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S-Sumimasen!Imperial Inquisition here!Are you harboring any mutants, heretics or jews?No?Sorry to disturb!!!
Well, actually...
>jews?Wat.
Get out of here mengy!
>>9932241Y-yes?
>JewsNow just a fuckin' minute here
My rectum is full of mutant Jewish heretics.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?
ur sckn 2k dix m8 lol
>>9932287
No one is loyal. Everyone is heretic.
Show me your lip.You perhaps have a toothbrush mustache growing, hm?
>>9932287^5 bro
>>9932305Nice try Cultist, now get the fuck out
>>9932274They're.... under the floorboards...
I have a bunch fascist scum.
>JewsNow wait just a darn minute...
Interrogator Mengele, what have I told you about appropriate investigative techniques?
BITCH!
>>9932287Someone hand me the melta charge.
>>9932361Um...never apologise, be forceful and...shoot first and ask questions later?
>>9932368Jesus Christ, what.
>>9932326Um...really? WOW!YOU MADE MY DAY!THANK YOU SO MUCH *KISS*prepare for exterminatus.
This is like the fifth thread in a row, but it's good for a laugh.
>>9932440antisage
>>9932467But there's a problem...
>>9932412No.
>>9932485No matter, no matter. If anyone else is one this planet, we'll mark them as heretics to be purged as well.
>>9932516Even the Sororitas?
>>9932507Um...ask for a glass of milk then give them the 'jew' and 'rat' speech first?
>>9932516*You* are on this planet. Heretic.
>>9932547We're exempt from this ruling.
>>9932538Yes! Very good! And then...?
>>9932594You realize that the Inquisition doesn't look kindly on exterminatus being used so casually, don't you?
>>9932610Ah...then tell them the reward for turning in heretics is we just incinerate their house and not the town with orbital bombardment?
>>9932692I'm-I'm kinda new at this...really.
>>9932696We're not savages here, Interrogator. If they come clean then we will simply let things be. And they can live with the guilt of what they have done.
>>9932710Oh, it shows. It really does. Trying routing out the heretics subtly, without letting every single person on the planet know how long the heretics got away with it. Otherwise you'll encourage more.
>Mengy-kunGOD FUCKING DAMMIT JAPANYOU DONT TAKE ONE OF THE MOST CRUEL MONSTROUS MEN OF HISTORY AND MAKE HIM KAWAII
>>9932787The Japanese do this way too often.In their defense the SS DID dress awful snazzy.
>>9932787Why not? Now when you capture him you can give him hideous facial burns and scarring, before imprisoning him until death.
>>9932744Oh. Does that mean I can't graft them to the penitent engine?>>9932758But-but the Grey Knights get to exterminatus EVERYONE.It's no fair!
>>9932787they'd make a moeblob children's show out of Unit 731 if enough of 'em found out about it.
>>9932843Actually, I've been needing to give tribute to Slaanesh...
>>9932787Hell they even turned one the worst naval battles in the pacific "KAWAII"
>>9932368Who let this heretical sack of garbage out onto Holy Terra?
>>9932894Just, uh, give that one over to me. I'm authorized and stuff.
>>9932921In a minute. Haven't finished with the hammer.
>>9932894He/she lived long before youwait...is he/she a boy or a girl?possible slaaneshi
>>9932943Hammer? You softening her up for me?It is a "her," right? Nevermind. I guess it doesn't matter.
trollplaying shit reported. Shitdingo the Turd level.
>>9932971... "her" will be about right when I'm done....damnit, my sander has clogged up again. Eh, wouldn't want to overdo it. I'm not exactly a professional. Here you go. Oh, and these bits.
>>9932995I haven't been doing this for a while. Did something happen?
>>9933050Not really. Just another textbook example of the genus "Whinus Anonymous."
>>9932943>hammerThat better be a force-hammer.
>>9933064Ah, alright. Seriously, though. "She" is a Nazi loyalist. I'm a jewish Traitor Marine. This is a good time to fade to black.
>>9933084Closer to a meat tenderiser, actually. You don't want to overdo it. Death is a kind of escape.
>>9933084I've seen you before. Didn't you have a little friend?
>>9933114Force meat-tenderizer, then. Also, I got your tyranid space-weed.
>>9933133Maaaaaaybe. Why?
>>9933339Pretty sure I was pissed at this one guy. I was going to use him as an offering or something. He claimed to be my father?
>>9933138Thought you would. When I get some time, we'll have to go shopping.Damn kids! Get outta my cloning facility!
>>9933421Oh. Haxtes? He's got an electrified riot shield now, he's not little.>>9933423>picture>my face
>>9933462That's him, huh? Well, I'm a chaos space marine and good enough to be Abaddon's PR guy. Excuse me while I shake in my damn boots.
>>9932921Papers? Can't give you permission without papers.
>>9933720You're late. All ready got that one. Later, too.
>>9933742Well then, go along to your Inquisitor or something. I can't go about helping Acolytes all day.
>>9933789Oh. Sure. Hey, could I have some paperclips? I need them for... something.
>>9933799Paperclips? Paperclips. I have them around here somewhere...Ah, right here. Now shove off, I've work to do.
>>9933945Alright, thanks.Tarvus, you see that little piss-ant friend of yours, you tell him I want to get a hold of him.