/vr/ - Retro Games

git gud, anon, Mt. Gulg is probably the easiest dungeon in the game. Ice Cave is the hardest.

You shouldn't be having any trouble with Mt. Gulg if your party is level 19, what gear do you have?

>>6160246
>boo people are mad at me because I used an offensive slur, guess I'll never translate anything again

God, what a fucking drama queen.

>>6160096
"Newhalf" also isn't a slur, while "tr***y" is.

It's just a bad translation.

>>6157095
>Maybe you need to go see a therapist
Waaayyy ahead of you.

>>6156013
>What are some feminine games I can make her play so she likes retro games?
...Make her?

It sounds like you both have some control issues. Talk to a therapist, or break up with her. Or both. Actually yeah, do both.

>>6153098
>MEGA MEN, which i almost clicked on, but figured out it was likely just gay porn

I clicked on it. And yeah, it was.

>>6151645
>>6151621
She probably colors her hair. That's the only way to explain why we've seen her with both brown, blonde, and green hair.

I've had like five different hair colors in the past year, even though I guess I'm "canonically" a brunette.

>>6142195
Brass leaves a non-metallic film over metal that protects it from future oxidation, but also increases resistance. Never ever EVER use brasso to clean electrical contacts!

95% isopropyl alcohol. You can get this at any drug store.

>>6142025
When you visit Hell, it looks like Heaven

lol you literally reminded me of this old commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eph6_fz49rc

>>6142001
Yeah I just realized I worded it kind of weirdly, but that was what I meant to say.

>>6141568
Then they're doing it wrong. Satan is androgynous, because nature is androgynous, and Satan is nature, and binary gender is a western cultural construct, or so I am told.

>>6141529
The final boss isn't supposed to be "an angelic being", it's supposed to be evocative of Lucifer or Satan, who is not infrequently portrayed as a beautiful androgynous being with feathery wings. Japan loves this trope (see: Devilman).

>>6141529
The final boss isn't supposed to be "an angelic being", it's supposed to be Satan or Lucifer, who is not infrequently portrayed as a beautiful androgynous being with feathery wings. Japan loves this trope (see: Devilman).

>>6137980
>But it's a fucking robot
lol literally the first boss in the game is a fucking robot did you even play the game?

>Earthworm Jim
>good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn3m3cNwqAM

>>6130695
They're fun. :/

Kirby's Dream Land 3 is better than Kirby Super Star.

There, I said it. That's just how I feel, and I know that's a very non-standard opinion, and I hope nobody on /vr/ holds it against me...

>>6127981
I'm pretty sure that's not an actual law, how would you even enforce it?

>internet police get an anonymous tip stating that you downloaded Blaster Master at 5:22 PM
>next day at 5:20 PM you have internet police standing outside your door with a battering ram, waiting for it to be 5:22 so they can bash the door in, shoot the dog, and arrest you

>>6121520
There is literally nothing wrong with being transgender.

>>6116919
Yeah! Ha! Ha! Yeah! Ha! Hoo ha HO! Yeah! Ha!
It's not over yet...

>>6114330
I did though! If you played this game after having played Megaman 3-7, it would be reasonable to assume the red-armored robot dog is Rush.

"Oh hey, it's Megaman's faithful canine companion Rush! C'mere Rush! Who's a good boy? Who's a gooooOH GOD BAD DOG, BAD DOG!"

>>6102976
Ski Free

>>6102603
o_0