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>> No.9846491

>> No.9846498

Nope, sorry.

>> No.9846521

not today, maybe later.

>> No.9846551

Slaanesh? Don't mind if'n I do-ooo~

Debauchery comes in more than one flavor, /tg/. look at this thing in awe.

And then realize that it's STILL healthier than a big-mac.

>> No.9846581

>> No.9846735

>>9846491

Well, that certainly was terrifying.

>> No.9846760

>>9846491
This is hot.

There is certainly something wrong with me.

>> No.9846778

>>9846760
Nah, well, at least no worse than me.

>> No.9846797

>>9846464
Boss. I don't really feel up to it right now.

>> No.9846812

>>9846551

it's just two fucking chicken tenders with cheese and bacon

jesus christ man regular KFC is better than those chicken tenders

>> No.9846855

>>9846812

Which is like saying that eating bacon-wrapped turd is better than eating plain ol' turds.

>> No.9846900

>>9846464

anyone else notice a similarity to OPs pic?

>> No.9846923

>>9846855
Which is like saying that I can't keep my opinion to myself and berate others for not sharing mine.

>> No.9846935

>>9846900

Well she is SOOOO horny.

Just look at dem' horns.

>> No.9850107

Alright, good job people.

>> No.9850142

>>9846900
Unsurprising, considering GaGa is as fucked up as Slaanesh.

We have a president who kept going on about CHANGE and we have GaGa.... I smell something fishy.

>> No.9850149

>>9846935

>> No.9850153

>>9850142
>implying the president is as influential as Lady GaGa

wut

>> No.9850154

>>9850142
So, Bush was a follower of Khorne and Cheney another Tzeentchian?

>> No.9850169

>>9850153
>Implying anything lady gaga has done madonna hasn't done better

>> No.9850172

>>9850154
Perhaps. Pretty soon we'll find out "Earth" is actually a planet on the eastern fringe so far from the rest of anything that the Chaos Gods decided to play a fucking game for the lulz.

>> No.9850174

So, if I'm so lazy that I refuse to get out of bed for the next hundred years do I get to be a pwetty demon pwincess?

>> No.9850202

>>9850154
Cheney as a Tzeentchian I can see, but Bush wasn't smart enough to follow a god, even one as unsophisticated as Khorne. If he ever heard the name, he'd probably say something like, "Are we in Kansas?"

>> No.9850214

>>9850169
I'm sorry, but I can reach Madonna's puhpuhpuhpokahfacepuhpuhpokahface.

>> No.9850220

>>9850202
Nah, Bush is hella smart, he's just a bit thick.

>> No.9850236

>>9850202
>Bush wasn't smart enough

Naw, that was just a cover, he was itching for the wars from the start.
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOO- I mean, they have WMDs, so we should get over there and stop that terrorism or something. 9/11. Arabs. Think about it."

>> No.9850248

>>9850202

Cheney is Nurgelite due to his ability to eat buckshots, but he isn't a follower of Tzeencth thats for fucking sure.

If you want a proper Tzeentch follower, look at fucking Obama. Shit was plastered all over him.

"CHANGE!"

>> No.9850249

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.

>> No.9850261

>>9850248
That seems a bit too blatant to be Tzeentch.

>> No.9850272

>>9850248
Tzeentch is also about plans, schemes, and manipulation and whatnot. There's no way Cheney wasn't the puppet master of that administration

>> No.9850279

>>9850249

>> No.9850280

>>9850261

Thats the beauty of it, he is so blatant that you thought that shit wasn't for real.

Just as planned.

>> No.9850285

>>9850261
>seems a bit too blatant

That's what he wants you to think. Maybe.

>> No.9850297

SLAANESH IS A FAGGOT ASSWIPE MUTHAFUCKER IF I
WAS NOT TOO BUSY KILLIN HUMANS I WOULD SO TOTALY RAPE U

>> No.9850308

No-one mentioned ol' Bill?

Sure he may be a slaneesh greater daemon in disguise, but shit. When he was on the wheel shit was good.

>> No.9850310

>>9850249
WOOOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.9850314

>>9850297

YOU KNOW SLAANESH WOULD ENJOY IT.

>> No.9850329

>>9850297

dont worry, you have.

>> No.9850345

>>9850280
Honestly, he seems more Nurglite, though only because he's acted as the previous president did in many ways, even going further. Bigger and more bailouts, more borrowing, more troops to the middle east, strengthening the Patriot Act...

>> No.9850346

>> No.9850351

>>9850261
Indeed. On the other hand, if we say Bush was merely a figurehead for Cheney's regime, it makes a lot more sense. The Bush family is oil money, and getting into Iraq gave them control over a non-OPEC oil-producing nation. They make a fair amount of cash from that. But the real winner is whoever ends up with the reconstruction contracts, which somehow happened to be Halliburton - Cheney's old pals.
tl;dr Cheney manipulated Bush into war in Iraq for kickbacks. Just As Planned.

>> No.9850357

>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491

>> No.9850359

>> No.9850360

>>9846900
All Slaanesh cultists accept The Gaga as their spiritual liege

>> No.9850361

SLAANESH YOU KNOW I WANT TO HAVE YOUR FUCKIN SKULL IN MY SKULL THRONE YOU TRANSVESTITE MUTHERFUCKER

>> No.9850383

>>9850361

YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE THE REAL KHORNE.

JUST SAYIN'.

ALSO I FUCKED KHORNETTE ON MY BIKE.

AND TZEENTCH.

I DID TZEENTCHNETTE ON MY BIKE TOO. PROBLEM?

>> No.9850387

Yes please.

>> No.9850390

>>9846491
Why does this arouse me?

>> No.9850393

>>9850361
>TRANSVESTITE

Oh u, Slaanesh accepts all sexual and gender identities.

>> No.9850396

>>9850361
No no no, she wants a good SKULLFUCKING. Think you can handle that?

>> No.9850398

>>9850351

The thing is, you can't see what Tzeech is up to unlike with cheneys case. I still don't know whenever Obama will fix economy or break it.

Cheney is still too busy digging up the pus ridden buckshots from his left cheeks, and yeah. The bush's infamous pretzel shoking and food poisoning that made his face green for some time.

>> No.9850411

>>9850398
Wait what? Cheney shot someone, he didn't get shot.

>> No.9850417

>>9850390
Because you're a heretic.

>> No.9850418

>>9850411

Funny, I could've sworn that he was up to some sick shit.

No pun intented.

>> No.9850419

HA TOOO BAD I AM NOT KHORNE IM AM Jesus christ and im here to kick some ass

>> No.9850420

>>9850417

ALL THE BEST STUFF IS HERETICAL.

>> No.9850433

>>9850419

>9mm
>Kick ass

Khrone shits higher calbver warp ridden cannon shells every morning.

>> No.9850436

>> No.9850443

>> No.9850452

Yea but is he the son of god?

>> No.9850455

>> No.9850459

>>9850452

He is a god you stupid shit.

>> No.9850462

>>9850419
But you ARE in 40k... Your the emperor on the throne.

>> No.9850463

>>9850452

HE'S -A- GOD.

NEVERMIND THE SON OF ONE.

GET BACK ON YOUR CROSS YOU DIRTY DARK AGE HIPPY.

>> No.9850465

>> No.9850467

>>9850452
Who?

>> No.9850476

>>9850463
>DARK AGE

>> No.9850488

ill be back

>> No.9850489

>> No.9850498

Protip: Emprah planned everything out, he impersonated every single religious figurehead and "pushed" the humanity toward the right direction.

>> No.9850502

>> No.9850503

>>9850498

LIKELY STORY.

>> No.9850504

Inb4Blackheart hijacks the thread and turns it into a "ask a trap anything" or relationship advice thread coupled with traps and/or demon girls.

>> No.9850507

>>9846491
We need more like this.

>> No.9850508

>>9850489

That moustached guy on the right.

"Its promotions! And its a book! Its brookomotions!"

>> No.9850510

>> No.9850515

>>9850504

He's too busy trying to find a magnifying glass and some tweezers so he can jerk it to Final Fantasy yaoi

>> No.9850516

>>9850503

Khrone is the oldest of the Chaos gods and was born during the crusades due to the heavy bloodlust of the time and Emprah was pushed out of his mothers vagoo in 1300 BC.

So he is older than any of you fucks.

>> No.9850526

That means the emperor is my father. Where was my child support when i was a kid

>> No.9850534

>>9850515
This post is hilarious if you've seen his dick.

>> No.9850548

>This thread
...

>> No.9850550

>>9850534

I CAN'T SAY I HAVE.

NOT SURE IF WANT, REALLY.

>> No.9850551

>>9850516
Khorne, Tzeentch and Nurgle predate humanity. There's some uncertainty about Slaanesh's age but it may only be ten thousand years.

>> No.9850557

>>9850548

TZEEEEEEEEEEENTCHY.

>> No.9850568

If your the Chaos god of change why did you not stop me from postin in this thread?

>> No.9850571

>>9850550
You'd say no to big fat trapcock?

>> No.9850573

>>9850557
I A-am h_erE.

>> No.9850576

Oh, hi there!

>> No.9850583

>>9850573

HOW GOES, BABE.

>> No.9850584

Dad? why did you let me get crucified?

>> No.9850594

>>9850583
D-diZ_zy... I--Iit's R-r_eaLly tOo eArly.

>> No.9850598

>>9850594

I BET YOU'RE JUST FATIGUED FROM HAVING A TONGUE IN YOUR CROTCH AND EXPLODING INTO A BALL OF FIRE.

THAT WAS INTERESTING.

>> No.9850605

>>9850584
BECAUSE NOTHING SELLS A RELIGION FASTER THAN DYING FOR MANKIND!

>> No.9850606

>>9850573
Raep

>> No.9850615 [DELETED] 

>>9850551
Pretty sure you got this backwards, Slaanesh was born sometime around the crusades and the others formed over the next 39k years because of humanity.

>> No.9850620

>>9850598

>> No.9850623

I pray to you Emperor/God to destroy the Chaos Gods and let me kill that Slaanesh with my 9mm

>> No.9850635

>>9850623
>9mm

>> No.9850643

>>9850551
Slaanesh is a substantially young god, created directly by the depravity practiced by the Eldar.

Slaanesh' birth is called "The Fall" in eldar myth.

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Fall_of_the_Eldar

>> No.9850645

>>9850576
2 left hands?

>> No.9850657

why challenge the will of the emperor

>> No.9850667

>>9850645

DON'T ASK.

HE WAS TURKISH.

>> No.9850685

>>9850667
Turks have two left hands?

>>9850515
I surprisingly lack Final Fantasy porn.

>> No.9850689

>>9850645
Looks more like he's missing a thumb.

NOBODY MOVE, STEPPING ON EMPS THUMB IS HERESY AND WILL RESULT IN BLAMING

>> No.9850695

Representative of Papa Nurgle, on the scene!

>> No.9850701

>>9850685

I guess having "Living off as a shambling corpse" condition has effect to fucking everything.

That hand could be mutilated or fucked up by Custodes apothecaries.

>> No.9850708

>>9850571
>>big fat trapcock

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE, NAO!

>> No.9850711

>>9850685

>surprisingly lack Final Fantasy porn

Just for you baby.

>> No.9850718

>>9850695

Enjoy spending two months just to get up and spending another two months just to get to the fridge.

>> No.9850721

>>9850550
Fuck's sake, Doom. I think you're the only one here who hasn't.

>> No.9850725

>>9850708

You just need to imagine bridget style yummy fat cock.

>> No.9850726

Papa Nurgle nar my father is better

>> No.9850732

>>9850695
well... why not

>> No.9850734

>>9850689
I h_eaR th-ThaT i-iF yo_u k-KilL th-ThE MorTal Corp-coRpSe g-God, h-He iS r-Reb-reBorn a-A-As a W-wArp G-G-God. Y-You S-shoUld t-try It.

It-it's n__OT l-LikE yo-yoU hav-hAve anythIng t_o lo-Lose, no?

>> No.9850745

>>9850576
I like how the Throne has built in speakers

>> No.9850749

>>9850726
At least we know you're not a virgin, since you were Nailed by 1000 Romans and a few Jews.

>> No.9850751

>>9850721

Who the fuck are you calling doom fagit?

>> No.9850754

>>9850725
I'd much rather have actual photos. I fucking love traps :3

>> No.9850762

>>9850718
Hey, I can move just fine. Don't make me go all virulent on you, man!

Why is it that everytime i join in, everyone makes fun of me?

>> No.9850764

Well i did hear that a religion was made because of that

>> No.9850767

>>9850754

still waiting on his butt pic myself.

>> No.9850787

>>9850762

You are literally the fat kid that who takes his fucking time to do literally everything.

That is why, try infecting me with a plague when you are still trying to find your keys to your Space-minivan while I am cruisin' two systems away with my space-cadillac.

Fattie.

>> No.9850801

>>9850734
Superiour version.

>> No.9850807

>>9850787
>space-cadillac

Until it breaks down.

>> No.9850811

>>9850787
Oh, that is it!

You and me, right here, right now! I'll infect you with a thousand plagues!

>> No.9850812

>>9850762
I-mE-us t-ThinkS y-yoU a_re C-cute.

I-- d-Don't s-suppOse you l-Like to p_laY wiTh miniAturEs..?

>> No.9850837

>>9850811

Just calm down, you might get a heart attack from exhaustion just from standing up chump!

>> No.9850840

>>9850812
I't's a trap?

>> No.9850846

can it be peace time?

>> No.9850850

>>9850837
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCrsMdxcHVw&playnext_from=TL&videos=MZ_evLn0gQk

>> No.9850859

>>9850812
>>9850811

Oh lookie, someone let the special needs kids out again.

What next? Preschool class filled with pariah gene carriers?

>> No.9850861

>>9850812
Miniatures, you say?

You don't mean those little plastic loyalists?

>> No.9850870

>>9850859
What do you mean, "next?"

>> No.9850883

>>9850870

First we get all sort of xeno-tards running all over the place, stealing our vehicles and shit and now we get these insecure fagits that don't realize that all of this soap-opera they are going through are already planned beforehand.

Not only that, most of them don't even know what is outsiide this new exciting world called "outside yo' mamas warp".

>> No.9850892

I agree. Humanity For the win

>> No.9850907

>>9850883
Did you just refer to someone else on 4chan for not having a life?

>> No.9850909

>>9850711
I have that one! I have a few Zidane pics. For research purposes.

>>9850754
>>9850767
Come on guys, I promised myself that I'll stop whoring months ago. And this week I haven't been doing anything else...

>> No.9850915

>>9850907
On an unabashed nerd board, no less.

>> No.9850917

>>9850850
This sounded really corny at first, but it got progressively better. I like.

>> No.9850919

In my day We all had live's for example I was a carpenter.

>> No.9850925

>>9850919
Did they have punctuation?

>> No.9850926

>>9850909
Do you have any link to like a photobucket or something? :3

>> No.9850931

Think for a moment It is in the roman era and only the rich people would have been taught to spell and write.

>> No.9850932

>>9850909
>>9850926
Blackheart, the anon that gave you 89.rar here. Link it again. It should still be in your history, and isn't in mine.

>> No.9850936

>>9850861

>Talk
>Jaw entirely dislodged.

How in the love of emperor could you even do that, beside you look agile as a pus filled polyp ready to burst when squeezed a bit and I thought I've seen every disability possible after people started losing limbs and getting various improvised surgeries after mentioning those little bearded mutants that dissappeared not too long ago.

I mean sheesh, if you want to look god damn ugly and be fast as a necron on triangular bladed rollerskates you should've been in line for Fabius Biles test subjects.

Nurgles blessings my ass.

>> No.9850937

>>9850932
Heya, thanks again. Also, I don't think he's interested in Final Fantasy.

>> No.9850946

>>9850936
>How in the love of emperor could you even do that

Because Chaos.

That's really all you need to know.

>> No.9850948

>>9850931
Jesus were a rabbi. Debated with the other rabbi since childhood. Regardless of whether or not you believe he existed or was really the son of god or whatever, he would have understood punctuation.

>> No.9850952

>>9850932
>>9850937
I don't care what it is as long as I see cute traps and big cocks.

>> No.9850956

>>9850936
It sounds to me like you are a bit... jealous.

Would you like some of Papa Nurgles love?

>> No.9850966

Son it is Jesus was a rabbi.

>> No.9850974

>>9850966
Shut up.

>> No.9850984

>>9850966
Jesus Christ, it's a Jesus Christ get on the cross!

>> No.9850987

JESUS BOY OUT

>> No.9850989

>>9850974

>> No.9851000

>>9850989

>> No.9851003

>>9850861
I, eH, N_..o..?
M-maYbe. I mEan, i-If y_ou'D l_ikE to.

>>9850952
I R-EallY wiSh I dIdn'T k_noW whAt thaT mEant.

>>9850946
CH_AOS!¤

>> No.9851009

>>9851000

>> No.9851025

>>9851009

>> No.9851035

>>9851025

>> No.9851040

that jesus.

>> No.9851045

>>9851035

>> No.9851052

>>9851003
I've always wanted to know what those mini-atures look like.

You don't have any pets, do you? I'm afraid my condition is... contagious.

>> No.9851053

>>9851045

>> No.9851072

>>9851052
You gonna make Papa Nurgle have a sad.

>> No.9851101

>>9851072
Quite the contrary. Nurgle likes when things die.

>> No.9851105

>>9850956

I dare you to even try it chump, try even getting within 50 feet of me before choking on your own bile as you feel your little petty warp spawn wishywashy blessings fail.

I dare you to, just look at those god damn lines. Look at them, bet you never have shapes like these? Do you really think some local sniffles can infect this god damn necrodermis? I bet your ass you can't, every god damn squishy organ left that I might have left to intact are so mechanical that will make those silly techmarines that worship us as fusion of man and a machine jealous.

Enjoy your rotting inside your tin can, bub.

>> No.9851116

>>9851101
Yeah, but he hates it when they start mixing with those Tzeentch folks.

It was such a sad scene, like reading those Dragonite Dad memes...

>> No.9851137

>>9851105
S-shOuldn'T y_ou be GivIng t-ThaT bl-BlooD AnGel D-DaN_te a h-huG?

>> No.9851176

>>9851137

Why don't you come over here and try hug me? I'd love (Although, I do not understand the god damn concept other than the satisfaction that I used to get) stick this scythe so far up your cooch that would make even slaneeshi followers blush and yeah, then watch you to have a violent seizure and die or alternatively, tossed back to warp thanks to mere presence of yours truly.

I wonder how it would it feel to be violated twice? Once by the warp spawn and once by the motherfucking man.

>> No.9851183

Fuck this nurgle/necron/retarded chick with a lisp garbage.

GIMME SOME FUCKIN' TRAPS, MAN!

>> No.9851203

>> No.9851206

>>9851183
You need only ask

>> No.9851208

>>9851176
Mmm. O-over_compEnsating..?

>> No.9851224

>Yawn
What's going on, fol-
>>9851183
Knock yourself out.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=trap

>> No.9851226

>>9851206
Aww hell naww, this is just what we needed.

>> No.9851248

>>9851226
Considering the basis of this thread, the irony of your statement is astounding.

>> No.9851260

>>9851206
>>9851203
I hope Nootrap won't mind.

>> No.9851267

>>9851226

YOU'RE A CHAMPION NOW?

OH SHIT, IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING PLAGUE MARIIIINE.

>> No.9851281

>> No.9851285

>>9851281

GO AWAY.

>> No.9851292

>> No.9851297

>>9851208

Overcompensating? This is nothing but a miniscule fraction of hate I have towards you unstable chaos types and I can't even begin to express how much of hate I hold for you bastards.

Even if word "hate" was inscribed to every nanometer of my every fiber and this husk of mine, it wouldn't be enough to tell how much I hold hate for you in this very microsinstant, there is nothing but hate.

HATE

>> No.9851301

>>9851260
Hey, Blackheart, it's been a while.
>>9851248
They done with you?

>> No.9851306

>>9851297
Then you should try a smaller font.

>> No.9851313

Fuck, if I whore him they I shouldn't be a cunt.

>> No.9851315

>>9851224
Yo-yOur nigh-EnCyclopeDiatiC k-Know_ledGe of-Of-of m_oRtal s-sExuAlity i-Is sOmewH_at F-rIghtening./

>> No.9851316

>>9851267
Oooooh shit son, it's the D-Rider!

Oh yeah, Papa Nurgle made me a champion after I successfully infected an entire planet. Those loyalist faggots called Exterminatus upon the place shortly afterwards tho.

>> No.9851318

rolled 6 = 6

>>9851285
YOU!

>> No.9851328

>>9851285
u mad

>> No.9851332

>>9851285
What's the matter? Is he better hung than you, or what?

>> No.9851333

>>9851315
Why? Would you like some lessons?

>> No.9851339

>>9851301
Heya Narl. Not yet. I suspect they find me... exasperating. At least they let me wake up for now.

How went Tzeentchnette's education?

>> No.9851341

>> No.9851347

>>9851339
Well, what was the last part you were there for?

>> No.9851349

>>9851316

WELL AT LEAST YOU MADE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SQUEAL.

>>9851332

NO ONE BUT SLAANESH IS BETTER HUNG THAN ME, I HAVE THIRTEEN DICKS.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE HIS RAT-TAILING CLOSET FAGGOTRY.

>> No.9851369

>>9851349

What dicks? Pretty much every soft organ you have and orifice is covered in ever-raging warpfire.

>> No.9851373

>>9851349
Oh, oh, oh I've always wanted to say this!

Doomrider.

You mad.

>> No.9851375

>> No.9851382

>>9851347
Miss T was considering "trying" sex. And Miss K admitted her standards go down when she's drunk.

>> No.9851383

>>9851281
I love you D:

>> No.9851384

>>9851369
Feel free to poke around and figure it out.
>>9851373
HE MAD?

>> No.9851386

>>9851349
Oh and squeal they did. Boils ruptured their hearts and their sores oozed pus before the embrace of Papa Nurgle took them.

What have you been up to?

>> No.9851392

>>9851373

FUCK YOU TAMALE.

OH WAIT.

I ALREADY DID.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH NANANA.

>> No.9851395

rolled 6 = 6

EXORCISE THE DEMONS

>> No.9851405

>>9851382
Maybe you should be asking Tzeentchnette?

>> No.9851411

>>9851333
... I-It c_aN w-WaIt.."¤

>>9851369
T-thE wondErs of-of-of An_eVerchanGing boDy.

>>9851373
OOoh, T-tOld.

>> No.9851412

>>9851386

UH. WE TAUGHT TZEENTCHNETTE HOW TO FINGER HERSELF AND NARL DID CUNNILINGUS. THAT WAS FUN. SHE EXPLODED.

THEN KHORNETTE AND TZEENTCHNETTE GOT ON MY BIKE AND WE RODE OFF TO FUUUUUUCKK K-K-K-YEAH.

>> No.9851415

>>9851384
He VERY mad.

Which for a Champion of Slaanesh is pretty odd.

>>9851392
In your dreams, maybe.

>> No.9851428

>>9851415
More power to your pops, I suppose.
Did that thread 404 before that little deal went anywhere?

>> No.9851429

>>9851412
>>9851405
HISSSSSSSSsssS!

>> No.9851430

>>9851405
Because that would be obvious, and therefore beyond my normal capacities.

Huh. I never realised Miss K meant her standards went into negatives.

>> No.9851433

>>9851412
You rode off to Fuck Yeah? Is that some Slaaneshi daemon world?

>> No.9851448

>>9851428
Indeed it did. Much to my good-fortune.

>> No.9851457

>>9851430
Well, she was instructed in the arts of self-pleasuring, and then I showed her what it's like to receive cunilingus. And then she kind of exploded into a ball of fire.

I think I'm going to need another seal of approval from Russ.

>> No.9851474

>>9851448
So that whole thing is just another fap fantasy for Doomie.
Ah, geez, that's be a long list.

>> No.9851475

>>9851433

NO.

FUUUUUUUUCK K-K-K-YEAH. YOU'VE GOTTA SAY IT RIGHT.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, WE'VE SAID FUCK TOO MANY TIMES AND SLAANESH ISN'T HERE YET.

HOW ODD.

>> No.9851478

>>9851457
Seal of Approval? How about medical treatment?

>>9851429
Miss Tzeentchnette. I trust this day finds you well.

>>9851448
Miss Khornette. You're looking as radiant as always.

>> No.9851483

Doomrider is pretty homorage.

>> No.9851486

>>9851478
Nah, I made my dodge roll, barely.

>> No.9851502

>>9851478
I... F-fEeL v_iOLateD.

>> No.9851507

>>9851502
I'm sorry.

>> No.9851509

>>9851502

YOU'RE A DAEMON. THAT SHOULD BE A CONSTANT SENSATION.

>> No.9851511

>>9851475
Maybe he/she/it's having a day off? Or is rubbing one out at the moment?

I have to say tho, Slaanesh is much more active than Nurgle. You barely see Nurgle here at all. But i guess that's only natural, since he spends most of his time cooking up new poxes and shit.

I just wish he would socialize a bit more.

>> No.9851513

>>9851474
I don't think it's exactly new. From the sounds of things he's been concocting it in his sorded, cocaine-addled mind for quite some time.

>>9851475
You say that like it's a BAD thing.

>>9851478
Radient? Well, I *am* just out the bath, I suppose. And that bath being magma, might explain things.

>> No.9851514

>>9851502
I'm sorry to hear that. Was it something I said?

>> No.9851526

>>9851511

HE WAS HERE YESTERDAY ACTUALLY. SAID HE WAS UPSET BECAUSE HE THINKS YOU'VE GONE MISSING.

>> No.9851530

Ahh, it's days like today that I almost regret dedicating myself. Takes me back to when I was undivided.

If you all won't pardon me, though, I'll get back to work hunting down some good skulls to liberate.

>> No.9851531

>>9851301
Oh, hey! Sorry I didn't see this post earlier, I'm a bit preoccupied and multitasking currently. By the way, what's wrong with Doomrider, he seems a bit... unslaaneshi.

>> No.9851538

>>9851513
I guess he keeps forgetting it, and then recreating it.

>> No.9851547

>>9851531
No worries. And I think he might be coming down, you know?

>> No.9851550

>>9851509
>>9851514
I'M... J-ust g-Going t_o bOrroW T-tAmale's magMa batH for a MomEnt. ... TH-thaT m_ighT h-Help.

>> No.9851551

>>9851531

I HAVEN'T HAD ANY COCAINE THIS MORNING.

OR LSD.

OR SHROOMS.

OR ACID.

FUCK, I'M SOBER.

>> No.9851558

>>9851550
Well... alright. Feel better, alright?

>> No.9851562

>>9851526
He thinks I'm missing?

But I visited him yesterday. Is he... ignoring me?

>> No.9851578

>>9851550
Maybe you could ask Narl if he'll scrub your back for you.

>> No.9851579

>>9851551
OH GODS

SOMEONE SET THIS GUY UP WITH A UV DRIP OF WHISKEY, PAINKILLERS, AND LIQUIDISED HOOKERS ASAP

>> No.9851586

Sober is a kind of high.

>> No.9851589

>>9851578

LIKE HE'D TURN THAT DOWN.

HEY. FULGRIM LEFT SOME COCAINE LYING AROUND.

AWWW YEAHHHH

*SNORT*

HAHA, I'M FUCKIN' DOOMRIDER NANANA.

>> No.9851591

>>9851551
Bon Appetit!

>> No.9851596

I'll just leave this here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ0G5Nik8iY
>>9851578
In the magma?
>>9851579
I'd help, but my Crusader House made me give up drinking.

>> No.9851597

>>9851591

FUCK. YES.

YOU MAY NOW POST YOUR TRAPLY GOODNESS WHENEVER YOU PLEASE.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

>> No.9851600

>>9851589
>>9851578
Unless Narl is fireproof, I do not see this plan resulting in anything other than hilarious tragedy.

>> No.9851601

>>9851591
The shit is that stuff in the bottom right?

>> No.9851605

>>9851591
The ones that say "love" touch the cockles of my heart.

>> No.9851609

>>9851601
Now, drugs aren't my thing, but I think it's cannabis resin. Skunk, is it called?

>> No.9851612

>>9851597
>>9851589
Can i have some of that too? My cysts have been really aching lately, and this cocaine stuff dulls the pain.

>> No.9851615

>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491
>>9846491

I AM TYPING WITH ONE HAND

>> No.9851621

>>9851612

HEEEELP YOURSELF.

>> No.9851622

BEST MUTATION EVAR.

>> No.9851628

>>9851615

WHY ARE YOU REPOSTING MY PROM PICTURE?

>> No.9851631

>>9851601
Hashish?

>>9851605
Ecstasy, probably.

>>9851600
Oh yeah. I keep forgetting. Maybe he could use a long brush?

>> No.9851638

>>9851622
She's using condoms. That means she can get pregnant. What happens if she gets pregnant like that?

>> No.9851649

>>9851631
I believe that the heat of magma is such that coming within 30 ft of it would kill most men.

>> No.9851651

>>9851638
More dicks than Doomrider has. Or so I've been told.

>> No.9851653

>>9851628
>>9851628
>>9851628


OH SHIT IT'S YOU AGAIN

CANT BLAME ME GOOD SIR, I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO RAVAGE AN ELDAR LADY WITH MY TENTACLES

>> No.9851658

>>9851651
The dynamics of that would be horrific to imagine.

>> No.9851659

>>9851628
Dunno. Looks like you had fun, though.

I didn't have anyone to go to mine with.

>> No.9851660

>>9851638

She's saving them for later.

>> No.9851662

Whoops.

>> No.9851664

>>9851649

STAND THIRTY ONE FEET AWAY.

>> No.9851669

>>9851662

THAT'S NOT A LEGITIMATE DICEROLL.

>> No.9851673

>>9851664
I don't think there is a brush long enough for that.

>> No.9851676

>>9851659
I find that difficult to believe. Unless whenever you brought a date home your dad would cut his head off.

>> No.9851677

>>9851673

IMPROVISE.

>> No.9851681

rolled 1 = 1

>>9851669
How about this?

>> No.9851684

>>9851681

..HUH.

SEE YOU GUYS.

>> No.9851685

What is the meaning of this heresy? As a representative of the Emperors Inquisition, I demand answers!

>> No.9851689

Not technically a highjack but w/e :)

>> No.9851690

>>9851658
I'm sorry, but I don't understand how it works myself. My sister offered to show me, but she had a really, really nice skull and put up rather sporting fight over it. She accepted my apology, though. Next time, I'll remember to wait so I can explain it to you. Is that alright?

>> No.9851699

M_uCh b-Bett_er.¤

>> No.9851708

>>9851684
Have fun whatever hell you're at Doom!

>> No.9851709

>>9851684
You can just come back, you know. Pop off, refuel your coke supplies, and come back.

>>9851676
I was an awkward kid. Clingy. Unhappy. Not surprising why they wouldn't touch me with a barge-pole.

>>9851673
Tie some brushes together!

>> No.9851710

>>9851673
Hmm. Some sort of continuous shower to cool you?

>> No.9851713

>>9851685
Derailing a thread dedicated to the Watcher in the Bushes.
>>9851690
I believe I would prefer to remain ignorant. Is your sister cute?

>> No.9851722

>>9851709
Ha! There's this story about an ugly duckling....

...I guess the brush point is moot, now.

>> No.9851729

>>9851710
I have no means to do so.
>>9851709
Well, I'd need a long, long highly heat resistant pole, as well as a highly heat resistant brush, and most likely some stands as well... and a means to get them closer to the magma pool.

>> No.9851735

>>9851713
Dedicating threads to chaos gods is first grade heresy. Who is the culprit?

>> No.9851743

OKAY I'M BACK.

>> No.9851745

>>9851713
...She had charms to her, I suppose. She never lacked for company, I guess. I still have her skull, if you would like. You can kind of get an idea what her face looked like, if you use enough imagination.

>> No.9851747

>>9851735
Couldn't identify him. He was wearing some kind of green ski-mask.

>> No.9851751

>>9851745
Oh, right. People need their skulls to live. Nevermind.

>> No.9851755

Did he attack you with twin batons, too? I've heard reports of that, recently.

>> No.9851759

>>9851735
Probably Slaanesh. Go beat them up for heresy.

>>9851729
I was thinking, piping in water for the shower, but it looks like it no longer matters. Unless there's a next time.

>> No.9851761

>>9851722
Are y-You s-Sa-Saying T-tAmale Is-is-is A_duCk..?

>>9851729
Pl-plEase d-Don't t-tRy to bRush m-my back. I t-tEnd t-To lose Con_trOl o-of mY moRph th-Then.

>>9851735
oOoh, A m-MoRtal. WonDer wh-WHat h-hapPenS if I-me o-Open a WaRp p-Portal inSide his s-sTomach.

>> No.9851766

>>9851755
I actually just saw that movie yesterday.

Nah, we was wearing this big trench coat, so you can't really make out his body either, assuming it's a guy.

>> No.9851772

>>9851747
A green ski ma-

You dare insult me so?!? I will have you executed for this insolence!

>> No.9851774

>>9851751
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to get your hopes up.

>> No.9851776

>>9851761
Wait, you lose control of your morph when someone caresses your back?

>> No.9851777

>>9851772

CALM DOWN BUCKETHEAD.

>> No.9851780

>>9851772
What?

>> No.9851781

>>9851735
You are. As part of a grant scheme orchestrated by Tzeentch. You don't even know you're the only heretic here.

>> No.9851792

>>9851780
Do not try to wriggle your way out of this! Clearly you were mocking my rebreather!

>> No.9851797

>>9851792

IT IS PRETTY GREEN.

>> No.9851799

>>9851761
No, the story is a metaphor. For how someone who seems ugly and worthless as a child grows up to embody beauty and grace.

>> No.9851802

>>9851776
... Y-yEs.

>>9851781
MoRe CultiSts for th-The RaVen G-God..!

>> No.9851808

>>9851792
Well, it does look utterly stupid.

>> No.9851811

>>9851799

TAMALE? GRACE?

HAHAHAHAH.

>> No.9851820

>>9851799
>Beauty
>Grace

I don't know if you're making fun of me or not.

>> No.9851822

>>9851808
Silence, servant of the blood god. I have banished your gods petty minions before, and I will not hesitate to do so again.

>> No.9851843

>>9851811
Well, that's the thing about metaphors. There has to be a certain amout of interpretation to make them match the allusion.

... and I note you didn't laugh at the idea of Khornette being beautiful, either. Which might explain why you keep fantasising about her.

>> No.9851846

>>9851822
I C-caN't h-Hear yo-You over h_ow Si-silly Y-You looK.

>>9851811
Oooh, BluE flamIng H-Head. CoNsiderEd c-ConveRting y-y-yEt..?

>> No.9851851

>>9851802
NOTED!
>>9851792
No, he was actually wearing a green ski mask. I don't know if you've noticed, but a lot of folks around the Tiji Sector do that.

>> No.9851852

>>9851822
Just try it, you pussy.

>> No.9851857

>>9851843

I'M NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT HER LOOKS. I'D DO HER.

>> No.9851864

>>9851852
If she does it, I'm totally going to see if I can work up the nerve to ask her to autograph his giblets for me...

>> No.9851869

>>9851857
You'd do anybody. But you DREAM about her.

>> No.9851893

>>9851869

SHE'S MY HALF-SISTER. I'M ENTITLED TO.

AND TZEENTCHY, NO I HAVE NOT CONSIDERED CONVERTING.

>> No.9851909

>>9851869
I-Me d-Don't t-Think A_nybo-anyboDy drEams aboUT me. W-why wOUld anYone D-dreAm o-oF anoTher?
WAst_e oF time.

>>9851893
D-dIssaPointiNg. Oh w-Ell, I ca-cAn wait f-For you t-To c_ome ArounD eVentually.

>> No.9851911

>>9851869
He longs for what he can't have. Something about forbidden fruit tasting all the sweeter, or something.

>> No.9851928

>>9851909

I DREAM ABOUT YOU.

GRANTED MY DREAMS ARE INCREDIBLY LEWD, VULGAR AND DOWNRIGHT DISGUSTING BY SOME STANDARDS.

BUT HEY, I DO.

>> No.9851954

>>9851852
You think you could fell the man that banished An'ggrath single handedly?

Corruption takes it's toll mentally as well as physically, it seems.

>> No.9851960

>>9851954

ANG'GRATH WAS A PUSSY.

YOU'RE A PUSSY.

PUSSY.

>> No.9851983

>>9851909
Dreaming of another often results from thinking about them a lot. It is often tied to emotions, most commonly things such as love, hate, or regret.

>> No.9851996

>>9851983

WELL YEAH. THE WARP IS PURE EMOTION.

>> No.9852000

>>9851960
And you, servant of the lust god. What have you achieved, other than the attention of all the deviants of the universe?

Your cults are the easiest to find and cull. You practically make our work easier.

>> No.9852001

>>9851954
An'ggrath? HAHAHA, OH WOW.

He's a jumped-up, roid-raging, useless waste of space. A big, clumsy oaf who trips over his own axe and gets tangled up in his own whip half the fucking time.

I'm not impressed.

>> No.9852018

>>9852000
And while I hate to jump to Doomrider's defence, you only find the fucking retarded Slaaneshi cults, the ones with no long-term goals. You'll never find the most dangerous ones, because they'll have already subverted most of the damn population without anyone noticing.

I only wish Khorne's cults were as effective.

>> No.9852020

>>9851996
Um. No. Maybe the bits you cruise around in, but the warp is so much more than that.

Which reminds me, Narl, how goes your cult-chasing? I might actually have some free time soon.

>> No.9852024

>>9852000

I RAN DOWN A FEW SQUADS OF GREY KNIGHT TERMINATORS AND USED ONE OF YOUR DREADNAUGHTS AS A RAMP.

UH. AMONGST OTHER THINGS, YEAH.

WE ALSO HAVE A WARP-INFUSED GREY KNIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT, FAGGOT?

>> No.9852035

>>9852020
Sticking to the plan. Setting things up. Soon, things will get rolling.

>> No.9852043

>>9851954
WHAT'S THIS? A LOYALIST WHO THINKS HE IS HOT STUFF FOR BANISHING AN'GGRATH?

I AM INFINITELY MORE POWERFUL THAN THAT OVERGROWN BULL!

>> No.9852047

>>9852024
Amongst other things?

Did...did you rape a Dreadnought?

>> No.9852048

>>9852018
Um, pardon me, but we're trying! ...kind of. ...a little. ...we talked about it. ...once. ...while drunk.

By your leave, I'll go over here and shut up now. Sorry!

>> No.9852050

>>9851983
... M-my b-Blasted di_ctioNAry doEsn't m-menTion a-a-aNy oF th_ose... M-mayBe I s-shoUld fiNd one n-Not WritteN by Tzeentch?

>>9852001
Ang'gRath was s-So beWitcHed b-bY m-My illuSion_s. I tHiNk I'll M_iss Him.

>>9852018
C-cultS are so-So clichè. T-tHe real ChallAngE i-iS p-painting L-lAnd R-raiders.

>> No.9852054

>>9852047

MAYBE.

>> No.9852056

>>9852035
If you need any help, just ask. I suspect the Psykana may be kicking me out soon. Could be less than a week.

>> No.9852074

>>9852018
Well, you know, you co- NONONONONO, I'm not doing that.
>>9852050
Well, they're probably in there, in a metaphorical fashion.

>> No.9852081

>>9852056
Kicking you out? What'd you do?

>> No.9852092

>>9852050
Maybe pick up a dictionary relevant to the people trying to instruct you? So you get some idea of what they're saying?

And, um, that painting thing? Um. I think, you, um, well. You missed.
Nice highlighting, though.

>> No.9852101

>>9852043
So this is the chosen of the blood god? A frothing at the mouth simpleton?

I never did have any high expectations of Chaos, but you could at least try.

>> No.9852110

>>9852092
I'm pretty sure she did *not* miss.

>> No.9852111

>>9852074
What? I could what?

>>9852050
Could be an idea. Here's a primer to get you started:
>love
Something that doesn't exist.
>hate
When you see someone you really, really hate, and not in a fun way, that's hate. When you just want to tear someone apart with your bare hands, slaughter their family and burn down their house, that's hate.
>regret.
That's what Dad feels whenever he sees me.

>> No.9852113

>>9852101

I DON'T SEE ANY ACTIONS ON YOUR PART EITHER, BUCKETHEAD.

>> No.9852123

>>9852111
Love does too exist!
Also, I can't help you with that, that'd be heresy.

>> No.9852130

>>9852092
I-iT's n_ot E-easy to H-haVe_an u-uNcontrolLed mOrph in T-the middle OF mixIng p-pAints. A-aTleast I Didn't g-gEt anY on t-The L-land R-r-RaiDer...

>>9852111
... Oh.

>> No.9852133

>>9852123

BECAUSE NOTHING YOU'VE DONE IN THE PAST TWO DAYS HAS BEEN HERETICAL.

HINT, HINT.

>> No.9852154

>>9852081
It's more what they CAN'T do. I don't respond to training properly, so they may just turf me and be done with it. Not overly worried, I learned ten times as much from three months with the Eldar than I did from ten years with the Psykana.

>>9852111
>love
Something we feel for you, in an abstracted form, otherwise why would we bother trying to help?

>> No.9852221

>>9852123
I think you're well past the pure and un-heretical stage these days, Narl.

>> No.9852231

>>9852221
I'm not helping out chaos cults.

>> No.9852249

>>9852221
Mmrrrmm...

S-SaY, Narl, Y_ou W-woUldn't like T-to... t-try so_mething... nEw..? A small... Ch-chAnge in d-deVotion?

>> No.9852270

>>9852249
If he says 'no', he's just playing hard to get. It really means 'yes'.

>> No.9852279

>>9852249
Wait, what now?

>> No.9852314

>>9846491

Sauce/more?

>> No.9852323

>>9852279

DO IT FAGGOT.

>> No.9852327

>>9852279
You're a bright lad, Narl. Use your imagination.

>> No.9852330

>>9852279
Oh, I-Me-uS aRe j_ust W-WonderIng if... YOu w-Wouldn'T lIke To dEvote y-YoursElf t_o t-THe RaVen G-God? To b-Bask in H-His g-Gifts? It is s-So m_uCh e-eAsier oNce yoU need N-no lOnger c-Concern Y_ourSelf with mAterial worRies.

>> No.9852332

>>9852327
Derp derp derp I can't remember my fucking name at times

>> No.9852354

>>9852279
Y'know, Narl, I think she's hitting on you.

>> No.9852371

>>9852330
I'll pass on that, thanks.

>> No.9852413

>>9852330
>>9852371
He wants it, really. He just doesn't know it yet.

>> No.9852417

>>9852371
Aww...

>> No.9852437

>>9852413
>>9852417
Actually....

(he already has a girlfriend.)

>> No.9852456

>>9852437
Really? He - he does?

Oh.

That's...just fine for him, I suppose...

>> No.9852461

>>9852437
Really? I do? Who? Why didn't she tell me?

>> No.9852482

>>9852354

THAT SHIT IS SO OBVIOUS EVEN AN ULTRASMURF COULD FIGURE IT OUT.

>> No.9852501

>>9852456
>>9852461
Okay, so maybe "girlfriend" is a bit too... strong... a term.

But Narl, if Varity finds out you've been granting "favours" to daemons, we won't find enough of you to put in an envelope and mail back to Fedrid.

>> No.9852520

>>9852501
What's Varity care?

>> No.9852556

>>9852520
You're kidding.
You MUST be kidding.
...
...
Okay. Without Nils around Varity's decided she needs someone else to "guide," another lost soul in need of redemption. Guess who?

>> No.9852562

>>9852501
Just throw Doomrider at her. That'll shut her up.

Whoever she is.

>> No.9852586

rolled 17 = 17

>>9852556
>ROLLAN INTELLIGENCE

>> No.9852605

>>9852586
Fucking dammit, that'll do more to drive me to Chaos than anything!

>> No.9852625

>>9852562
Doomie's a daemon? Against Sister Varity, of the Adeptus Sororitas? Who may or may not have blessed weaponry? Certainly has a fondness for flamethrowers.

My money would actually be on Varity.

>> No.9852629

>>9852605
YO_hoo~

>> No.9852657

>>9852605
That's a GOOD thing!

>> No.9852658

>>9852629
...Well... Nononono, must stay true, must stay true.

>> No.9852661

>>9852605
Yeah, well, Varity isn't exactly sane. Unfortunately her insanity is no impediment to her position.

>> No.9852685

>>9852658
Oh look, the poor girl's injured! Maybe you can help her.

>> No.9852695

>>9852661
I've noticed. You know that she got training from the Grey Knights by way of Terminator's connections?

>> No.9852701

>>9852661

I'D STILL DO VARITY.

>> No.9852718

>>9852695
Uh huh. I also noticed she was quite insistent that not all Grey Knights are psykers, and that the ones who trained her were of that rare selection.
You've probably also noticed that she will make claims then deny their existence.

>> No.9852726

>>9852701
She'll rip your brain out through your ass.
>>9852685
Oh, haha.

>> No.9852731

>>9852658
T-tHink o_f aALl T-THE f-fUn t-Things wE cOuld D_o in Tzeentch'S UnEnding Li_BraRy!
We C_oULd reAD booKs, Forbidden TextS, fuNny Tales and poEms from BeyonD sP_acE an-And t_Time!

P-pAint MiniAtures, p-PlAy c-chess! And n-Not t-To foRget th_e ImmoRtaLity. We'D be frienDs for E-eternity.

>> No.9852739

>>9852718
I feel that's in-character for a Sororitas. Remember, they're supposed to adamant in their belief that they are right.

>> No.9852760

>>9852726

THAT SOUNDS FUN. CAN I HAVE HER ADDRESS?

>> No.9852795

>>9852701
It's... more like you'd get too close to her, and then her Faith would sear your soul from your physical manifestation and send you screaming back into the warp.

>>9852739
Yes, but she maintains that belief through denial, and possibly disassociation. She also maintains that no Sororitas has fallen to chaos, even though she also knows that one has.

>> No.9852796

>>9852726
I'm pretty sure we wouldn't see much of a difference if she did.

>> No.9852812

>>9852760
She'll show up at some point. Just ask her when you see her.
>>9852731
Aren't we already friends? Not that it isn't tempting, but I do have my vows to keep. Besides, mom would be really pissed.

>> No.9852870

>>9852795
Actually, that's an interesting point of fluff. No one denies that there are those who fall from the Sororitas, and not even to chaos. They just don't make the cut, or aren't faithful enough for them, or fall in love, or something like that. And it's not just initiates and novices either, happens to full fledged battle-sisters.

But the Sororitas maintain that any who fail them in these manners were never real sisters of battle to begin with, so no real sister of battle has ever fallen. It's a "no true scotsman" deal.

Also, she's actually spoken with and argued with a second fallen sororitas, of chaos. Nathariel the Exalted, or something like that.

>> No.9852883

>>9852812
How about I don't. I wouldn't want her to get any ideas funnier than the ones she already has.

>>9852796
Ah, Miss Khornette. I was wondering, how do you feel about Miss Tzeentchnette's rather overt attempts to woo Narl? To Tzeentch, I mean. You're okay with the idea of him spending much more of his time with her exclusively, rather than, say, hanging out with his other friends?

>> No.9852920

>>9852883
What? I was talking to Doom Rider.

>> No.9852937

>>9852920
Sorry. Might have a bad voxlink here. Or I has the dumb.

>> No.9852940

>>9852883
I don't see why, if they paired up together, they'd HAVE to spend less time with us. And to be honest it's a better life than being shackled to a Golden pyramid with a corpse sitting on top. Tzeentchette might not be particularly subtle, but going by my experiences with men, I've got no damn right to criticize her.

>> No.9852973

>>9852937
I hear there's a topical cream for that now.

>> No.9852978

>>9852940
Everyone calls him a corpse. He isn't dead yet.

No, it was more that I was wondering if you wanted him. To worship Khorne, I mean. Because there's only one Narl Haxtes, and either you get him, or you don't.

>> No.9852981

>>9852940
... W-whA_t d-Does 'Woo' m-Mean..?¤

>> No.9852997

>>9852981
Seduce. Ensnare. Convince one to fall in love with you.

>>9852978
That...that I would want him?

Well, uhm, wh-what would give you that idea?

>> No.9853020

>>9852997
B-but y_ou S-saId lo-lOVe doeS n_ot eXiSt.

P-Pl-plEaAse d-do-Donot l_ie t-To me, T-TamalE.

>> No.9853030

>>9853020

YEAH, YOU'RE HURTING THIS FAMILY, TAMALE.

>> No.9853068

>>9853030
YOU EXPLAIN IT TO HER THEN, ASSHOLE

>> No.9853109

>>9853068

WHAT WOULD I KNOW?

>> No.9853111

>>9852997
Hmm? Oh, surely daemons want to corrupt humans to the worship of the powers they represent, don't they? That's what we get told in Imperial Creed classes,anyway. What else could I mean?

>>9853020
Maybe she just meant she's never experienced it herself. Her family IS rather dysfunctional, after all, and she's admitted to having a difficult childhood. Who knows HOW she'd react if she actually found, say, a MAN she was attracted to. And what if said MAN was attracted to her, as well? How could any daemon of KHORNE, rage rage blood for me skulls for my chair, possibly dream of something like that?

>> No.9853200

>>9853111
I-us h-HaV_e nevEr f-fouNd SometH_ing t-To L_ovE. I thinK t-tHAt makEs me s_Ad.

>> No.9853217

>>9853111
Ah. Yes. That makes much more sense. I mean, since Narl's trained to kill things with a giant sword, he'd fit much more in with Khorne than Slaanesh. But he's got to go with his feelings, y'know?

>> No.9853287

>>9853200
Patience, child. It's not like they're just going to stroll up to you and say, "I love you. Will you love me?" perfume commercials notwithstanding. It's more a matter of meeting people, sharing common interests, experiences, dreams, what am I talking about it's not like I've been through any of this.

>> No.9853312

>>9853217
Oh yes. Feelings are important. Yours, too.

>> No.9853321

...

>> No.9853338

>>9853287
Well, that's how it is for most people.

For me, it's a string of short, loveless relationships as I cling to whoever's willing to let me convince myself they care about me, while using me for sex.

>> No.9853367

>>9853338
... I hear Narl gives good hug.
... and maybe good head.

>> No.9853369

>>9853338
And on that note, I'm going to go before I depress everyone further.

>> No.9853374

>>9853338
But... that's terrible! That's no way to go through one's existence!

>> No.9853384

>>9853369
Hang on a second! Come here.

>> No.9853385

>>9853367

I'VE SEEN HIM GIVE HEAD FIRST HAND.

HE'S NOT ALL THAT BAD, ACTUALLY.

>> No.9853427

I-'M g-Going t_o Re-rEad a BooK and T-try t_o foRget a_ll Abo-about T-this. I'M j-Just S_o conFused R-rIght noW.

>> No.9853445

>>9853427
Well, alright. See ya.

I guess Khornette left already, too.

>> No.9853464

>>9853427
If you forget all about it, how can you learn from it? I suspect Miss Khornette isn't the only one who needs a hug.

NARL! NEED ANOTHER HUG HERE!

>> No.9853496

>>9853464
Pretty sure they're both gone, dude.

>> No.9853521

>>9853496
Well. Damn.

And while I dislike being one of the flock, it's half past two in the a.m. here. I take my leave. Look after yourself, and remember I may actually be available for cult work soon.

>> No.9853553

>>9853521
Right. See ya later.

>> No.9854601

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.

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