9721327
NO
>>9722047
NOO
>>9722086
NOOO
>>9722181
NOOOO
>>9722187
NOOOOO
>>9722287
NOOOOOO
>>9722292
NOOOOOOO
>>9722296
NOOOOOOOO
>>9722484
NOOOOOOOOO
>>9722591
NOOOOOOOOOO
>>9722653
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9722756
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9722768
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9722776
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9723056
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9723425
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9723694
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9724309
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9724315
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9724646
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9726338
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9726369
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9726378
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9726380
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9726793
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9726817
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9726868
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9727030
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9727176
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9729172
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9729742
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9730309
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>9721327
Who cares about 'canon' in a series anyways

>>9730496
This isn't Doom, most Mario games that aren't RPGs, Blake Stone, Q*bert, nor Gradius.

never ever

>>9721297
based amiga chad
and correct, pixely Worms is best Worms

>>9721297
Agreed, I had more fun with the original than with 2 and the successors. 2 was still great however

The team base mode was GOAT and they never should have got rid of it

>>9721314
this

You just know.

>>9757874
>the games seem to run just fine, but the options are kind of limited
basically this, too bad they didn't add Gradius 3

>>9757239
>I liked Aerofighters which is by SNK I think
Video System made these games.

>>9757874
No. This was made by Hamster (the devs behind the Arcade Archives lineup) instead of M2. Depending on your setup, it can either run fine or run like shit.

>>9758039
depending on my pc? seems to be fine, very low input lag and no glitches...but the sound isn't so HOT, emulator sounds better imo

>>9758051
>>9758039
yeah it runs smoother if you have a video card instead of just onboard video or whatever

>>9724664
I got filtered here too

>>9724664
>look up no damage runs of Sparkster
>they just skip this fight
jej

>>9724776
not even those save-stating GOD GAMER ALL BOSSES NO DAMAGE PERFECT RUN clowns can no-damage this bullshit so they don't even try

>>9721269
*blocks you're path and drives you big mad*

>>9724664
This is legitimately the worst boss fight ever in a video game.

OP trolled everyone into providing them with a rom.

>>9721403
>>9722650
I still have my old roms full of intros in a separate folder for nostalgia's sake. It was especially prevalent on GBA roms and there's a part of me that finds it endearing.

>>9722676
Yeah, it's mostly a GBA dumper thing, nointro started off as a clean gba dump project because introfaggotry was everywhere.

>>9721735
>I am not too retarded to download games.
So you downloaded a shit set intentionally so you could cry about it?

>>9722676
>>9722695
What's fascinating is that some intros were hidden.
Some Golden Sun GBA ROMs circulating online have a hidden intro that can only be viewed by holding L+R when the game cold boots.

I have a 7501, it's not compatible with anything extra. I've never opened it so I don't know if it could have a modchip inside.

I have an SCPH-1001. From what I understand they're notorious for having shitty laser assemblies that fail over time. When that started happening with mine I just replaced the laser with one from a PSone. Also put a modchip in that bad boy, naturally.

>>9722036
Cool, do nut in it as well?

>>9722063
the whole nut?

>>9722068
One unit whole nut

>>9723431
The lineup or making a list regardless of lineup?

10. Doom (OS/2)
9. Doom (Win95)
8. Doom (SNES)
7. Doom (3DO)
6. Doom (Saturn)
5. Doom (Jaguar)
4. Doom (32X with Resurrection Patch)
3. Doom (GBA)
2. Doom (Linux)
1. Doom (MS-DOS)

>>9723507
How about Doom (ur mom) ?
Also, r we supposed to rage cuz ur lowkey shitting on the psx version?

>>9721196
>my parents could only afford a Playstation and a bag of burned CDs

>>9721196
>he didn't put iggy's reckin' balls on the list

The New Tetris
Tetris Effect
Puyo Tetris 2
Tetris 99

>>9721575
bruh is that ankha as an anime girl?

>>9721157
Tetris attack

DS for casual play.
TGM2+ for high-level play.
Effect for the presentation.

Gamboy version

>>9721157
GB/NES Tetris for classic experience, TGM2 or Tetr.io for fast play. Fuck regulations slop.

>>9721784
perhaps but also a genius marketing ploy

>>9721141
Yes, I submitted for the MM6 round that was advertised in Nintendo Power. Gum Man. He was an anthromorphic pack of chewing gum. He'd shoot sticky wads of gum around, and then spray a bunch of bullets around, sort of like Flash Man without the time freeze. Never got any kind of response, not even the cursory participation letter, which was upsetting to me as a kid. I have long ago lost the sketch I made, otherwise I'd post it.

The guy who submitted Bright Man's design for MM4 nowadays works as a professional illustrator for a bunch of stuff, including courtroom illustrations. He still has the golden cartridge and even appeared on a tv show where they appraised valuable objects and he went with the game.
https://twitter.com/YoshitakaWorks/status/1604493369446518785

>>9721534
That’s hysterical just imagine an art book where it was just the 1000s of submissions listed in alphabetical order. First few pages would be assman concepts. Fuck this gay world that is an art book if actually appreciate owning, seeing all of these immature offensive ideas mixed in with cool ones, and it all be presented in a high quality official looking package.

>>9722365
We know about this guy and Yusuke Murata going on to do actual illustrated work; do we know of any of the other RM Contest people going on to do anything notable?

>>9721174
Chris will continue the Redfield bloodline no matter the cost

>>9721178
U dont hold ur sibling’s arm like that alabama bitch boy

>>9721198
My sisterwife holds my arm that way

>>9723545
Cuz u suck her dick

>>9721126
>>9721174
Chris bangs his sister.
Why else doesn't he fucks Jill's and Sheeva's brains out?
Even the world wants them to mate. Thats why fates has it that the guys she gets interested in die.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4Rfjt5XYP0&t=2s

>>9728024
Pretty sure he didn't do Metroid and Kid Icarus's Game Boy sequels, but yeah Sakamoto's been around the block.

>>9727946
>Stop watching so much porn.
I thought you would say something like “if thats how your penis looks like, you should visit a doctor“
>three
Because three is a magical number and used for myths and fables. Three bears, three parts of the tri-force, three wishes.

>>9727895
>>9727958
I wonder how hard is it to hack or homebrew a Kid Icarus game?
And i would go for a classic bow. Dont like the Uprising science weapons that much. I mean the Blade is just a gun. Do we need to make it more a hack and shoot game?

>>9727967
>Balloon Kid
I liked that game. So diferent comtrol. They released it later as a Hello Kitty version!

>>9728665
You are right! Interesting that he did Super Metroid.