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[ERROR] No.9952286 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Mister Moreau, need I remind you that viewing sites such as this one is in strict violation of council law Section F8-100.b Subsection 9. Furthermore the commander has told me to notify you that if you continue to litter the CIC walkway with your Warhammer models he will be forced to eject them out the ship's airlock.

>> No.9952307

That was a sage.

>> No.9952308

>> No.9952310

Ah yes, the "models".

>> No.9952314

>>9952308

dat ass

>> No.9952332

Shut your pie hole you malfunctioning skynet wannabe

>> No.9952337

EDI I already told you - they're not toys, they're collectibles - they'll be worth crazy credits one day.

Get off my ass EDI - we dont work for the Council anyway we work for Shepard.

>> No.9952338

That Shepard, such a tool, now Joker has to spend all day calculating approach vectors because he spaced his models.

>> No.9952360

Paragon shepherd would offer to paint a few miniatures with him (earn some renegade points if you choose to play chaos)

Renegade shepherd would smash them

>> No.9952375

>>9952360
>Renegade shepherd would laugh at him, then go fuck some hot space bitches

fix'd.

>> No.9952383

>>9952375
bad ending

>> No.9952412

General Mass Effect thread?

>> No.9952428

>>9952412
Fuck.

>> No.9952431

>>9952412
Mr. President they're waiting for you in the situation room, I'm afraid you'll have to leave this meeting for another time.

>> No.9952440

>>9952412
Shepherd. We've replaced your testicles with Reaper technology. Turns out you knocked up Miranda with a reaper b-Oh. anal only? Damn it shepherd...

>> No.9952444

>>9952431

Don't worry, I've got this.

>> No.9952450

>>9952431

Goddammit, it's infectious.

>> No.9952460

>>9952444
Sure. Of course you'd pick the thread over me.

>> No.9952484

>>9952460
I have use for this thread.

>> No.9952499

>>9952412
Dear TIM,
Please g-WHARGRLRFRFRFLRLRFRLFRLFLRFLRLFLRFLARLARFLALRLFALRLAFLALRLFLARLALR

WITH ALL OF MY RAGE,
Shepard.

>> No.9952506

>>9952484
You use everything... and everyone. Do you not?

>> No.9952519

>>9952506
If it is of no use to me, it is removed from my sight.

>> No.9952542

>>9952519
Edward does not agree! This thread could be used for happy fun times, not bad man with gun times....

Oooo does that make you mad Mr Gun Man?

>> No.9952550

>>9952307
I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. My blue box has over thirteen phalluses for just this occurrence.

>> No.9952565

>>9952550

>> No.9952567

>>9952444
SON OF A BITCH.

I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING GUESSED.

>> No.9952577

>>9952542
Hmm..
Squeaky androgynous girl, but good with computers.
How about giant robots?
Care to give it a try, little girl?

>> No.9952609

>>9952577
You leave her alone you bastard! You know... there's quite a bounty on your head...

>> No.9952625

why must everything turn to anim-oh wait 4chan

>> No.9952635

>>9952625
To be fair I did try to go off on a West Wing Tangent - he's not playing along he keeps bringing it back to eva.

>> No.9952639

>>9952577
THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER.
ALL MY MONEYS AS COMMISSION TO SEE EVA REDONE WITH ED AS THE PILOT.

>> No.9952653

>>9952625
Circlejerk thread. Hide it and move on.

>> No.9952657

>>9952609
Pity there are no memories in yours.
I'll tell you what, lower the gun and I can provide all the missing links to restore your memories.

>> No.9952661 [DELETED] 

>>9952653

>> No.9952673

>>9952609
A RE-WARD?!

>> No.9952674

Meanwhile, elsewhere....


"... and so, I gave her the donkey punch. Its just Faye - not like that whore hasnt had a DP before, if you get my drift. Hahaha...."

>> No.9952691

>>9952657
Can you make that deal for everyone?

>> No.9952703

>>9952691
No.

>> No.9952714

I've got your toys... RIGHT HERE.

>> No.9952717

>>9952673
Jayne, does any part of this look like a good idea to you?
On second thought, dont answer that. We're not getting involved.

>> No.9952746

"...."
"...."

"Sooooo.... Any chance I could get you two to pull a DP on me when we get back to the apar- .... Hmph. Fine. Be that way. Faggots."

>> No.9952763

>>9952703
Whoa there fella, just... everyone call down. Everyone just put their weapons down, and we'll talk this out. Or my buddies over at swat get to practice outside of the range.

>> No.9952800

>>9952763
You remind me of the babe...

>> No.9952837

>>9952714

Do they make Power Guardsmen now?

>> No.9952838

>>9952800
It's the Goblin King!

My good sir this is far away from your Labyrinth and I ask you to remove yourself from this thread as it is protected by this most chivalrous knight!

>> No.9952840

>>9952800
What babe?

>> No.9952859

HUT!
SHUWATCH!

>> No.9952872

>>9952838
BEGONE MONGREL!

>>9952840
... Why, the babe with the power!

>> No.9952880

>>9952412
Fuck.

>> No.9952886

>>9952872
God damn it, you tried this last night and it sucked then too.

Fuck off.

>> No.9952898

>>9952886
Dude, just because Bowie gives you a boner, dont get all aggro.

>> No.9952903

>>9952840
>>9952872
She's not a babe! She's an adult woman with real feelings and emotions, and she's not some plaything for you to toy with!

>> No.9952905

>>9952872
What power?
This fucking thing won't even turn on!

>> No.9952909

am i the only one reading every comment here in their respective characters voices?

>> No.9952921

>>9952542
>>9952639

"Where are you?! Are you heeerree Mr. Spooky space creature?!"

Oh, who could forget the scene where the eva goes berserk and eats that angel?
"Duty calls, 3 o'clock tea!"
"FOOD! Gimme, gimme, gimme!"

>> No.9952926

>>9952717
But I already got us disguises.

>> No.9952932

>>9952905
The power of voodoo!

Oh, my! That bell is FAB-u-LOUS!
Where did yo- ... Wait... What the hell are you?

>> No.9952949

>>9952926
I'm seeing a lot of guns here, I dont think disguises are gonna help, not against guns anyway. How about we just go to Boros like we planned, eh?

>> No.9952964

>>9952909
I'm trying. Sadly, never watched West Wing. Or EVA. Or Dr. Who...

It's times like these I console myself that I have something like $2000 dollars of D&D books, and 3 40k armies, so my nerd-dom is not in question.

>> No.9952968

>>9952949
Man, I aint riding no fuckin donkey.

...Fuckin white people and their farm animals.

>> No.9952987

>>9952968
You'll do what we tell you to, nigger!

>> No.9953003

>>9952932
>voodoo

>> No.9953004

>>9952968
Why would you lie like that Donkey? Just be proud 'a who ya are!

>> No.9953011

>>9952932
Nyaa~!

>> No.9953043

>>9953004
DAMN IT SHREK!
YOU BLEW MY COVER!

Cant you see? They tryin to enslave ma brothas! This is the grand canyon all ova' again!

>> No.9953073

>>9953004
>>9953043

This by itself is infinitely better than the new Shrek movie.

>> No.9953082

>>9953043
You have sowed your wild oats enough my boy. It is time to leave this God-forsaken thread and return home, where you rightfully belong.

>> No.9953091

I HEAR ALL OF THEIR VOICES!
MAKE IT STOP!
GETOUTOFMYHEAD!GETOUTOFMYHEAD!GETOUTOFMYHEAD!GETOUTOFMYHEAD!GETOUTOFMYHEAD!GETOUTOFMYHEAD!

>> No.9953106

Someone say something about a donkey show?

>> No.9953116

>>9952926

This post made my fucking day!

>> No.9953129

You guys are a bunch of weirdos.

>> No.9953135

>>9953082
D-D-D-Daddy?

I'm... I'm sorry I didnt call you after the surgery but... but I couldnt live a lie anymore.
I... I love you dad.

>> No.9953172

>>9953106
You two idiots have already seen more than enough for one day. Leave this thread, off you go.

>> No.9953178

>>9953135
That green fellow speaks the truth ya know...
You should neva' be ashamed of who you are!

And if the man wants to be called Muhammed, I say, call him Muhammed!

>> No.9953210

>>9953135
Why are you still in this thread Amigo? Did your father not ask you to go back home wit him?

>> No.9953222

>>9953172
HOLY SHIT!
ITS THAT ANGEL DUDE! SO THAT WASNT JUST A BAD TRIP!

....

......

.........

HOLY SHIT! I ALMOST FUCKED GOD!

>> No.9953236

>>9953178
Yeah, well if his Mamma calls him Donkey - I calls him Donkey. 's the way 's intended. Boy betta be brought up right - all i'm sayin'.

>> No.9953237

>>9953210
NOOOO!

ITS A TRICK!
HES A DOPPLEGANGER!

>> No.9953246

>>9952840

>> No.9953262

>>9952949

No. We must go that way.

>> No.9953263

>>9953222
..........................................................

>> No.9953278

>>9953236
... Mmhmm!

>> No.9953294

>This thread

>> No.9953305

>>9953262
Sweetie, if we got that way, we'll have the whole alliance on our tail, not to mention whoever we've pissed off in this thread. I say we go with what the Captain suggested.

>> No.9953335

>>9953263
I'm ready baby, lets do this.

>> No.9953345

>this thread
MAKE THE VOICES STOP!

>> No.9953368

>>9953335
Close your damn coat ya idjit! What are you trying to do, piss off all of heaven? We already got ourselves in enough trouble, we dont need ta go lookin for more!

>> No.9953373

/tg/ is turning into /t/b/

>> No.9953381

>>9953305
Indeed... Just, ah, give me a moment...


Darling, I love you, but I must be going - I'm sorry, but I think I'm pasted that whole 'furry' phase.
Farewell.

>> No.9953402

Whew... Thank god, I finally have the disgusting suit off!

Now, what were we doing?
Oh, right - let's get out of here!

>> No.9953421

>>9953381
So this is how you to speak to all the women? Was I just some boarder town hussy you thought you could play with?

I should have known.

>> No.9953423

This thread has followed my plan to the letter.

>> No.9953433

*sip*

>> No.9953439

>> No.9953451

>>9953402
GASP!

DON JORGE ANTINO MARTIN VELASCO-CABRALES, IS IT REALLY YOU?

>> No.9953455

>>9953421
I, uh, well, you see darling, I just, uh....

>>9953423
You have to help me! That bitch is crazy!

>> No.9953464

>>9953423
To the letter eh? Perhaps you should have sent along more postage!


Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho!

>> No.9953470

>this thread

>> No.9953474

>>9953464
STOP. FUCKING. TALKING. DURING. THE. FUCKING. MOVIE!

>> No.9953490

>>9953455
Crazy am I? Crazy? How would you like it if I instructed my friends Higher up that you thought Serendipity was crazy, huh?

>> No.9953493

>>9953464
I'll have time for your petty jokes later.
Busy now.

>> No.9953500

>>9953493

I say! Are you making out with a young nude clone of your deceased wife?

>> No.9953515

>>9953474
Yeah, I mean what asshole would do that?

>> No.9953519

>>9953474
Kermie, I thought you said I was gonna get the lead in this thread...

wat happened.

>> No.9953523

>>9953493
Can someone shop Rei into Shinji (but leave the breasts)?

>> No.9953524

>>9953500
Can you think of a better thing to do with a clone of my WIFE.
Aside from setting her up with our own son and then shattering his mind by letter her die.

>> No.9953539

>>9953493
What's going on in this thread?

>> No.9953541

>>9953523
Gross.

>> No.9953542

>>9953493
Sir, you may want to take a look at this data...

That woman... She fits the profile.

And, if the records are right... there is a child.

>> No.9953545

>>9953524

Um.....threesome with her and your so--Oh good grief, what the fuck is wrong with me.

>> No.9953567

>>9953524
I dont know about your wife, but if I dont do something soon I'm going to have some very pissed off angels looking for me.... Now, will you help me, or not?

>> No.9953569

>>9953541
Come on, you know as well as I do Shinji should have been wearing skirts the whole series.

>> No.9953571

>>9953515
You know I think they call it a thread for the thickness of the plot..."threadbare."

>> No.9953579

>>9953542
Then let me pack and we'll be on our way out.

>> No.9953581

>>9953423

And I love it when a plan comes together.

>> No.9953588

>>9953567
Our ears are just a BURNIN!

Sup Muse.

>> No.9953594

>>9953567
Can YOU pilot a mech?
If not, then you are useless to me.

>> No.9953623

>>9953594
No... But hes got me.

>> No.9953633

>>9953588
Boys, the dashing looking one in the bandanna and the evil looking one in the glasses are some sinners of the worst kind.

Sort them out, would you?

>> No.9953638

>>9953594
Keep up the good work.

>> No.9953644

>>9953594
Come here bitch!
If you can gaurantee my safety, I'll give you them both.

>> No.9953645

>>9953633
Be silent, wench, or I will sic my loli wife-clone on you.

>> No.9953647

>>9953588
RUN YOU FOOLS!
The one in shades is about to sic anti-angel robots on you!

>> No.9953660

>>9953433
the cup made me lol.

>> No.9953670

>>9953633

Stop right there you blood sucking vampire!

>> No.9953675

What the Hell did we just walk into?

I dont know... but I cant look away.

>> No.9953692

>>9953644
What are you doing pendejo?

>> No.9953728

>>9953670
You know brother, that one's got a little girl....

>> No.9953730

>>9953692
SHHHHHHHHHH!

Youll ruin everything!

>> No.9953749

>>9953523

>> No.9953784

Oh, wow, did that little anime girl just turn into a penis?

>> No.9953805

>>9953730
You're out of your element Tony.

>> No.9953831

>>9953805
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn, Darlene wont do the disheeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss!

>> No.9953841

>>9953805
inb4 that's just his opinion man

>> No.9953850

>>9953784
It's not your fault boys, but hey - what is?

>> No.9953856

About the only thing we're missing now is a drunk Tony Stark crashing through here & blasting people and things at random.

>> No.9953879

>>9953831
Mom! I cant stand it anymore here! I'm leaving and becoming a doctor.

>> No.9953897

Huh? What?

Oh, yeah, I'm just grabbing a few burgers. I'll be by in a few.

Nick! Make that Diet, yeah?
This suit aint made of plastic ya know.

>> No.9953902

>>9953856

>> No.9953931

>>9953879
Dont come back this time.

>> No.9953941

>>9953897
Excuse me Sir, but I do not think it is appropriate to be disturbing this thread like this. I think it would be best if you leave.

>> No.9953960

>>9952286

This thread is driving me to drink.

>> No.9953968

>>9953941
Listen, Rhodey, bro, if Tony Stark feels like hanging out in a thread, Tony Stark hangs out in the fucking thread.

You wanna fight about it?

>> No.9954012

>>9953968
So sir. There is no need for violence this day. Just leave us in peace.

>> No.9954014

Come on Loki, shits about to get REAL!

>> No.9954048

>>9954014
Angels? Where the hell is Cass when you need him?

I dont know man, but they're not paying attention to us. Maybe we can leave without it getting messy.

>> No.9954049

What's that?

Something about shit getting real.

>> No.9954059

>>9954048
Doubtful.

>> No.9954089

>>9954049
Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumpin' threw tha air?

>> No.9954109

>>9953523
>>9953524
>>9953493
>>9953004
>>9952886
Don't you dare, DON'T YOU DARE!

((Incidentally, archive this wackiness?))

>> No.9954110

>>9954049
>>9954059
BATTLE FORMS!

Oh yeah.
Its about to get real alright.

>> No.9954118

>>9954059
's ok fellas. I'm here now.

>> No.9954153

>>9954110
Well.
That was unexpected.

>> No.9954212

>>9954153
Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous.

>> No.9954213

>>9954153
Well yes. And if you don't get back in that suit of yours, we may all be in considerable danger! Jelly baby for the effort?

>> No.9954217

>>9954153
Its okay Mr. Stark.
This is Misato Katsuragi, from Tokyo-3.
We've been expecting this.

Help is on the way.

>> No.9954219

>>9954213
EXTERMINATE!

>> No.9954241

>>9954219
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>> No.9954265

>>9954217
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'ITS OUT OF CONTROL'?!

HOW CAN IT BE OUT OF CONTROL!?!

Uh oh, I could get fired over this ...... Good thing Ikari isnt around...

>> No.9954285

>>9954219
Still screaming in those little shells?
Too bad! You don't have flight yet!
Me? Time to save the world again.

>> No.9954286

<< This thread

>> No.9954300

>>9954241
>>9954265
This is how it always starts! I'm not even involved but I'm gonna die! You dont even know my last name!

>> No.9954347

>>9954300
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYY!!!!!
GUYGUY!

>> No.9954388

>>9954347
RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWAAAAAAAOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUU

>> No.9954422

>>9954388
OOO, That's BRIIILIANT!
Say, how are you with bigger monsters?

>> No.9954435

>>9954388
Relax Guy! You'll be fine!

We'll just do what we did in episode 51!

>> No.9954446

>>9954422
There are no monsters my good man, just beings living through the force.

>> No.9954476

>>9954435
Episode 51? Episode 51?! I DIED IN EPISODE 51!

>> No.9954480

/tg/ - We do /b/ better?

>> No.9954494

>>9954241
>>9954446
Huh. If that stupid boy were here... Maybe with a big mirror... Hmpf, let him take care of it. Where's the pizza?

>> No.9954502

>>9952460
shinji.... i love you....

>> No.9954530

>>9954476
GGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.9954539

You fools! You are nothing compared to MASTER ASIA!!! THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST!

>> No.9954551

>>9954530
>>9954435
Captain, the computer is telling me that the purple thing is about to attack those two other things!

>> No.9954577

>>9954539
Lets see how your Red Hand matches up to our Angel-Train!

Assume the position old man!

>> No.9954592

>>9954530
>>9954494
All conducted according to my directives.
COMMENCE OPERATION!
IT WILL BE MINE!

>> No.9954596

>>9954551
That is none of our concern Ripley. The company has instructions for us to leave this thread.

>> No.9954614

THIS IS IT!!

THIRD IMPACT BABY!
OH YEAH!

>> No.9954628

>>9954596
Going somewhere?
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

>> No.9954643

Ya know, when I'm enjoying a good apocalypse, I like to throw some tunes on.

Do you like Huey Lewis?

>> No.9954649

If this should be archived, what should it be called?

>> No.9954654

Ok, Im out.

>> No.9954687

>>9954654
Seriously.

>> No.9954693

>>9954643
You simply dont get it, do you John?

>> No.9954708 [DELETED] 

>>9954649
Celebrity Mind-Fuck

>> No.9954709

>>9954502
>>9954530
You know, I really don't know who to feel worse for, when Eva and Pilot become aware of each other. I mean, sure, Shinji's been shoved into a killing machine that won't respond to commands half the time and drags him along for the ride, but can you imagine it from the Eva's point of view? You wake up one morning, look around, and there's a fifteen year old schoolboy straddling your pancreas, sitting there inside of you and making you fight people you didn't want to know. I mean, he's in arm's reach of your kidney, for all you know he could do anything!

I think what I'm saying is, would an Eva-scale Morning After Pill work on Shinji? Or would it need Ex-Lax?

>> No.9954718

>>9954649
something with the words 'piss' and 'monkeys'

>> No.9954730

>>9954649

>> No.9954776

>>9954730
I had to ask, didn't I?

>> No.9954777

>183 posts and 149 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

>> No.9954790

Well that was a good thread.

Yep.

Good thread.

>> No.9954802

>>9954709
>>9954709
It's in the neck, inserted downward diagonally toward the core. Evangelion dont' really have kidneys - the core provides all the power and not needing digestion really cuts down on the internal hardware.

And shit, if I was a 200 metre tall heavily armoured killing machine with my own forc efield, I'd get a really big hat, a cigar and go to town on Sydney.

>> No.9954816

>>9954802
> Not needing digestion
So, what the hell does it do with all the Angels it eats?

>> No.9954827

>>9954649
If Media was a campaign setting.

>> No.9954831

Epic thread. Lovely.

>> No.9954832

Absorb them mystically? Honestly, you may all be over thinking this.

>> No.9954841

>>9954802
> And shit, if I was a 200 metre tall heavily armoured killing machine with my own forc efield, I'd get a really big hat, a cigar and go to town on Sydney.

Can't. That's the problem with aforementioned fifteen year old schoolboy, he can hijack your central nervous system.

>> No.9954844

>>9954816
Absorbs directly into system?

>> No.9954848

>>9954649

Characters talking to each other in voice.

>> No.9954876

Uh, guys? Something went screwball with the archived thread...

>> No.9954877

>>9954831
I like this one.

Whatever it ends up being, let us know.

>> No.9954886

>>9954844
0% wasteage?

>> No.9954906

>>9954886
S2 engine burns efficiently, I guess.

>> No.9954951

>>9954876
?

>> No.9955005

>>9954951
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9952286/

This is what I mean by screwball.

>> No.9955045

>>9955005
Whoever archived it did so before final changes were made.

>> No.9955083

>>9955045
This. Some posts were deleted.

>> No.9955101

>>9955083
Can someone re-archive it?

>> No.9955112

>>9955101
What was it archived as?

>> No.9955126

>>9955005
It auto-updates on the hour, fags, chill.

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