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9959687 No.9959687 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Despair all ye nations, deny not that we're sick.
For our blood is like water where once it was thick.
And our minds have grown leaden, our bodies gone weak,
And vernom pours from our lips whenever we speak.

Despair all ye nations, for the time draws apace,
When the rot of the cynic shall steal our good grace.
And our sweetest of dreams shall fade to lost hope,
Our pride and our arrogance; our noose and our rope.

Despair all ye nations, see the years drawing on,
Our great cultures are fading and soon they'll be gone.
So conceited our scholars, they jeer through their teeth,
With their theories so shallow - Quite soulless beneath.

>> No.9959740
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Despiar all ye nations, for the ending is near,
When the Lord of Lost Heart shall govern us with fear.
Our weakness unfetters as we face this unknown,
And our faith trails to nothing; we stand here alone.

Despair all ye nations, the Corrupter has come,
And the sad days of this world are nearing thier sum.
For the shining ideals through endeavours we sought,
Grow sour as he passes, and are coming to nought.

Despair all ye nations, there's no hope for us now,
For we made this monster, placed a crown upon his brow.
He fed on our apathy, our pain made him swell,
We gave him Dominion, He gives us his Hell

>> No.9959812

Nurgle loves me this I know
For the voices tell me so
Daemons come to hear my song
I grow weak while they grow strong

Nurgle loves me
Nurgle loves me
Nurgle loves me
Nurgle loves me

The voices tell me so.

>> No.9964260

nobody loves nurgle

Not even nurgle.

If I was a fat pus swollen, sweaty boil ridden mucous membrane like that, I'd embrace his philosophy of death, and kill myself.

>> No.9964290
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9964290

Slaanesh thread? I think so!

>> No.9964312
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Because even Argonians in an unrelated setting feel the call.

>> No.9964315
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9964315

EVEN UNRELATED ALIENS CANNOT RESIST

>> No.9964321
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UNF UNF UNF

>> No.9964329
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>> No.9964339

>>9964312
That is not how you polish a spear.

>> No.9964353
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9964353

MAXIMUM SLAANESH

>> No.9964367
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9964367

Even Khornette joins in on the action.

>> No.9964378

>>9964321
Dear god SAUCE

>> No.9964382

nurgle lieks bewbs too y'know...

>> No.9964387

>>9964367

That's no Khronette, that's just a tiefling

>> No.9964397
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9964397

Goddamn Gargoyles, stealing our women.

>> No.9964448
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9964448

Man, what.

... SLAANESH!

>> No.9964457
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9964457

I'm not even going to bother commenting this one.

>> No.9964478
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9964478

You WISH daemonettes were this hot.

>> No.9964502
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Xenomorphs wants in on some roleplaying. Do you let it?

>> No.9964516
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>This thread

>> No.9964526

>>9964312
...wait. Can reptiles blush?

>> No.9964540
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>>9964502
What's it want to roleplay?

>> No.9964543
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... Sure. Queen Tyrh'Anee is a devout follower too.

>> No.9964547

>>9964526
MAGIC!

>> No.9964566
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9964566

FUCKING WARP

HOW DOES IT WORK

>> No.9964576
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9964576

THE DUKE goes all-in with the Prince of Pleasure.

>> No.9964591
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9964591

Don't forget Her chosen champion.

>> No.9964609
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The tinyness of this turtle is in clear excess.

>> No.9964630

Yeeaaaahhh...

You just know Doomrider is going to show up any second now. Then the chaos crew and friends will derail the thread entirely.

>> No.9964645
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>>9964630
Like that is going to stop me from posting.

DAT ARBOK

>> No.9964663
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9964663

For instance...

>> No.9964664

>>9964566
>dat pic
What.

>> No.9964683
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Why not include Jean too.

Tyranids can worship Slaanesh just as well as they can wear pants on their heads. And be female.
Yeah, let's go with that.

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>>9964664
ItsmagicIaintgottaexplainshit.jpeg

>> No.9964734
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>>9964630
I, for one, will not be participating in it this time around.
Except, you know, the porn dump.

>> No.9964736
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9964736

Why not, you know.

>> No.9964747
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Poor misunderstood Illithid. I'd let him flay my mind. ;_;

>> No.9964773
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Self-explanatory.

>> No.9964789
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No Slaanesh thread is complete with Stupid Sexy Futa Tech Adept.

>> No.9964809
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Even the most chem-gelded Grey Knight would fall to this.

>> No.9964832

>>9964809

...woot.

>> No.9964833
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9964833

Intermission!

>> No.9964888
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Is it lesbianism if it's an elf?

>> No.9964898
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>>9964888
According to Valentine, you'd atleast get a medal if you shag one.

>> No.9964913
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Stalking the Zone, you come across an all-female company of Snorks. wat do.

>> No.9964916
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>>9964888
Elf on elf sex is always lesbian sex, if that's what you're asking.

>> No.9964918

>>9964888
It's ALWAYS lesbianism.

>> No.9964931
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Apparantly, AI's can worship Slaanesh, if in subtle quanities.

>> No.9964940
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New Steed of Slaanesh.

>> No.9964954
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Devouts of Slaanesh doesn't care when they watch Ringu.

>> No.9964963
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>> No.9964965
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Dear /tg/, what does it feel like to hold a Witch in your arms? ;_;

>> No.9964974

>>9964954
>>9964954
I would hit that so hard the tape explodes.

>> No.9964989
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>>9964965

>> No.9964995

>>9964965

Problably cold, and her hands are most problably very hard.

>> No.9964998

>>9964965
feels like stabbing.

>> No.9965006
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Casual lesbianism can still be heretical lesbianism.

>> No.9965023
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>>9965006

>> No.9965024
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9965024

While I'm still on a roll.

>> No.9965034
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EVEN DRYADS CAN BE HERETICS

>> No.9965052
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9965052

Delicious Darth Talon. You can tell it from the look she gives you. That subtle, "I'm going to kill you."

Smoking.

>> No.9965054
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9965076

I can't really tell with this collection.

I'll just post it anyway.

>> No.9965089
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9965089

Lieutenant Hooters is always relevant.

>> No.9965102
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Niggersamus is making a guest appearance. Tickets were not sold out.

>> No.9965127
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Alright ladies, how about we give those Loyalists a right good lickin', eh? Now over the trenches the lot of you, pip pip!

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The practicality of those horns are making me dizzy. Do they headbutt during mating? Quite possible!

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More Darth Talon. I wonder what she's thinking this time.

"I want a soda."

Damnit Talon, you ruin it.

>> No.9965162
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Who *wouldn't* lick those pecks for hours on end?

>> No.9965172
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dat belly

>> No.9965186
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She's got green fingers.

Get it? Green fingers. Aaaah, I kill myself.

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>> No.9965198
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Quick tribute to the far-less-popular ol' Grandfather.

>> No.9965205
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FUCKING CHANGELINGS

>> No.9965214
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The downside(possible bonus) of dating Slaaneshi followers.

>> No.9965217

>>9964457
SMUUUURRRRF
RAAAAAAAAAPE

>> No.9965219
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9965219

What the hell is going on in this thread?

>> No.9965232
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>>9965186
Good idea.

>> No.9965233
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Can you fall to heresy if you're Batman?

>> No.9965246
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>>9965219
oh, u mad

cuz I'm stylin' on you?

>> No.9965248

>>9965233
I believe that Curze did.

>> No.9965252

>>9965214
what, freaky mirrors?

Because the other stuff I'm okay with.

>> No.9965255
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VAGINA DENTATA

>> No.9965267
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HORO HERESY

>> No.9965276
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Subscribe to Slaanesh today! No more painful and unsightly pregnancies! Just write a few words on your belly and right out your future abomination pops!
Easy as 1..2..3!

>> No.9965282
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>>9965246
Nah, being mad is Khornes forte. I'm just wondering how a hymn for nurgle spawned this much Slaanesh worshipping.

>> No.9965291
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9965291

Chosen Champion of Slaanesh.

>> No.9965302

>>9965232
dat.. bulge?

>> No.9965304
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You have to turn in your genitals if you're not gay for Hellboy, and you know he digs Slaanesh with all the junk he's eatin'.

>> No.9965321
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>>9965282
Face it, fatso. You're not 'in'.

>> No.9965330
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>>9965282
YOU GONNA GET RAPE'D

>> No.9965334
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On a sidenote, what does it feel like to hold an Illithid in your arms? ;_;

>> No.9965336

>>9965255
You can't even see her vagina to tell if there are teeth.

>> No.9965351
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>>9965302
Yup.

>> No.9965354
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Oh yeah, I'm hot. I'm fucking smoking.

>> No.9965362
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9965362

Three lolis burst into your classroom, asking for the way to Rome. What do you do?

>> No.9965368
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>>9965334
It feels moist and squishy. It usually also feels like your brain is being eaten.

>> No.9965370
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>>9965330
I think you will find that raping something that has no distinguishable orifices can prove quite hard.

Also, there's the pus and bile... nasty stuff, even for you slaaneshi people.

>> No.9965374
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damnit samus where are your shins you have nothing below the knees

>> No.9965382
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>>9965362
I give them directions to Mecca, telling them it's Rome.

>> No.9965391

>>9965334
Anyone have a source on this pic?

Googling "sathsarrion" brings up dead links and a single deleted Danbooru post.

>> No.9965398
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>>9965370
I'd take that pus and shove it into every orifice while asking for more. u mad.

>> No.9965411
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>>9965370
Condoms. Also, we make our own holes.

>> No.9965425
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>>9965398
I might have underrestimated you slaanesh types.

Also, if excess is your game, how would you like assloads of diseases, free of charge?

>> No.9965436

>>9965398

No fucking way... Just no fucking way..

>> No.9965438
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Is it gay if it's an orc?

>> No.9965455
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>>9965425
Can't touch this, fat boy.

>> No.9965460
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9965460

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA DOOM RIDER

>> No.9965463

>>9965425

Depends on, will it bring any kind of pleasure or satisy any desire on our followers?

>> No.9965466
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datass

>> No.9965468

>>9965438
Not if you're female

or is that dwarves...

>> No.9965478
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dat fucking hip

>> No.9965487
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9965487

Does it vibrate? Let's find out!

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>> No.9965504
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>>9965463
Well, feeling thousands of flies feasting upon your gut is a sensation on it's own rights, not to mention the release when they finally dig their way through your stomach and fly away.

It's like giving birth, really.

>> No.9965512

>>9965496

wat

>> No.9965514
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>>9965468
It's never gay if it's got dat bulge.

>> No.9965528
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You know the Major browses Slaanesh threads during car chases.

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>>9965504

You succesfully tempted me into posting this.

>> No.9965551
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What does it feel like to be held by a daemonette? ;_;

>> No.9965555
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Aw hell yeah, nigger.

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>>9965550

>> No.9965568
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9965568

THIS THREAD

JUSTICE.

>> No.9965573
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>>9965568

>> No.9965577
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>>9965550
The concept for this comic was actually implanted into the mortals head by Grandfather Nurgle.

>> No.9965578

>>9965565
oh god...I remember this...

>> No.9965582
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9965582

>>9965565

>> No.9965584
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9965584

R.I.P. Chink ;_;

>> No.9965585

>>9965537
HOORAY GUNNERKRIG LESBIANS

>> No.9965597

>>9965584
THAT BASTARD IS STILL FUCKING ALIVE
WE KNOW HIS GODDAMN PIXIV ACCOUNT
HE UPDATES IT
THE FUCKING BASTARD

>> No.9965599
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9965599

When you just don't feel it anymore when a horse is buggering you.

>> No.9965602
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>>9965582

>> No.9965603
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>>9965336
A few love bites never hurt anyone anyway.

It's watermarks you have to watch out for.

>> No.9965613
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9965613

>>9964290

SLAANESH THREAD?

>> No.9965628
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9965628

The Shivans are worshippers of Slaanesh.

>> No.9965629

>>9965460
Here at last?

Took you long enough.

>> No.9965630
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9965630

all it would take to damn today's world is one demoness with a webcam and a really good etna impersonation.

>> No.9965637

>>9965565

MOAR

>> No.9965642
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9965642

NO ONE IS LOYAL

EVERYONE IS A HERETIC

>> No.9965655
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9965655

Dem xenomorphs can appreciate dat lesbianism.

>> No.9965661

>>9965637

There were a few other comics, but none as brutally fascinating as this one. Couldn't save them becomes a janitor was in the neighbourhood.

>> No.9965662
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>>9965550
>>9965565
>>9965582
>>9965602

This warms my festering heart.

>> No.9965669
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9965669

EVEN GREEN ARMY (WO)MEN

>> No.9965678
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9965678

>>9965662
Oy, fatty. Found you a potential convert.

>> No.9965682

>>9965662

WHAT UP PLAGUE MARIIIIIIINE.

>> No.9965701
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9965701

>>9965629
I WAS DOIN SOME C-C-COCAINE!!!

>> No.9965706
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>>9965682
I'm sorry, Doomrider. I'm confiscating your bike. You're just not rad enough.

>> No.9965712
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9965712

>>9965682
Yo, D-man! Didn't see you cruisin' around.

Just preaching the word of Grandfather Nurgle to these lost sheep.

>> No.9965724
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9965724

>>9965712

COOL BEANS. WHAT'S WITH ALL THE IMPOSTER DOOMRIDERS.

>> No.9965730
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9965730

I'd still lick it.

>> No.9965737

>>9965613
Slaanesh is usurping my thread.

No worries though, I had one yesterday.

>> No.9965755
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9965755

>>9965724
Oh those. I don't pay them any mind, since they don't have that bike of yours.

You should be flattered tho, people want to be like you. Maybe you should start organizing driving lessons?

>> No.9965757
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>>9965737

SLAANESH HAS A TENDENCY TO USURP EVERYTHING.

>> No.9965759

what size scale would chaos gods be,if you fielded them with 28mm troops? how big would you have to make them?

>> No.9965769
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9965769

2 minutes since Doomrider and still no Tzeentchnette? A mystery!

>> No.9965770

>>9965757

>Slaanesh has a tendency to slurp up everything.
>By everything I mean my cum.

>> No.9965785
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9965785

Is it gay if it's a pokemon?

>> No.9965792
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9965792

>>9965759

HUGE.

>> No.9965799
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9965799

A Dex-Star is fine too, if you're Slaanesh.

>> No.9965808
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9965808

>>9965769

..WHAT'S THE CONNECTION THERE?

I'M NOT SEEING IT.

>> No.9965810
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9965810

The pimpness of this tennis court is clearly in excess too.

>> No.9965822
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>>9965808
I wouldn't know, faggot.

>> No.9965830
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9965830

The first sign of falling to Slaanesh.

>> No.9965849
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9965849

Goddamnit, Bats.

>> No.9965855
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9965855

>>9965822

NOT COOL.

>> No.9965865
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9965865

In comparison, Khornate cultists. Which one was it you would like to join again?

>> No.9965876

>>9965865

THIS MAN MAKES A POINT. JOIN US AND BE GLORIOUS.

>> No.9965880
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9965880

>>9965855
Ha ha, faggot. Cannot have!

>> No.9965883

COVER THE LANDS IN PESTILENCE AND ROT THE TREES!

BE JOYOUS IN YOUR LABORS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCrsMdxcHVw

>> No.9965891
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9965891

>>9965876
>Implying I'm a man.

>> No.9965892
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9965892

>>9965880

DO NOT WANT.

>> No.9965907
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9965907

A Mithra is fine too.

>> No.9965914

>>9965876
Stop impersonating Doomrider. It's pretty obvious that you're not him.

>> No.9965915
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9965915

>>9965891

>IMPLYING YOU'RE NOT BOTH.

>> No.9965916
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9965916

>>9965892
u mad

>> No.9965929
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9965929

Aw hell yeah motherfucker.

>> No.9965939
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9965939

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? NURGLITES AND SLAANESHI FAGGOTS EVERYWHERE, YET KHORNE IS NOT REPRESENTED IN ANY WAY?

FUCK YOU ALL, I'M WORTH MORE THAN YOU ALL COMBINED TO MY CHOSEN GOD.

>> No.9965944
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9965944

DAT LATEX

>> No.9965946
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9965946

>>9965916

>> No.9965958

>>9965939
Right, someone start posting guro and snuff.

>> No.9965959
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9965959

>>9965939
That's not saying much, faggot.

>> No.9965963
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>>9965939

YOU'RE A HUMAN.

I'M A DAEMON PRINCE.

HAHA, DO THE MATH NANANA.

>> No.9965966
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9965966

>>9965946
so mad

>> No.9965977
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9965977

>>9965963
OH, I'LL DO THE MATH ALRIGHT! USING YOUR TEETH, FAGGOT-ON-A-BIKE!

>> No.9965982
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9965982

>>9965946
You just know she could satisfy even a daemon prince with her morhping.

>> No.9965997

>>9965944
Wow, she is really just not attractive at all. I mean, you would think she would be, but she isn't.

>> No.9965998
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9965998

Slaanesh, once again taking the victory.

>> No.9966004
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9966004

>>9965963
Well, he was one of the few Mortal champions Khorne actually brought back from the dead. Most of them just get their skull ditched on the Throne and that's the end of them.

>> No.9966013

>>9965977
This could be interesting.

Also, full god beats daemon prince. Just saying.

>> No.9966029
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>>9966004
The circle of madness is nearing completion!

>> No.9966046
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9966046

3 out of 4! Where's the last little bitch-in-heat?

>> No.9966061

>>9965977

I SEE WORDS. IS THAT GORECHILD IN YOUR POWER ARMOUR OR ARE YOU JUST AROUSED BY ME?

>> No.9966068

>>9966004
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE DEFEND ME! YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO ME!

IF YOU WEREN'T THE DAUGHTER OF THE BIG MAN, I WOULD HAVE WRINGED YOUR NECK A LONG TIME AGO!

>> No.9966095

Aww, image limit. No more Khornette Prom Pictures. Sad anon is sad.

Oh well, I've done my job. Bye!

>> No.9966201

>>9966068

ARE YOU ANGRYYYY?

>> No.9966214

>>9966068

You know, the first time you said that, I got a bit upset.

Well, a lot upset.

Kinda doesn't bother me any more, now.

>> No.9966233

>>9966214

HI TAMALEE.

>> No.9966240

>>9966201

YES, AND IF THIS WASN'T THE INTERNET, I WOULD RIP YOU TO PIECES AND FORCE FEED THEM TO NURGLE.

>> No.9966280

>>9966240
Even I have standards, you know.

Also, these guys don't quite seem like the real deal.

I sense imposters.

>> No.9966304

>>9966233
Sup Doom. Seen Tzeentchette around?

>>9966240
You could try.

>> No.9966305

>>9966280
YOU DID WHAT JUST NOW? YOU CALLED ME AN IMPOSTER?

THAT'S FUCKING IT, CHAOS GOD OR NOT, I WILL FUCKING EVISCERATE YOU!

AND WHEN I'M DONE, I WILL WAIT TILL YOU REFORM AND DO IT AGAIN!

>> No.9966311

>>9966280

THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, NURGLE.

I'M DOOMRIDER. PLAGUE MARINE IS MY BEST BRO, TAMALE IS MY SISTER (WHO I REALLY DO WANT TO FUCK.) AND I DO..

COOOOOOOCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE.

>> No.9966330

>>9966304

NOT SINCE YESTERDAY. MAYBE SHE'S PAINTING THAT BATTLESUIT SHE BOUGHT WHEN I DROVE HER TO THE GAMING STORE.

>> No.9966358

>>9966311
>>9966305
Okay guys, you pass.

I was a bit paranoid about the whole thing earlier where there were like 3 Doomriders.

There wouldn't have been enough cocaine in the galaxy.

>> No.9966371

>>9966358

THERE'S BARELY ENOUGH FOR ONE OF ME, FUCK.

>> No.9966398

>>9966358
YEAH, I PASS... STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR FILTHY GARDENS, KILLING EVERYTHING.

>> No.9966426

>>9966398
Not the garden!

>> No.9966432

>>9965602
>>9965582
>>9965565
>>9965550
Well, that was pretty horrifying

>> No.9966527

>>9966426

GARDEN'S GOOD, KHARN'S SO STUPID HE'D PROBABLY FALL OFF THE EDGE INTO THE WARP.

>> No.9966551

Now I am here to ruin this thread!

>> No.9966566

>>9966398
Kharn.

Kharn, seriously.

Indoors voice.

>> No.9966573

>>9966527
WHO YOU CALLING STUPID, CRACKHEAD?

I'LL FUCKING TAKE THAT COCAINE OF YOURS AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR NOSE USING GORECHILD.

>> No.9966596

>>9966566

YOU NEVER TELL ME THAT.

>> No.9966608

>>9966573
He worships Slaanesh, you moron! He'd enjoy that!

>> No.9966609

Is this thread ruined yet?

>> No.9966618

>>9966609

THIS THREAD WAS RUINED WHEN SLAANESH HIJACKED IT.

>> No.9966619

>>9966551
Oh, you're back then.

Haven't seen you in a while.

>> No.9966623

>>9966596
You're a Daemon Prince, you can't help it. Everything you say reverberates with otherworldly power.

>> No.9966638

>>9966619
Hows it doing Pappy?

>> No.9966649

>>9966623

GOOD POINT. WANNA SEE SOMETHING ELSE THAT REVERBERATES WITH OTHERWORLDLY POWER?

>> No.9966656

>>9966618

Any thread is ruined when Slaanesh hijacks it.

>> No.9966690

>>9966608
I DOUBT HE WILL ENJOY HAVING HIS FACE CUT WIDE OPEN.

BUT WHAT WOULD A WEAKLING LIKE YOU KNOW ABOUT KILLING?

>> No.9966692

>>9966656
I think the entire board was long since perma-hijacked by Slaanesh.

>> No.9966698

>>9966656

AND NOW BUZZ KILLINGTON ARRIVES.

>> No.9966699

>>9966649
Your bike? My axe?

>> No.9966706

Wh-whA_t ruCkus is t-This..?

>> No.9966727

>>9966656
YOU.

GOD DAMNIT.

>> No.9966737

>>9966698

Hey, I need something to do while I wait for my DS to recharge.

>>9966692

I thought that was /d/ t-

Oh, wait...

>> No.9966741

>>9966699

THE BIKE WORKS. EH? EH?

HEY TZEENTCHNETTE. APPARENTLY THERE'S A CONNECTION BETWEEN US, WHENEVER I SHOW UP, YOU SHOW UP TOO.

COINCIDENCE?

>> No.9966756

>>9965892
>>9965982
... n-NoW t_hat'S j-JUSt nOt c-Cool.

>> No.9966769

>>9966690
You really don't quite get Slaanesh or his ilk, do you? Doomrider could masturbate with a chainsword and still enjoy it.

And I know a damn sight more than you'd think.

>>9966706
Sup Zeeny. Kharn's making an ass of himself.

>> No.9966810

>>9966769
YOU'RE STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES, GIRL.

I WISH KHORNE WOULD JUST FORGET ABOUT YOU SO I COULD KILL YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN.

>> No.9966825

>>9966741
I d-Do n_oT! ...I g-gUess I do-Do.

>>9966769
A-aN asS? W-we'rE p-pLayiNg w-wITh horSes nOW?

>> No.9966830

>>9966656
'sup.

>> No.9966834

Oh, Hey Tzeentchette. Didn't see you there.

How are you holding up?

>> No.9966873

>>9966834
Since when do you care about Tzeentchians?

>> No.9966901

>>9966834
a-AveRagely. I s-snuck i-iNto T-TzeenTch's 'g-growNup s-Soda' cupb-boArd j-jUst to relAx m-My Nerves a-aFter t-thE whole 'Crusader' i-incident.

I-I'm w-wooZy.

>> No.9966905

>>9966873

Since he became an idiot.

Oh, wait.

He always was one.

>> No.9966910

>>9966873

TZEENTCHNETTE IS WORTH BOTHERING WITH. FATEWEAVER AND CO. ARE NOT.

NANANA.

>> No.9966924

>>9966810
I'd like to see you try, chuckles. By the way, that helmet makes you look like a giant bunny rabbit.

>>9966825
You know, that's actually not a bad analogy.

>> No.9966936

>>9966873
IT'S FUCKING NONSENSICAL. ALL THE GODS, EVEN KHORNE, ARE BUDDIES ALL OF A SUDDEN.

I JUST WANT TO KILL EVERYONE.

>> No.9966946

>>9966901
Woa. Wait. Crusader Incident? Did Narl do something to you that I'm not aware of?

>> No.9966958

>>9966905
Idiot? Says the guy who made a bargain to make his balls into sawdust.

>>9966910
I beg to differ, and since when do YOU white knight for anybody?

>> No.9966965

>>9966873
Tzeentch is a dick, but Tzeentchnette is cool.

>>9966905
Go suck a chainsword, tin man.

>> No.9966976

>>9966936

THIS IS A PLACE TO CHILL OUT, MAN.

I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THAT WORD SINCE YOU'RE ALL KILL, MAIM, DROOL, KILL, MAIM, DROOL.

>> No.9966980

>>9966946
NoThing you n_eed t-To be Aw_are of.

>> No.9966992

>>9966980

THIS COULD BE FUN. TELL US.

>> No.9967013

>>9966976
CHILL OUT? IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE?

FUCK, YOU ARE FURTHER GONE THAN I INITIALLY THOUGHT.

>> No.9967015

>>9966958

>Idiot? Says the guy who made a bargain to make his balls into sawdust.

Says the guy who can't even spell his own god's name right. Besides, you've got it all wrong; I didn't make any bargain.

>>9966965

>Go suck a chainsword, tin man

I'll get back to you when I have a mouth, puss ball.

>> No.9967022

>>9966980
Oh. If you're sure, I won't pry.

Unless he hurt you. In that case, I'm going to strangle him with his own entrails.

But Warpdamnit you've got be REALLY curious now.

>> No.9967029

>>9967013

ALL I DO IS CHILL MAN. EVEN WHEN KILLING, RAPING AND TORTURING. I CHILL.

>> No.9967041

>>9967015
Nurgal is only one of His names.

A dustfag of change and true devotee of the ruinous powers would know this.

ARE you a dustfag?

>> No.9967085

>>9967015
Oh, sorry, sorry.

Your soul was ripped out because some psyker was too retarded to do something right.

Now you're dust in a trashcan.

>> No.9967113

>>9967029
CHILL THIS, CHILL THAT.

CHILL IS JUST A MISPRONUNCIATION OF KILL!

>> No.9967124

>>9967015
S-sHush yOu. I t-thInk FateWeaver i-is cooKing up anoTher 'excercisE' for t-tHe Rubrics on-onTo Terra. Y-yoU should C-chEck it up.

>>9967022
I'm c-cUrious? I g-guEss I am.

>>9966992
I d-dEtonAted a-And w-wIped ouT a lArge h-Hive of m-mortAls. T-TzeentCh gAve me a rap o-oVer thE mouth f-foR killiNg s-sOme 's-spEciaL' humAn o-Or othEr.

>> No.9967132

>>9967085
While I hate to jump to that grumpy suit of armour's defense, the Rubric did EXACTLY what Magnus created it for.

>> No.9967135

>>9967113

CHILL WHEN YOU KILL.

NOT YOU THOUGH. KILL, MAIM, DROOL, KILL, MAIM, DROOL.

>> No.9967175

>>9967041

It's Nurgle, you fool. Its the fat fuck's only name, unless you count titles, like the Great Unclean One. Changing his name goes against all that he sits for.

>>9967085

SOUL was ripped out? You got it backwards, nitwit.

>Now you're dust in a trashcan.

I've said it once, I'll say it again: dustbin works better.

>>9967124

For a follower of Tzeentch, you aren't very Tzeentchian.

>> No.9967185

>>9967135
IT'S KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN, YOU FAGGOT!

GET IT RIGHT OR I WILL SHOVE YOU IN THE EXHAUST PIPE OF THAT BIKE OF YOURS.

>> No.9967218

>>9967175
While Nurgle might be his true name, all the Gods are known by hundreds of terms across the galaxy. It's hardly his fault if he grew up in some tiny bumfuck cult too small to know the actual name of their patron.

>> No.9967229

>>9967175

>It's

Damn you, shoddy keyboard.

>> No.9967240

>>9967175
F-fOr a RubRic, yo-YOu're Rather Talkative.

>> No.9967249

>>9967175
So yeah. How's that working out for you?

The whole "Unfeeling puppet to his masters every whim" thing, I mean.

>> No.9967255

>>9967185

RIGHT. SORRY. LET ME TRY AGAIN.

SNORE, DROOL, POSTURE, SNORE, DROOL, POSTURE.

NANANANAFUCKYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

>> No.9967287

>>9967185
You're making a lot of noise, Kharn, but you're not doing a whole lot. Khorne doesn't like people who don't follow up on their promises.

>> No.9967325

>>9967287
KHORNE ALSO DOESN'T APPROVE OF HIS BRATS MINGLING WITH SLAANESHI FAGGOTS LIKE DOOMRIDER HERE.

>> No.9967331

>>9967218

Which is why I said "unless you count titles," which I think those count as.

>>9967240

Touché.

>>9967249

I'm completely fine with it, you large, malodorous sham of a god.

>> No.9967339

>>9967325

SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY DAEMON PRINCEDOM.

SILLY MORTAL.

NANANA.

>> No.9967369

>>9967339
YOU ARE A DAEMON PRINCE TO A GOD OF DICKS.

GET OUT OF MY SIGHT AND GO SUCK THEM.

>> No.9967376

>>9967325
I'm half-slaaneshi, you dolt. Mingling with the other half of the family help keep me sane. You want to blame someone, go blame Dad for not being able to resist sleeping with Slaanesh.

>> No.9967389

>>9967339

The poor little man doesn't even have Eternal Warrior!

Even Abaddon has that, so much for the Bore God's Champion!

>> No.9967390

>>9967369

YOU SEEM TO BE FELLATING KHORNE'S BLADED DICK AS WE SPEAK, KHARNYKINS.

>> No.9967421

>>9967331
Sham of a god? I'm just as much of a god as any of the others.

I daresay my followers existance is even more meaningful, in fact. Because of the whole "family" thing.

>> No.9967469

>>9967389
Bore god? TAKE THAT BACK.

>> No.9967567

>>9967421

>Because of the whole "family" thing.

Also known as one of the worst thing to happen to Chaos. The worst thing to happen to it is tied between you and Slaanesh, of course.

>> No.9967579

>>9967376
SANE? SANE? FUCKING SANE?

SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!

>> No.9967655

>>9967567
... H-hOw c-coMe you t-tAlk anyWay? D-dON't tEll me Tzeentch g-got boRed and b-bOund anOther dAemon into oNe of t-thOse suiTs.

>> No.9967713

>>9967655

TZEENTCH IS ALWAYS BORED. THAT'S WHY HE'S SUCH A BAD DAD.

>> No.9967792

>>9967713
At least he's not as bad at parenting as Slaanesh is.

The bitch.

>> No.9967839

>>9967792
Pretty sure Tzeentch is worse.

>> No.9967860

>>9967792

I DUNNO, I THINK THE BIG GUY'S A PRETTY DECENT PARENT.

>> No.9967870

>>9967839
No-one is a worse parent than Slaanesh. Tzeentch just ignores you, Slaanesh deliberately gives me a hard time whenever she can.

>> No.9967894

>>9967860
You would think that! She practically fawns over you every moment you're not out having sex things!

>> No.9967910

>>9967655

I don't know. We theorized yesterday, but the answer we came to was just: "lol i dunno."

>>9967713

Tzeentch is like the father that never approves of what you do.

>>9967839

I'm pretty sure Khorne is the worst, fatso. He doesn't seem like the type to talk.

>> No.9967961

>>9967894

MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A PROBLEM CHILD.

>> No.9968021

>>9967910
Nah, Khorne shows up sometimes.

We're supposed to be watching the Bloodbowl on his new TV sometime.

>> No.9968075

>>9968021

I know he does; I saw him a couple weeks ago. I meant a parent-to-child talk.

>> No.9968112

... I f-Feel d-Dizzy.

I s-Shouldn'T b-bE drInking t_hIs stuFf.

>> No.9968126

>>9968112

THE FUCK ARE YOU DRINKING AND WHY CAN'T I HAVE ANY.

>> No.9968172

>>9968112
...are you drunk? Something bad must have happened if you're getting drunk.

>>9968075
We talk! Just...not much. He's very busy with work. Has to spend a lot of time doing his...work things. So it's not fair to expect him to fawn over me all the time.

>>9967961
Maybe I am. But Slaanesh doesn't give me much encouragement to change.

>> No.9968219

>>9968126
>>9968172
C-cAn'T q_uiTe r-Read t-The lAbeL... t-tAstes lIke toRmEnted s-Souls, ThoUgh.

>> No.9968235

>>9968172

WHY WOULD HIS ROYAL FUCKED-UP-NESS?

HE FINDS IT FUNNY.

>> No.9968242

SO MUCH EMOTIONAL BULLSHIT!

>> No.9968248

>>9968219

I've never liked tormented souls that much; I tried them once, and I ain't gonna try them again.

>>9968242

So many loud noises.

>> No.9968258

>>9968242

ANGER'S AN EMOTION, YOU DROOLING SACK OF TESTOSTERONE.

>> No.9968272

>>9968258
THE ONLY ALLOWED ONE AT THAT, FUCKER!

>> No.9968294

>>9968235
I KNOW

THAT'S WHY SHE'S A BAD PARENT

>> No.9968310

>>9968272

EUPHORIA AND PLEASURE ARE BETTER.

>> No.9968326

>>9968310
ONLY IF YOU'RE A FANNY!

>> No.9968342

>>9968326
BETTER A FANNY THAN A FAGGOT, KHARN.

YEAH, I'VE SEEN YOU FEELING UP THE OTHER 'ZERKERS.

DON'T THINK WE DON'T LAUGH AT IT IN SLAANESH'S REALM.

>> No.9968365

>>9968258
>>9968272
>>9968294
>>9968310
>>9968326
C-cAn't y_Ou d-dRoolIng luNatics e-Ever s-s-SHUT UP..?

I-I'm t-trying to d_rink he-hEre.

>> No.9968406

>>9968365
SHUT YOUR MISSHAPEN MOUTH WHEN MEN ARE TALKING... OR SHOULD I SAY WHEN A MAN IS TALKING?

>> No.9968416

>>9968406

YEAH, SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING.

>> No.9968432

>>9968416
THAT'S CLEVER COMING FROM A THING THAT IS NEITHER WOMAN NOR MAN.

>> No.9968433

>>9968406
S-SorRy..! I-I d-Did_n'T m-Mean t-To s-sHouT.

... *Sluuurp*

>> No.9968464

Khârn howled in rage as Doomrider held him down, stripping him of his armor with wild abandon. He was not sure how this had happened, BUT THAT WAS NOT THE POINT. The point was that Doomrider was holding him down, and stripping him of his armor. And his own armor apparently, Khârn thought briefly as a piece of power armor that was definitely not his sail by. Wait, what? Doomrider was stripping? No! Khârn continued to struggle even harder, only to be rewarded by a tongue licking his spine and calloused hands parting his thighs. Something nudged his asshole, and Khârn howled as it slid inside him, tearing the surprisingly tender skin and drawing blood. Doomrider began to thrust, and Khârn twisted and turned to reach, to wring his neck and claim his skull for the Skull Throne, but his efforts were in vain. Doomrider continued to thrust until he came, howling with delighted laughter and releasing his grip on Khârn. Khârn saw this opportunity and spun around, but Doomrider was gone.

>> No.9968465

>>9968432

I'M A DAEMON PRINCE. I'M ABOVE MORTAL FRAILTIES LIKE GENDER.

HEY TZEENTCHNETTE? WANNA FUCK? I COULD DO FIVE CHICKS WITH MY LEFT HAND, MAN.

>> No.9968481

>>9968464

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

>> No.9968500

>>9968365
I DO NOT DROOL AND I'M NOT A LUNATIC

>>9968464
...

Not sure if want.

>> No.9968514

>>9968464
NICE BEDTIME STORY YOU HAVE THERE. TOO BAD THERE'S A MAJOR FLAW IN IT.

THAT FAGGOT COULDN'T PIN ME DOWN EVEN IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED UPON IT.

SLAANESH ONLY GRANTS HIM DICKS, NOT STRENGTH.

>> No.9968543

>>9968514

I'M A DAEMON PRINCE, KHARNY.

THE STRENGTH COMES WITH IT. PACKAGE DEAL. YOU'RE JUST A DROOLING, PUSSY MORTAL.

>> No.9968553

>>9968514
Assuming he's not lying, Doomrider has thirteen prehensile cocks. I'm pretty sure he could restrain you well enough with them.

>> No.9968569

>>9968433

I have to say, you're one of the only Tzeentch followers I don't like. I mean, look at this post! Apologizing? That's below Tzeentch.

>> No.9968585

>>9968543
LET'S LOOK AT OUR GODS FOR A MOMENT.

MINE IS THE GOD OF VIOLENCE AND MARTIAL PROWESS

YOURS IS THE GOD OF EXCESS AND DICKS.

I AM THE CHOSEN OF KHORNE. HE GRANTS ME THE POWER TO SHATTER WORLDS.

YOUR GOD IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE GLORY OF KHORNE!

>> No.9968599

>>9968585

I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU SHATTER A WORLD. JUST KILL A FEW SPACE MARINES EVERY NOW AND THEN.

IMPRESSIVE. NANANASNOOOORT.

>> No.9968607

>>9968585

Yeah, but you're a mortal, and he's a Daemon Prince.

>> No.9968612

>>9968569
AbUsive p-Parent. T-tEaches y-You tO n-NoT grOw a M_etaPhoriCal s-sPine.

>>9968465
D-Do noT w_aN...

>>9968553
...

>> No.9968629

>>9968612

By abusive parent, do you mean Tzeentch, or a mortal parent?

>> No.9968638

>>9968599
I SLAUGHTERED UNTOLD NUMBERS OF LOYALISTS AT CADIA.

WHAT DID YOU DO? SNORT COCAINE AND DRIVE AROUND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE.

YOU ARE A WEAKLING AND A WASTE OF SPACE!

>> No.9968645

>>9968629

TZEENTCHNETTE IS A DAEMON.

DAEMONS DON'T HAVE MORTAL PARENTS, GENIUS.

>> No.9968662

>>9968629
Pretty sure she meas Tzeentch. The only time he notices her is when he doles out horrificly over-the-top punishments because she tried to get his attention. The feathery bastard needs a kick up the arse.

>> No.9968663

>>9968638

WHOA-HO, YOU CHOPPED UP A FEW GUARDSMEN. HOLD THE PHONE.

LUCIUS CALLED, HE SAYS HE KICKED YOUR ASS.

I SNORT COCAINE AND GO RAPE SHIT YYYYEAHHHHHHHHHH.

>> No.9968678

I will, perhaps, write porn of you two again.

It's fun bringing Khârn down.

>> No.9968689

>>9968663
>>9968638

OH, FOR WARP'S SAKE

JUST FUCK ALREADY AND GET IT OVER WITH

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY TSUNDERE FOR EACH OTHER. THE HOMO-EROTIC TENSION IN HERE IS THICK ENOUGH TO CUT WITH AN AXE.

>> No.9968698

>>9968678

CAN YOU DO HIM ENJOYING IT AT SOME POINT?

PREFERABLY WHILE BEING RAPED BY MY THIRTEEN PREHENSILE DICKS AND A LASH OF TORMENT.

>> No.9968712

>>9968689
It I_S..? I c-Can't s-See ANy.

>> No.9968741

>>9968698
Sure thing, babe!

>> No.9968768

>>9968689
YOU MONGREL! YOU DARE SUGGEST I WOULD CRAVE FOR ANYTHING ELSE THAN THE UTTER DEFEAT OF MY ENEMIES? ANYTHING ELSE THAN TO BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD AND OFFER THEIR SKULLS TO KHORNE?

YOU ARE A BLIGHT UPON KHORNE, AND HE SHOULD GET RID OF YOU AS FAST AS HE CAN. MAYBE HE'LL BE MERCIFUL ENOUGH TO EXILE YOU TO THE SLAANESHI YOU SO ADORE!

>> No.9968777

>>9968741

LOVE YOU TOO.

>> No.9968783

Guess I am late... hmm what the hell is going on here?

>> No.9968791

>>9968783

APPARENTLY I RAPED KHARN AND HE'S ANGRY AT ME.

>> No.9968819

>>9968645

I was wondering if she was a Daemon.

>>9968662

Why does He need to notice her? He's busy with his schemes, and she should be too.

>> No.9968844

>>9968783
I t-THink D-dOomR_idEr is 'h-HittiNg'(d-DId I s_aY t-tHAt rigHt?) o-On mE. I'M n-Not suRe as o-Of hoW to re-reSPond.

>> No.9968848

>>9968791
More angry then normal? Ok, hmm did you really rape him? i mean normally you just put your wang in his breakfast as a joke.... I can't believe you actually put your dick in that guy.

>> No.9968850

>>9968768
FUCK YOU, KID. I'VE EXISTED FOR AEONS AND HELD KHORNE'S FAVOUR DESPITE MY FLAWS FOR EVERY MOMENT. I'VE BURNED WORDS, OVERSEEN THE GENOCIDE OF ENTIRE SPECIES, GROUND MIGHTY CIVILISATIONS INTO DUST BENEATH MY HOOVES, AND BUTCHERED UNCOUNTABLE MORTAL CHAMPIONS WITH MY AXE.

YOU ARE NOTHING. YOU ARE A JUMPED UP MORTAL IN A SUIT OF FANCY ARMOUR WHO'S TOO PANTS-ON-HEAD-RETARDED TO KILL THE RIGHT PEOPLE. YOU CLAIM TO HAVE KHORNE'S FAVOUR, BUT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO JOIN THE RANKS OF THE DAEMONKIN. AND YOU NEVER WILL BE.

YOU SHOULD FALL TO YOUR KNEES AND BEG ME TO PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR YOU.

>> No.9968859

>>9968848

FELT GOOD MAN.

>> No.9968861

>>9968791
YOU DIDN'T RAPE NO ONE. IT WAS JUST SOME SLAANESHI FANGIRLS SCHLICKFIC.

>> No.9968863

>>9968819
W-wHEn waS t-tHe lASt tiME you k-KNew His p-plAN? ThAt's rIght. C-cAN't reAlly hElp h-Him thEn.

I h-Have A_lot of f-Free tiME.

>> No.9968865

>>9968844

He hits on damn near everyone, as do a lot of Slaaneshi followers.

>> No.9968873

>>9968850
Burned worlds, I mean.

Does anyone have a cough sweet? Doing THE VOICE always gives me a sore throat.

>> No.9968886

>>9968861

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KHARN WHO WAS A P. COOL GUY.

ALSO, I PUT MY DICK IN YOUR CHEERIOS.

EVERY.

MORNING.

SINCE THE HERESY.

>> No.9968912

>>9968844
Doom rider "hits" on everyone, you should not take it personally.

>> No.9968918

>>9968863

You're supposed to make your own schemes. That's the entire point of being Tzeentchian.

>> No.9968919

>>9968861
I just wrote it down for Fulgrim. Said he wanted it.

>> No.9968920

>>9968850
YET HERE I STAND, AS THE CHOSEN OF KHORNE. I EVEN CARRY HIS MARK. YOU DON'T.

LET THAT SINK IN FOR A WHILE.

>> No.9968944

>>9968920

She's a Daemon, you idiot. Daemons don't become Chosen.

>> No.9968975

This thread is sinking, some forward thinking warp creature should make a new one.

>> No.9968989

>>9968918
W-wHIch leAds me t-tO someHow diSrupT His p-pLAns, Earning Me a p-pUnch in t-tHe teeTh.

YoU k-knOw, I d-Don't t_hink He k-knOws whAt he's e-even dOing anYmore.

>>9968865
>>9968912
O-oH.

>>9968873
H-hAve a cryStal b-BottlE of foRbiddeN liqoUr. Warp k-Knows I've g-goT plEnty.

>> No.9968990

>>9968920
I WAS BORN WITH HIS MARK. I AM HIS MARK. PERHAPS YOU ATTRACT THE SLIGHTEST GLANCE FROM GLORIOUS KHORNE, BUT HIS EYES NEVER LEAVE HIS MIGHTY DAEMONIC LEGIONS. LIKE ALL YOU PATHETIC ASTARTES, YOUR PRIDE AND EGO WILL ALWAYS SEE YOU UNFIT FOR TRUE SERVICE.

>> No.9969009

>>9968989

>W-wHIch leAds me t-tO someHow diSrupT His p-pLAns, Earning Me a p-pUnch in t-tHe teeTh.

That's your fault for being a bad schemer.

>YoU k-knOw, I d-Don't t_hink He k-knOws whAt he's e-even dOing anYmore.

He does. He always has.

>> No.9969032

>>9968990
BOLD WORDS FOR A DAEMON. YOUR KIND RECOIL UNDER THE SLIGHTEST PSYCHIC ASSAULT.

KHORNE HAS BESTOWED ME WITH HIS INFINITE BLESSINGS, RENDERING ME IMMUNE TO SUCH FRIVOLOUS ATTACKS.

>> No.9969064

>>9969009
Y-yOu'Re J_usT a s-SimplE RubriC. AlbEit a t-tAlkiNg o_ne, b_uT s-StIll jUst a r-rUbric. I d-Don't n_Eed to eXcuse mySelf t-To you.

>> No.9969075

>>9968990
>>9969032
>>9968859

Please keep your voices down. Some of us are trying to sleep.

>> No.9969076

>>9968990

NOW WHO'S TSUNDERE?

>> No.9969088

>>9969032
JUST AS YOUR OWN FEEBLE BODY OF MEAT AND BONE WOULD IMPLODE THE MOMENT YOU SET FOOT IN KHORNE'S TRUE REALM. THE SLIGHTEST CARESS OF THE RAW WARP WOULD OBLITERATE YOUR PITIFUL PHYSICAL BODY, WHILE I MAY ENDURE IN YOUR OWN REALM FOR DAYS, WEEKS AT A TIME.

>> No.9969136

>>9969076
I-Me-uS t-THink t_Hey likE eAchother. It's... l-lIKe an angRy, Angry epIsode of d-Dawson's C-Creek.

>> No.9969140

>>9969088
KHORNES ENEMIES DO NOT RESIDE IN THE WARP.

UNLESS YOU ARE IN THE THICK OF IT, YOU ARE USELESS TO KHORNE.

>> No.9969154

>>9969088

>REALM FOR DAYS, WEEKS AT A TIME.

You're a very weak Daemon, then, as the average can stay in the Warp indefinitely.

>> No.9969163

>>9969140
That she is. Have some cock. Preferably Doomrider's, but Angron's fine too.

>> No.9969203

>>9969154
In his own realm.

His.

That is, the material world.

>>9969140
OH, SO THE PALACE OF SLAANESH DOESN'T EXIST IN THE WARP? THE CITY OF DECADANCE AND SIN I WAGE WAR ETERNAL UPON IS MERELY A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION? YOU HAVE FUN KILLING OTHER DISPOSABLE MORTAL WORSHIPPERS. I'M DOING THE REAL WORK.

>> No.9969274

>>9969203
HAVING FUN CONTRADICTING YOURSELF?

FOR YOU ARE MINGLING WITH A SERVANT OF THIS "GREAT ENEMY" OF YOURS RIGHT NOW.

IF KHORNE WERE HERE, HE WOULD BE VERY DISAPPOINTED. FURIOUS, EVEN.

>> No.9969276

>>9969203

Khorne's realm is the Materium, or am I just interpreting your semi-horrible grammar wrong?

>> No.9969304

>>9969274

BIG K'S COOL WITH ME.

>> No.9969314

>>9969274
DOOMRIDER WOULD SMEAR ME ACROSS THE GROUND. THE BLOODTHIRSTERS CAN HANDLE HIM.

>>9969276
LET ME MAKE IT SIMPLE.

KHORNE'S REALM IS IN THE WARP.
SLAANESH'S REALM IS IN THE WARP.
I AM IN THE WARP.
KHARN IS NOT IN THE WARP.

>> No.9969347

>>9969314

I see you still need some tutoring in Low Gothic if you're having THAT much trouble getting your ideas across.

>> No.9969359

>>9969314
WHAT IS THIS I HEAR? COWARDICE IN THE FACE OF BATTLE?

YOU TRULY ARE A DISGUSTING HALF BREED.

>> No.9969379

M-mY h_eaD is riNGing f-fRom a-All t-thIs shOuting.

A-And t-thE rooM is spInning.

*Sluuurp*

>> No.9969392

>>9969347
Can it, dust for balls. You are made to be seen, not heard.

>> No.9969419

>>9969392

>dust for balls.

Dust for body is much more apt.

>You are made to be seen, not heard.

I was made to not be horribly mutated by Tzeentch.

>> No.9969450

Actually, you know what? Fuck this. I suppose I should be thanking you, Kharn, you've just made something abundently clear.

I'm fucking glad to be what I am. I still fight for Khorne, kill for Khorne, and take skulls for Khorne with not a drop less enthusiasm than the Blood God's other servents. But I've got a damn sight more personality than the rest of them. I understand more, I know more. I'm BETTER than the rest of them.

>> No.9969475

>>9969450
I f-Feel f_uNNy...

>> No.9969482

>>9969450
HlllrgH...

>> No.9969491

>>9969450
*Cue technicoloured vomit*

>> No.9969493

>>9969482

SOMEONE GET A BUCKET.

>> No.9969502

>>9969475
>>9969482

Hoh boy. Are you okay? Are you gonna throw up? Yank Rubric Marine's helmet off and do it in him if you're going to.

>> No.9969513

>>9969450
PERSONALITY IS NOT WHAT THE BLOOD GOD DEMANDS OF US.

YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS.

>> No.9969516

>>9969491
Oh Merde!

>> No.9969543

>>9969513
You ain't worth my time, peon.

>>9969491
Definately not good.

>> No.9969568

>>9969491

Well, look's like you were a failure in Tzeentch's eyes. Or something.

>> No.9969621

>>9969568
...
*Sluuurp*

>> No.9969634

>>9969621
So. Uh. Feel better?

>> No.9969668

>>9969621

I THINK IT'S TIME TO STOP NOW.

>> No.9969686

>>9969634
>>9969668
... No.

*Glug glug*

>> No.9969703

>>9969686

TAMALE. TIME FOR INTERVENTION. YOU GET HER.

..I'LL GRAB THE BOOZE.

COUGH.

>> No.9969714

Hey guys, I'm back. Did i miss anyt-

Why is there multicolored vomit on the floor? Not that I mind vomit tho.

>> No.9969728

>>9969714

THE PROBLEM IS RIGHT THERE.

*POINTS TO TZEENTCHNETTE*

>> No.9969732

>>9969703
The only way she will learn what is enough, is by knowing what too much is.

>> No.9969736

>>9969686

Take it from someone with experience. Alcohol and pills solves nothing. It only ever makes things worse.

Doom, get that crap away from her before she kills herself.

>> No.9969750

>>9969736

YOU MIGHT NEED TO HOLD HER.

DAEMONS ARE FIERCELY PROTECTIVE OF THEIR UNHEALTHY SUBSTANCES.

I SHOULD KNOW.

>> No.9969757

>>9969703
>>9969728
>>9969732
>>9969736
*Glug glug glug glug*

>> No.9969772

You know, i could try infecting her so that she vomits everything she drinks back up instantly.

>> No.9969795

>>9969772
BAD IDEA

>>9969750
What if she throws up on me? I only just washed this top!

>> No.9969814

>>9969795

THEN YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO DO IT NAKED.

>> No.9969824

Or we can see if drinking makes her a total whore?....sorry, um she can't die per-say, but the hangover will be epic.

>> No.9969833

>>9969824

ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET'S GO WITH THIS PLAN.

>> No.9969834

>>9969795
I can hold her. After all, i never wash my armor.

>> No.9969853

>>9969824
Shouldn't we be thinking of her welfare, not your libidos?

>> No.9969869

F-Fuck TzeenTch, that... thAt chIld-beAting bAstard... sHould'a ran AwaY. Tor... Torched his libRary. Yeah, thaT'd... thAt'd show hi--

*Collapse*

>> No.9969870

>>9969853
>Doomrider staring blankly.jpg

WHAT.

>> No.9969905

>>9969853
I joke, just a joke, I tease but I care, I did not sex you up. Lets get her to change to a form that is less physical, all of the booze will fallout.

>> No.9969910

>>9969869
I really think we should clear her system.

Some gutflies should do the trick...

>> No.9969936

>>9969869

Hah, I can see why he would beat you. You aren't Tzeentchian in the slightest, besides the form-changing.

>> No.9969968

>>9969905
We'll have to wake her up first. She looks pretty out of it.

>> No.9969969

ZzzZzz...

>> No.9969989

>>9969968

DOES SHE STILL FORM-CHANGE WHEN ASLEEP?

>> No.9969998

>>9969969
Don't worry kid, I will get a blanket, you have earned it. Khornette, you want to help me find her a quiet place to sleep this off?

>> No.9970068

>>9969998

SINCE WHEN DID YOU EVER CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

>> No.9970095

>>9969998
Yea, yea, probably a good idea. I don't think we could take her back to mine, it's anything other than quiet. Someone might take advantage of her at Slaanesh's place, and right now I think she needs to be FAR away from Tzeentch. Maybe Nurgle could put her up for a night or two?

>> No.9970104

>>9970068
I have two basic modes, horny, and nurturing. When it comes to my little ettes, I prefer to nurture.

>> No.9970122

>>9970104

THAT'S NOT FUN.

OH, AND IF YOU WANNA STICK HER ON MY BIKE, I'LL DRIVE HER SOMEWHERE. MAYBE THE FORGE OF SOULS. IT'S PRETTY NEUTRAL THERE.

>> No.9970152

>>9970122
True. She could even get forged into something a little more cohesive.

>> No.9970164

I thought I said to keep ot do...
*sees Tzeneechette, the pool of multicoloured puke, the booze and Doomrider looking particularily horny*
That's it. I'm calling the cops.

>> No.9970199

>>9970164
Cops? What cops?

>> No.9970214

>>9970164

GO BACK TO SLEEP OLD MAN.

>> No.9970244

N.. No, d-Don'T s-Stick t_he b-biKe i-In m_e, I-mE H_aVe a h-Heachache..!

>> No.9970263

>>9970244

No, no, we're not going to put the bike in you. That would just be stupid.

>> No.9970283

>>9970263

THAT SOUNDS KINKY.

>> No.9970287

>>9970199
*Tears a rift in space and pulls the Empra, throne and all, into the room*
Hey, Emperor-dude! I've got a complaint about this rabble. They're making enough noise to wake the dead. Get them evicted or something.

>> No.9970305

>>9970287
Get that decaying killjoy out of here!

>>9970283
Everything's kinky for you.

>> No.9970322

>>9970287
Crap. He's still out cold. Damn stupid backstabbing heretics.

>> No.9970323

Alright kids, party's over.

Go back to your realms so that we won't have to banish you there.

>> No.9970345

>>9970263
I don't particularly want her to go to the soul forge, her malleability is one of her charms. I would hate to do any thing that might put her in a set form, it would seem like destroying a piece of art.

>> No.9970364

>>9970323
I N-NEVER H_AD A M-M_OTHER
I WIL_L B-BE A TERRIBLE PAR_ENT

UuurgHh_h...

>> No.9970376

>>9970364

SO WHERE DO WE TAKE HER?

HEY. WHAT ABOUT MALAL?

>> No.9970395

>>9970364
Well, that's okay! Because you're not pregnant! Or whatever the equivalent for a Daemon is!

Unless...you are, and that's why you're drinking so much...

>> No.9970412

>>9970376
D-DOn'T P-PuT m_E i-iN T-TamAlE! It-it-iT's D_aRk i-iN th-There!

>> No.9970419

>>9970412

NO. MA-LAL.

NOT TA-MA-LE.

>> No.9970425

>>9970395

Well, the god she follows is avian, and you know what they say about Morrigi males...

>> No.9970430

>>9970376
Nah ,old man Malal hates all of us....Wait mother?!!!!...she is not pregnant is she?

>> No.9970439

Hey kids, I hate to be a spoilsport but you have to take your friend somewhere in the warp.

Your presence has been noticed by the Knights, and there's precious little left I can do to distract them.

>> No.9970446

>>9970439

HEY GREEN SKI-MASK MAN.

>> No.9970451

>>9970430

WHERE THE FUCK IS NARL>

DOES HE KNOW ABOUT THIS? IF HE'S KNOCKED HER UP THEN DITCHED HER, I'M GOING TO DROWN HIM IN HIS OWN BLOOD THEN BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE AND LET DOOMRIDER RAPE HIM TO DEATH.

>> No.9970480

>>9970451

HUH. MAYBE THAT'S WHAT SHE MEANT EARLIER ABOUT NOT WANTING US TO KNOW.

>> No.9970506

>>9970451
Seconded, I will flay all of his blood relatives, forge their souls into sextoys and then gift them to Nurglettes.

>> No.9970524

has anyo_ne ever want to loOk do w-what more like

>> No.9970564

>>9970506

CLASSY.

>> No.9970570

>>9970524
Has...has anyone ever wanted to look...do what more like?

You've lost me, babe, what's wrong?

>> No.9970573

>Sigh...
What the fuck am I being blamed for now?

>> No.9970580

>>9970564
You did not ask me what I was going to do with the flayed skins?

>> No.9970584

>>9970573

DID YOU KNOCK UP TZEENTCHNETTE?

>> No.9970597

>>9970580

TO BE HONEST. I THINK I CAN GUESS.

>> No.9970614

>>9970584
No, I haven't. Why would you even think that?

>> No.9970618

>>9970573
YOU

YOU GOT TZEENTCHETTE PREGNANT, DIDN'T YOU

EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT

>> No.9970631

>>9970570
t-Ten appl_es

>>9970580
E-eVer mAde a R_ubric M-marinE, t-Then foRgot hoW to OPen it up? T-tHEy get so pIssEd afTer a feW dEcAdes.

*Sluurp*

>> No.9970633

>>9970597
I will let you sodomize your vast imagination with the horrors that I will inflict on those broken shells.

>> No.9970647

>>9970633

YOU'RE SO GOOD TO ME.

>> No.9970654

>>9970614
Look at her. She's a mess. Drunk out of her mind, throwing up, babbling about how she's going to be a terrible mother because she's got a terrible family.

WHO THE FUCK OTHER THAN YOU HAS DONE ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY SEXUAL WITH HER?

>> No.9970659

>>9970654

COUGH.

>> No.9970682

>>9970659
...

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

>> No.9970687

H-hAd luNch with A NurglettE t-The othEr day. W-wE spEnt th-the day cOUnting st-stArs.

... W-we Ran out of s... stars.

*Sluuurp*

>> No.9970712

>>9970659
????????? I am not really surprised, but I hope you didn't.

>> No.9970722

>>9970682

>Doomrider twiddling his thumbs.jpg

UH.

>> No.9970744

>>9970618
I didn't get her pregnant, why are you yelling at me?!
>>9970633
Shut it.
>>9970654
WHY ARE YOU BLAMING ME?! THE LAST CONTACT I HAD WITH HER, SHE TRIED TO KILL ME IN WAYS AS COLORFUL AS YOU ASSHOLES WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT!

>> No.9970747

>>9970687
Zeeny.

Zeeny, look at me.

What did Doomrider do to you?

Did he impregnate you with his abominable warp-spawn?

>> No.9970749

>>9970722
I-iF a SwaLlow flIes from Cape Go-good Hope t-To EgyPt, h-hOW long will It takE with faVourable winD condiTIons?

EhehEH_heHe, it's A j-Joke q_ueStion, t-tHere is n-NO E_Gypt a-ANymORe. It-it-it'sa ShopPing mall.

>> No.9970758

>>9970687
Thats sweet of you kid, disgusting, but still sweet.

>> No.9970768

>>9970747
...

*Glug glug glug*

>> No.9970769

>>9970744
Oh. Uhm. Sorry, I...leapt to conclusions. Sorry. It looks like it was Doomrider's fault.

>> No.9970770

>>9970747

I RESENT THAT.

>> No.9970778

It looks like Tzeentch has done something to her. I'm not surprised; I would have, too.

>> No.9970792

>>9970778

YES.

TZEENTCH.

>Doomrider looking shifty.

>> No.9970809

>>9970778
Can it, Ruby!
>>9970769
It's not cool, Khornette. It's not cool.

>> No.9970814

>>9970722
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF SAFE SEX, YOU COCAINE-SNORTING, BIKE-RIDING, SKULL-FLAMING DOLT? TO THINK I ACTUALLY CONSIDERED SLEEPING YOU. FUCK THAT COULD BE ME RIGHT NOW.

>> No.9970820

She may just be really drunk, but we should stop her on the off chance that there is a indescribable horror inside her....I don't want any FAS demons.

>> No.9970828

>>9970809

>Can it!

Who's the Tzeentchian guy here?

>> No.9970841

>>9970814

HEY. THIS'LL BE GREAT.

YOU'LL HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU, A HALF-SLAANESH, HALF-TZEENTCH.. THING.

>> No.9970855

>>9970841

No, it'll be three-fourths Slaanesh, one-fourth Tzeentch. She's obviously a half-breed.

>> No.9970875

>>9970809
Narl, I am well aware I over-reacted, and I am sorry. You are a friend and I'm sorry I yelled at you and thought about killing you. But we've got more pressing things to deal with.

If you want, we'll have angry make-up sex or something.

>>9970841
Well...

There is another option. She doesn't have to have the kid at all.

>> No.9970899

>>9970841
IT'S JUST LIKE P_LAYING W-WITH LEGOS

>> No.9970902

>>9970875

DAYUMN.

YOU BEST HIT THAT, NARL.

>> No.9970922

>>9970875
Well, alright fine. I know you have a hard time of it... but don't do anything you don't want to, alright?
>>9970828
You only qualify because of your form.
>>9970841
I'd ask if you would take responsibility if she is pregnant, but the idea of you taking care of a child is more horrific than anything I've yet encountered.

>> No.9970929

>>9970875
You would think that this whole episode would make you think twice about having sex during times of remorse, or vulnerability.

>> No.9970930

>>9970899

Zeeny. Do you...actually want this kid? If you don't, there are other options available to you.

>> No.9970946

>>9970930

DIBS ON THE FOETUS.

>> No.9970950

>>9970930
*Glug glug glugluglugluglug*

>> No.9970958

>>9970930
We should ask later, she is less lucid than "normal".

>> No.9970975

>>9970929
Have you ever heard of protection?
>>9970946
Hush, now.

>> No.9970976

YOU WEAKLINGS ARE STILL HERE, BICKERING OVER YOUR EMOTIONS?

I JUST KILLED AN ENTIRE SETTLEMENT, AND YOU HAVE ACHIEVED WHAT?

A DRUNKEN BIRD AND NOW YOU ARE SURPRISED THAT IT WAS THE SLAANESH DAEMON PRINCE THAT RAPED HER?

FUCK, I CAN'T STAY IN THIS STUPIDITY.

>> No.9970980

>>9970922
>>9970929
After this catastrophy, some casual, no-strings sex is pretty much exactly what I'll need.

>>9970946
NO.

BABYFUCK IS NOT ALL RIGHT.

>> No.9970989

>>9970980

>BABYFUCK IS NOT ALL RIGHT.

He's Slaaneshi; he doesn't care if it isn't right.

>> No.9971005

>>9970980

I WAS GOING TO DISTILL IT INTO MORE DRUUUUUUUUUUGS.

>> No.9971006

Hey, here's a fun idea. How about we find out if she's actually pregnant?

>> No.9971020

>>9971005
You'll do no such thing!

>> No.9971030

S-Sex i_s b-BAd! Th-thE sorcerors s-sAys sO!

>> No.9971036

>>9971006
She said that she'll be a mother.

Every time someone questions her further, she starts crying and drinking again.

Seems pretty obvious to me.

>> No.9971041

>>9971006
A complex issue, I don't think a pee strip is going to cut it.

>> No.9971076

>>9971036
She also appears to be drunk off her crock. Which, if she's pregnant...
>>9971041
Well, how do we test it? Special warp pee strips? Oracles?

>> No.9971077

>>9971006
In the grim darkness of the future there are no obgyn-s. Especially for daemons.

>> No.9971125

>>9971005
It is times like these Doom, that I am glad we have Slaanesh as a parent. We are so stable in comparison, we know our mom/dad is a whore, and its ok.

>> No.9971142

>>9971076
Might not be a bad thing, really...I mean, Zeeny's lovely, but she's so naieve. Do you really think she'd be able to take care of a kid? It's bound to be almost as screwed up as I am, is it really fair to expect her to deal with that?

>>9971030
You...feeling any better, yet?

>> No.9971154

I k-KnOW 9999 s-seCrets, B-bUt I st-stIll doN't kN_oW w-wHAt Je-jEsus WOuld do for a K-KlondikE Bar.

Hah, F-FAtewEAver alWAys foUnd t-ThAt oNE funnyuhuHuhU_-huHUuuu...

>> No.9971192

>>9971154

Fateweaver has never had much of a sense of humor.

>>9971077

B^U?

>> No.9971194

I leave you people alone for a few hours and all hell breaks loose?

What's wrong this time...?

>> No.9971198

Ali, can't you just suck all that stuff out of her, or something? I mean, Slaaneshi types are supposed to be good at that sort of thing, right?

>> No.9971200

>>9971142
Well, we've got some problems there, too. What about guilt? Will she regret it later? It could be even more damaging to her psyche...

If the concern is that she wouldn't be a good parent, maybe we can find someone to help her?

>> No.9971216

>>9971194

The half-Tzeentchian daemon is either being punished by Tzeentch, or is pregnant.

>> No.9971233

>>9971194
Hey, don't you have mastery of doctors, being the lord of diseases? Could you tell us if someone was pregnant?

>> No.9971248

>>9971198
That sounds really nasty. you seem friendly with doom, why don't you suck his unborn hellchild and other fluids out of her.

>> No.9971258

>>9971216
That...

Well, that is... Uuuh. I don't really know.

Is this "Joyous" pregnant, or "Oh god what have I done" pregnant?

>> No.9971267

>>9971248

I THINK I'D BE A GOOD DAD!

>> No.9971275

>>9971258

The latter, considering that would make the baby three-fourths Slaanesh and one-fourth Tzeentchian.

>> No.9971277

>>9971200
Like who? Doomrider's so irresponsible, he'd cause a Pet Rock starve to death.

>> No.9971300

>>9971277

I'M NOT IRRESPONSIBLE. I'M BLISSFULLY IGNORANT OF THE CONSEQUENCES.

>> No.9971302

>>9971248
I meant the alcohol! So we can get a straight answer out of her!

>>9971258
The latter. There's a lot of despair involved here, that's your thing, right?

>> No.9971312

>>9971267
No one else thinks so.
>>9971277
Well, let's make a list.
Maybe Tarvus could help? I'm not sure.
No Inquisitors...
Russ could help. Maybe Fuuka.
Who else?

>> No.9971315

>>9971233
Not a deamonette...

>> No.9971318

DiD... diD you g_uYS k-knoW that if you... iF you... scReam like, Re-really loUdly in the W-wArp at a Psyker's Soul, h-hIS head... His heaD mighT a-aCtuAlly ex_plOde in the MaTerIum?

>> No.9971338

>>9971315
Seriously? But the medical expertise thing is supposed to be your best feature!

>> No.9971353

>>9971338

WHAT IF WE DO A CAESAREAN SECTION.

I'LL GET MY DAEMON SWORD.

>> No.9971361

>>9971318
Really? If you did that a few times, would it cheer you up? Would you feel better?

>>9971312
Rubric Marine's an asshole. He'd just laugh and refuse.
Alistasia's lovely and good with kids, but it's not fair to lump her with such a responsibility.

>> No.9971375

>>9971353
hEhHeh_ehHE, c-CompensA_ting..!

>> No.9971382

>>9971277
I don't know what kind of demon she is, if she is a lesser demon I could just re-purpose her. She currently has enough slaanesh essence that it might work, A true name would help.........it would be a really ugly way to fix this though.

>> No.9971388

>>9971361

>Rubric Marine's an asshole. He'd just laugh and refuse.

No, I'd laugh and send it to Tzeentch.

>> No.9971389

>>9971315
Papa Nurgle, if i may intervene, don't you have a disease designed to make the victim vomit everything inside them?

We could use a less potent version of that to clear her system.

>> No.9971391

>>9971353
That would kill the child, Doom.

>> No.9971392

>>9971315
How about your wife? With all that healing and stuff she might know a bit about pregnancy in warp beings.

>> No.9971397

>>9971391

THAT'S THE POINT.

I WANT TO DISTILL IT INTO MORE DRUGS.

>> No.9971411

>>9971392
Yes! Isha! She can do something about this, surely!

>> No.9971437

>>9971361
It wouldn't be right or healthy to give the responsibility to just one person anyway. But I'm sure she'd be willing to help a little.
I kind of wish Tran were still around.

>> No.9971438

>>9971389
That... Might work. Might. Either that, or it would make her swell up and explode. I'd rather not try that.

>>9971392
Perhaps. Let me go ask her.

>> No.9971458

>>9971361
Why thank you..... Yes I am already responsible for a vast group of daemonettes, I would not want a child to grow up around them. Also six tits or not, I don't think this stuff is good for kids, if you know what I mean.

>> No.9971473

For all this talk about getting rid of the kid... would that even work? I mean... a daemon killed respawns in the warp.... would we just end up with a crying undeveloped daemon fetus...? Oh, Throne, that's going to give me nightmares.

>> No.9971482

>>9971473

AN INFINITE SOURCE OF DRUGS MADE FROM DISTILLED DAEMON-CHILD?

HOLY SHIT.

I AM A -GENIUS-.

>> No.9971490

>>9971473
...you raise an excellent point.

I don't see any way this is going to end well.

>> No.9971519

>>9971490

IT'LL END WELL FOR ME.

>> No.9971525

>>9971482

No, you're just a cannibal. Takes one to know one, though in your case...

>> No.9971538

>>9971482
IT'S l_lIKE P-PLAYING DOOM 3 W-WITH THE SHOTG-GUN AND I-INFI_NITE FLYING, B-BURNING SKULLS

*Gluglugluglugluglug*

>> No.9971547

>>9971519
...
So, yeah, our options are limited. But that makes it easier to decide on a course of action.

>> No.9971549

Isha says that the symptoms match up.

Though she's entirely sure either, due to tzeentchettes warping constantly.

>> No.9971565

>>9971525
Uh...

>> No.9971568

>>9971538

With or without duct tape?

>> No.9971593

>>9971547
Right now the only viable options I see, are allowing Zeeny to have the kid, and trying to find a suitable surrogate mother.

>>9971538
SOMEONE GET THAT BOTTLE AWAY FROM HER

>> No.9971595

>>9971568
Infinite a-Ammo.

>> No.9971601

>>9971593

WHY CAN'T I TAKE CARE OF IT?

>> No.9971609

>>9971595

That wouldn't be so bad, but I would recommend a flashlight.

>> No.9971619

>>9971473
Demons work funny, at the moment I think it is more a lump of possibility rather than a form.

Pregnancy is kind of a unnecessary thing for us slaanesh types. We can choose if we feel like it or not, or if we just want to look like it ect. Doom is a male demon so I think it is more reflexive to impregnate for him. That is if the child is really his, I think he would clame that he had done the deed even if he had not.

>> No.9971628

>>9971601
Because you've already said you'd turn the thing into drugs, over and over again. That's not cool, Doom. Not cool at all.

>> No.9971637

>>9971628

COME ON, IT'LL REGENERATE.

AND IT WON'T FEEL ANYTHING. I COULD MAKE THE GREATEST DRUG EVER

>> No.9971638

>>9971593
She should have a part in the child's upbringing, it'd be damaging to both of them... Though we can't leave her with all of the responsibility.

>> No.9971675

>>9971619
...Alright, now explain it so that a feral worlder can understand it.

>> No.9971682

>>9971675

THEY CAN ABORT IT WITH A THOUGHT AND I LIKE FUCKING THINGS.

>> No.9971706

>>9971675
The baby isn't a physical entity. It's a ball of ideas and possibilities, scraps of emotions drawn from both parents, contained within Zeeny.

>> No.9971709

If-if-if y-YOu b_uy a doll, anD dr-drEss it up niCe, your d-Daddy will pet you A-aNd say it lookS good.

T-thEN yoU brE--bReak t-thE littlE dolliE, anD you geT a b-brOken Wrist. B-bAd thinGs h_appEns t-To b_Ad g-GirLS.

*Gluglugluglug*

Uuuu_uRgH...

>> No.9971714

>>9971682
Okay. How does this help the situation?

>> No.9971719

>>9971549
Nurgle, can you turn Tzeentchnette, and her child into Nurglettes? I think you would be able to give her the supporting and loving family she has always wanted. I don't mean to ask favors, but I think after all the shit that Tzeentch has done to her, she deserves to have a better family.

>> No.9971722

>>9971714

IT DOESN'T.

>> No.9971757

Is someone going to take the bottle from her?

>> No.9971764

>>9971757

ONLY IF I CAN DRINK IT.

>> No.9971792

>>9971709
Right. You've had QUITE enough of that vile swill.

*Takes the bottle away*

Maybe once you've sobered up, we can get this sorted.

>>9971719
Is that the best solution? Shouldn't she learn to come to terms with who, and what, she is, rather than just get twisted into the service of another god? Especially if it's against her will.

>> No.9971794

>>9971719

>but I think after all the shit that Tzeentch has done to her,

Which was well deserved, in my opinion.

>> No.9971795

>>9971764
Will you stop talking about using the fetus for drugs?

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