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[ERROR] No.9883682 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

hey /tg/ how do you make custom banners in DoW?

cause I want to add the soviet hammer and sickle to the Tau's banner to make them a more natural communist army.

-pic unrelated.

>> No.9883769

>>9883682
lol I dunno

>> No.9883794

>>9883769
that doesn't help at all.

>> No.9883810

>>9883794
regardless post more slime girls.

>> No.9883820

>>9883810
fine...

>> No.9883835

>> No.9883858

Just fucking google it.

>> No.9883861

>> No.9883887

>>9883858
that makes sense. May I still post slime girls for /tg/?

>> No.9883924

>>9883887
SIGH... If you must.

>> No.9883936

>>9883924
you make it sound like a bad thing.

>> No.9883945

>> No.9883963

The shit we have to fap to...

>> No.9883964

>> No.9883986

>>9883963
well think of it like this. You could actually fuck a slime girl and have your dick melted off by their acid.

>> No.9883999

>> No.9884008

>> No.9884019

>>9883986
Oh please. Slime girls are not ACIDIC.

They're just full of various enzymes which break down flesh into it's constituent chemicals and then reform them into more slime.

It's how they reproduce.

>> No.9884022

Two slimegirl threads in two days? Oh u, /tg/.

>> No.9884023

FUN FACT- these were all drawn in japan.

>> No.9884037

More monster girls, devil bug if you have it.

>> No.9884049

>>9884022
Ah the man who supplied all of my slime girls.

We meet again.

>> No.9884060

>>9884019
Basic version: they turn your dick into the new slime girl.

>> No.9884077

>>9884023
Japan, a wonderful monsterfucking culture.

>> No.9884080

>>9884060
Or just You.

SINCE IT IS MY FETISH, IT MUST BE TRUE.

>> No.9884087

>>9884023
good ol' japan. Anything for a laugh, huh?

>> No.9884089

>>9884023

WHAT THE FUCK! DID SHE DIGEST HIM?!

SAD STORY BRO!

>> No.9884091

>> No.9884105

How come there are always goo girls but I have never seen one goo guy ;-;

>> No.9884108

>>9884089
parts of him.

and damn I'm out of slime girls. Guess I'll supply a couple of dragon borns...

>> No.9884127

>>9883682
I did this and I made the mountain dew logo the emblem on my space marines and I made them green and red and they were the best army ever and I wish I had screenshots.

>> No.9884128

>>9884108
nah, go to monster girls. at least thats semi-related.

>> No.9884130

>>9884105
you WANT to see a goo guy? Gay >.>

>> No.9884153

>>9884128
eh a bit lacking in the monster girl department, best I have is a monster raping a girl.

>> No.9884164

>>9884108
>>9884130

MOAR!

>> No.9884181

>>9884153

I say... is that a Steel Predator deep-dicking a half-elf loli? I fucking love /tg/

>> No.9884188

>>9884089
"digest" is a bit too strong of word.

Burned the fuck out of yeah.

>> No.9884192

>>9884089
nah. he's just hallucinating.

>> No.9884194

>>9884153
I'm sorry but rape is illegal. Enjoy your jail time.

>> No.9884204

>>9884164
as you wish.

>>9884181
good lord that's what it is?! Well now I know what to search for.

>> No.9884218

Wait, someone say goo girl?

>> No.9884227

>>9884105
Uh, is this close enough? He kind of just sticks to tentacles though.

>> No.9884230

fuck I need to save up more porn... now all I have left is shitty old cultist.

>> No.9884245

>> No.9884250

make a
banner
change the size to 64x96
apply alpha channel
save as .tga file
done
put it in your dawn of war/banners/ folder and you are good

>> No.9884259

>>9884230
sauce

>> No.9884270

>>9884227
Sauce on comic?

DragonFest?

>> No.9884273

>>9884259
hell if I know I just supply.

>> No.9884274

>>9884227
Also, goo girls get drawn underaged looking waaay too often.

There are some pages missing, I'm afraid

>> No.9884285

>>9884227
Sauce me. NOW.

>> No.9884307

>> No.9884320

>>9884274
Sorry for the delays, it's a bit disorganized so I'm trying to figure out the order.

>> No.9884337

>>9884320
keep going good man! :O

I shall just keep up the cultist

>> No.9884338

>>9884320
It's cute though, they're a happy couple.

>> No.9884349

>> No.9884358

>>9884338
He's just no good at the tentacle monster gig.

>> No.9884379

>>9884358
See how polite he is?

>> No.9884415

>> No.9884424

>>9884379
Ok, this next bunch might be a bit muddled on order. Figure it out yourself!

>> No.9884437

>>9884424
Like a porn jigsaw.

>> No.9884450

>>9884437
Consensual tentacle sex is the best tentacle sex.

>> No.9884463

>>9884450

>> No.9884464

goddamnit /tg/ I can't keep fapping like this it'll break my penis or I'll go blind or something

can't we go a couple hours without porn

>> No.9884467

>> No.9884476

>>9884464
>>9884463
No, Break your penis.

>> No.9884490

>>9884476
And this is it I think.

>> No.9884519

rolled 1186307318 = 1186307318

>>9884490
How about we dump the body into the river, ok?

>> No.9884522

>> No.9884548

>> No.9884558

alright fuck it cultist sucks. I'm not going to keep bumping up a thread with just cultist pics...

>> No.9884559

>>9884464
If you aren't getting friction tearing from all the masturbation you'll never become a real man.

MACHO MEN HAVE SCARS ON THEIR DICK. BITCHES LOVE RIDGES.

>> No.9884569

>>9884558
we need more dragonborn porn... where's gecko when you need em eh?

>> No.9884572

>>9884338
>>9884320
>>9884358
>>9884424
>>9884437
>>9884450
>>9884463
>>9884476
>>9884490

I fucking love luckypan...

>> No.9884579

rolled 424731674 = 424731674

>>9884559
Real men soak their penis in a fine wine to ease the burns.

>> No.9884598

>>9884572
FAP NID MAN! OUR SAVIOR IS HERE!

>> No.9884618

>>9884572
plus you still owe me a picture of dragonborn x tyranids.

>> No.9884630

Hey, since we're on the topic of tentacles: does anyone know what happened to that "tentacle dungeon" game?

pic related, its the only pic i can find of it.

>> No.9884631

>>9884572

Why are I am surprised?

/r/ing your avatar as a fine connoisseur of pornographic works.

>> No.9884673

>>9884476
SACRIFICE YOUR NUTBLADDER ON THE ALTAR OF SLAANESH

>> No.9884681

sir the porn levels in this thread are dying out!

>> No.9884696

>>9884618
>>9884598
>>9884631

D: as much as I'd love to draw, I have to be taking my leave real soon. long day ahead tomorrow.

7am-11am work
12pm - god knows when setting up and directing a show (IE audio engineer. second job)

>> No.9884707

>>9884681
NO, THIS CANNOT BE!

>> No.9884714

>>9884696
DAMN YOU LIAR AND YOU ACTUALLY HAVING A LIFE! Isn't /tg/ important to you?!

>> No.9884715

And i died for this.

>> No.9884721

>>9884630
The author abandoned it after he got bored of it.

>> No.9884724

>>9884707

>> No.9884738

>>9884724
The porn must flow!

>> No.9884775

Oh slimegirls. One minute slimy dickings, then BAM

>> No.9884793

>>9884721
i can only find that one pic of it but his blog implies he got at least to the 8th. anyone know where i can find my missing 7+?

>> No.9884808

>>9884714

Yeah it is o3o.

Sadly duty comes before fun.. :/ I gotta make money

Tho my second job does count as being fun. going to concerts for free is good shit

Have some Blissy tits

>> No.9884825

>>9884793
Author is Bobbydando, they're all on his hentai foundry IIRC. Along with many more delicious morsels.

>> No.9884828

>>9884738

>> No.9884848

>>9884828

>> No.9884863

>>9884707
you like this girl yes?

>> No.9884872

>>9884863

>> No.9884885

>>9884872

>> No.9884902

>>9884825
i checked there, i could only find that one of his. D: could someone post them if they find them? im sure they'd be appreciated here by more than just myself.

>> No.9884904

>>9884885

>> No.9884927

>>9884904

>> No.9884948

>>9884927

>> No.9884962

>>9884948

>> No.9884973

>>9884962

>> No.9884980

>>9884863
>>9884872
>>9884885
>>9884904
>>9884927
>>9884948
>>9884962
Got a mediafire/rs/megaupload link?

>> No.9884985

>>9884337
Which artist is this? I recognize this style.

>> No.9884990

>>9884902
NEVER MIND
just had to fiddle with the stupid filters and BAM
fucktons of awesomeness.

>> No.9884999

>>9884973
nipple fucking is awwwright.

>> No.9885002

>>9884902
=|

>> No.9885017

>>9884980
no but I'll tell you where you can get it after I'm done posting them.

>> No.9885024

>>9884130
yes :<

>> No.9885033

>>9885017

>> No.9885056

>>9885033

>> No.9885074

>>9885056

>> No.9885081

>>9884985

you can't fucking detect Chink?

>> No.9885087

>>9885074

>> No.9885106

>> No.9885118

>>9885081
I don't usually keep track of artists and I figured it out the moment you posted.

>> No.9885122

half way done

>> No.9885135

>>9885122

>> No.9885186

>>9885135

>> No.9885209

>>9885186

>> No.9885224

>>9885209

>> No.9885241

>>9885224

>> No.9885252

>>9885241

>> No.9885254

>>9883887
i have found my new fetish. thanks anon

>> No.9885276

>>9885254
lol no problem

>> No.9885278

>>9885252
>>POLLINATE ME
>POLLINATE ME WITH YOUR CUM
....Goddamn japanese.

>> No.9885294

>>9885278
you're only mad because it got you aroused.

>> No.9885301

>>9885254

Agreed, but where can I find more?

>> No.9885310

>>9885278

what's so wrong with that metaphor?

It's pretty common.

>> No.9885346

>>9885301
well this is the last picture of it so I shall now post link to it and all doujins of said author.

to doujin posted : http://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?id=3840

prequel to doujin posted : http://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?id=3564

other doujins:
http://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?id=4104

http://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?id=3709


http://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?id=3705

>> No.9885363

>>9885346

post 19 plz

>> No.9885366

>>9885346
enjoy comrades!

>> No.9885368

>>9885278
Betting you're a virgin or only done it once or twice.
You'll say some of the weirdest shit during sex that afterwards you'll be thinking "Why the fuck did I say that?".

>> No.9885384

>>9885363
oh shit didn't notice

>> No.9885390

>>9883682
Seeing that this is a fetish thread, I have a confession to make.

I get off on Garrus/Femshep porn, even the written ones.

I don't know why.

I'm male.

>> No.9885399

>>9885390
who doesn't dude? most people are in it for garrus anyway gay or straight

>> No.9885417

>>9883945
How is she crying?

>> No.9885423

>>9885390

Awwww we just had a fetish confession thing the other day, do we really need two of those in close succession?

>> No.9885427

>>9885423
yes, yes we do.

>> No.9885429

>>9885423
People have to confess their fetishes in /tg/?

>> No.9885442

I have a fetish where instead of kissing people I like I lick them.

>> No.9885449

>>9885423
yes :3

>> No.9885453

>>9885429
see
>>9885427

why not? If we all come to the same board, might as well get to know each other like family

>> No.9885465

>>9885346
>all but one have megaupload links
Hell yeah! JDownloader do your thing!!

Thanks for the links, I'll keep an eye out for O4U now.

>> No.9885476

>>9885390
Garrus/FemShep forever, man.

Just like Tali/ManShep.

>> No.9885479

>>9885465
any time comrade

I can find another one of my favorites for /tg/ if you want

>> No.9885494

>>9885476
is it possible to get a garrus/tali...

>> No.9885503

so about those banners...

>> No.9885505

I thoroughly enjoy BE, as well as any transformation.

Probably came from watching Beast Wars as a kid.

>> No.9885506

>>9885453

So....what your saying is that your parents know your fetishes?

>> No.9885519

Fetish confession thread? Fine.

I tend to get off on anything not involving male anal penetration or guro so long as its well drawn/written. Even then...furry, slime, giantess, you name it. Just as long as its well rendered and interesting.

My fetish is good quality?

>> No.9885530

>>9885506
GOOD FRIENDS THEN, fuck wtf do you want me to say man?

>> No.9885549

>>9885503
What about em?

>> No.9885565

>>9885423
Yesterday's thread was shitty, though, and filled with I CAN PSYCHOLOGY blowhards who tried to make us feel bad about being a bunch of sick fucks. And because I was horribly depressed yesterday anyway one of them succeeded so let's skip the self-righteous bullshit today.

>> No.9885573

>>9885530

Hey I'm just saying.....it was a weird phrase to use given the circumstances.

>> No.9885588

>>9885573
eh

>> No.9885591

>>9885476
There is ONE short story where Garrus and Tali decided that they wouldn't fight for the love of Femshep.

Femshep agrees.

>> No.9885601

alright I just can't fucking do it. I'm guessing no one has a pre made soviet banner for DoW eh?

>> No.9885611

I'm down with most fetishes, at least the mild versions of them. I am also into some things that I have trouble finding.

Examples
Chubby Asian
Smoke pot + sex

There is some out there, but I can't find a good amount of it

>> No.9885613

THAT IS OUR ELF

GIVE HER BACK
YOU ARE A GIANT

IT WON'T EVEN FIT IN THERE

>> No.9885616

>>9885399

Honestly Garrus is alright, but Mordin, that dude is a total bro, he looked up bunches of info to help me get my sex on with Tali, Garrus never did anything like that.

>> No.9885621

bump. there needs to be lots more porn on /tg/. LOTS more.

>> No.9885622

>>9885503
http://rakrent.com/rtsc/html/dow02.htm

First result for "dawn of war banners" in Google, for fuck's sake.

Next time you want to start a monstergirl thread just fucking start one.

>> No.9885637

Fat chick
Chubbies
Skinny chicks if they have real big tits.
Impregnation and pregnancy
submissive women
and I wish I had a real big dick and hyper masculine body.

>> No.9885645

>>9885622
nah dude that wasn't OP, if you went on up you'de see OP just went to google himself but felt like sharing porn.

>> No.9885654

>>9885611
Predator porn.

There's some out there but it's mostly gay and that makes me a sad pyode amedha.

>> No.9885666

>>9885616
Mordin is easily the best charecter in the game. Anybody who can suggest a book of sex positions involving biotics is awesome

>> No.9885682

>>9885666 Mordin is easily the best charecter in the game

I dunno, Tali is pretty awesome too, but he's definitely on the short list.

>> No.9885684

>>9885601
Give me your picture, I'm good with photoshop, done it before and have free time.

And I'll see if I can find the link.

>> No.9885692

>>9885666
mordin is like that nerdy guy in the front of the row of desks that knows everything, yet if you ask him if he likes porn or any shit like that he'll easily admit it and offer to share his fucking-win stash.

>> No.9885702

>>9885654
I dunno, I've got a sizable amount of female predator stuff.

>> No.9885709

>>9885684
here is what I want to use as my tau army's flag.

>> No.9885711

>>9885601
who'd have thunk it? I had it bookmarked even though it's been a while.
http://forums.relicnews.com/showthread.php?t=29879

You're talking DOW1 right?

>> No.9885725

You should be able to discern my fetish quite clearly from this picture.

That's right: gigantic unnecessary watermarks on art that nobody would ever want to fucking steal anyway.

>> No.9885736

>>9885711
of course

>> No.9885743

>>9885725

You sicken me.

>> No.9885748

>>9885682
Tali is nice, but I liked Mordin related convos and quests more. I enjoyed learning about him more than any other party member

>> No.9885752

>>9885702
Yes, but the problem is that most of it is incredibly shitty.

Like that picture you just posted. Yautja are not blue and they do not have animu eyes.

>> No.9885765

>>9885702

>> No.9885769

>>9885725
>gigantic unnecessary watermarks on art that nobody would ever want to fucking steal anyway

I knew someone had to have a deviantart fetish

>> No.9885780

>>9885748
They have different roles.

Mordin = Ultimate God-tier Bromigo

Tali = waifu

>> No.9885786

>>9885748 I enjoyed learning about him more than any other party member

That is true, he has the most interesting life story (though I hear that Jack opens up more if you fuck her, that's my next runthrough with the renegade Shepard that's on Virmire right now).

>> No.9885803

>>9885709
go here:
http://dawnofwar.filefront.com/

search for 'soviet banner'
It has a pack you could use one from, and they look fucking cool
much better than that standard pic you got there

>> No.9885823

>>9885803
many thanks comrade!

I only wish that I had something to thank you with now...

>> No.9885843

>>9885769
It's even worse than nonsensical Japanese censorship laws. It's perfectly fine to draw a man having sex with a lobster woman, but GOD FORBID we see her... her... uh, whatever the fuck a female lobster's genitalia are called.

>> No.9885859

>>9885390

>> No.9885862 [DELETED] 

>>9885591
What is curious about Femshep/Garrus fics is that ALL of them are derivated from "If you Need me"
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5744974/1/If_You_Need_Me

Most if not all share the
-Jelously of Garrus.
-Garrus is more Batman than usual (particulary Sueish in "If you Need Me", seriously... being able to disable all listening bus in Shepard's cabin and reprogramming EDI so it doesn't bother them is on Tali's alley).
-They all feature Garrus Biting Femshep's shoulder (Turians can't control this it seems, and every author save one copies it.)
-Mordin is very interested in the couple and keeps records, for science!. of course and he's not going to break patient/doctor confidentiality.
-Garrus talons hurts shepard at least once before taking measures (This automatically makes him recognized as a deviant, since only turians dating asari are the ones that do this)
-Garrus/Femshep are not the first Turian/Human couple, the first couple happened during the First Contact War (yes love can bloom yadda-yadda)
-Garrus Dextro-Aminoacids makes him taste sweet.

>> No.9885876

silly illithid, there are no brains in there

>> No.9885878

>>9885823
superior designs:
http://wh40k.ei8ht.net/zke_tau.htm

>> No.9885885

>>9885786
Jack is alright. I really enjoy when she drops her tough girl thing, but I don't like her when she is being tough. I find Grunt more emotionally involving than Jack most of the time.

>> No.9885903

>>9885862
>Garrus Dextro-Aminoacids makes him taste sweet.

didn't mordin say that those were toxic to humans....

>> No.9885908

>>9885876
Oh man...moar?

>> No.9885916

>>9885862
Oddly enough, I've found that the best Garrus/FemShep fapfic was the rape one. Despite the content it was well-written and the ending was rather poignant.

Picture unrelated.

>> No.9885924

>>9885903
I think the "sweet" thing comes from the fact that dextrose sugars are used in things like chocolate and soda.

It's bullshit if you ask me.

>> No.9885926

>>9885885

Ick, I didn't like Grunt very much, if there wasn't xp in it I'd leave him in the tube next runthrough.

>> No.9885935

>>9885843

I'm normally a scaly man but jesus christ I draw the line at anything with an exoskeleton.

>> No.9885948

>>9885926
I enjoyed how happy he was when he figured out he hated turians

>> No.9885963

>>9885843
Oh shit, the mirelurks are evolving.

MOIRA! Get the bottlecap mines!

>> No.9885974

>>9885948

I liked asking Legion about his armor.

>> No.9885987

>>9885924

"D-form amino acids tend to taste sweet, whereas L-forms are usually tasteless. Spearmint leaves and caraway seeds, respectively, contain L-carvone and D-carvone - enantiomers of carvone. These smell different to most people because our olfactory receptors also contain chiral molecules that behave differently in the presence of different enantiomers."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chirality_%28chemistry%29 From Wikipedia.

>> No.9885994

>>9885974
I liked talking to legion. I hope he comes back early in ME3 just so I get to speak to him more often...

>> No.9885996

>>9885935
>Scalies
Somebody knows their vocab

>> No.9886014

>>9885974
Agreed. I love that convo

>> No.9886020

>>9885903
Yeah, Bioware's retarded when it comes to biochemistry. If you've ever had anything with spearmint in it you've had dextro-amino food. Sugar itself is dextro-chirality, hence its industry name "dextrose."

In truth, indigestible dextro-amino food would just give you indigestion. At worst you'd maybe get some diarrhea. Whether or not the chance of anaphylaxis is higher isn't known because there's not really any way to study it, but it wouldn't be instant death. Alcoholic drinks intended for different-chirality races might be a different concern, though, as alcohol is poison to begin with and different types of alcohol could affect races differently. Shit, methanol causes blindness in humans but it just might get quarians and turians fucked up.

Probably not, though. They dropped the ball on this chirality stuff. They still get points in my book for even thinking about it.

Picture still not related.

>> No.9886021

>>9885994

I hope ME3 picks up right after ME2, I don't want to do the "find everyone all over again" thing.

>> No.9886023

>>9885987
Interesting.

>> No.9886029

>>9885996

HERP DERP YOU GOT ME!

>> No.9886038

>>9885935
ur a faget

>> No.9886053

>>9885591
What is curious about Femshep/Garrus fics is that ALL of them are rip-offs from "If you Need me"
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5744974/1/If_You_Need_Me

Most if not all share the
-Garrus having cases of primal Jealousy .
-Garrus is more Batman than usual (particularly Sueish in "If you Need Me", seriously... being able to disable all listening bus in Shepard's cabin and reprogramming EDI so it doesn't bother them is on Tali's alley).
-They all have Garrus needing to Bite Femshep's shoulder (Turians can't control this it seems, and every author save one copies it.)
-Mordin is very interested in the couple and keeps records, for science!. of course and he's not going to break patient/doctor confidentiality.
-Garrus talons hurts shepard at least once before taking measures (This automatically makes him recognized as a deviant, since only turians dating asari are the ones that do this)
-Garrus/Femshep are not the first Turian/Human couple, the first couple happened during the First Contact War (yes love can bloom yadda-yadda)
-Garrus Dextro-Amino-acids makes him taste sweet.

-Garrus "purrs".

>> No.9886083

>> No.9886092

Why are there no fanfics about this magnificent bastard?

>> No.9886095

>>9886083
this pic makes garrus look like a monkey

>> No.9886099

>>9885935
Why? Chitinous ladies need love too.

>> No.9886105

>>9886092
who is he again?

>> No.9886121

>>9886105

seconding question, don't remember him

>> No.9886127

>>9885916
The one where he rapes her on Omega after he doesn't let him kill Sidonis?

It end with femshep al bruised up and CHAFFING. She does punch Garrus in the face and leaves him on Omega.

>> No.9886129

>>9886099
inb4 lesbian bee orgy

>> No.9886134

>>9885924

>> No.9886137

>>9886038
Adorable. More pics like this?

>> No.9886158

>>9886105
The Turian councilor

>> No.9886160

>>9886092
He doesn't even have a name. "Valern" is a possible name mentioned in newsbriefs on the Citadel, but it could also apply to the salarian (who's implied to be female) or the asari.

But yeah, the man's fingers get a lot of exercise, so there are possibilities.

>> No.9886173

>>9886095

>> No.9886182

chink got a web page or somethin?
got nothin from google.

>> No.9886186

>>9886129
Too human-looking.

>> No.9886188

>>9886121
>>9886105
Really? U serious?

>> No.9886199

>>9886173

>> No.9886203

>> No.9886206

>>9886188

They all look the same.

>> No.9886213

>>9886158
oh shit you're right now I remember!

and I've always thought the councilors followed the three types of alignments in ME

turian = renegade
asari = neutral
slarian = paragon

>> No.9886236

>>9886213
The Turian is the opposite alignment of what you are.

Honestly I think he just tries to piss you off.

>> No.9886253

>>9886158

He was mid-tier really, he was just kind of a dick.

>> No.9886258

>>9886186

There needs to be more Xiin porn.

>> No.9886259

>>9886236
He either needs a hug or to poop really bad.

>> No.9886263

>>9886206

>> No.9886264

>>9886182
http://eccm.love-n-peace.org/

>> No.9886288

>>9886259
>needs to poop really bad
Damn it, now I'm tempted to write a fapfic about him and the asari councilor.

GIMME THE CHOCOLATE

>> No.9886294

You all know if you had the opportunity to fuck legion you would...

>> No.9886297

>>9886288

>> No.9886301

>>9886105
Councilor Velarn(Velorn?)

It's the "Ah yes!, Reapers..." guy

also known as Quotyfingers McAsshole.

>> No.9886317

>>9886294
Can't resist his dance moves.

>> No.9886318

>>9886294
I saw a pic if Legion fucking Tali the other day...

>> No.9886326

>>9886294

Hell yeah, though I'd rather get Tali and Legion together and have Shpe watch.

>> No.9886330

>>9886258
I agree. He draws consensual monster-lovin' and that's far too rare.

>> No.9886338

>>9886317

>> No.9886350

>>9886294
Fucking a sentient vibrator.

i lol'd

>> No.9886353

>>9886301
I'd like to see him and Harbinger have a get-together.

"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"

"Ah yes, 'direct control'. We have dismissed that claim."

"...ABANDONING DIRECT CONTROL"

>> No.9886370

>>9886318

>> No.9886376

I wanted to seduce Grunt. Taking a facial from a Krogan, who has four balls, would be near fatal

>> No.9886390

>>9886353
"Did you even consider the economic ramifications of a Councilor giving away the chocolate pro bono? You'll have to make me a better offer. Having that feel so good around mah dick is simply not sufficient."

>> No.9886394

>>9886376

I'm surprised there isn't more porn of it, giant loads dripping out...brb fappin'

>> No.9886396

>>9886376
Ah yes, "romance". I have dismissed this claim.

>> No.9886397

>>9885666

Motherfucker didn't say anything about it to me. What gives? Every time I talked to him he was all NOT NOW SHEPARD MY EXPERAMENTS.

>> No.9886408

>>9886376
um... ok

>> No.9886412

>>9886370
That's not Legion, it's just a random geth.

That pic was drawn when ME1 came out.

>> No.9886418

>>9886397

Get him first
talk to him after every story mission (loyalty missions included)
?????????????
profit

>> No.9886425

>>9886390
ah chocolate, we have dismissed that claim.

>> No.9886427

>>9886397
Did you fuck a biotic?

Then that's why he didn't give you THE TALK about biotics.

>> No.9886436

>>9886376
He's like a week old you sick fuck.

>> No.9886460

Fornax...

>> No.9886475

Well whaddaya know? This guy updated his page.

>> No.9886503

>>9886460
I like the japan refrence they put in the game.

It's on the citadel with the used game seller, he says "you know those asari hanar porn games are really nasty"

asari relates to the thing that the people who made the asari hanar porn game want to fuck (in japan it's school girls)

hanar are your just typical tentacle monsters.

fucking space, everywhere you go its tentacle rape...

>> No.9886535

>>9886376

>> No.9886552

>>9886427
I think that you and your LI need to be Biotics in order to have that line.

There's one fic where Tali has a 1mt? long prehensile tongue, quoting Shepard "She can do awesome stuff with it" (he's talking about him feeding her from the other side of the table at the mess hall)

>> No.9886576

>> No.9886581

>>9886503

Ah Aimo. Someone at bioware needs to hire her on in some kind of "Official pornographer" position.

>> No.9886583

>>9886552
>feeding him from across the table

That is...the scariest fucking thing I have ever read.

>> No.9886588

Didn't someone post an Illithid before?

>> No.9886603

>> No.9886604

"You know what pisses me off? Calling this a 'cockpit.' Alliance ships have BRIDGES. Asari have cockpits.

Oh, wait. No they don't."

>> No.9886616

>>9886552

So does he not have any particular Tali/Shep dialogue?

>> No.9886626

>>9886581

>> No.9886630

>>9886503

>> No.9886635

>>9886616

He does, he gives you a bunch of research about compatibility, suggesting positions that will work well and stuff like that.

>> No.9886655

>>9886376
There was one very detailed fapfic of Femshep and Wrex.

It is very detailed and mentions how femshep inflates a little because Krogan's dicks have a knot that grows after release.

It ends with shep saying "This is only round one."
I wasn't able to find it again :(

>> No.9886665

>>9886655

...sort of want

>> No.9886672

>>9886655
I actually vaguely remember that one

it was awful

>> No.9886677

>>9886258
Oh hey, I think I've seen these before. Is there any sort of gallery? The artist is good, even if the subject is weird.

>> No.9886681

>>9886635
I love those convos because until that time, I forgot that Mordin is an actual doctor who helps patients.

>> No.9886682

>>9886626

>> No.9886690

>>9886655
I want....hard

>> No.9886710

>>9886655
I had forgotten about that one, god damn you.

>> No.9886714

>>9886583
oops, I meant her, HER.

he just raises the spoon and she takes it from there.

>> No.9886730

>>9886682
that actually made me throw up a little...

>> No.9886751

>>9886690

furfag

>> No.9886757

>>9886588
Moar please

>> No.9886775

>>9886751
Krogan aren't furry you silly goose

>> No.9886802

>>9886616
He does, but dextro poisoning is greatly downplayed.

It's like Bioware knew nothing would stop the Talimancers. (you think the Talimancers on 4chan are bad? it seem you never been on the Bioware forums. the "ITS UP TO US TO KEEP TALI ALIVE 4.0" thread has breached the OVER 9000!!! posts. (unless they erased the spam, again)

>> No.9886841

>>9886802

Yeah, I like Tali, but those people scare me. Apparently some dude made a stuffed life-size doll of Tali. Eeeew.

>> No.9886844

>>9886672
I said it was very detailed, I never metioned anything about quality.

It appears that it was written during Mass Effect 1

>> No.9886845

>>9886317

Welp I just popped a boner.

>> No.9886866

>>9886841
............fucking people

>> No.9886874

>>9886802

I think it'd be so great if they killed Tali off if you sexed her. That would make my day.

>> No.9886888

>>9886845
Oh jesus call 911.

>> No.9886913

>>9886841
THAT one is a myth.

The sex doll actually has nothing to do with Tali, it was taken from some instructions to make your own home made sexdoll.

http://izismile.com/2009/12/17/home_made_sex_doll_12_pics_text.html

The maker had no real intention to make tali, it was just taken out of context by some troll.

>> No.9886949

>>9886874
and this is an unfortunate side-effect of the increased Talimancer population.
The universe balances it out with Talihaters and because of it those who are only in it for the fun CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

>> No.9886982

>>9886949

Oh, I don't hate Tali. I actually romanced her on my first playthrough, the one I intend to take into ME3.

I just don't think every story should have a "and then he lived happily ever after" ending, especially when you're dealing with inter-species romance who's body fluids could kill each other.

>> No.9886983

hell we hit the 150 limit...

>> No.9887081

>>9886982
It will still be handwaved in a "Mordin/mordin's replacement pulls a cure out of his ass in ME3"

It will be extra jarring as it will demonstrate that anyone could have tried to cure their ailments but they didn't because the universe hates the Quarians.

>> No.9887168

>>9887081
Or she can, ya know, get an immune system that isn't shit.

>> No.9887217

>>9887168
The thing is though, in the real world, the quarians actually have amazing fucking immune systems. They can adapt to ANY habitable environment and only get a little ill for a few days. Bioware just fucked up on the biology because allergies happen when the immune system is hypersensitive.

>> No.9887278

I'm playing through Mass Effect one for what, the... second? Second and a half?

Played it once on a friend's Xbox, started a new playthrough, and then finally bought it for my computer. Is good. (Though I would kill for a counter on the achievements.)

Can't wait to get ME2....

Also,
>FemShep/Garrus
>MelShep/Tali.
Only way to go.

>> No.9888122

/r/ source of this femshep/garrus rapefic

>> No.9888168

>>9888122
fuck that- krogan fem shep knot fic gogo

>> No.9888198

>>9886655
>>9886665
>>9886672
>>9886690
http://pastebin.com/q4iDe3ny

S'up.

>> No.9888251

>>9888168
see
>>9888198

>> No.9888422

>>9888251
>>9888198
thankyou

>> No.9888712

>>9887278
>Though I would kill for a counter on the achievements
The 360 version has it for the ones that are all DO ACTION A X AMOUNT OF TIMES & similar.

>> No.9888750

>>9888712
Wait. Just realized you meant the original, not ME2. Derp.

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