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Hey guys, it's me, Elminster. I heard you like girls more than boys, so I arranged to have myself changed into this. I hope you enjoy!

I'm also gonna help you out by changing most other NPC's in your favorite RPG's into hot chicks, as a little present

>> No.9914032

Go away, Elminister.

>> No.9914041
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9914041

Fuck you Elminster, Mystra has a new BFF.

>> No.9914046

NO

>> No.9914053

Elmenster, change back into a man and change drizzt into a form more becoming of his race's feminine nature.

>> No.9914063

Question: what does Mystra actually look like? Anyone?

>> No.9914096
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9914096

>>9914053

Pfff, that's easy. Give me a real challenge.

>> No.9914105
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9914105

If Elminster can Polymorph Self, why not put a permanence effect on her and then throw her slutty ass in a pit full of live dildo-cobras.

Oh god no don't ask.

>> No.9914110

>>9914063

It depends, which of her two-three incarnations? Also she's dead now, so I don't think it matters.

>> No.9914118
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9914118

>>9914063

I've seen two images.

1/2

>> No.9914130
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9914130

2/2

These are different images of the same form, though.

>> No.9914141

>>9914130

She is so 90s she can wear a leather jacket in a fantasy realm?

>> No.9914156

>>9914105

Edwin gained great renown in his travels with <CHARNAME>, and in the years following their association he would exploit that infamy. In time he achieved enough influence to subjugate even the Red Wizards themselves, becoming the greatest leader they had known in recent memory. Very recent memory, it turns out, as he was deposed scant days later. Such is the brief nature of conquerors in Thay, practically lining up for their turn in power. His only notable appearance following this embarrassment was in battle with Elminster of Shadowdale himself, a short affair that saw the end of Edwin's existence in the Realms. Edwina, however, tends bar in a Waterdeep tavern. She is a bitter, bitter woman.

>> No.9914157

>>9914130
Christ that is fugly

>> No.9914159

>>9914110
And there's been no fanart of Xiombarg masturbating on her corpse?

For shame.

>> No.9914182
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>>9914156
So...Elminster is going around turning people into hot bitches for the lulz?

You know, I think I like this guy. Girl. Whatever.

>> No.9914191

>>9914182

Pretty much. And yes, I approve

>> No.9914200

>>9914105

Good luck getting Permanency to stick on a level-bajillion archmage. He/she may LIKE dildocobras though.

>> No.9914213

>>9914026
Oh man, Hallow Hallow was grade-A fap material

>> No.9914238
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9914238

>>9914156
O HAI

>> No.9914244

You know, Elminster actually looks pretty good for a... what? 1260-some-year-old Wizard?

>> No.9914269

>>9914238

Her face is crooked. Look at the circlet.

>> No.9914286

>>9914063
If you can find a picture of Midnight from the Shadowdale trilogy, that is what she looks like.

During the time of troubles Mystra was killed and Midknight took her place.

>> No.9914289

>>9914244

He... she... can look any way they damn want. It's magic, bitches.

>> No.9914292

>>9914269
That pic is shooped, but there should be an actual in-game portrait of Edwina. Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity, anyone?

>> No.9914310

>>9914200
Nobody likes dildocobra. It is the most evil creature ever created.

>> No.9914319

>>9914292

Were there alternat portraits for if you got one? Huh, never found that out.

>> No.9914330

>>9914026
Am I right in thinking Elminster is just a shitty author insert?

>> No.9914368

>>9914330

Yeah, sort of. Ed Greenwood's DMPC

>> No.9914393

>>9914292
>That pic is shooped

Yes. That was my point. It is a shoop of poor quality.

>> No.9914468

No more requests, gentlemen? I'm disappointed.

>> No.9914474

>>9914468
I request a picture of Elminster getting jumped on by a fucking ogre while Mystra laughs.

>> No.9914478

>>9914468

King Azoun as a girl. Khelben Blackstaff as a woman.

>> No.9914503

>Hey guys, it's me, Elminster. I heard you like girls more than boys
Actually, we like girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys.

>> No.9914538

>>9914503
FUCK YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>> No.9914552
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9914552

>>9914503

>> No.9914558
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9914558

>>9914478

Way too easy. Here's Azunia (I had to shave off a few years)

>> No.9914561

Does anyone have OP's pic in its original resolution?

>> No.9914569

>>9914558

Da-yamn, that's rather hot. Hmmm. Vanderghast as a sexy wizardess.

>> No.9914570
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9914570

>>9914478

And Khela. She acts like she's never done this herself, lying slut.

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9914583

>>9914561

I don't, but I've seen it posted before and this one is slightly larger I think?

>> No.9914588

>>9914561
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/458cf616099eb54effedb0fe492acf6b4a040132-937863-1772-2476-jpg/186582-109

>> No.9914591

jesus elminster put some fucking clothes on

>> No.9914605

>>9914591
No. Put some _normal_ clothes on.

>> No.9914611
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9914611

>>9914583
>>9914588

Thanks Anon!

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9914616

>>9914605
That IS normal for FANTASY women!

>> No.9914635
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9914635

>>9914569

A bit tricky. Again there has to be de-aging involved, unless you're a prune lover. Now don't get me wrong, some people like their "mature" loving, but if you can fix it why not?

Vanna was a bit reluctant at first, but I think she's warming up to it!

>> No.9914654

Would you gently caress me? I'd totally gently caress me.

>> No.9914681

I think Fzoul Chembryl and Lord Manshoon are up for it.

>> No.9914712

We've already done Drizzit- How about Wulfgar, too?

>> No.9914722
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>>9914681

Ew, the evil part. Well, I suppose fighting against the Zhentarim would be a bit more enjoyable with some more feminine appeal involved (that harpy they have running their keep nonwithstanding).

Unfortunately I can't keep the beard on old Fzoul, so I relocated it... elsewhere. See if you can find it!

>> No.9914724

You embarrass me, /tg/.

>> No.9914737

>>9914616

normal to expose the stomach AND the femoral artery for wandering monsters to nom on. and to think about all the bacteria that collects in those steel panties. the yeast infections alone would surely render such a woman completely useless in battle.

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>>9914681
As for Manshoon, mister gimp-mask cheap-Vader-knockoff really could use a makeover.

I kept some of the S&M theme because it's SO much more appealing with some nice curves underneath.

>> No.9914749

>>9914737

Queen's Blade isn't really concerned with realism or practicality.

In before Cattleya

>> No.9914755

>>9914724

You're embarassed. I'm fapping my cock raw.

>> No.9914759

Elaith Craulnober could be interesting.

>> No.9914761
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9914761

>>9914749
In during vastly superior.

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9914770

>>9914712

Ah, a classic barbarian. Very popular subject I must say, and very gratifying to do.

>> No.9914791

>>9914026
This a joke, right?. I mean, really Elminster is now a female?.
Pic if that is true.

>> No.9914806
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9914806

>>9914759

Everyone loves elves, and Elaith is a nice enough chap. Funny how elf names often work just as well on a female as on a male?

Don't worry, she's not drow, she just tans well.

Very well.

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9914824

best Celestial ever

>> No.9914828

Artemis Entreri just attempted to sneak by. I think he went that way!

>> No.9914839

What about Jander Sunstar or Kelemvor Lyonsbane.

Or Cyric himself.

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9914848

>>9914824
Fuck yeah Nanael.

>> No.9914872

Too much animu. Try the same with western art and we'll see.

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9914893

>>9914828

Silly assassins, it's not like I can't hit him anyway!

You know, Artemis is a girl's name anyway. And I bet her relationship with Drizzt is about to become a lot more interesting.

>> No.9914903

>>9914872
Boohoo.

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>>9914839

>Jander Sunstar

Elf vampires... what will they think of next, eh?

Well, I'd much prefer having a comely lass than a man suck my life's blood, so consider it done.

>Kelemvor
>Cyric

The gods are a bit beyond my power, I fear. Yes, hard to believe sometimes.

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9915040

I get to break this out now yay!

>> No.9915098

I'm open for more, dear gentlemen. Not limited to the Realms either, my magic can touch other RPG settings.

>> No.9915103

>>9915098

Tanis Half elven.

Or Raist. He'd be funny for it.

>> No.9915105

Fapping doesn't always have to be done in public.

>> No.9915122

>>9915105
I always fap in public.

>> No.9915125

>>9914368

Ed Greenwood's original, first FR character (and closest to being an author insert) would be Mirt. Human, 90-some years old with the age of somebody half that thanks to longevity potions, is fantastically and ridiculously wealthy, and raised a girl from infancy. Said girl reached about 14-15, seduced him, and then he married her shortly afterward. Said girl is also described as being impossibly slender and acrobatic (in one book, she dangles an apple in front of her mouth with her feet, for example), and their sex life is repeatedly alluded to. Oh, and Mirt is also quite obese yet clad in finery much of the time, and a secret ruler of the city he lives in.

>> No.9915210

i am reading >>9914588 right now while having
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYunQCkW8HQ playing in the background its fucking bad ass!

>> No.9915303
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9915303

>>9915103

Tania looks a bit edgy, but I bet she'd loosen up if treated right...

>> No.9915349

Caramon Majere

Steel Brightblade

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9915378

>>9915349

Steel is another of those names that works equally well for a chick.

And yeah, maybe now she won't get her dumb butt killed immediately?

>> No.9915394
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9915394

Don't suppose you could do Karl Franz whilst you're at it?

>> No.9915404

rule 34 on Helm

>> No.9915482
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9915482

>>9915394

Karl-boy seems a bit heavily armored for my taste. Let's fix that penis issue, and set her up with some magical armor that protects just as well.

Now she's all ready to go ride that griffon.

>>9915404

You want to see a god naked? Er. Not my area.

>> No.9915485

>>9914200
Level 4 archmage, level 20 mage, level 3 fighter/thief

>> No.9915504

>>9915404
Helm would be far too manly. even as a girl.

>> No.9915536

>>9915504

and of all the shit gods they had to kill the only awesome one off

>> No.9915556

>>9915536
They killed helm off?

But he was so damn badass...

>> No.9915558

>>9915556

yeah

>> No.9915585

This thread makes my penis happy.

More of this.

>> No.9915663

Right, more requests? I'm getting bored and fondling my tits here.

>> No.9915684

do Pun-Pun

>> No.9915736

Malekith

>> No.9915786
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9915786

>>9915736

Very easy one. She still wants to fuck her mother, of course. Those whacky dark elves.

>> No.9915799

magnus calgar

>> No.9915822

>>9915799

HAVE YOU ACKNOWLEDGED HIM AS YOUR SPIRITUAL LIEGE? Seriously though it's Marneus.

>> No.9915846

>>9915786
Actually, a female Malekith should still be withered and burned.

>> No.9915881

>>9915846

He just need better skin care. Lotion does wonders.

>> No.9916045

>>9915786
Hey, if all your female relatives were hot and eternally youthful, and there was a very low chance of conception, and there was no cultural taboo against it...

>> No.9916153

Jon Irenicus

>> No.9916174
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9916174

>>9914026
GIVE ME BACK MY DRESS!

>> No.9916201
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>>9916174

No

*Zzap*

>> No.9916242

>>9916153

Elminster would turn into that elf queen he wants to bone. For lulz

>> No.9917048
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9917048

>>9916174

CANNOT UNSEE

>> No.9918428

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ELMINSTER!

TURN YOURSELF BACK RIGHT NOW!

AND ALL THESE OTHER GUYS TOO!

>> No.9919245

>>9918428
Oh god no. HAve them change back into men's clothing first. Otherwise. . . *Shudders*

>> No.9919288

>>9916201
You can't make (9) any dumber... its impossible to make that post any stupider

>> No.9919303
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9919303

Uh...Helm? Helm, what are you- OH SHI-

>> No.9919326

>>9919303

0_0

I...I don't know whether to fap or to scream.

>> No.9919353

Sauce?

>> No.9919379

>>9919303

IT IS GLORIOUS.

Da-yamn, that girl's really getting into it. I like her expression. That says she's totally loving it.

>> No.9919393

>>9919303
Is fem helm... Is... is she defending those penises?

>> No.9919404

>>9919303

I... what. Please tell me that's just a pun filename.

>> No.9919414

>>9919393

I can't hear you, too busy jacking to it.

Hey, guys, can I have a turn when you're done?

>> No.9919429

I love you, /tg/.

>> No.9919476

>>9919303

/thread/

>> No.9919561

>>9919303

So wrong, yet so hot.

>> No.9919590

>>9919303
What STD's cause warts on penus?

>> No.9919605

>>9919590

Hope she make that Fort save.

...What's a good DC for pregnancy?

>> No.9919639

>>9919605

DC 30.

...
...
...

I rolled a 1.

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9919655

>>9914026
GAHAHA THIS THREAD PLEASES ME GREATLY.

Sadly, this is the only rule 63 i can contribute with at the moment.

>> No.9919660

>>9919605
I'd make it a percentile. Penalties for age categories on either side of Adult, and for any contraceptive methods [if available] used.

Not something I'd ever use, though.

>> No.9919675

>>9919660

Straight Fortitude save sounds best, honestly.

>> No.9919704

Reported for weeaboo elf ears.

>> No.9919711

>>9919655

AHHHHH FUCK DAVID HAYTER

>> No.9919712

Elminster, give a brotha a female version of Tempus up in here.

Golden armor, dual horses, flaming sword, the whole bit. But with a killer rack.

>> No.9919720

>>9919704

U mad?

>> No.9919736

Demogorgon.

>> No.9919781

>>9919736

...Drizzt?

>> No.9919803
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9919803

>>9919781

Forgot the pic.

>> No.9919834
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9919834

>>9919803

What. The. Fuck.

Okay- Here's Cyric pre-Godhood.

>> No.9919842

>>9919781
Huh?

>> No.9919853

When did we cross the line to out-and-out porn? Just asking.

>> No.9919863

>>9919842

The pic beneath that is Drizzit, I believe?

>> No.9919887

>>9919853
Shitty censored porn at that. Totally unusable.

>> No.9919898

>>9919887

Says you.

>> No.9919904

If I was a drawfag I'd do real Rule 63 of all this. I mean, it would be pretty cool, seeing a rule 63 D&D universe.

>> No.9919945

>>9919863
Underneath what? I was requesting Elminster to turn Demogorgon female.

>> No.9919967

>>9919945

Female Demogorgon...Would she still have two heads? Might be hard. Maybe identical demon twins?

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9919976

This thread needs to be hit with a mace !

>> No.9919999
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9919999

>>9919976

Not anymore.

>> No.9920032

>>9914026
I'd indulge that old man.

>> No.9920047

>>9919999

Ohhhhh, *yeahhhh*.

>> No.9920139
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9920139

"Ach! Hans, Run!"

>> No.9920344

>>9919967

Demogorgon canonically has a female incarnation.

It... It's a little girl.

>> No.9920480

You realize the OP just picked random pictures from his folder, right? RIGHT?

>> No.9920507

>>9920139
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

On a side note, best flavur taxt evor

>> No.9920534

>>9920344
YOU MAKE THAT SHIT UP

>> No.9920791

>>9920534

No, it's true. He has a form called "The Child" which is a little girl. Also in Mystara Demogorgon is a female

>> No.9921054

>>9920791

Pics or it didn't happen.

>> No.9921183

>>9921054

I don't think there were ever any pics made, just text references.

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