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9978891 No.9978891 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

(Let's try this again, since it was just way too easy using a d10 last time.)

Only guys who roll 1 to 20 on a d100 are tough enough to enter the Salty Spitoon!

>> No.9978896
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9978896

rolled 34 = 34

BEWARE COWARDS
I LIVE

>> No.9978901
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9978901

Weenies who roll 60 to 89 best try over there.

(Dark Heresy rules, just to be clear.)

>> No.9978906
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9978906

rolled 86 = 86

FFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.9978907

rolled 98 = 98

Look at me I'm a ginat girly man

>> No.9978915
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9978915

rolled 84 = 84

Let's see if this works twice.

>> No.9978918
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9978918

rolled 28 = 28

>> No.9978920
File: 72 KB, 600x450, 1251319279345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9978920

rolled 94 = 94

Ain't no sailor tougher'n me.

>> No.9978921
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9978921

rolled 34 = 34

Bitches, please.

>> No.9978924

rolled 23 = 23

I'm so tough I eat rocks and shit bullets.

>> No.9978927
File: 16 KB, 320x240, superweeniehutfull_0001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9978927

And for you DOUBLE weenies who roll 90 to 100, or FAIL at rolling...

>> No.9978929

rolled 17 = 17

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!

>> No.9978933

rolled 72 = 72

I WOULD LIKE TO PARTAKE OF YOUR CLUB, GENTLEMEN.

>> No.9978934
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9978934

rolled 32 = 32

>> No.9978935
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9978935

rolled 14 = 14

CAN I COME IN?

>> No.9978936

>>9978929
Oh for fu- I fail at failing.

>> No.9978938
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9978938

rolled 78 = 78

>> No.9978945

rolled 29 = 29

>>9978933
I FEEL BAD NOW....
I THINK I'M GOING TO GO HOME A SPRAY THE NAZGUL DOWN WITH A FIREHOSE.

>> No.9978946

>>9978935
FUCK YES, I'M ENTERING THE SALTY SPITOON!

>> No.9978947
File: 118 KB, 1280x720, 1251385868323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9978947

rolled 94 = 94

Make way for Leman Russ!

>> No.9978949
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9978949

rolled 4 = 4

>> No.9978952
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9978952

rolled 44 = 44

Hmph!

>> No.9978954
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9978954

rolled 7 = 7

Am I tough enough?

>> No.9978955
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9978955

rolled 72 = 72

Tough? Who wants to be tough when you can be slick?

>> No.9978962
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9978962

rolled 56 = 56

>>9978921

>> No.9978967
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9978967

rolled 71 + 90 = 161

I'Z DA TOUGHESt, YOU'ZE JUST A GROT

>> No.9978970
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9978970

rolled 41 = 41

>> No.9978979
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9978979

>>9978906
>>9978907
>>9978915
>>9978920
>>9978933
>>9978938
>>9978947
>>9978955

>> No.9978982
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9978982

rolled 32 = 32

>> No.9978988

rolled 20 = 20

SALTY SPITOON

>> No.9978989
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9978989

rolled 18 = 18

>> No.9978990

rolled 24 = 24

I'LL FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT TO ENTER THIS CLUB.

>> No.9978991
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9978991

rolled 99 = 99

>> No.9978999
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9978999

rolled 46 = 46

Surely this is tough enough.

>> No.9979001

rolled 36 = 36

little bit

>> No.9979010
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9979010

rolled 4 = 4

>> No.9979011

rolled 42 = 42

Weenie hut jr here i come

>> No.9979023
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9979023

rolled 26 = 26

im coming in this time!

>> No.9979043
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9979043

rolled 1 = 1

but I'm just a weak little girl.

>> No.9979055 [DELETED] 

>>9979043
>1
Congratutations, you're an honorary platinum member.

>> No.9979062
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9979062

rolled 23 + 90 = 113

hay guise, am I tough enough?

>> No.9979064
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9979064

rolled 42 = 42

Who dares impede my entrance?!

>> No.9979065
File: 122 KB, 640x609, 1238852827147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9979065

rolled 29 = 29

Toughness 6 Baby!

>> No.9979068

>>9979043
The toughest I've ever seen

>> No.9979074
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9979074

>>9979055
I read it in his voice

>> No.9979078

>>9979043
I was gonna make you an honorary platinum member...but then I saw that you used a d10, and I cannot abide by a cheater (or someone who can't read instructions).

>> No.9979088
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9979088

rolled 16 = 16

Tankred is in it for the bitches.

>> No.9979091

rolled 29 = 29

how tough am I?
HOW TOUGH AM I?

>> No.9979100

>>9979091
Not enough.

>> No.9979109

rolled 83 = 83

>>9979100
god freaking dammit.
i'm going to go and sulk now.

>> No.9979110
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9979110

>>9979078
Works fine with me, as I cant abide by anyone who cant math.
http://www.sosmath.com/algebra/fraction/frac3/frac33/frac33.html

>> No.9979120
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9979120

rolled 61 = 61

I ride my bike through the wall.

>> No.9979122
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9979122

rolled 66 = 66

>> No.9979135
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9979135

>> No.9979149

rolled 31 = 31

I AM THE STRONGEST!

>> No.9979155
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9979155

rolled 60 = 60

Hey Girder.

How tough are you?

>> No.9979177
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9979177

rolled 2 = 2

>> No.9979191
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9979191

rolled 41 = 41

>> No.9979198
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9979198

rolled 30 = 30

WEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNIIIIIEEEEE!!!

>> No.9979200
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9979200

rolled 20 = 20

Ah yes...make way for my entrance.

>> No.9979215
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9979215

rolled 81 = 81

can we take this fight inside?

>> No.9979251

>>9979110
Irrelevant!

To use a d10 increases the chances of getting a '1' significantly. Beating those odds on a d100 is what it takes to get a platinum membership!

>> No.9979259

rolled 34 = 34

>>9979155
I dunno, let's check.

>> No.9979299

rolled 97 = 97

I piss pure skill and shit magic items.

>> No.9979304
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9979304

>>9979200

>> No.9979321

>>9979299

.... I'll be having a super weenie sunday in the corner. HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH. Come on immovable rod...

>> No.9979326

rolled 97 = 97

Any amateur can chew up a battleship and spit out razor blades. I'm so tough that I chew up razor blades and spit out battleships.

>> No.9979339
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9979339

>>9979251
what platinum membership?
Look all your post said is if I beat 1/5 odds I get in,

>> No.9979344
File: 34 KB, 175x221, Jews_you_say.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9979344

rolled 85 = 85

I killed 3 million jews, I'm sure I'm tough enough to get in.

>> No.9979347
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9979347

rolled 70 = 70

I'll classy up whatever fuckin place I get in.

>> No.9979351
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9979351

rolled 98 = 98

Rollan'

>> No.9979359
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9979359

rolled 14 = 14

>> No.9979368
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9979368

>> No.9979371

rolled 49 = 49

>>9979339
Fine. You get in. but no platinum membership (which is what I WOULD have given you if you had gotten that 1 on a d100).

But NO d10s from now on, dammit.

>> No.9979373

>>9979359
The toughest.

>> No.9979375
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9979375

>>9979359

>> No.9979380

>>9979371
Forgot to take out the roll on the -email field...

>> No.9979393

>>9979368
Apparently since I can't put the dice in the right fucking field, I roll nothing. Does that count as less than 20?

>> No.9979408
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9979408

rolled 78 = 78

>> No.9979409

>>9979393
Counts as a one-day pass to Super Weenie Hut Jr's. (>>9978927)


Sorry.

>> No.9979412
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9979412

>>9979351

>> No.9979414
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9979414

rolled 86 = 86

>> No.9979423
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9979423

rolled 76 = 76

>> No.9979426
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9979426

>>9979393
Here's a protip: Click on a post's E-mail field. Then copy and paste the text that pops up into your E-mail field.

Works like a charm.

>> No.9979437
File: 171 KB, 400x581, 1148331574971.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9979437

rolled 35 = 35

>> No.9979462
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9979462

rolled 56 = 56

Can I come in?

>> No.9979471

OP, I hope you realize there's no statistical difference between rolling 1-20 on a d100 and rolling 1 or 2 on a d10.

>> No.9979473
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9979473

rolled 81 = 81

Tell Godzilla hes a gimpy fag whos only allowed to go to the super weenie hut

>> No.9979495

rolled 8 = 8

OH BOY OH BOY

>> No.9979497
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9979497

>>9979471
I know, but previous experience seems to indicate that /tg/'s dice roller has an odd aversion to low outcomes whenever a quest thread uses Dark Heresy rules.

Pic related.

>> No.9979506
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9979506

rolled 96 = 96

>> No.9979512
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9979512

>>9979344

>> No.9979515
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9979515

>>9979495
TRIUMPHANT!

>> No.9979523

rolled 17 = 17

>>9979512
Forgot to roll

>> No.9979529
File: 185 KB, 850x977, sample-0e2b0456adf8c0dcd29aa9ba94e8cb6c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9979529

rolled 2 = 2

How's it hanging, guys?

>> No.9979532

>>9979344


Jews aren't that hard to kill, brah.

You get the weenie hut jr.

>> No.9979579
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9979579

rolled 11 = 11

just passing thru

>> No.9979630

I get into the shower before the water warms up. Out of my way, children.

>> No.9979638
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9979638

rolled 6 = 6

Qua?

>> No.9979642
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9979642

rolled 9 = 9

>> No.9979649
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9979649

>>9979642

>> No.9979688
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9979688

>> No.9979691

>>9979649
Finally Xenoooooos win something.

>> No.9979700
File: 336 KB, 300x320, Rorschach.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9979700

rolled 81 = 81

>> No.9979925
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9979925

>> No.9979927
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9979927

rolled 95 = 95

>> No.9979959
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9979959

rolled 76 = 76

>> No.9979968
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9979968

rolled 7 = 7

>> No.9979973

rolled 5 = 5

>>9979968
Heeeeey everyone!

>> No.9979989
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9979989

rolled 20 = 20

>> No.9980004
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9980004

rolled 42 = 42

>> No.9980018
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9980018

rolled 17 = 17

>> No.9980024
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9980024

rolled 17 = 17

Hurk.

>> No.9980029
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9980029

rolled 5 = 5

>> No.9980048
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9980048

rolled 76 = 76

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT.

>> No.9980049
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9980049

rolled 91 = 91

>> No.9980074
File: 388 KB, 200x150, Awesome.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980074

rolled 38 = 38

I'm the toughest mother fucker in the universe.

>> No.9980101
File: 31 KB, 400x266, 1270213139665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980101

rolled 95 = 95

GREAT LEADER POKEMON CHAMPION KIM JUNG IL WILL ENTER SALTY SPITOON. AMERICAN IMPERIALIST AGGRESSIVE FORCES WILL NOT STOP GREAT LEADER POKEMON CHAMPION KIM JUNG IL!!!

>> No.9980123
File: 24 KB, 632x467, heavy chickenshit outfit face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980123

rolled 70 = 70

>> No.9980132
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9980132

rolled 27 = 27

>>9980123

>> No.9980143
File: 96 KB, 303x186, heavysmallstare1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980143

rolled 25 = 25

>>9980132

>> No.9980151
File: 98 KB, 303x186, heavysmallstare2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980151

rolled 54 = 54

>>9980143

>> No.9980172
File: 122 KB, 303x186, heavysmallstare3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980172

rolled 59 = 59

>>9980151

>> No.9980175
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9980175

rolled 16 = 16

>>9980101

THIS WILL NOT STAND! WE WILL WAGE TOTAL WAR ON IMPERIALIST AMERICAN AGGRESSIVE FISH FORCES!!!

>> No.9980178
File: 118 KB, 303x186, heavysmallstare4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980178

rolled 66 = 66

>>9980172

>> No.9980184
File: 481 KB, 1562x1315, heavystare angle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980184

rolled 95 = 95

>>9980178
Vat is zis?

>> No.9980189
File: 22 KB, 635x358, Heavystare pale.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980189

rolled 81 = 81

>>9980184
I am, how you say, lacking word.

>> No.9980208
File: 162 KB, 580x750, poof.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980208

rolled 49 = 49

I want in.

>> No.9980218

rolled 36 = 36

>>9980189
>>9980184
>>9980178
>>9980172
>>9980151
>>9980143
>>9980132
>>9980123
you'll never get in, weenie.

>> No.9980227

Fucking heavy stare.
How it works?

>> No.9980235
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9980235

Excuse me sir, could you let me in?

>> No.9980242
File: 94 KB, 292x246, Heavy Sneer3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980242

rolled 60 = 60

>>9980218
I can still kill you, tiny baby.

>> No.9980257
File: 52 KB, 710x507, meatwad8.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980257

stand back and let a real man through

>> No.9980258
File: 208 KB, 331x299, Heavy Stare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980258

rolled 23 = 23

>>9980227
Is not hard.

>> No.9980263

>>9980257

fuckdammit

>> No.9980264
File: 44 KB, 233x233, heavy disturbed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980264

rolled 51 = 51

>>9980258
Just...stare.

>> No.9980313
File: 86 KB, 800x800, RamirezAstroliner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980313

rolled 66 = 66

So then...Do ya mind holdin the doors open for me me young feller?

>> No.9980350
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9980350

rolled 76 = 76

>> No.9980504
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9980504

rolled 9 = 9

i am not good at this.

>> No.9980514
File: 93 KB, 448x336, 1274477770986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980514

rolled 29 = 29

Hey can we come in?

>> No.9980521
File: 55 KB, 469x428, 1256257450271.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980521

rolled 47 = 47

I'm manly enough, right?

>> No.9980529
File: 175 KB, 1280x720, WARTIME CAPTAIN AMERICA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980529

rolled 24 = 24

...

>> No.9980530
File: 41 KB, 640x480, 1273517212263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980530

>>9980504

OH LAWD.

>> No.9980641
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9980641

rolled 65 = 65

suck on my roll

>> No.9980656
File: 68 KB, 540x720, cloud_strife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980656

rolled 75 = 75

>> No.9980661
File: 274 KB, 365x369, heavy evilgrin mdm 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980661

rolled 47 = 47

>>9980313
It doesn't look as if you qualify, comrade.

>> No.9980685
File: 156 KB, 822x692, 4dac0c0d619c93264753a0cb1f7a444b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980685

rolled 18 = 18

>> No.9980707
File: 20 KB, 299x276, 1274431773739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9980707

rolled 41 = 41

You don't need eyes to get into the Salty Spitoon

>> No.9981398
File: 70 KB, 500x600, 1180818065759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981398

rolled 17 = 17

>> No.9981460
File: 548 KB, 1024x853, 126227545995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981460

rolled 466 = 466

>> No.9981473

rolled 19 = 19

Come on...

>> No.9981480

>>9981473

Yes!

>> No.9981490
File: 357 KB, 700x990, Komatsu_oksentaa_hihaan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981490

rolled 124 = 124

>> No.9981524

Threads like these have killed /b/ and /v/, now they come to /tg/

>> No.9981649
File: 11 KB, 320x350, varg vikernes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981649

rolled 29 = 29

I burn churches, can I come in?

>> No.9981662
File: 105 KB, 1024x768, heavy ohshi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981662

rolled 9 = 9

>>9981490
IS NOT POSSIBLE!

>> No.9981670
File: 52 KB, 640x360, Heavy stare wide.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981670

>>9981662
...

>> No.9981677
File: 54 KB, 1024x768, heavy overjoyed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981677

>>9981670
YYYYYES!

>> No.9981756

>>9981662
>>9981670
>>9981677
...Pfffhahahaha.

Why did I laugh so much?

>> No.9981760

rolled 74 = 74

>>9981756
DAMMIT I SWEAR I PUT IN THE DICE COMMAND.

I'm a super double weenie, but might as well roll.

>> No.9981768
File: 254 KB, 600x800, 1270140794187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981768

rolled 92 = 92

>> No.9981790

rolled 89 = 89

>>9981756
Because of vodka?

>> No.9981807
File: 80 KB, 576x432, 1250291757887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981807

rolled 78 = 78

>>9981662
Congratulations,that only took you almost 3 hours.

>> No.9981814
File: 183 KB, 208x296, 266337537_6753a19f0e_o.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981814

rolled 54 = 54

>>9981760
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER YEEAAAAH!

YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH!

GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER!

>> No.9981861
File: 121 KB, 488x550, 1249959098478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981861

rolled 5 = 5

>> No.9981874

>>9981861
Now that's tough.

>> No.9981884
File: 7 KB, 200x200, heavy grinavatar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981884

>>9981807
You are just jealous, tiny, unfunny clown-man.

>> No.9981892
File: 77 KB, 680x466, 1225820844571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981892

rolled 22 = 22

>>9981861
>5
OH GOD SOMEONE HIDE ME!

>> No.9981904

>>9981861
Ronnie Coleman is delightful.

>> No.9981905
File: 73 KB, 619x600, 1273991821063.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981905

rolled 1 = 1

gimme dat

>> No.9981909
File: 49 KB, 705x591, 1268557773163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981909

rolled 38 = 38

I will punch you with a shark.

>> No.9981912
File: 222 KB, 450x494, Ollanius.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981912

rolled 49 = 49

>> No.9981914

>>9981905
hell yeah, bitches got nothing on Slowpoke Gullyman

>> No.9981917
File: 45 KB, 332x460, 1270769732801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981917

rolled 6 = 6

>> No.9981922

>>9981905
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKING ULTRAFAGS ARE BANNED!

GO HELP MATT WARD SUCK ROWBOATS COCK.

>> No.9981923

>>9981917
"I killed a man with a Trident!"

>> No.9981924
File: 24 KB, 302x319, FUCK2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981924

>>9981905
Fucking ultrasmurfs win everything as usual

>> No.9981928

rolled 75 = 75

>>9981912

Oh BULLSHIT!

That roll must have been for the big pansy in power armour.

>> No.9981933
File: 35 KB, 192x244, 1259857464237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981933

rolled 2 = 2

>> No.9981936

rolled 98 = 98

>>9981928

And, uh, that one was for the silly retcon imperial fist.

>> No.9981949

rolled 39 = 39

>>9981936

AND THAT ONE WAS FOR THE CUSTODES!

>> No.9981957

>>9981892
Quick! Change form! That way he won't recognise you! (And you can try rolling again to get in.)

>> No.9981962

>>9981905
Congratulations on your honorary platinum membership.

>> No.9981965
File: 274 KB, 1055x822, Grendel_7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9981965

rolled 91 = 91

Hi there. Do you have a towel I could use to clean my knife?

>> No.9981969
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9981969

>>9981949

I HAVE FAILED YOU OLLANIUS!

>> No.9981970

>>9981949
Stop rolling, Ollanius is already inside, he's unconcious on the bar.

>> No.9981975
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9981975

>>9981962
Forgot my pic.

>> No.9981979
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9981979

rolled 19 = 19

Stand aside.

>> No.9981987
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9981987

rolled 66 = 66

im a fucking ultralisk bitch!

>> No.9981990

>>9981979
Yeah, Kratos seems tough enough.

>> No.9981994

>>9981965
You know, even considering the things he's done, Grendel IS still kind of a weenie.

>> No.9981999

Wait up,
Isn't rolling 1-20 on a d100 around1/5 chance?

Whereas 8-10 on a d10 was 3/10?

The odds havne't changed too muc, imo.

also, how do I roll?

1d100roll

>> No.9982001
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9982001

rolled 62 = 62

>> No.9982012
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9982012

rolled 91 = 91

Surely the Chairman is manly enough.

>> No.9982019

I'm plenty tough.

>> No.9982025
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9982025

rolled 33 = 33

I'm tough enough

>> No.9982031
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9982031

rolled 95 = 95

Are these two tough enough?

>> No.9982032

rolled 71 = 71

I'm plenty tough.

>> No.9982037

>>9981999
>implying 3/10 vs 2/10 isn't a significant change
also, dice+1d100

>> No.9982039

rolled 61 = 61

>>9982031

Pffftahahaha.

>> No.9982041
File: 102 KB, 700x576, heavy cooking mama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9982041

>>9982012
Is okay, cooking man. I grandfather you in.

>> No.9982053
File: 30 KB, 403x584, rage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9982053

rolled 45 = 45

>>9982025
shit

>> No.9982055
File: 134 KB, 450x1769, 6663_79ec..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9982055

rolled 5 = 5

Curse these tiny arms...

>> No.9982068
File: 39 KB, 337x425, chuck_norris.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9982068

rolled 1 = 1

I don't play by your rules.

>> No.9982078

>>9982068

Well done, you just rolled maximum.

>> No.9982079
File: 5 KB, 141x166, Fry stare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9982079

>>9982068
>1d1

>> No.9982087
File: 22 KB, 300x300, 1242254472669.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9982087

rolled 1 = 1

>>9981957
>change form
UH.. UM..

OKAI!

>> No.9982092
File: 71 KB, 480x602, touhou cirno GAR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9982092

>>9982087
THE STRONGEST

>> No.9982100

>>9982087

THE TOUGHEST

>> No.9982113
File: 28 KB, 331x319, amazing tears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9982113

>>9982068
>>9982087
Cirno is tougher following the rules, than Chuck is when he cheats.

>> No.9982116
File: 55 KB, 337x425, chuck_norris2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9982116

rolled 22 = 22

>>9982087

You.

>> No.9982117

>>9981999
Actually the rules last time were:

8-10: Salty Spittoon - 30%
7-5: Turned away at the door - 30%
4-3: Weenie Hut Jr's - 20%
2-1: Super Weenie Hut Jr's - 20%

Right now it's:
100-90: Super Weenie Hut Jr's - 10%
89-60: Weenie Hut Jr's - 29%
59-21: Turned away at the door. - 38%
20-1: Salty Spittoon - 20%

>> No.9982127

>>9982117
Uhhhhh.

>> No.9982136
File: 454 KB, 496x458, heavy awesomeface.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9982136

>>9982116
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

>> No.9982142
File: 117 KB, 400x500, 1263694205830.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9982142

>>9982087
...I am Power Loli.

Destroyer of Worlds.

>> No.9982150
File: 36 KB, 679x604, Cirno.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9982150

>>9982087
>2 1s in entire thread
>1 is ultrasmurf
>other is Cirno

It's official, the dice bot is sapient.

>> No.9982155
File: 57 KB, 337x425, chuck_norris3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9982155

rolled 19 = 19

>>9982116

KILL

>> No.9982156

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN

>> No.9982166
File: 31 KB, 300x427, bruce-lee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
9982166

>>9982068
Hold on, let me call the OTHER bouncer.

>> No.9982174

>>9982142
I fucking loved Kino's Journey

>> No.9982177

>>9982156
I ain't see shit.

>> No.9982182

>>9982155
and yet, you still can't summon the strength to beat Gensokyo's strongest

>> No.9982242

...I've doomed myself to being Cirno, haven't I?

>> No.9982314

>>9982242
Change again! You'll be inside, and no-one will be any wiser!
Although why you want to go in is beyond me. The beer's watery. And salty.

>> No.9982315

>>9982242
Yes, now change your namefaggotry name to Cirno. It is an honour to be the strongest.

>> No.9982352

HOW DO I ROLL

>> No.9982362

>>9982352
Paste this in your e-mail field:

dice+1d100

>> No.9982674

>>9982315
B..but..

;_;

>> No.9985808

rolled 66 = 66

Well, let's give it a goddamn try then.

>> No.9985822

>>9985808

Ah well, I felt like having some weenies to chew on anyway.

/innuendo

>> No.9985841

rolled 27 = 27

My body can take it

>> No.9985993

rolled 62 = 62

>>9978891
Don't you mean 80-100?

Tough enough, well 1-20 seems weak.

>> No.9987406

How are you guys rolling?!

>> No.9987433

rolled 9 = 9

Here we go.

>> No.9987435

!roll d20

>> No.9987452

rolled 31 = 31

Am I the manliest fish in the seas?

>> No.9987474

C'MON!!!

I'M A MAN AND A HALF!

>> No.9987492

rolled 47 = 47

i just have to talk to a friend inside

>> No.9987532

rolled 20 = 20

May I enter?

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