/tg/ - Traditional Games

...huh?

I don't get it...

>>9943420
I think he wants us to display how we've changed as we grew up

Age 13 and 16 were spent in the 90's, a time I'd rather not think back to.

>>9943399
More or less.

>>9943527
>4th edition
>age 16

I actually started with 3.0 then went to the Last Unicorn Star Trek Games, then GURPS, then nothing but Indie, and now I'm a 4e player.

Hell of a cycle.

This, more or less.
-do well in school, have lots of friends
-do decently in school, have next to no friends, go to Newgrounds
-do ok in school, have a girlfriend, discover 4chan
-fuck my life, 4chan only, final destination, needs more pooper

>>9943799
You had a girlfriend?
...pics?

>Implying I can remember that long ago.

>>9944121
I'd rather not post them. While we aren't really on speaking terms anymore, I still have some vague respect even for that cretin.

>9944199
>she is a bitch and left you. post pics

Here's mine... it's a bit odd, perhaps...

>>9944243
How the hell do you go from MTG to Yugioh?

10 - Second Edition D&D, 13 - 3.0, 16 - nothing didn't play anything was getting mad vagina in highschool.

Current age - Plays 3.5 every week, LTR with a girl I can't get rid of, (in b4 got her preggers, luckily no).

>>9944253
By choosing the game that's actually fun.

>>9944284
So you went from 16 to 13? What?

>>9944222
You're serious about wanting pics?

>>9944410
It's called dementia.

This?

>>9944253

Simple, I went from a balanced, fun game that has unfortunately become a stupid money-power game that makes all old cards obsolete to a stupid money-power game that was a troll for a bit before re-including all old cards and consistently re-balances itself so that all strategies are usable.

It's STILL the superior game, and yugioh doesn't take a half-hour to play.

>>9944597
>Superior
sure is opinions

>>9944597
>"Strategy" used to describe YuGiOh

>>9944570
I almost hate myself for getting this reference.

>>9945135
>Implying that's not a basic stuff
My bet is, half of the 4chan boards can recognize them.

I hate my new glasses.

>>9945196
That still means half of 4chan has played an erotic visual novel. Granted, when it's not sexy time, it is KICKASS... but just because it has sex scenes, most people will consider it porn.

>>9944685
>>9944872
>implying you even know how to play and don't just fear the competition.

>>9945353
A VN so awesome, /jp/ draws pictures of it for kids.

>>9945353
>That still means half of 4chan has played an erotic visual novel.
There is anime, there is manga, there are novels. No real need to read FSN to know about Archer/Shirou. Fuck it, there are massive ammounts of spoilers from people that bothered. I haven't bothered with any of the media, but I know the plot.

>>9945391
I really hope some weeaboo faggot drew that in his grade school english class.

>>9945379
>Implying I haven't played and found that the game is, in fact, a rotting pile of horse shit.

>>9945467
Dude... you've got a boner coming out the side of your hip.

>>9945461
The teacher guy drew it.

ah yugioh. never before has there been a better detector of fucking worthless shitstains to keep from your gametable

Normal ten year old boy that had Christianity forced on him.

Psuedo-metalhead 13 year old

Psueo-goth 16 year old with bad taste in shirts.

Healthy, well adjusted woman with a penis.

God damn shit has changed.

>>9945542
Living the dream.

mine

>>9945542
>woman with a penis
High five!

>>9945461
Said weeaboo faggot was also a jap in a jap grade school classroom.

>>9943527
>Age 16
>D&D 4th edition.
>4th Edition is not 2 year old yet.
Probable underage b& is probable.

>>9945542
>>9945442
>Whatthe
FUCK
amIreading.jpg.

>>9945542
I need to know if there is really a shirt with "BLOOD AND SHIT" written on it.

>>9945592
/tg/ - Transgender

I thought you knew, brosef.

>>9945461
Actually, some weeaboo faggot art teacher drew it for his kids when his kids thought he couldn't draw.

Proved him wrong. More of his work.

Guy is from /jp/.

>>9945587
>4th edition released June 2008

What the fuck are you talking about. It's been nearly two years.

>>9945610
Those are both miles better than me.

>>9945572
>>9945578
Is it odd that an often racist, always hateful imageboard that uses "faggot" to insult people is one of the few places I feel welcome as a trans-woman?

I mean seriously, if you guys were a pre internet organization you would be the Klan, or a cult or something.

Whatever, i love you guys.

>>9945636
Nearly 2 years = Not yet 2 years.

1.9 < 2

>>9945687
Dude, we would probably fuck you. /tg/ love trans.

>>9945687
We love you too.

>>9945687
The term "faggot" is more and more drifting into a slanderous term towards pretty much just anybody who demonstrates severe idiocy on the internet.

Also, see the usage of "gay" in the young populace of Britain.

>>9945733
Not just Britain, American and Canadian youths use it too, much to the chagrin of every tolerant and intelligent person in those countries.

Fucking infuriating. Ignorant fucks have no idea what they are even saying.

>>9945713
Penis goes in Vagina.
God dammit.

>>9945687
Well it meant happy, then homosexual, and then annoying asshole who may or may not have homosexual seeming qualities.

>>9945391
>>9945610
We need his information so the FBI can arrest him. Fucking pedo needs to be forced out of the system.

>>9945770
I think you'll find that penis goes just about anywhere i can get it into

>>9945801

lol r u a internet police

>>9943399

>>9944597

Wait, Yu-Gi-Oh, lack EVERY bit of skill. Derp derp Judgement Dragon. Seriously, guy? Least magic has multiple formats that are supported, and it has formats that change to keep things flowing. Jesus crust. :/

>>9945801
because the FBI trust us, what with 4chan being saints of the internet and all that...

>>9945805
>I think you'll find that penis goes just about anywhere i can get it into

What about my penis? Does it go just about anywhere you can get it into?

>>9945801

hey are u an activism fightin the animes lol

>>9945801
...sure, let's replace him whit a catholic priest.

>>9945831
yes, yes it does.

>>9945815
Your shirt misspelled sex.

Healthy childhood sans TV, lots of trains. Raised by parents in their 60s.

2000, three years before 13: Dad has stroke. He cannot find work, and is...much reduced. Bank forecloses on house. Mom and I move to California to live with my Aunt.
Favorite coat: Red, blue, and gray windbreaker.

13: I am attending "special" school because it's agreed I'm smart but strange. A year later they figure out I have Asperger's. Favorite coat: Green plaid something-or-other with a label full of hot air balloons.

16: Have moved twice. Current school...well, so boring that a furry with a love of D&D, a propensity for running from class to class dodging everyone in this way and apologizing, a butterknife wit and a reputation for getting to the computers first is the best-known kid in school. I collect a stooge, the least-liked kid in school, by playing Yu-Gi-Oh with him.

Currently: 19.
Got bitchin' leather longcoat. After I moved from that school (still in the county) I pissed off a lot of my friends by being a manslut. Suffered mental breakdown. Went to 4chan to finish mental suicide. Didn't completely die inside. Gained denial of furry nature. Took up WarHammer 40k seriously. Decided I was an Ork. Decided that I WASN'T an Ork, but still really wanted to be one. Started trying to fix three years of self-sabotage. Got on the dole. Got a '79 Winnebago from my uncle. Still trying to fix out the rest.

oh the phases

>>9945844
/co/rade

>>9945865

wtf am i read

current self

Red jacket, shirt and a tie; red jacket, shirt and a tie; black jacket and a retarded hair; white jacket and a massive beard.

I would have to draw a new one for every year, sometimes more, come to think of it

I did have haircuts in between, but that is the general progression.

>>9945801
There are non-porn versions of that series.
>>9945823
And yes they actually do trust the big M, he hands over a bunch of pedos for em.

>>9945876
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I ACTUALLY SPENT TIME ON IT
THANK YOU, HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING

>>9945442
trap?

>>9945918
Are you me?

there, now with explanations you don't care about

>>9945579
u mad?

So much one changes in so few years

>>9946102
Good job turning into a ricer.

It's amazing how different I am.

Yeah...

That suit, by the way?

While I have by degree, I end up wearing it a lot due to shitty part time department store job and looking for a real office job that's never shown up due to lack of family friends in the private sector/lack of car/lack of francophonic skills

>>9946113

No idea what a ricer is, an American thing perhaps? I come from Norway.

>>9945865
>implying I read any of that shit

FAGGOT ALL YEAR
EVERY YEAR!

>>9945902
Oh fuck, how could I forget about glasses? Those things are with me for years, it seems I count them part of my eyes

>>9945865
KING OF FAGGOTS

>>9946150
I read all of the things in this thread because I care about people on 4chan. You guys are my best friends.

>>9946231
>You guys are my best friends.
I'm sad.jpg

>>9946134
In American slang, a ricer is someone who takes a sports car (usually Japanese) and restyles and tools it in the style of illegal street racers in Asian, including kanji decals, samurai murals, jagged stripes, and carbon spoilers.

I spent 30 minutes attempting to draw a realistic ponytail and a pair of breasts. I failed.

>>9946240
Fuck it, I re-organized the pannels of this comic just for this.

>>9946150

u blo me u dumpps

>>9945987
Not on purpose.

>>9946254

> Crotch bulge

Do not want.

>>9946254
you grew a penis between 16 and current O_o?

>>9946280
what?

>>9946254
Left breast is half the size of right. Does that mean you have low standards?

>>9946254
Watch out everyone it's a LEGITIMATE FEMALE

>>9946298
>>9946303
No, that's a belly.

>>9946311
No, I can't draw.

>>9946311
>Implied psychology in a msdoodle thread.
Oh what.

>>9946315
Define "legitimate"

>>9946243

Well, ok, but I don't even have a drivers lisence, so good day to you sir.

>>9946353
ricer

>>9946353
Not that poster, but you really do dress like a ricer.

PUBERTY JUST KICKED IN BRO

>>9946377

Is it the glasses? Because they are really cool in real life I just suck at painting.

>>9946386
shut up your hipster ricer faggot

>>9946418

Nope.

I sometimes regret going professional

>>9946230
aha ha ha faggot

rolled 86 = 86

have some /mu/ version.

>>9946646

Forgot my post.

Sometimes, going back to the simple things is so much fun.

Age 10: Acquire orange jacket. Life is good.
Age 13: Still have orange jacket. Start wearing green t-shirts for contrast against orange jacket. Hair darkens. Acquire mp3 player.
Age 16: Exchange glasses for contacts. Grow ponytail and acquire top hat. Still wearing the same orange jacket.
Current: Orange jacket officially two sizes too small. Donate it to charity and acquire white one instead. Start wearing black t-shirts for contrast against white.

I didn't like OP's template, so I molded it to fit me better... I bet this warrants some explanation.

So in High School, I was pretty much mentally unstable due to the social environment I was stuck in and the lack of friendly human contact outside my family with people my age. It's terrible for a person to be taught to natrualy shell up at the time when they're supposed to learn how to be social.

So I go to college. I'm thrust into a totally different environment, but I'm glad to be there with no intentions of going back to where I came from. I had to learn all sorts of things, both socially and in school but I enjoyed it.

The rest of my college career I found that I can do what I want as long as I put the effort into it. So I began teaching myself how to study better, be more charming and have the courage to do new things as well as meet new people and develop lasting bonds.

Now, I'm graduating in December and my hard work has paid off. I've learned that although I have a sense of duty with going into the military, I also have the abilities to do what I love and enjoy them to their fullest extents. I've learned what it means to be me and not giving a shit what others think.

>>9946716
Looks like you're pregnant with her child.

>>9946784
Looks like you can't ever think of anything nice to say because you're a jealous, lonely faggot.

>>9946784
Yeah, it does. I got fat after breaking my back a few years ago.

>>9946772
forgot text :|

Age 10, watch thomas the tank engine, life is good
Age 13: start racing repairing car is hard work, driving it is hard work, winning is rare.
age 16: got myself a school blazer, i hated school, drown myself in videogames
now: Age 20: spend my time on the computer pirating games since im unemplyoed and my 360 broke 4 months ago and i dont have the money to fix it

>>9946803
>implying anyone is obliged to say anything nice to you

>>9946833
>is responding to a troll that is not the person who posted the image.

>>9946833
>implying you're not just a sixteen year old misanthrope with a chip on his shoulders and absolutely zero respect from everyone around you

Ricer: someone who does up a car to look badass, but neglects all the parts (see: performance) that actually make it badass

>>9946784 Here.
>Implying I am any of these people:
>>9946858
>>9946854
>>9946833
>>9946803

rolled 47 = 47

>>9946940
You look jewish. Does Omegon approve of this?

im currently 20, split up with my girlfriend a few hours ago, shes in my bed -.- feeling shitty, though id come on here to cheer my up, hasn't worked. either way, im bound to a sad and lonely life, but i will always enjoy painting my miniatures and fielding my mighty armys.... god im so alone right now.

kinda sucked before now for... various reasons

>>9947006
What happened?

>>9947006
If you broke up with her tell her to gtfo. You are prolonging the pain and, trust me, in a few years when you are over her and have moved (you ARE going to move on, right?) you will look back at this break up and realize how much of a faggot you were being. Don't waste your life crying over a girl. I wasted four years of my life over girls.

Those template people aren't nearly fat enough.

>>9947006
wtf is she doing in your bed? tell that fat whale to either lose weight or GTFO

>>9947050
How fucking sad.

I have two friends who still dress like they are sixteen. They are both one year from thirty. JNCO jeans and nu-metal tshirts can't be worn forever morons!

>>9947087
>implying im not 16 still

10 - Normal boy, liking normal boyish things. Above average in school

13 - Get drastically mislead, trendy arse shit happens, stop trying at school and fail at climbing some sort of social ladder

16 - Realise I don't care about that shit, emo teenager, make real friends

Today (23) - About to finish university, in a good relationship for 5 years, Life is good.

>>9947177

Wait. I'm 22. Jesus. I fail.

>>9947273
From about 23-27 I didn't know exactly how old I was, Don't worry about it. It happens.

-Regular kid.
-Wierd kid.
-Funny kid, but always single.
-Completely happy, still single but content. I'll find a girl eventually.

>>9947149
Might as well explain it,

10- Weird fat kid who wore button-ups from Gadzooks before it turned into a chicks store, wore my all-stars every day. Cynical as fuck

12- Same shit, different gel. God I was a faggot. I lost that shirt, made me so sad. Gadzooks went under, could never find another one.

16- I've been playing D&D since I was 9, but I really got hardcore about this time. Decided to get into Warhammer and whatnot. Fun teims. Still no friends, didn't bother with them

19, current- Living with awesome girlfriend, enjoying life, although hating being un-employed. Shaved head, donated hair, losing fat (Woohoo) Training to become a Master Artisan Pastry Chef, Master Chocolateir, and Master Mixologist/Distiller.

>>9947392
>losing fat (Woohoo) Training to become a Master Artisan Pastry Chef, Master Chocolateir, and Master Mixologist/Distiller.
>losing fat
>Training to become a Master Artisan Pastry Chef, Master Chocolateir,

Bro, I wish you all the luck in the world, but you know DAMN well that those don't go together.

>>9947440
Lol, agreed. But, I'm not losing fat to look better. I'm losing it to be a bit healthier. It's no big deal. I think like 20 lbs.

>>9947478
Oh...

Well don't taste the dishes more than once in a row.

>>9947478
I always love the reaction when I tell people they're not meant to not have fat on their bodies
silly people

>>9947517
Yeah, that's just something stupid the media has said. I really don't give a fuck, as long as I'm healthy. 28% BMI is a little high for my taste, so I'm going down to 23 or even 20.

10- Loved everything, Nintendo, friends, ninja turtles
13- Found porn life pretty much stayed the same
16- Girls made me hate everything
18- Learned to love hating everything, joined Marines

>>9947560
Probably a good thing, but fixing your diet will go much farther in making your feel better, compared to getting a little more skinny. Confidence aside, of course.

Honestly, shit hasn't changed much.

>>9947611
I have a fantastic diet. Healthy as hell. I just can't seem to lose weight. And in all honesty, if done right, Chocolate can be as healthy for you as any other thing. I've made chocolate bars with fresh Goji berries, Dragon Fruit, plums, and all sorts of other tastyness.

>>9947674
UNDERAGED BANNED!!!

REPORTED!

>>9947732
/tg/ doesn't really care about underage B&, that's for /b/. We're a SFW board.

>>9947741

Global Rules, the entire site is 18+

Have a functional social life after the age of 17 and onwards isn't too shabby.

I just wish I bothered to actually tie by shoe laces earlier then when I did though.

I'm a smug bastard for no good reason now.

>>9947741
go fuck yourself you piece of shit tripfag

>>9947659

y so many weapons

>>9947784
He's North Korean.

>>9947784
He's a chink.
He has a tiny penis, and he's compensating for it with big weapons

>>9947773
Nothing a good ass kicking can't cure. I've seen your type before.

>>9947813

Alternatively, he's secretly a changeling.

This about sums it up:
> Random schoolboy, lots of friends.
> Hit puberty, friends fracture into different social circles.
> Hit sixteen, date a happy-mean chick, who cheats on me.
> Currently, bossman of technical department, no friends or GF. Lonely fucker. Browse 4chan for lack of social skills and people with related interests.

>>9947784

Why not?

Each has its own special use. And with each gun and / or melee weapon, you can do different things. You can never have enough weaponry.

>>9947773
>>9947832
Holy crap!
I was thinking of beating the shit out of that long haired faggot too!

>>9947829

Chink?

Incorrect.

Here ya go.

>>9947836

Well, the pattern appears to be established. You'll probably be overwhelmed with friends again at some point in the future.

>>9947879
hahaha what a pimply faggot

>>9947885
Yeah, I figure it comes in waves. Does make for boring shit right now though.

>>9947833

he looks more like a Hunter

>>9947836

>Browse 4chan for lack of social skills and people with related interests

We're there with ya, buddy.

Age 10: Average kid. Bit nerdy. Good friends.
Age 13: Willing punchbag for the to-be druggies.
Age 16: Good cadre of friends, getting uglier and uglier as time passes on.
Currently: No friends, one meal a day, about to drop out of university, the ugliest fag you'll ever meet complete with crooked teeth and a greasy coat.

Can I play too?
No?
Ok . . . well . . . I'll just leave this here.

Sigh.

>>9947931
Actually, by the current age, they're no longer pimples, they're more like festering sores.

>>9947996
Rangers are hot. Can I give you a Pickanick basket?

>>9947978
Haha, your life is doomed. Have fun dying alone in your stifling shit hole house when you're a pathetic old man.

>>9947996
Yeah, of course you're a ranger. How many tattoos do you have, sweetie? Why do you purple haired dumpy sixteen year old girls always pull this shit?

>>9947996

... Is that a gun, with a badge and a snappy hat?

Woman cop on 4chan?

HNNRGH!

>>9948038

DID SOMEBODY SAY POPO?

ROKK'EM, BOYZ

>>9948038
Looks like she's with the Forestry service rather.

>>9948038
HHHNNNrrrGGG

>>9948017
It's expected. I've embraced my fate.

>>9948029

Hey, now. I was never dumpy. I've always been really well-groomed.

>>9948057

Hey, I've SEEN Super Trooper!

But a Ranger is cool too. Especially a nerdy one.

>>9948068

Nobody loves you...
Nobody cares for you...
Nobody likes you...
None give a shit 'bout you...

>>9948073
Congratulations on that. Purple hair is always cool.

>>9947996
>>9948050


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmWA2sFElnc

>>9948092

Hilariously, people bitching about police brutality is a contributing factor towards instances of police brutality.

>>9948092

Damn right.

Fuck the fuzz.

>>9948148
perhaps if polices weren't whiny babies held to no standards whatsoever, this wouldn't happen

think about it, when people go "hey anonymous, this sandwich you made could stand to be improved slightly" you do not shoot or beat them

>>9948089
In retrospect, I kick myself for the hair bullshit. It was stupid and caused my mom a lot of grief just because I wanted to be different. Dad didn't care so much, but mom's a straight-off-the-boat Korean, so she was probably shitting bricks daily for about two years. Shouldn't have done that.

And no, no tattoos.

>>9948149
>ear fins

what?

>>9948195

All stages represent my faggotries.

I'm into Cthulhu and Planescape now.

>>9948191
stop trolling
this isn't the wild fucking west, police are regulated by law.

Some districts are better at it than others, but there are laws and means of legal restitution if you are wrongly fucked by the pigs.
Sure, those laws are convoluted, take forever to even get into the heavily-biased-against-you courts, and usually end up not punishing the offending officer in any way, but hey, the laws are there.

>>9948092
They pull me over and they're like:
"yo, my bad, i though you were indian."
I said:
"What kind? the 7-11 kind? or the kind of indian that goes blow-ow-ow-ow-ow..."
The police said:
..

"I honestly can't tell the difference."

10: Hey guys, I found these book in my aunt's basement! My cousin says he doesn't want them and they look really cool! Let's play!

13: Discover porn and freeware RPGs simultaneously. Print off a copy of the original FUDGE rules that follows me for the next decade. Unable to convince others to play anything but D&D, I write up elaborate settings that will never see use, based on Esther Freisner novels and the box of banned library books I found backstage in the auditorium.

16: Spend most of year with my jaw wired shut and my entire face jaundiced after surgery. Recover just in time to get into drinking and rave drugs. Play Werewolf the Apocalypse.

19: Drugs, drinking continue, crash me out of school: Somehow get roped into an e-tard lunatic's all-encompassing Rifts campaign, quit after he spends the first session railroading us to hell and back.

21: Run a third edition pirates game that never really goes anywhere. My brother is a dark elf with an absurdly long title that gets added to every session as a running gag.

24: Play the entirety of Hero Quest while drinking with my roommates, resolve to go back to school. Run a low-magic d20 game that lasts a full nineteen sessions and actually resolves its plot arc, proving it can be done.

Now: Almost have a degree, play board games with people five years younger than me, have decided that I will never play D&D again, madly in love with the One Roll Engine, Over the Edge and Sorcerer.

>>9948087
Is this seriously supposed to make me feel worse?

>>9948247

See, that's why you get in good with the 5-0. Then they just pass you the fuck up and go pick on some other dumb fucker.

Plus they look the other way when bringing in hidden fun stuff.

>>9948230
>I'm into Cthulhu

so that means you've never actually read any lovecraft and are just some sort of literature poseur?

Super cool way to fail bro

>>9948320

It works for me.

>>9948296
this

I got pulled over with an expired license, and registration so overdue there was an impound warrant on my truck.
I was drunk at the time.

I am also white, and had my white girlfriend driving and do the talking.
Didn't even get a "warning" or anything, all the cop said was "You should probably get those taken care of"

TL:DR best strategy for not getting screwed by the 5-0: don't be black.

>>9948337
faggot, I knew it!

>>9947852
bro lets kick that fagoots ass!

>>9948347

Congratulations, first ever debate you ever won, I see.

>>9948247
I think they're entitled to complain if they honestly feel that law enforcement officers have failed them so categorically.

But yeah, trollan. I kind of expected that.

>>9948348
>Bro
>Get together to beat up a "faggot"
>ends in drunken gay sex

>>9948341
But the bonuses to athletics, endurance and penis size!

>>9948341

True dat, son.

Helps to look white, especially when hanging with the homies who all happen to be black.

>>9948341
while this is clearly a good strategy for you, one might argue that "this is good for me right this instant as it allows me to be a dick" is not a good way to organize your political views

at least you admitted that "be white" is a strategy, congratulations on being thousands of times better than every white person

>>9948364
>debate

You being a faggot was never up for "debate"
it was obvious

>>9948404

Yes, I'm being an utter faggot here. I didn't even doubt it.

>>9948314
Charles?

>>9948388
>this is good for me right this instant as it allows me to be a dick

I wasn't being a dick at all. Unless you consider not paying the renewal fees as "being a dick".
I was very polite with the officer.
I would say that a general strategy for any interaction with law enforcement is to show respect. They fucking love that. All day long they deal with pissed off people who talk shit and argue and call them names and shit. When someone is cooperative and decent right off the bat, they are automatically inclined to not fuck you over.
Unless, of course, they're just an asshole, but then you're fucked no matter what anyway.

>>9948436
Nope.
Celyn.

>>9948440

>"respect"

wisdom.

Fucking fake that shit, and they lap it up.

>>9948441
Ah well. Almost exactly like a friend of mine. Unsettlingly so.

>>9948456

No, it's a sign of weakness. They love that.

>>9948148
correlation is not causation.

>>9948456
>>9948475
I posit that it really doesn't fucking matter how they see it as long as they "lap it up" and I get out of a ticket

>>9948440
Well, every traffic stop is a potentially deadly situation. You're already on edge even before you get out of your car. Then on top of that you have someone screaming at you and accusing you of lying when you're just doing your job. Meh. I guess after a while, that gets really old. They're not supposed to give "attitude tickets," though.

>>9948475

Depends on the type of pig.

If they're the inner city type, you gotta fake some "respect."

If they're the pussies in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, you can smell their fear. Trust me.

>>9948440
>I wasn't being a dick at all. Unless you consider not paying the renewal fees as "being a dick".

ok, bad example, i may have overstated a bit. however, you did get away with not paying for shit you are using. shouldn't have broken the law/not been personally responsible!

and i see that what you are saying is true, but i think how polite (and white, and good at sounding upper class) you are should not impact whether the law protects you or screws you, and that a way that we can change that is by actual firing some incompetent police (instead of "suspension with pay until people stop paying attention") every once in a while.

>>9948192
>>9947996
You were hotter at 16.

>>9948434
Oh hey, it's the one black guy on /tg/.

>>9948505
i changed my mind, you're a dick. the world should not be organized around what is the most convenient to you, you fucking baby. tough shit.

meh

>>9948508
It does

Have a close friend that's a CHP officer in oakland.
He spends his entire day writing black women drivers tickets for talking on their cell phones, and trying to ignore their screeching and threats long enough to fill out the ticket.

He's blatantly admitted that the worse someone treats him, the more things he will find to write tickets about. It's all legal, you can't just write someone a ticket because they are an asshole. The thing is, there's almost always multiple things in or on a car that are in violation and can be legally cited. Personally, I don't blame him at all.

>>9948516
If you're really serious about it, you've got to demand accountability from your government or join up yourself and do it the way you think is right. Option B is probably out of the question for most people, but not being politically apathetic isn't really all that hard.

>>9948516
yeah, that's a whole huge social issue.

The problem with the power that enforcing law grants a person, is that those jobs tend to attract people that like having power over others.
You can write a perfect law, but you can never find a "perfect" person to enforce it. Hence all the police brutality and fuck-ups and asshole cops.

hey babes it's me
>>9948495
what u doin? ;]

>>9948525
Hahaha, you think so - from that little stick drawing? That's potentially jailbait material. I wouldn't date a 16-year-old me, that's for sure.

Plus, I had braces back then. Come on, that's no fun.

And just like that, /tg/ turned into /new/.

>>9943398

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>>9948637
it's been well established that we don't really need any of the other boards any more

>>9945815
oh lol I opened that pic without looking at the post and immediately thought "hey, this could be boomer"

>>9948617
In a lot of areas, training quality has really slipped, as well. This is very, very, very dangerous. Not just for the civilians, but for the officers as well. All around a bad situation.

>>9948635
mmm delicious braces and bluehair

you're still probably hot, blue that hair up again

>>9947032
i seem to have overlooked a pretty important detail...

All in all, life is very boring.

>>9948598
ugh, i wish i could find the article i'm thinking of. i read a bit a while ago about a cop who blew the whistle on his dirty fucking co-worker and was immediately shunned by his other dirty co-workers (the entire police department) to the point that he could be getting shot at and somehow no backup would arrive. b isn't even remotely an option and you're honestly pretty ignorant if you think it is.

and i support option a by being as much of an informed voter as possible and yelling at people when they derp about how polices should be allowed to do anything because our laws, hippies, a bloo bloo bloo. i vote in all elections, even the ones that don't matter. also, there's a somewhat high profile brutality case (cop shot a handcuffed guy in the back on video from multiple angles by a cop*) that i was following, and now that i live right fucking by it i am going to show up to any relevant protests and take up space.

*for bonus points, guess how many polices and affiliates support him and think he should not even be yelled at, let alone fired or sent to jail

>>9948635
It's a pretty safe bet that most people are more attractive when they're younger. And 16 is still legal where I live so I don't think of them as jailbait. Besides, I just like unnatural hair colors and punkishness.

I have to admit the braces kind of suck though.

>>9948635
Bonked a girl with braces a few months back. I would have been suspicious of her age if I hadn't been in her university room...

>>9948700

Gimpy the Mono-Leg Wonder?

>>9948688
Nah. Can't have blue hair if I want to do my job. Consider it a personal sacrifice from me to you. A very special gift.

I find it funny how most of /tg/ is metal heads.... or transexual apparently....

I don't really fit I guess, I'm into metal but I don't dress like that.

Also I have a dick and i want to keep it.

>>9948637

I blame the Shas'o and FUCK DA POLICE shit

>>9948717
try car accident douchebag.

>>9948768

All right, Gimpy. Calm down.

>>9948768
Ah. Pity it only crippled you.

>>9948712
You're an idiot. She must have been underage you fucking pedo.

>>9948709
Option B isn't so bad. You have to get people in there that want to change the way law enforcement works, otherwise nothing will change. And I don't think it's ignorant to actively try to change things, but I'm not the kind to simply throw my hands in the air and give up. It's just hard.

And good for you, officers should be held accountable to the public. I don't know any of the details about what you're referring to, so I don't have any opinion myself, but it's important to know what's going on.

>>9948823
I've known adults with braces. Shit, if you don't keep wearing your retainers, your teeth can move right back to crooked. Then you have to start all over.
Maybe that's what happened with her? Who knows?

>>9948823
Nah. She's 19. Still in regular contact with her. She's a really nice girl, perfect for me in practically every way except she's in love with this guy who is her oldest friend, happy to fuck her but refuses to commit. So she's great for the occasional sexy shenanigans but spends most of her time with him.

OH DEAR WHAT A PITY NEVER MIND!

>>9948834
perhaps it varies by area. but if the problem is "every fucking cop considers 'hey, one cop, do your job correctly or you won't have it any more' to be an assault on the honor of every last cop, one decent one can't make a difference without having that difference immediately canceled by all of the awful ones.

basically law enforcement is fucked until a wide level ass stomping occurs.

:)

>>9948947
It really does depend on the precinct, and the level of law enforcement. You've got local all the way up to federal, and they all have their different track records and "philosophies", if you will. I'm fortunate enough to be in a situation where one of the first things I was told was: "No matter what you do, I never want you to lie for someone else." And then I was told on no uncertain terms that I'd be canned just as quick as whoever I was trying to cover for if I ever did.

It depends, really. But on any level - if people don't trust law enforcement - no matter where I or anyone else works or how discrete the particular organizations are from one another, that's a problem for every single one of us. So I agree, the corruption really does need to stop. Being despised doesn't help us protect anyone.

Genetic conditions that don't show up until late are fun.

>>9949005
Must be tough going through life bald

>>9949103
Maybe he just always shaves his head.

>>9947659

/thread

Lot of you guys been wearing Half-Life shirts. Just pointing that out.

10 - normal yooper kid, adored hockey
13 - shithead who loved camouflage bdus and lighters
16 - shipped off to private school, started on alcoholism
26 - shithead in general

>>9948558
Jennie ?

Age 10: I was a really angry and suicidal kid from lots of troubles with life.

Age 13: Even angrier but to the point that I was just so angry I couldn't imagine killing myself unless I took people with me first. Mom was in jail.

Age 16: After years of working towards controlling my anger I ended up as a pretty chill and calm person. Started working out and growing my hair out. Got some confidence 2.

Current: Almost the exact same hight and weight as when I was 16. I'm pretty confident in my looks. I like to wear suits and dress shirts. currently in a soul crushing job and not sure where life is going. Like most people.

>>9949196
You know, I don't hate you anymore.
I'm a little surprised, but congratulations on having one less person pissed off at you.
sage because I'm not done with the pic.

I am a very hairy person.

>>9949367
my day job is okay, but i can;t help it, Tzeentch don;t help pay my rent!

>>9949389
thats why I went to khorne

>>9949442
but does Khorne offer health care, with dental and eye care, or tuition Reimbursement.

>>9949478
No, but you do get commision for how many skulls you collect for the skull throne

>>9948654
Out of horrified curiosity, I decided to find out what the Anon-talk spam actually says.

Its a death threat. plain and simple. WHAT THE FUCK?

Also, ITT:

http://www.theagitator.com/
http://www.injusticeeverywhere.com/
http://carlosmiller.com/

Among other sites.

age 10 - easygoing nerd kid
age 13 - Jesus is cool kid
age 16 - HURR DURR emo
now (age 19) - I did it for the lulz cuz where we're going we won't need eyes to see

>10 years old, move from Idaho to Florida. Typical goofy north to south conversion...5'0" tall

>Adjusted well, spend the vast majority of my time crawling around the woods, building forts and beating/getting beat with metal homemade weapons. 5'9" tall, sideburns have grown in already

>Joined the Boy Scouts at 14, by 16 I'm close to Eagle. I discovered RPGs through the scouts and now DM games on many of the campouts. 6'2", full beard engaged

>Went and dropped out of college, now a minimum wage stoner who writes songs for local band and still DMs weekly games. 6'4", goatee and Jesus hair

Overall I like how I turned out...

>>9949765
HerpDerp, images are hard.

>>9949763
faggot

>>9949627
You...you're alright

>>9949826
how old is your final, failure form?

>>9949958
oh, I'm 21 now.

>>9943399

>>9948434
Not sure I want to know more...

>>9950053
Oh look, a faggot.

>>9948709
They did all say he goofed and was trying to taze, so he may have made that announcement (True or not) and had them believe him.

>>9950053
I don't see any tits in that picture.

Alright, /tg/

Here's mine. 13 - 16 - Current