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Advancing forward as he walks backwards, how does he do it?
With STYLE, that's how. What's up, Anonymous?

>> No.9641202
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I follow the Witch Path, and it leads to war.


so are you making a bad pun? or do you think that's really what Zealots say?

>> No.9641369

>I follow the Witch Path
So even male Eldar warlocks and that are called witches?


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That explains the pointy hats, at least, I guess.

>> No.9641491

Hey Tarvus. You may be in luck today.

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>> No.9641590

HA. After that warlock dragged me off and stuck me in his squad, we get to the battle, right? So we (me and the other wraithguards) get shoved out of a wave serpent and the warlock TAKES COVER BEHIND US. Not even trying to help us here, and we're up against Dark Eldar here. AND my gun wouldn't work, due to it being powered by the pschic abilities of its wielder. I may be made of the warp, but I'm no psyker. It made a nice club though. But enough about me--heard you were in a coma from your Inquisitor buddy. Feeling better?

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>> No.9641656

Hey, what's going o-

>> No.9641706

I fucking swear they're giving out these GET IN HERE buttons to too many people.


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What is it now?

>> No.9641717

Good news: no bugs in my legs

>> No.9641719

Odd. Keep drifting in and out. Strange dreams, too.

I meant luck because Fucking Liar is around, was just posting in another thread.

Afternoon, Crusader.

Afternoon, Shameless Gal.

>> No.9641725


Nothing much. I discovered that being a wraithguard REALLY sucks. Decapitate anyone lately?

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rolled 9, 10, 3, 3, 10, 10, 2, 3, 3 = 53

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Oh, hey. How are the mechandendrites and lascannons doing?

>Strange dreams
Like? And I already asked Liar. I doubt I'll be getting an extra tyranid from him any time soon.


>> No.9641782

Someone's been handing them out for free. I bet it's that redemtionist kid down the street, the little bastard.
Howdy do!
Nah, I'm on a different kinda mission right now.

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rolled 39 = 39

>> No.9641825


It's funny before they graduate to Farseers all eldar that follow th Witch Path are called Warlocks regardless of sex, and of course it is called the "Witch" path.

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rolled 6, 10, 3 = 19

>> No.9641872

Wait are you a giant psychic robot thing now.

I am going to have to get really jealous if that's a yes.

One dendrite's had the end popped off; I've replaced it with a Makedo blade. Other than that, all parts accounted for and in one piece. Am seriously considering putting in for leave and, I don't know, buggering off with a Rogue Trader at this point. I am so tired of this jungle bullshit.

How's your box, Haxtes?

>> No.9641917

My cell is very clean. Any new upgrades for you?

>> No.9641935

>Like? And I already asked Liar
Didn't realise you'd already spoken to him... it... whatever. As I said, been weird lately. Sometimes it's like I'm in different worlds, different possibilities. Was in a very unusual conversation with a thing that was like half-human-half-snake, but wasn't a mutant, and something like a giant flying fire-breathing lizard in human form, that wasn't a xeno, and a very angry servitor made out of only wood and metal, that wasn't heretek. And I wasn't a psyker, but a sorceror, but not Corrupted. Maybe I've been hanging around these Eldar for too long.

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rolled 4, 4, 8 = 16


>> No.9641963

Sounds like it. You need a vacation.

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>> No.9642056
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>different kind of mission
Is it a secret mission?

Damnit Ted, you killed all the internet plants.

>Implying that we should all stand around and watch the psyker potentially blow everything up instead of running for the hills.

Yes! But not giant nor psychic. Actually, I'm in repairs now, they're making me a new set of legs.
And it sucks being a Wraithguard. And my gun doesn't work, due to >>9641590.

>tripping balls
You haven't been licking catachan barking toads, have you?

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Looks like we've got a big long vacation coming. All this hiding we've been in? There's been a bit of a shakeup in some of the higher levels of the Ecclesiarchy, that's settled down now, but my Inquisitor has been called in. To Holy Terra, no less. He's being issued with a Warrant of Trade.

You want pics of Her Evilness Incarnate?

>> No.9642081

You DO know most Eldar guns do not require the wielder be psychic to operate, right?

>> No.9642082

Kinda. Just some investigation. Not even of something we're suspicious of, yet.

>> No.9642098

At least you had time to use the restroom, as you were on a mission, hopefully. I suppose that's something.

>> No.9642101

You gonna stick with him?

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hey there

>> No.9642123

Still on the mission. Can't find the bastards. It's pissing me off. How are things on your end, Varity?

>> No.9642142

Fine, I suppose, though rather uneventful. Who are you looking for?

>> No.9642180


I don't know what that is.

Good point! Also, hello.

>Can't find the bastards
I hate it when that happens. Have you tried lureing them to you?

>> No.9642182

Cult of the Silver Shroud. No negative info on them. No info on them, period. That's why I'm supposed to check on them.
Hey yourself.

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What Psyker.

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>> No.9642195

I might contract some Cybernetica for denser MIU links. Build in more protection from damage, too, I almost lost my front-right quadrant to a sword. An incandescent thrice bugged sword! Fuck jungles.

Maybe swap out a mechadendrite claw-set for a buzzknife.

>I'm the little Eldar robot
There's worse things to be. Even heretical machinery is still divine. Sort-of. Eh, you know what I mean.

>need new legs
hahahahahahahaha hahahaha seriously hahaha.

>> No.9642223

Wait, what? So you're investigating people that you have no information on?
How will you know it's them when you see them?

>And I wasn't a psyker, but a sorceror
Wait, there's a difference?

>> No.9642228

Kinda conditional of the Warrant. Him and all his Acolytes. We got outmanœvered. He ges stripped of all Inquisitorial authority and access to Imperial resources. OTOH, should be able to swing a favour or two with the Eldar, which will make cruising around the galaxy much safer. W-tag!

>> No.9642231

So... when is the WAAAGH! starting?

>> No.9642246

oh there here... *looks around all paranoid like*

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>> No.9642255

What if you just made the buzzknife a bayonet for an existing gun?
It's not that kind of investigation.
So, Fuuka. How have you been?

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You're getting a little crazy.

>> No.9642267

Didn't that game get canceled?

>> No.9642274

Hello, th-.... I don't even know what you are supposed to be, anymore...
Well, I suppose I have nothing to do but wish you the best of luck with that, again. You can always ask me if you need something.

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>> No.9642321

'preciate that. Say, how are things going with Tira?
I'm just gonna have to figure that out. You've done those cult busting missions, how did you think the Big I's got all their information? They send out some poor bastard to gather it!
Yes. Deals with the Eldar never end poorly.

>> No.9642326

-^^wow hit enter in acc now who can tell im new lol-

well i do have my soul in a giant tin can now dont i?

>> No.9642361

Fine? I suppose? She's not dead, and neither am I. So I suppose that makes things fine.

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>How have you been?

>> No.9642377
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YEAH, LAUGH IT UP, SHMUCK. Have you had your legs shattered to pieces after drop-kicking a dark eldar off a ravager? You have any idea how much that HURTS? Even though, y'know, I'm not supposed to feel pain due to wraithbone. Anyway, I have comissioned a new torso with farseer's help, If only to troll the warlocks. Shouldn't be as ploddy as my current one.

>sees what you did there.

I'm a daemon. I think.

But sending a crusader? It's a trap. I can smell it from here.
...But that could also be the rotary saw overheating.

>> No.9642398

>there's a difference?
Psykers are born, and manipulate the warp through natural ability. Sorcerors are made, and manipulate the warp through forbidden lore. They also corrupt more easily.

>Deals with the Eldar never end poorly
Depends whether or not you have something they want, and how you provide it. I've been giving it to them for free, and it really rankles some of them.

Greetings, Honoured Sister. Guess I won't be asking you for those Sororitas anymore.

>> No.9642401

I use all my mechadendrites as extra arms and stabilizers; they're not really made for combat use beyond smashing someone with them. I'd have to get some important circuitry redone and senses re-routed. I'm making do and every time I cut something it feels like someone's dragging my fingertips across liver. It's very unpleasant.

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You called?

Eh? No. You died, and had what was formerly your brain uploaded on to a neural frame. Of course, with your entire consciousness being something akin to a computer, they, as in your bosses the necron lords, simply went in and tweaked a few things. Putting your allegiance and such into their pockets for eternity. Face it, you died. Died hard. Whatever YOU are, is a completely new, and separate being from whatever poor shmuck was killed to make you.

>> No.9642446

O.... kay?
I suppose not. Have fun... doing whatever you're off to do, I suppose.
Wait... didn't you die?

>> No.9642463

So...How were the black ships? Do you remember any of it?

D'awwww. Did the hivemind kick you out?

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>> No.9642479

ok... now i is very depressed......i hate guardsmen

>> No.9642490

I had a leg stepped on by a burly Praetorian. He was a dick who did it on purpose and it felt really good to challenge him to ritual combat and get his ass knocked a few ranks. I was injured so of course my second took my place. The one who happens to be my counterpart in the skitarii. It was so cash; don't fuck with the 18th Hypastists' Captain.


>> No.9642515

Well, if you went into technicalitiesm I'd be heretek right now.
Jealous, Rhodes?

>every time I cut something it feels like someone's dragging my fingertips across liver
Get a power-weapon attachment?

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Sorry to hear,that, kiddo. Feel like sharing, or is it too soon?

Let there be Sheepkas.

>> No.9642518

Oh. Well I made a gift for her.
What? What happened, dear Fuuka?
Crusader-in-training. Crusaders never leave their Inquisitor's sides, at least not willingly. That means undercover missions too. I need to be able to blend and such.
Don't assume you have control of the situation, alright? Be wary.

>> No.9642577

>I had a leg stepped on by a burly Praetorian.
That's more of a snap. Have you ever hit a rock or something hard enough for it to actually shatter? That hurts more than a broken leg, dude.

Oh, so he's with you? Should be okay, then.

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Jealous of what? The whole machine body thing? Sort of. It's in the form of Eldar instead of Man, basically, so I'm really torn on how jealous I should be.

>Get a power-weapon attachment?
Maybe. I should have enough money/influence/time??? to get something REALLY BASIC if I decide to do that. I don't like veering away from a human form, though. Religion and all.

>> No.9642612

At least I thought he was dead....
I suppose it's rather refreshing to see commanders capable of accomplishing martial feats without a regiment to hold before them.
It's not so much his cover as I distinctly recall being there when he died. I attempted to apply medical care to the best of my abilities.
How nice of you?

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< Rubbish. >


< Dealing with the Eldar is a perfectly harmless endeavor. >


< It's not like we're going to manipulate you until you're utterly spent, then brutally exterminate you and everyone you have ever known simply for being a stain upon a galaxy that is rightfully ours. >


< We would never even consider such a thing. >


< Perish the thought. >


>> No.9642684

For hurting heretics with!
Granted, it's not exactly the hight of technology, but it has it's virtues.
Have fun getting raped by Slaanesh. It'll never end.
No, not at this point. Crusader-in-training, remember?

>> No.9642707

Also: I have an internal uplink. Don't need a console anymore.
...But spelling things with your mind sometimes doesn't work.

>I attempted to apply medical care to the best of my abilities
Nice job. He doesn't look dead at all.

>> No.9642722

>black ships
Bleak. They shoot you up with psy-suppressant drugs that also dull your intellect and senses. All the guards hate you and are simultaneously terrified of you, and are looking for any excuse to incinerate you and everyone around you. Bit like being an Underdecker, really.

>Don't assume
That's okay, there's no control on this situation. Moreso that the Harlequins seem o be running the Eldar side of things, and they have a VERY different perspective to regular Eldar.

Hello, Tileth. Learned some things about Eldar. You don't have the right to the galaxy, the species that made you had more. You have as much "right" as any of the Old Ones' creations. Which means you have as much as Orkz.

>> No.9642725

Maybe he burned a fate point?

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He's a Praetorian; I certainly HOPE he's capable of basic martial feats. He's a Specialist whose purpose is KILLING.

He crushed my nerve-links, which did put me in a bit of incredible agony until I shut the whole thing down manually, but I don't know how Wraithbone transmits senses so I don't want to dick-wave with you because shattering legs totally blows. I've damaged myself from landing too hard. It fucking sucks AND you look like an initiate fresh from the Rites of Induction.

>> No.9642750
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I am the Ghost who works for the Inquisition. Sanctioned by the Inquisition. I know and help all in the Inquisition.

In no way shape or form am I a previous person you once knew.


>> No.9642754

Careful about antagonizing the Wraithlord. It may take offense to it and fire upon you. And I'm standing several meters away from you, so it will likely hit me. Or, do it standing closer to me, so I don't get shot by anti-tank weaponry.

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That duckling thread still has me thinking about that baby mockingbird I took care of a decade ago. I don't know if it lived or not.

I think it will haunt me to my grave.

>> No.9642770

He probably wanted an asskicking.
Yeah, well, just don't cause a situation I have to fix, alright?

>> No.9642776

I kind of meant you, Captain.
..... I've got my auspex on you...

>> No.9642794

Oh, oh, is it time to insult the Eldar's accuracy again?! I want in!

>> No.9642802
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I distort Auspex's with my ghost powers, to make it seem like I'm a living person!


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Well, better you took care of it than you didn't. You gave it more of a chance than it would otherwise have had.

>> No.9642834

You cared for it, and whatever amount of time you spent with it was special and helped it along. What do you have to regret? That you parted ways? That was an inevitability, wasn't it? So try not to worry about it. Cheer up, buttercup.

>> No.9642835

That's spooooky!

>> No.9642837

Wait, I wasn't actually using an auspex. Hold on, let me start it up.

>> No.9642856

A ghost!

>> No.9642862

I dare you to lick it.

>> No.9642869
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Dam straight it is.


Ghost powers activate! WoooOOOooo!

>> No.9642884

rolled 32 = 32

You better have a really, really big gun then.

Oh! Oh! Tileth, just the giant walking machine of doom I was looking for. I present to you the team co-ordination efforts of a squad of Wraithguard:

<ultramarinekiller5123> omg we got stuck with the noob
<1337killer> fuck that man
<yrielishot13> were all going to die again now
<Tarvus> I'm not that bad, sheesh.
<ultramarinekiller5123> omg a girl
<1337killer> asl????
<yrielishot13> omg will you cyber with me


Of course, it makes sense now.

No, like literally shatter them. Have them go everywhere. And then get stabbed repeatedly by what I assumed was the other deldar's lover or something.

...versus 46, stupid laggy wraithguard senses.

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>I have an internal uplink
I have a vox-caster. I could theoretically link wirelessly to my console and then use haptics for nicer input.

I'm just too lazy for that. I use my MIU link when I'm in my (fucking terrible) tent, anyway. Typing is for Imperials.

Oh well then, uh. Honesty time: I'm the only humanist for fucking miles on this jungle shitbox. Anyone here could snap my neck quicker than you could say 'Ave Machina'. Sure, I could go through Guardsmen pretty easy, but I'm not exactly specced for combat like they are.

ok this is cute as hell. Spooky Imperial Ghost!

>> No.9642900

I will!

>> No.9642932
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>> No.9642933

I don't need a big gun. I've got a big sword.
Well, not blatantly, I keep it out of sight as much as possible when I'm searching. Seriously, it's just information gathering, I'm not supposed to purge them even if I find them to be heretical.

>> No.9642941



< We have a far better claim to this galaxy than the Orks, after all, we were the ones created to serve as the generals and strategists. >


< The Ork were never intended to be anything more than a tool, expendable cannon fodder, nothing more. >




< For the record, I have actually been able to hit you in the past. >




< Yes. >


< This is why we gave them the lower end bodies. >


>> No.9642942

rolled 1 = 1

Please, do not move, the auspex, is calibrating. Please to not look away from, the auspex. The auspex, is nearly finished calibrating.
That's more than can be said for a lot of Imperial Guard regimental commanders, though a few stand out.

>> No.9642943

I bet you taste like pork.
Or ham.

>> No.9642952

I'm trying not to think about how much that would hurt. I am intimately acquainted with all sorts of pain and I don't need to add imagined agony beyond par to it.

>big sword
>no gun?

>> No.9642962
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reporting in!

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>> No.9642977
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>> No.9642978

I am!

>> No.9642987

...I've got a vanaheim shotgun and an autopistol.

>> No.9642993

How's he taste?

>> No.9642997

Orks have also been able to hit me. That says nothing about their accuracy, only how much they've tried.
According to the auspex..... you have ghost cancer.

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I take it both of you missed that thread.. or what I shared at least.

It was years ago. After a big storm. Big big storm. Blew the hell out of everything kind of storm. In the aftermath, there was a baby mockingbird in our driveway. Not just the bird.. but the entire nest. It just sat inside chirping.. waiting for it's mom. We decided not to bug it to give the mom a chance to find it.

Never did.

I took it upon myself to take care of it when it became apparent the mother had given up on the baby. With that storm, the wind could have carried the nest a fair enough distance to make it impossible to find for the mom. Tough luck, birdy. I was willing to try though, and I tried my hardest to keep it going.

I made it a nest in a small box. Kept it fed. Kept it nearby to watch it. I tried to stay near as often as I was able. Kept it safe and happy. Near as I could tell a baby bird could be happy anyway.

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>> No.9643022

Look up Legio Destructor. We're big on merit-based promotions.

I was about to get worried. Of course, I've always thought guns are better than swords, but I'm no Inquisitor sidekick.

There's something to be said about the sheer amount of shots Orks can put out. It's quite impressive.

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>> No.9643036

I did miss that. Do go on.

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>> No.9643046

You really are trying hard to invalidate my compliment.

>> No.9643055

Tastes like bed sheets.
Very dirty bed sheets.
Brb cleaning mouth.

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>> No.9643071

They are usually better than swords, though sometimes you just can't use a gun. Plus, the sword is what they gave me. The guns are my own.

>> No.9643074

Oh shit I think he saw me!

>> No.9643091

wait what did i say wrong this time?

Besides, I know I'm no paragon of virtue or faith. Better a truth than a lie. Or something like that.

>> No.9643095

That's a very good gun.



>> No.9643096

Ew. I bet those are his special sheets.

>> No.9643117

Don't know. I just know she looks down on the Guard.

>> No.9643128

Disaster was already brewing though. I couldn't be near the bird all the time. My parents wouldn't have me cooped up for weeks just to care for a bird, and they took offense at the idea of keeping it in the house because it pooped. When they insisted I make the nest outside.. yeah.

The issue of not being able to keep my eye on it got worse. I made a comfy nest outside in a cylinder. Nice roof.. soft inside... on a rail so it was harder for stuff to climb up and get inside. It just.. disappeared one day though. I hadn't heard it crying for a while and went to check, fearing it was dead. It was just gone though.

I was.. very upset. Inconsolable. It was nowhere to be found. I feared it had been snatched by something and was dead. Luckily, it showed up a day later wailing. I rushed outside and immediately relocated it inside. My parents could hardly argue with it after my worst fears had been realized.

The problem remained though. I couldn't be at the house 24/7. A week had passed, and things seemed to be going fine. The bird was fed regularly, seemed to like the choice of food(I think we settled on some kind of berry that the bird liked. I forget what it was specifically). But.. well..

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>can't use a gun

Guardsmen have the potential to be cool. I wouldn't exactly know, but the Hypasts are basically guard, right, and they're pretty cool?

>> No.9643163

I complimented you for actually being able to not die in a simple fight, and you try repeatedly to enforce that you're incapable of doing so, or that it's nothing important.
No, but really. I know who you are. Moreover, I know your sheet is only 30% linen, you got scammed. Also, you have a blister on your right ankle.

>> No.9643168

rolled 5 = 5

Rolling for mega armor save.

>> No.9643181

Wondered about that. Have you considered getting a Power Maul? It has a stun setting, in case you need to take prisoners.

>the generals and strategists
Hmmph. And the grunts. Orks were a different strategy, and one more long-term. And unlike Eldar, Orks can evolve.

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Now where was I...

Oh yes.


I shall answer any question the Inquisition has of me.

>> No.9643208

How do you see through the sheet?

>> No.9643214

Fuck yes I live!

>> No.9643228

God damnit. How do you get upgraded? Does it work that way?
Do you get penalized for tearing a squadmate's head off?

He means when you don't want to draw attention to yourself. Also, uh, I'm transferring a book on wraithbone maintentance to you. Just incase I need repairs after I ditch this joint.

Did not need that mental image, man. Thanks for that.

>> No.9643248
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A neat upgrade for my carapace armor I found on para-


Ghost vision.


>> No.9643250

What is love? And failing that, what is the probability of my baby not hurting me, not hurting me, no more?

>> No.9643260

Not the inquisition, but can you do a handstand?


>> No.9643267

It went off again?
Space hulks, in an unstable area for example. Don't want any stray shots wrecking what little structural integrity is there.
I think you mean shock maul. Power mauls are basically giant powerhammers.

>> No.9643280



< Evolve physically, perhaps. >


< But when have they ever really changed? >


< They are the exact same brutes they were when the Old Ones first made them. >


< If anything they are the one constant in the universe. >


>> No.9643281

If I poke you, will you feel like a big squishy marshmallow, which you kinda look like?

>> No.9643303

Any time.
She's the one bringing it up.

>> No.9643307

Came home one day. I had decided to keep the bird on a very large table by the door, so I could see it right when I walked in. It was on the floor. The dog was hovering over it. The baby bird was hobbling around in pathetic circles on the floor. It couldn't stay on it's own feet. Just one leg could stand. I knew what happened immediately. The dog had been overly interested before. Nipping at the air near it. The dog had, obviously, got a bit too close and carelessly hurt it. I nearly killed the dog there. I restrained myself and chased him out of the room. No time to kill him after all. I picked up the bird carefully and put him back in his nest. He had to have jumped out of the nest and wandered off the table. The fall couldn't have hurt it(too small for that).

Had no choice. The leg must have been broken. It didn't look broke.. but the bird couldn't use the leg. What else could it be? I told my parents we had no choice. We HAD to go to the vet. They had been reluctant to go before. I had actually originally wanted to just take the bird to a vet. What did I know about raising birds? They fed me an excuse about how they would have put down a baby bird, but I think now they were just concerned the vet would make them pay for the bird's care or something. The way they talked as I said we had no choice now.. they were worried about the vet making us pay for it.

I didn't care.. but I knew they'd probably just put the bird down now. It was injured.. and so small. So small, too hard to take care off at that size and age. I reluctantly handed the box to the woman at the front desk though. I explained the situation..

Then walked out. I didn't know what they were going to do with it. I didn't know if they would take care of it or put it down. I never found out. To this day, I am clueless.

And to this day I am tuned into baby bird cries. A very distinct sound, really. I try to ignore them every year when it comes time for BIRD BABIES.

>> No.9643312

Yea.... I've got my eyes on you.... formerly deceased Guardsman Ted... Also, Alexandros may be surprised to see you, again. Or he may just shoot you, again. One can never tell. Also, you should get that blister checked out, it impedes performance.
Start what?

>> No.9643324

But... *sniff* but... you were trying so hard. What happened next?

You know wraithbone can be made to regenerate? Most wraithgurd and wraithlords will recover from damage, given time. Otherwise, you'd need a properly trained psyker (i.e. Eldar) to fix it.

>> No.9643336

Bringing what up? What did I do?

>> No.9643347
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zzwuh? Another one of these? Okay, I'll bite. Hi.

>> No.9643352
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I am very capable of not dying, obviously. It's just that I can't win against my comrades in the forces in a one-on-one ritualized combat. I /can't/. It'd be like siccing a guardsman on yourself in armor, Honored Sister. It just would not end well for him 99 times out of 100.

And it's not really that important. I'm a cog in the wheels of the Great Machine. I am part of Vinctus Lustrix, in a very small sort of way. Who cares how many men I could take on in ritualized one-on-one combat? All that matters is that my little cog-self turns in harmony with the rest of the machine. (pict actually related; check out the lascannon on the right. Twinlink that bitch and slap wheels on. Hell yeah.)

>psyker bullshit
Come on, man, you know better.

I was trying to joke and failed. Damn my fel.

>> No.9643359



< Love is like a very potent drug. >


< It can make you do all sorts of things that you would normally never even consider.


< And the withdrawal is extremely painful. >


< Also, 0% >


>> No.9643362

*whimper* Ye gods I am such a sook.

>> No.9643365
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Love is a emotion, created through bio-eleticrical stimuli created in the brain by various means. It is also a powerful emotion that a good deal of the warp is made out of. If harnessed correctly, it can even calm the warp eddies enough to create a simple form of maulable warp, further testing indicates that the Eldar created their Warpways weaker walls out of this. However exploitable it may be, it still holds in some places.

As to your baby, she is still suffering through that last heartbreak you gave her on Tartur V, she will gladly settle down with you if you ever feel the need to actually get on with life.

Also, catchy tune.

>> No.9643371
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Can I get a brofist from you for being such a good sport about me licking you?

>> No.9643373

You could just go to the local veterinarian's office and ask? It'd give you a bit of closure, maybe.
Ugh... never mind.

>> No.9643378
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Just because she does doesn't mean you have to respond in kind. I heard someone say 'the best way to win an argument is to not start one in the first place' the other day.


>> No.9643386

Hey kiddos.

>> No.9643393
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Hitting on threes...

>> No.9643407


Disregard this, I fail at rollan'

>> No.9643417

good evening, russ

you craving breakfast too, yeah?

>> No.9643434

I understand, however, sometimes it's simply better to take what you're dealt.
..... I am confused and perturbed by this.

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Did I miss sumthin?

>> No.9643439

It's been years. A decade or more, and I don't even live near that vet office anymore. It didn't seem like the kind of thing they would talk with me about anyway. It wasn't my pet or anything. They wouldn't tell me what they were going to do with it before I left.

They just.. sort of took it and said goodbye to me.

>> No.9643454

I licked a ghosty.

>> No.9643464
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I drew this. Throwing it at my player in my Dark Heresy campaign. Stating it now.

>> No.9643466


DO dey taste any good?

>> No.9643473
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Alright, look. You caught me. My Inquisitor pulled the plug on my assignment and reassigned me to a diplomatic detail that went sour.

If that clone wants to try and shoot me again, he's welcome to it. I just needed a quick way of getting off that damn ship without actually getting off it alive.

...If that makes any sense.

Anyways. Back to answering questions.

No, No, and the wraithguard needs to man the fuck up.

>> No.9643476

Not really, man, what's up?

>> No.9643478

>recover from damage
>psyker bullshit

Well, keep the manual thing anyway. It's an interesting read.

Also, I'll send you a wraithbone maintenance manual as well. Just incase.

Hey Nimue. No, you can't touch the wraithbone.

Hello unstable-yet-honoured primarch.

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What the Tzeentch? That thing looks.. Eeeh.

Very Slaaneshi-daemony though. I assume that's what you're using it for?

>> No.9643486

yuuuuup indeedy

>> No.9643490

Heyyy, it's spooky wolf-thing. How's it going.

There's a reason I'll never get a higher rank than what I've got, and it's not only because I really can't progress in the rites of perfection of metal.

>> No.9643491
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Hello, Miss Heretic Sorceress.

You should become an Explorator. They can increase their Fel.

Did you ever figure out what the situation between you and Fuuka was?

>> No.9643493
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Ave Imperator!

>> No.9643495


Kill it ans taek deir teef? It'z wot any proppa ork would do!

>> No.9643520

Well it was really sheets. And they tasted very salty...

I need to get that taste out of my mouth.

>> No.9643523

It also means that I'm sitting around listening to that bs every damn time.
Sup, Russ? You're just in time to comfort Fuuka.
You sure do.
As it should be.
Well, I don't see much else you could do for closure. That's just my suggestion, Fuuka, you do what you want with it.

>> No.9643538

>wraithguard needs to man the fuck up
I'd be insulted but I'm not sure to what you are referring.

It looks like a chrysanthemum to me.

>I really can't progress in the rites of perfection of metal
So you don't want your standard-issue metal bits?

>> No.9643547

I don't clearly remember, as I somewhat dismissed it. Why did he even shoot you, again?
But I didn't do anything! What did I say?

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>> No.9643555
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Both of you.

>> No.9643561


If compared to a squig pie, what would you prefer?

>> No.9643565

Never mind, dammit!

>> No.9643580

The squig pie.
I licked a ghost. It didn't taste all that great.
Lary is doing fine btw

>> No.9643587

Are you angry because I said a lot of higher Imperial Guard commanders cannot accomplish anything for themselves and act as armchair generals? Because I noted there were numerous exceptions, but I dare you to disagree that a lot of officers attain their position through means other than prowess.

>> No.9643609

sitting under air conditioner, thinking of eating shit monkey food. craving french toast, huge pile of bacon

... can talk to one another as human beings, yeah?

>> No.9643612

Til's a Wraithlord. I'm a Wraithguard.

The difference being Tileth's twice as tall as me, and I'm stuck with a mob of mental twelve-year-olds. And a pussy warlock.

>> No.9643629

...Tarvus? Do you enjoy being wraithguard? How would you feel about being, oh, a starship?

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The humie is right. Unlike us orkz, yer kind can find deir way to the top through means other then proving you are da biggest.

If yehz grew when yeh foight, den you would not be havin' dese problems roight now.

>> No.9643635

There's some required augments that I can't really agree with, and I've got some spinal damage that prohibits certain surgeries to get done safely. I'm basically at the top of my game, and I'm only eighty Standard Imperial. It's kinda depressing if I think about it too much.

>> No.9643648


Wait...how did a beakie boy-turned chaos git convince the eldar to make yeh a Wraith-fingy?

>> No.9643669
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Because I declared heresy, rightfully so considering the ship, and since his mindset was always "might makes right" he shot me. As soon as I could, I hit an escape pod, went to the waiting escort ship, and got the throne out of there.

Then I ended up spending a few years in the webway, chatting with a half-dead eldar. Picked up some xeno-medical skills as well as some other nasty damning knowledge, and got back to the Imperium as fast as possible. Through the Eye no less. Did you know that I had to sneak past an entire chapter of Chaos Space Marines with a dieing eldar on my back? It was sickening to know that at any time, the giant eye up top could simply glance in my direction and seal my fate.

Emperor preserves.

>> No.9643671

>Because I noted there were numerous exceptions
No, you did not, you said there were "few exceptions," which is quite different from "numerous exceptions." And when you're talking about prowess, are you referring to prowess in combat, tactical prowess, strategic, logistical, or what?

>> No.9643703

I assure you, both I, and my superiors, would be more than a match for you, and others like you. One has to be, otherwise, leading from the front as we do.
Oh, how nice for you. I think?
Feel free to dissect my adjectives. And all of those, however, in this particular instance, I referred to prowess in combat.

>> No.9643705


Ask her.

Nothing much. What's up with her?


>> No.9643735
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Damn right it's nice for me.

>> No.9643737

Read her posts.
You're full of crap, Varity.

>> No.9643749

>How would you feel about being, oh, a starship?
You're kidding, right? There's no way I could keep a starship in order. I shouldn't even be able to pilot this thing, due to not being a psyker and all. I'm blaming that on warp dickery. I doubt I could take a starship.

You could always download yourself into L1 or Eversor and take over someone else's body when they tried to link into them.

Extenuating circumstances.
Perilsing into a farseer and then getting pooped out into a spiritstone which then got attached to a Wraithguard, actually. Shit sucks.

>> No.9643770

You're civil, I'm civil. I don't see a reason for us to slap-fight. It's not like you're tainted by chaos and you don't have any psyker bullshit.

Therefore we can be cool.

>keep the manual
i GUESS. As long as it won't make my personal cogitator shit itself.

I'm tempted. Even if it means dealing with Rogue Traders being all WOO MONEY WOO TRADING WOOOOOOOO WE'RE PIRATES IN SPACE.

>> No.9643790

If you're interested in starting a fight, there are easier ways to go about it. However I fail to see your issue here, other than that you seem to take a generalization as a personal insult. I'm going to tell you there are cowards and people who are not fit to be soldiers in the guard. I'm not going to tell you it is everyone, and I'm not going to tell you this invalidates them as a fighting force. To refute this is ignorance, and to take offense to it is understandable. However, the point stands.

>> No.9643814


I can bring out me trophy rack ans show you how many of yer kind I have killed so far.

>> No.9643832
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>being a starship

>You could always download yourself into L1 or Eversor and take over someone else's body when they tried to link into them.
We've been over this.

I'll pop the popcorn!

>> No.9643838

You're a soul unencumbered by a body, housed in a psychoactive non-material. You're a psyker now, to a certain extent.
You wouldn't be running all the ship all the time. I was thinking more of an overseer position.

I'm thinking we could probably use the assistance of a tech-priest/explorator, who wasn't fanatically Machine Cult As Defined By The Priesthood Of Mars. Wouldn't know where to find one of those, would you?

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Two words, a tilde and a hyphen:

No, it's not warp-tainted. There's a section on 'bringing out your inner bonesinger' and that's about it.

>> No.9643859
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You know, that makes me wonder. Is there really such thing as consciousness-uploading that isn't like, Eldar-only, or something that Lucius does?

>> No.9643866

I'm so very sure. I would do the same, however, I find it both necessary and inconveniencing. There would be far too many corpses, and intact corpses are capable of spawning more Orks.
I made an aside that Imperial Guard high commanders are not often the best of personal fighters, it's not exactly my fault he's extrapolated it into such a grievous insult.

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Sure. The Dark Age of Technology would have had that sort of thing, and its remnants would be around. They had machines capable of jacking into a person and controlling their moods, it would be simple to work backwards from there.

>> No.9643895

Who's starting the fight? You're the one that keeps dragging up your opinions on the Guard and stating them as fact. And you are making generalizations, whether or not you would recognize it, and I do take offense. I've never said that there is no one unfit to serve in the guard, but you continue to insist that it is the majority. As in this case, you said the exceptions are few. If the exceptions are few, than that means, yes, the majority is unfit.

And remember, I kept on saying, "never mind, never mind," but you INSISTED.

>> No.9643917
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Iz not above a scrap. Do you wanna go?

>> No.9643923
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That's worrisome. From what Tarvus was implying here I was thinking the AdMech had something to replicate that. Spooky!

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Suddenly random pic

>> No.9643936

It's theoretically doable but only hereteks do it because it leads to insanity in 99.99% of cases and it's the kind of insanity that tries to kill humanity.

I mean, when I'm DC'd to L1 or Eversor, I'm not the same person. I'm in the gun and the gun is in me enough to make us some sort of gestalt third person-gun... person. There's a term for it but it's difficult to put in Gothic.

Oh fuck, singing. I fuck up playing back recordings, much less singing normally. Eh, it's something to read.

Unlike the rest of us gun-toting lunatics, they're in the position where they don't HAVE to be leading from the front. I have commanders who never leave the ship in orbit, much less 'lead from the front'.

>> No.9643937

It would be boring as hell, that's what it would be. I want to be on the front lines, running people over in my Land Raider Perforator.

>I'm thinking we could probably use the assistance of a tech-priest/explorator
Huh. Nope. I could say kidnap Rhodes over there, but I don't know how he'd feel about getting off his mudball.

Ooh, repairs are almost done. I can get back to trying to slap some sense into the rest of the squad soon, so they don't decide to moon the Ravagers next time.

>> No.9643959
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Always remember the sacrifice and hard work of the Imperial Guard and the Imperial Navy. It is they who hold the line. They who wear down the foe with their courage and grit. They who smash the enemy aside with rifle and armour. They who cheer at our concerts. They who attend our autograph signings after a successful campaign.

Truly the Astartes cannot be everywhere, but the good men and women of the Imperium can be, and they acquit themselves perfectly.

>> No.9643971

*pssst* Hey, Sister! You don't need intact corpses to spawn orks! You just need halfway decent soil! Have you been just destroying corpses and not breaking out the promethium or fungicide afterwards?

>> No.9643976

I insisted to know what your issue was, I'm not a Munitorum Logistician, I only know from my experience. And in my experience, the Guard is not entirely reliable. In fact, my unit is sent in numerously to specifically reinforce crumbling, or suspected to crumble Imperial Guard locations.
What is that supposed to mean?
What is that? A chainblade? Pfah
I understand, I said it was nice to see a leader capable of doing so. Not it is a prerequisite to command.

>> No.9644000

Give me two more weeks and I'll probably be begging for daemono-eldaric kidnapping.

There's a monsoon moving in. :(

>> No.9644002
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Oh, I'm sure they could but the technology is rare and very few could understand it, if at all. The closest item they would have of that kind that wouldn't be declared dangerous heretech would be the interface of a Titan. A Princeps forms a consciousness bond as part of the titan, and in death it's not unheard of for a "ghost" to remain behind in the machine.

>> No.9644007

No, I mean to say lugging around aforementioned corpses would spawn more Orks. As such, it's rather silly to do.

>> No.9644008


It cutz through power armor nice like.

>> No.9644028

Righto. Thought I'd ask, anyway.

...hmm. I wonder if I could put wraithcircuits into a Land Raider. Probably.

>> No.9644033
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I like em cuz they is loud.
Me klaw is much better tho

>> No.9644043

Why, sure it does! You are truly a paragon sales-Ork! I will take a dozen!

>> No.9644060

And I insisted that we not push the issue, that we just let it die, but you blew right past that. And, as ever, I highly doubt your credibility when it comes to your personal experiences.

If your argument is that "sometimes the Guard do not hold the line," or "there are some who are incompetent in the Guard," try saying that instead of, "with a few exceptions, the Guard do not hold the line," or "with a few exceptions, the Guard is incompetent."

>> No.9644068
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>What is that supposed to mean
It means you like him~

...And if I can AWOL out of the next battle, I'll gladly join up with you. But if I'm not around a psyker I kinda zone out sometimes. Maybe a coat of paint would help.

>daemono-eldaric kidnapping
Made me laugh.

>> No.9644069

>S-stupid Narl, I can't agree with you.

>> No.9644074

I know an Electro-cultist who would be way into helping.

>> No.9644078
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Yer sarcasm enrages me, DEFEND YERSELF, HUMIE!


>> No.9644086
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But that would be grievous tech-heresy! Are YOU hereteks?

>> No.9644091

>And, as ever, I highly doubt your credibility when it comes to your personal experiences.
Just what is that supposed to mean?
What? You're being ridiculous.

>> No.9644108

>I wonder if I could put wraithcircuits into a Land Raider
FUCK NO! I'm not spending the rest of until the Land Raider breaks as a Land Raider If you want to really make me happy, find a less ponderous body than this. I swear, I'm like Agi 12 now or something.


>> No.9644111

It's pretty straightforward.

>> No.9644124
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I'm not a heretek!

The Electro-cultist, though. He's a bit more into electricity than is healthy. Eldar circuitry is a hobby of his.

So sort of?

What if you could find one of the No-Men?

>> No.9644133

Quiet, you! I'm arguing with Haxtes!
Apparently, it's not as straightforward as you think!

>> No.9644148

Just take the teeth. It's what orks value, anyway.

You could, you know, just let it go.

No! We're Rogue Traders (well, soon), and we do what we want!

Having a WraithLandRaider sounds pretty cool, actually. Will add oversized landing craft to shopping list.

>> No.9644150

That sure sounds tsundere to me.
Don't tell me you've never noticed. Even a little.

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Oh. That reminds me of that kitten...

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*dents power armor with massive blow*

I dun care.

>> No.9644179

You keep on claiming that in all those situations, "with a few exceptions," the lines broke due to cowardice. To me, that's as incredible as me telling you that I saw a traitor sister on Tranch, is to you.

>> No.9644206

She could, too. I tried to avoid this, she wouldn't have it.
Please don't even joke about that.

>> No.9644224

Ow! Stop that! I have to get that fixed! And it takes time!
Cowardice is not the right term. There are some foes not fit for human eyes, and lines break due to cowardice, not because they are all cowardly! No one forms a regiment of cowards, but the brave die, and the cowards run. What's left is too fragile to hold the line!

>> No.9644239


Den. Fight. Back. *fires slugga*

>> No.9644245

>Please don't even joke about that.
What's wrong? Don't return the sentiment? Sore spot?

>> No.9644250

What? You mean False-men, right?
Anyway, they're too gribbly. No thanks.

NO! NO NO. NO THANK YOU. NO THANKS. I'VE SEEN TOO MANY LAND RAIDERS BREAK IN PAINFUL AND VARIED WAYS. Maybe if I got a miniturized Wraithlord upgrade, but that would be it. I mean, I could probably mount a couple of brightlances or something but NO STICKING ME IN LARGE, EASY TO HIT VEHICLES.

>> No.9644265
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I figured.

What about a chicken-walker?

>> No.9644292

I heard a joke, this one time on Mars:

A Sentinel pilot is complaining to another sentinel pilot about their rides.
"AV 10 all around AND open-topped? This is like a walking coffin!"
A dreadnought then walked past and said

>> No.9644293


Actually, if it'll make me baaw, I think I'll pass for now. Go see if Fuuka needs cheering up.

She could; she isn't; the vicious circle continues. You honestly mean you haven't got anything better to do with your time?

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Imma kick ass elsewhere.

Inb4>implying you kick ass at all.

>> No.9644311

ngl I laughed.

I still have that servitor option open if you go really crazy.

>> No.9644331



< Heh. >


>> No.9644345

Definitely not. I might go mad-er.


Ooh, repairs are done. Buffing time now!

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Scouts lead the way

>> No.9644367

That's not what you've said in the past. It used to be "they thought their job was done, so they retreated" or "they retreated at the sight of the enemy." It doesn't help that "things man was not meant to see" is something that a fair number soldiers of the Imperial Guard, especially the Cadians, Catachans, and other regiments to numerous to name (as is often the case regarding anything in the Guard) deal with from childhood onward.

>> No.9644375

Heh. Well, part of the reason wraithtypes are so clumsy is because they're hauling around oversized power plants. If we came up with a wraith with no weapon options you could work with a smaller plant.

>> No.9644392

She's fine as a friend, usually. That's all I'm saying.

>> No.9644395

I'd be purpose-building it; it couldn't be that bad, could it? I mean, I'd cram as much space in there as possible.

Are you telling me Eldar stuff isn't as mindblowingly awesome as they tell us it is? I knew it!

>> No.9644424

>no weapon options
Well, it's not like my wraithcannon works anyway. Sounds legit.
...So, when will you be passing by Biel-Tan next?
And do you have any idea about how to fix the whole zoning out thing?

>> No.9644434

In regards to singular instances in which they applied, and only the prior, not as generalities that you seem to have interpreted them as. You're putting words in my mouth, or misunderstanding them. No one deals with daemons from childhood. Save psykers.
Haxtes, I'm not trying to argue, I'm saying I've seen the Guard retreat before, and it has cost others dearly. You do not have to extrapolate everything I say into a mass generalization and insult to everything the Imperial Guard stand for.

>> No.9644442

Hi. I've dealt with daemons since I was a child.

It's even less fun than you'd think.

>> No.9644443

Actually, it can be pretty bloody awesome, but they don't see it. In a way, the Eldar are as technologically stagnant as the Imperium. Probably because they're too busy being emo and bemoaning the good old days..

>> No.9644446



< Or you could simply scale up the size of the overall design. >




< Quiet. >


< It is in fact as mindblowingly awesome as they say. >


< Anyone who says otherwise is lying. >


>> No.9644451

Hush let me savor this.

And with this, I go to recharge.

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>> No.9644468

I'm sorry, I believe I said psyker. If you want to say you're not based on a technicality, you're free to do so.

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>> No.9644480

So we're back to "I didn't generalize, you interpreted it that way!"
Which goes back to this:
Which address that argument, which you did not refute.

I'm done talking with you about this, Varity. But don't go pretending that you didn't insist on arguing this.

>> No.9644484

Why don't you two just stop arguing and make out already?

>> No.9644498

Does it sound like I would want to, or could, stand any more time with her than I already do?

>> No.9644509

>Or you could simply scale up the size of the overall design
Trying to stay relatively inconspicuous here.
Maybe about a 7-ft tall chassis, and if we can get our hands on a less chunky power sou-
Wait,duh I can power it with the warp. Power source problems SOLVED. Aww yeah, this is going to be AWESOME.
Okay, leaving. Gotta go do drills with the rest of the squad. I'm going to try and convince the warlock to give me a brightlance or at least a big stick or something instead of this wraithcannon.
See you in the future, everyone.

>> No.9644515



< Those two things have less to do with each other than you might think, Mon Keigh. >


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It's ok.

>> No.9644522

I didn't insist on arguing, I insisted on knowing why you suddenly took offense. And, apparently, so much as hinting Imperial Guard Commanders were incapable of headbutting a Baneblade into scrap metal was a sort of horrible insult.

>> No.9644530
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Warp-fueled Eldar tech.

Nothing can go wrong with this at all!

>> No.9644541

No. We aren't talking about this anymore.

>> No.9644545

You'll just make it an issue again, later.

>> No.9644546

Wraithcannon doesn't work? Have you tried pluggin it in?

...I guess I have a few days to spare. My boss has to get to Terra to receive his Warrant, and that'll take time.
...I'm going to cop a whole lot of flak for crafting a non-standard wraithguard. "It lacks the æsthetic ideal of the wriathguard form! How dare a mon'keigh turn his hand to our sublime arts?!"
...packing now.

The zoning-out thing is primarily a lack of stimulus from your material form. Full sensory feed should counter that.

Oh, okay. Later, then.

>> No.9644554

It's never an issue until you bring it up.

>> No.9644563

I didn't even bring it up!

>> No.9644575

Shush, you. I know we'll be needing a Navigator, but I have my doubts about you.

>> No.9644580

Yeah, you did. You started talking smack about the Gua-
We aren't talking about this anymore.

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>> No.9644598

I did not! I said I respected martial prowess among commanders as a quality not often seen! Who was I supposed to compare it to? The Astartes?!

>> No.9644606



< Quit your bickering and just copulate with each other already! >


>> No.9644612

Oh god it's Nil all over again.

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Now I'm just gonna simper and look sad over here.

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>> No.9644627

Dammit, Varity, I'm trying to stop arguing with you, but you just won't shut up about it!

>> No.9644630

When fucking ELDAR and ADEPTUS MECHANICUS agree on something, they should fucking fuck already!

>> No.9644645

I have stopped! You keep making it sound like something I never did!
Silence, Xeno!

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>Gettin' it on







>> No.9644661

What? Upset you won't be the only furry here when they're done?

>> No.9644662

What are y- whatever. It's not worth dealing with you.

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Just out of a sense of amusement, I'm inclined to say they should.

>> No.9644674

Not worth-! Haxtes, I was just using an example!

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>>9644661 the only furry here

>> No.9644690

That's just a hallucination caused by my Eye's nightmarish radiation.

>> No.9644692

Been a while, Tom.

>> No.9644699



< Or you'll do what? >


< Kill me? >


< Because I'm afraid that ship sailed a long time ago. >




< Your adamant veto only makes me think that this is an even better idea than before. >


>> No.9644702

Been a while Narl. But seriously. Just lay her, maybe she'll stop being so uptight. I kept saying it to Nil but he never found the balls.

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I have no idea why you think Narl or Varity would think about making out. Neither of them would know how.

Varity's a sister of battle with ablative armour against innuendo. Narl clearly sees about as much action in the field of romance as Armageddon sees drinkable water in the wasteland.

It would be like watching two confused fish bump up against one another, confusedly bumping their lips together and being really awkward about it.

>> No.9644708

Notice that she hasn't commanded ME to be silent.

She totally wants to do him.

>> No.9644711

You're not helping things!
I'll kill you again, and sell your Spirit Stone to the Dark Eldar.
Dammit, Haxtes...

>> No.9644715

But it would be awkwardly hilarious and you know it.

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Sorry, Primarch, but you don't even know whether or not you're married. You don't get a say in this.


>> No.9644723

The difference here is that Nil was actually interested in her romantically.

>> No.9644730



< Which is exactly why the idea is so entertaining. >


< That, plus the fact that Russ is against it. >


>> No.9644734
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Well yeah but you know one of them would probably try to put the tongue in as the other tries to move away and end up managing to get the tongue up the nose.

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>> No.9644737

Fucking what now?!

>> No.9644738

>It would be like watching two confused fish bump up against one another, confusedly bumping their lips together and being really awkward about it.


>> No.9644743

What's that supposed to mean?!

>> No.9644748

This is only making us want it to happen. Watching agents of the Imperium brought low by their own lack of skills is fucking hilarious.

>> No.9644749

It means I'm not interested in you romantically.

>> No.9644754

Like I said, awkwardly hilarious.
Where's your sense of adventure? I know I still have mine in the bottom of a hipflask.

>> No.9644758



< It means that he just wants you for your body. >


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Fine, but when it all goes to the Eye and back, don't come running to me!

Also, heya Tom.

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>> No.9644768

I believe Russ knows about my sense of adventure, if he remembers any of it.

>> No.9644769

Well, I'm not interested in you, either! But I don't spout it off like an insult!

>> No.9644794

>I don't like you!
>I don't like you either!

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I do man, I do...

I don't think anyone's recieved more of these than you.

Keep it up, buddy, just not with Var, but come to think of it, I don't know why I care...

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>> No.9644812

I thought you had something more to add, which would most likely continue the previous argument.
>Well, I'm not interested in you, either! But I don't spout it off like an insult!
He made a comparison and I brought up the difference. Nil wanted to be in a romantic relationship with you, I do not. Really, there's no polite way to say you don't want to have sex with someone, but there's no polite way to say you do either.

>> No.9644822

*psst* there's a difference between a romantic interest and a physical interest.

>> No.9644823

Have I ever come running to you when it went to the Eye and back? Or did I just set things on fire and run with the money? Also, good to see you Russ.
I didn't ask what it was like, I asked you where it is. And as a man, it should either be in the bottom of a glass or in your pants. Regardless, there are ways to get it out. I'll provide the drink and a can opener or some heresy might provide something for your pants.
I know, but they won't listen to me.

>> No.9644824

>just not with Var
And just what do you mean by THAT?!
>I thought you had something more to add, which would most likely continue the previous argument.
I thought you had decided to ignore me and just talk with Tom.

>> No.9644835



< Yes, you would know a thing or two about things going to the Eye, wouldn't you? >


>> No.9644838

That was the plan, but I thought that there was an off chance that you actually had something to say that wouldn't lead to the same tired argument.

>> No.9644842
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"They can never know about this" Verity hissed as she tried to find a comfortable position, confined not only by Administratum closet they had absconded to, but the clumsy way Narl had wrapped his arms about her in an attempt to draw her close. Her left arm banged against the wall of the closet, as Narl's arms hooked up under her armpits.

"This was your idea" Narl hissed back, trying to hold still against the fidgeting of Varity. He couldn't get comfortable, half stooped as he was and unable to get a good spot to stop his arms from feeling like they were going to fall off.

"Just... shut up and kiss me" Varity managed to squeak out, before closing her eyes and pursing her lips. There was silence, and Narl hesitated as he pursed his lips in kind and tried to move forwards to meet in a kiss.

"What's taking you so long?!" The sister barked out, snapping her head forwards as her eyes opened.

There was a loud crack, and the pair staggered out of the closet holding their foreheads and cursing one another.

The Administratum scribe whose closet they had retired to looked up for his desk, let out a long sigh, and returned to his paperwork.

>> No.9644852

My sense of adventure once lead me to the bed of an Ogryn woman. I have since reeled it in.

>> No.9644857

Which you started!

>> No.9644865

My god, it's like they're already married.

>> No.9644869

Ha ha!
Do not even get me started.
Ha ha!

>> No.9644871

More hallucinations. Warp's messing with your head.

>> No.9644881



< Eeeeeeexcellent. >


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>> No.9644892

Varity, let me explain something to you about arguments, which, admittedly, I have ignored up until this point. It takes at least two people to argue. Both engage in the act of arguing. One statement does not start an argument, a statement and a response do. The argument continues only so long as there are two sides responding to eachother.

An argument can not be blamed on one party or another, because both parties are vital for the argument to take place.

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Inquisitors, Guns, Money, Bitches.

Good times, good times...

You're like a niece or something. A very capable, angry, sadistic, strong, willful, pyromantic niece.

It's out of concern for Narl, but hey, he likes dangerous women.

And you'd know something about Gramps' choice in undies, but you don't see me harping about it.

>> No.9644906

....Eh, I can deal with it.

>> No.9644921


Could it be? All this time they've just been hiding it?
I guess we never see Varity without her armour, so we can't tell if she's wearing a ring.

Too many "hallucinations" to be comfortable with. I think we'll get a Navigator from a reputable family.

>> No.9644922

Someone still has to start them.
You cover your ass well, I'll give you that.

>> No.9644932

>I guess we never see Varity without her armour, so we can't tell if she's wearing a ring.
And you can't see Haxte's through his hair.

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>> No.9644943
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Fool! You'll never find a reputable Navigator besides me here in the Tiijii sector!

>> No.9644948

I can tell you with full surety she did not have a ring last I saw her without her armor, but that was quite some time ago so my information is dated.
Good times.... goods times...

>> No.9644951

I actually shaved, recently.
Well, if you insist, go back up there and look for the initial statement that caused the initial response.

>> No.9644952

Greetings, sir! May I be of aid?

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"You're sure about this?" The Crusader asked, as he stared into the teary eyes of the sister of battle. The sounds of The Seventh Symphony of Macharius' Crusade shook the walls of his quarter to set the mood with its operatic singing and Basilisk cannon fire, as the lovers prepared to take the next step in their relationship.

"I do... I love you" Varity cried out, barely audible, her unarmoured chest heaving with each nervous breath.

"I love you too" Narl remarked, smooshing his face against hers awkwardly.

"Be gentle" Verity let out a small sob, and tensed up as Narl began to push into her.

"It's... it's not going in" Narl spoke up after a small moment of useless prodding.

"A-are you sure?" Verity peered down, to where Narl's penis head poked against her belly-button.

"I wish this was in the Primer" Narl sighed.

>> No.9644964

You mean the EXAMPLE that you decided to extrapolate into an insult in my NEVERENDING assault against the reputation of the Guard?!

>> No.9644965

Whoops, typo'd Varity a few times.

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I mean, he's clearly a clever Chaos cultist infiltrator!

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>> No.9644987

I-.... urk- guh! Dammit!

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>> No.9645003

I like how you say that without noticing any irony. Whatever. Fine. Blame it on me.
Okay, that was pretty funny.

>> No.9645007

I have a W-tag. I can get a Navigator from ANY sector.

What ho, my good man! I see you are indeed a Navigator, and from a Reputable family! My superior is seeking such an upright fellow as yourself for employment upon a starship. Here is his card, if you find this offer of interest.

You, Sir, may be a very Evil man. Provide more, that we may be certain of our assessment.

>> No.9645009

I am now thoroughly amused. Continue good sir.

>> No.9645016

Dude, it's fine, you can say it.

>> No.9645022



< Actually, yes, we are. >


< Very much so in fact. >


>> No.9645025

I'm not blaming it on you! But you're the one that took it the wrong way!

>> No.9645027


>> No.9645034

Not how she cannot agree with anything you say, even if you agree with what she just said. That's a sure fire tsundere indicator.

>> No.9645037

How is that not blaming me?

>> No.9645043

Varity. I would like you to know something. If anyone took -anything- the wrong way, I will bet ten minutes use of my Inquisitorial Remit it was you. Because it is -always- you in my experience.

>> No.9645062



> I'm not blaming it on you!


> But you're the one that took it the wrong way!


> Not blaming it on you


> Clearly blaming it on you


>> No.9645076

Blame is the wrong word! I mean to say, you started it, but I'm not blaming you for it.
I am not tsundere!
You just enjoy doing this because I won't be as loose as you with my morals!
Silence, again!

>> No.9645083

Someone needs to do a photoshop of that one heresy meter but make a tsundere meter instead.

>> No.9645087



< Welcome to my life, little Mon Keigh. >


>> No.9645094

No, I'm fast and loose about my -ethics-. I totally stand by the societally accepted moral standard when a big enough gun is in my face. I'm a very moral person, just not a very ethical one.

>> No.9645098

I believe that you need to take a look at that statement, examine what each part means, and then look at how each part works together.

>> No.9645106

To be fair, we both had our parts in this. Like I said, we both kept on arguing, we both contributed to it.

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"I love you" Verity panted as her body heaved in delirious pleasure, sweat rolling down her face as she and Narl rolled in the throes of their passion.

"I love you too" Narl grunted in response, speaking between placing his lips and making sucking noises against Varity's nose, "I never want to let you go"

Varity moaned and pushed her hips up to meet Narl's knee, bumping stomach against it. She could feel how mostly close Narl was as he tried to balance on the office chair on the bed. Occasionally it got pushed away, and he was forced to wheel himself back in. Oh but he know how to knead her breasts, except they were her shoulders.

"Haxtes you bastard, come inside me" Varity demanded with a growl, to which Narl paused.

"Wait... how?"

The two sat upright, and looked at one another.

"Should we... take off our clothes?"

>> No.9645133

Oh, hello. It's been a while. How've you been?

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And the typos keep on coming I guess.

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Get owt.

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>> No.9645147

No worries, we'll call it a draft, clean it up later.

>> No.9645150

Okay, you know what? Stop. Let's start over. Just pretend all of this never happened.

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>"Haxtes you bastard, come inside me" Varity demanded with a growl, to which Narl paused.

>"Wait... how?"

>The two sat upright, and looked at one another.

>"Should we... take off our clothes?"

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>> No.9645164



< Muahahahahahaha. >


< Ah, that brought back memories. >


>> No.9645165

Fine by me. Hey, did you hear about the STC the AdMech found? Apparently it's for something called a "ladder."
Hey, Verity. How's it hanging?

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Giii... GIIIII... Pfffffffff... GIIIIIIHIH-... Snrk... Gihihi... GIIIIIIIIIIIHIHIHIHIH!

>> No.9645175

Geez, now you folks start showing up. Gnollbard, my friend, what, no puns?

>> No.9645179

Hr... *Ahem*.... Yes... I did. Very interesting. Those ladders....

>> No.9645183

There is a varitable horde of puns that could be made on this coupling.

>> No.9645186
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>Cultist-chan is /tg/
>loli daemon is Varity

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They sat here in the clinic, side by side in complete silence as the world passed by them through a pair of automatic doors.

"We were careful" Narl tried to reassure her, but Varity was inconsolable. Her teeth grinding together as she looked away.

"I'm sorry Varity. I love you. If... if this is how it is I will take full responsibility" The Crusader in Training Wheels spluttered, trying to catch the look of his beloved sister.

Varity muttered something quietly.

"I mean it Varity. I love you. I will do anything for you. I will take responsibility in this" He took her by the hand and gave her a reassuring squeeze.

"Narl... you know what this means... I-I'm a sister of battle. I can't..." her voice trailed off into sobs. She was strong, but Narl knew even this tested her to her limits.

"It'll be okay!" Narl tried again to be strong, to be reassuring. His heart was beating hard in his chest like a heavy bolter letting loose.

"It won't be okay" Varity said as she looked up at last, finally showing Narl her black eye, "We seriously need to get some charts before we do this again"

>> No.9645203

I was about to break out those pics Mehl took of Varity oh-so-long-ago and then you went and amused me again.

>> No.9645207

...This is kind of a boring conversation, isn't it?

>> No.9645208
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>> No.9645213



< You are a funny man. >


< I kill you last. >


>> No.9645221

I'm not-!
I sw-!
Those were-!

>> No.9645222
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Pik related, jah.


ACK! Joo zee vun being in zee durtee fikshun wiv Verity!

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Problem, Verity?

>> No.9645234

Well, send 'em at me!
Apparently, that is the case.
Oh Throne-
Breath, Gnollbard! Remember to breath!

>> No.9645236

>Implying typos mean you're wanted

>> No.9645241

Well, sure. What do you wanna talk about?

>> No.9645257

How about.... uh.... Flamers? Those are nice. Reliable. Easy to use. Don't you agree?

>> No.9645274

Sure. Good against those pesky bunkers, and great for the intimidation factor if you find yourself in the underhive. But you gotta be careful with them.

>> No.9645275

"Varity!" Narl yelled out, rocking back and forth, the bed squeaking as his hips bucked, "Oh god, Varity!"

"Narl!" Varity cried back, her voice catching in her throat as further words were stolen from her.

"I can't... hold on" The Crusader warned, his hands fumbling across Varity's bared body.

"Just a little longer" The sister cried out urgently, trying to shift her weight under him.

With a groan, Narl lost his position on the saddle and fell off the bed with a loud thump. He lay there for a moment trying to catch the world as it span around him, and saw Varity's concerned face peek over the side.

"This isn't how you do a reverse cowgirl is it?" Narl asked.

"Get. The Fragging. CHARTS" Varity screamed.

>> No.9645278


Verity vill fix joo littul red vagon.

>>9645236 Implikashun zat zis haff ever stopped Verity befhour


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Okay that was terrible I'm done.

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My shoop skills suck.

>> No.9645301

I agree. But it's not too much of an issue. Especially wh-
-Nnk.... Especially when you're wearing power armor.

>> No.9645302

That's some damn serious laughter.
Would you believe I actually have a chart like that?

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< No. >


< No, I don't think you are. >


>> No.9645320

>Would you believe I actually have a chart like that?
You do?
Why hasn't someone ripped your vox out, or whatever you use?!

>> No.9645322

That was funny, man! Do more!
Depending on the situation. Forests, for example.

>> No.9645331

I got it as a gag gift from an old friend.

>> No.9645339

Yes, but unless it's a very dense forest, having power armor will reduce about all the danger to nothing.
If you say so...

>> No.9645359



< Can you reach it? >


< No? >


< That's why. >


< Why do you think they build us so tall in the first place? >


>> No.9645376



< Saved for future use, by the way. >


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"N-Narl!" Varity cried out in the dark, her voice belaying the shuddering of her body as Narl ground himself against her, "S-slow down! You're so big!"

"I can't stop Varity! I have to keep going" Narl was a man possessed, lust filling his heart and driving his body.

Varity could only gasp as Narl continued to pound her, flesh on flesh. The cacophony of their love-making muffled by the Ninth Hymn of Supplication set to 11 on Narl's speakers.

Then suddenly the lights came on, and the pair of lovers froze, Narl's backside coming to rest with one large smack on Varity's stomach where he had been bouncing buttock-to-belly the whole time.

Mordin Solus stood in the doorway, aged eyes staring at their pair.

"Came to help. Tired of old gag. Worn out already. Always loses pace after third. Fourth never as good. Dragging out. Brought charts. Diagrams" the Salarian Doctor explained, disgorging a large stack of dataslates onto the floor, before leaving again.

The pair sat in silence for a moment.

"Are... we really that bad?" Varity managed to say in spite of being winded from Narl's repeated butt-slams.

"Verity havingk zeen better" the Gnoll nurse called out from the window where she and the rest of /tg/ were sitting and watching in horror.

Leman Russ looked up from the sheet of paper at Kharnwriter, who shrugged his shoulders helplessly.

"What? I don't get paid for this"

>> No.9645379

Alright, before I head off for some well deserved sleep.... should I fire bundles of Mehl's pictures out of a t-shirt cannon for the entire purpose of seeing if I can push Varity to kind-of-justifiable homicide?
Hit the wrong key.

>> No.9645397

.. Buttslams. Ahaha.

>> No.9645398


>> No.9645399

We do have guns!
Nhk.....I d-..... Fff..... Erk...... Grh....

>> No.9645402

No, would be the right answer here.
True, but power armor is not as easy to come by as a flamer. And then there is still the risk to those around you, as well as potential long term effects.
It was a few years ago. I was still in the Guard, at the time, though he's in the ministorum, I think. Pretty cool guy. Still keep in touch with him.

>> No.9645408

Breath, Varity. Just breath and count to ten. Breath slowly and count to ten.

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>> No.9645415
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Maybe you should get off her stomach?

>> No.9645421

No, it's okay. I ca-
Nnnk..... Ehgk...... ONE.... TWO..... THREE....

>> No.9645423

I know you can. You're an omnifapper.
Oh, right.

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>> No.9645436

Let's call that a yes. Two votes for yes and only one no, so far I'm going to fire the cannon.

>> No.9645441


Eh, just zip them up and /rs/ tham.

Not to worry Narl, the Black Library has some stuff from Terra, from before humans even had spaceflight! I'll see if I can get you a copy of the "Kama Sultry," or whatever it's called. Apparently there's even a pop-up version, for the illiterate.

Anyhoos, later, the medicaes say I've been at this too long and I think I'm starting to hallucinate. Thought I was talking to that snake-woman, that "lamia," again.

>> No.9645455

FOUR!..... FIVE!......

>> No.9645457

But... I never get to use the t-shit cannon...

>> No.9645467
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Yes you can.

Here, I'll have the Iron Priests mount it to my tank.

>> No.9645468



< Pah, pea shooters compared to the weaponry needed to bring me down. >


< Face it, there are only two people in your little bunch capable of silencing me. >


< One has stubby legs and balance issues, making him easy to outrun. >


< The other I can guilt trip with a few choice words and a glare. >


< And I don't even have eyes. >




< Do it. >


>> No.9645479

But I learned to read! And thanks. Enjoy your downtime.
Breath! Breath! Get ready to count back down to one, then back up to ten.

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Hihihi... hi... hii...

>> No.9645495

>implying either of us would want to cause you harm in the first place, despite your current disposition

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>> No.9645501

Well, that's not pretty.

>> No.9645510

You know what? Fuck it, go nuts.

>> No.9645512


I think she's going to explode. As in -explode-, like a bomb. I think I need to do this just to see -if- she will literally explode.
Here's the cannon and about fifty pounds of pictures. I'm going to go find something solid to hide behind.

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I may care for you as a niece... don't mean I can't tease you...

>> No.9645540



< Problem, Sororitas? >


>> No.9645547

No, no I'm fine. Just a slight perturbing.

>> No.9645561

It's okay.
No, why?

>> No.9645574

I think she has officially passed beyond rage into that perfectly sublime area just beyond it. She has reached something like anger nirvana.

>> No.9645596

You sure? Because at this point they're just begging for it.

>> No.9645621

Yep. They're just testing me, that's all. I'm okay, though. I was silly to just let something that inconsequential get to me.

>> No.9645627

Just like the Angry Marines.
Gentlemen, Varity is no longer a Sororitas.
She is now an ANGRY-oritas.

>> No.9645639

Hey, you know, we're going to look back on this and laugh. For me, I'm getting pretty tired. I'm thinking I'll be going to sleep soon.

>> No.9645643

No, no! I'm fine! Really!

>> No.9645652

Yea.... yea I bet....

>> No.9645656

night Sarge

>> No.9645666

...You're still thinking about killing them, aren't you?

>> No.9645667

And... there it goes... Amusement gone. With the fact that Varity is now in Angervana, I'm going to go drink a gallon of whiskey and throw someone out of their bed so I might take it from them. Good night and do with as you please with that large bundle of lewd pictures.

>> No.9645682

What? No! Except Tileth.
Yes... sweet dreams, Inquisitor...

>> No.9645690



< Some of us won't even need to look back. >


>> No.9645697

That was sinister! You all heard that! Sleeping with my fireproof pajamas tonite.

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>> No.9645705

Alright, well I'm turning in. Good night, folks.

>> No.9645709



< Well, I'm glad to see that I'm still on someone's list. >


< When that old dust bin of a Rubric told me I was one of the few people he didn't want dead I thought I was losing my touch. >


>> No.9645721

Yea... you do that...
Oh, Haxtes. If I... uh... if I pissed you off, I didn't mean to. Just saying.

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>Oh, Haxtes. If I... uh... if I pissed you off, I didn't mean to. Just saying.

I don't think I have a suitable reaction pic for this...

>> No.9645753

I was just being courteous.

>> No.9645761

This is my favorite thread.

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Of course you were, dear...

Take care now~

>> No.9645960



< Right. >




< Well, good night Russ. >


>> No.9645963

Be well, lass.

>> No.9648591

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