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S-Sumimasen!

Imperial Inquisition here!

Are you harboring any mutants, heretics or jews?

No?

Sorry to disturb!!!

>> No.9932241

Well, actually...

>> No.9932260

>jews?
Wat.

>> No.9932262

Get out of here mengy!

>> No.9932274
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>>9932241

Y-yes?

>> No.9932283

>Jews
Now just a fuckin' minute here

>> No.9932287

My rectum is full of mutant Jewish heretics.

>> No.9932299

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?

>> No.9932300

ur sckn 2k dix m8 lol

>> No.9932303
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>>9932287

>> No.9932305

No one is loyal. Everyone is heretic.

>> No.9932310

Show me your lip.

You perhaps have a toothbrush mustache growing, hm?

>> No.9932313

>>9932287

^5 bro

>> No.9932323

>>9932305
Nice try Cultist, now get the fuck out

>> No.9932326

>>9932274
They're.... under the floorboards...

>> No.9932332
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9932332

I have a bunch fascist scum.

>> No.9932336

>Jews

Now wait just a darn minute...

>> No.9932361
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9932361

Interrogator Mengele, what have I told you about appropriate investigative techniques?

>> No.9932364

BITCH!

>> No.9932366
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>>9932287

Someone hand me the melta charge.

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>> No.9932412

>>9932361

Um...never apologise, be forceful and...

shoot first and ask questions later?

>> No.9932440

>>9932368
Jesus Christ, what.

>> No.9932467

>>9932326


Um...really? WOW!

YOU MADE MY DAY!

THANK YOU SO MUCH *KISS*


prepare for exterminatus.

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9932472

This is like the fifth thread in a row, but it's good for a laugh.

>> No.9932481

>>9932440
antisage

>> No.9932485

>>9932467
But there's a problem...

>> No.9932507
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>>9932412
No.

>> No.9932516

>>9932485

No matter, no matter. If anyone else is one this planet, we'll mark them as heretics to be purged as well.

>> No.9932532

>>9932516
Even the Sororitas?

>> No.9932538

>>9932507

Um...ask for a glass of milk then give them the 'jew' and 'rat' speech first?

>> No.9932547

>>9932516
*You* are on this planet. Heretic.

>> No.9932594

>>9932547

We're exempt from this ruling.

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>>9932538
Yes! Very good! And then...?

>> No.9932692

>>9932594
You realize that the Inquisition doesn't look kindly on exterminatus being used so casually, don't you?

>> No.9932696

>>9932610

Ah...then tell them the reward for turning in heretics is we just incinerate their house and not the town with orbital bombardment?

>> No.9932710

>>9932692

I'm-I'm kinda new at this...really.

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>>9932696
We're not savages here, Interrogator. If they come clean then we will simply let things be.

And they can live with the guilt of what they have done.

>> No.9932758

>>9932710
Oh, it shows. It really does. Trying routing out the heretics subtly, without letting every single person on the planet know how long the heretics got away with it. Otherwise you'll encourage more.

>> No.9932787

>Mengy-kun

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT JAPAN

YOU DONT TAKE ONE OF THE MOST CRUEL MONSTROUS MEN OF HISTORY AND MAKE HIM KAWAII

>> No.9932827

>>9932787
The Japanese do this way too often.
In their defense the SS DID dress awful snazzy.

>> No.9932843

>>9932787
Why not? Now when you capture him you can give him hideous facial burns and scarring, before imprisoning him until death.

>> No.9932860

>>9932744

Oh. Does that mean I can't graft them to the penitent engine?

>>9932758

But-but the Grey Knights get to exterminatus EVERYONE.

It's no fair!

>> No.9932861

>>9932787

they'd make a moeblob children's show out of Unit 731 if enough of 'em found out about it.

>> No.9932863

>>9932843
Actually, I've been needing to give tribute to Slaanesh...

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>>9932787
Hell they even turned one the worst naval battles in the pacific "KAWAII"

>> No.9932894

>>9932368
Who let this heretical sack of garbage out onto Holy Terra?

>> No.9932921

>>9932894
Just, uh, give that one over to me. I'm authorized and stuff.

>> No.9932943

>>9932921
In a minute. Haven't finished with the hammer.

>> No.9932965

>>9932894
He/she lived long before you
wait...is he/she a boy or a girl?
possible slaaneshi

>> No.9932971

>>9932943
Hammer? You softening her up for me?

It is a "her," right? Nevermind. I guess it doesn't matter.

>> No.9932995

trollplaying shit reported. Shitdingo the Turd level.

>> No.9933028

>>9932971
... "her" will be about right when I'm done.

...damnit, my sander has clogged up again. Eh, wouldn't want to overdo it. I'm not exactly a professional. Here you go. Oh, and these bits.

>> No.9933050

>>9932995
I haven't been doing this for a while. Did something happen?

>> No.9933064

>>9933050
Not really. Just another textbook example of the genus "Whinus Anonymous."

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>>9932943
>hammer
That better be a force-hammer.

>> No.9933088

>>9933064
Ah, alright. Seriously, though. "She" is a Nazi loyalist. I'm a jewish Traitor Marine. This is a good time to fade to black.

>> No.9933114

>>9933084
Closer to a meat tenderiser, actually. You don't want to overdo it. Death is a kind of escape.

>> No.9933133

>>9933084
I've seen you before. Didn't you have a little friend?

>> No.9933138

>>9933114
Force meat-tenderizer, then.
Also, I got your tyranid space-weed.

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>>9933133
Maaaaaaybe. Why?

>> No.9933421

>>9933339
Pretty sure I was pissed at this one guy. I was going to use him as an offering or something. He claimed to be my father?

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>>9933138
Thought you would. When I get some time, we'll have to go shopping.

Damn kids! Get outta my cloning facility!

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>>9933421
Oh. Haxtes? He's got an electrified riot shield now, he's not little.

>>9933423
>picture
>my face

>> No.9933710

>>9933462
That's him, huh? Well, I'm a chaos space marine and good enough to be Abaddon's PR guy. Excuse me while I shake in my damn boots.

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>>9932921
Papers? Can't give you permission without papers.

>> No.9933742

>>9933720
You're late. All ready got that one. Later, too.

>> No.9933789

>>9933742
Well then, go along to your Inquisitor or something. I can't go about helping Acolytes all day.

>> No.9933799

>>9933789
Oh. Sure. Hey, could I have some paperclips? I need them for... something.

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>>9933799
Paperclips? Paperclips. I have them around here somewhere...


Ah, right here. Now shove off, I've work to do.

>> No.9933998

>>9933945
Alright, thanks.

Tarvus, you see that little piss-ant friend of yours, you tell him I want to get a hold of him.

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