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You say its okay to rape an elf! But what about a half-elf?!

>> No.9537798

You can half-rape them, like maybe you get their drunken consent and then fuck them while they're unconscious.

>> No.9537821

>>9537798
instantly winformative post

>> No.9537921

>> No.9537944

>>9537798

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A HALF-RAPE!

>> No.9537956

>>9537944
Yeah, that's basically what she thought too. Showed her!

>> No.9537958

Don't half-elves count as elves in the racial subtype?

>> No.9537982

>>9537958
>Elven Blood: For all effects related to race, a half-elf is considered an elf.
Yes. Yes, they do.

>> No.9537984

sageing a shit thread

>> No.9537986

>>Yeah, that's basically what she thought too. Showed her!

>> No.9537988

>> No.9537999

That show looked stupid. Would it be worth it to watch if you considered elven tears delicious?

>> No.9538013

>>9537984
that gives me hope

>> No.9538037

What show is this?

>> No.9538046

Shut up, whiny little bitch.

>> No.9538047

I take a different approach. I make sweet, sweet, unexpected love to them.

And yes there is a difference probably.

>> No.9538063

>>9538046

>> No.9538067

Elves cause cancer.

It's true! My grandmother died of the elven cancer.

>> No.9538078

Its not okay to rape any children.

period.

>> No.9538082

Why does crying elf loli make me laugh so much?

>> No.9538093

>>9538047
"It's not 'rape'... it's 'surprise buttsecks'."

>> No.9538095

>>9538082
You are french

>> No.9538102

>>9538082
>why does crying elf loli make me fap so much.

>> No.9538103

Fun fact! Although only 50% elf, half-elves are 100% delicious.

(I don't eat veal, though.)

>> No.9538104

>>9538093

YES IT IS!

>> No.9538129

>>9538104
Someone needs a hug, I think. And some hot sauce.

>> No.9538151

>>9538104
Listen, we'll settle all the technical stuff later. Come sit on my lap and I'll tell you a story to cheer you up...

...the bump? Oh, that's, uh... lumbar support! Yeah, that's it.

>> No.9538156

>>9538103

Yeah I couldn't stomach to kill a poor baby calf. Have you seen their eyes? Aww....

But an elf? Fuck that shit, it ain't even worth any emotional value like a calf. Just a tree pumper that's harder to kill than a cockroach. Roast that little bitch with a thorny stick up her vag.

>> No.9538158

>>9538104
Can we just molest you a bit and see where things go from there?

>> No.9538160

Really cute chara designs. Is this a new...um...crap. I forgot the name. The anime that is based on DnD campaign. With deedlit. You guys know. C'mon help me out here!

>> No.9538162

>>9538151
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkin pedo

>> No.9538169

KILL THE ELVES! RAPE THE MEN, WOMEN, AND
CHILDREN!

>> No.9538182

Rape would be too good for any of the characters from this show.

>> No.9538187

>>9538158

There will be no molestation in this thread.

>> No.9538189

>>9538078
Dude it's an Elf. She's probably like 30 or something.

>> No.9538195

>>9538156
>harder to kill than a cockroach

Well if you're going to throw racial slurs around then I'm leaving.

Fucking poo-flinger.

>> No.9538198

>>9538156

Whatever the environment, from deep underwater, to steaming jungle, to the frigid tundra, there's an indigenous race of Elves there. Mordenkainen created his own demiplane some years back, from scratch, and there were Elves waiting for him. They're beautiful, stuck-up roaches.

>> No.9538199

>>9538160
"Record of Lodoss War"?
>>9538162
You get me pegged... but you forgot 'xenophile'.

>> No.9538208

...

>> No.9538209

>>9538187
You don't really get much of a say in the matter. That is the beauty of rape!

>> No.9538210

>>9538182

How about this then, we sew their skin together in sexual positions? Then we hoist them up over a bridge as a symbol of torment.

>> No.9538212

>>9538160
No, this is not Record of the Lodoss War. You don't want to watch this show, trust me.

>> No.9538214

>>9538160

All the image names say Seiken no Blacksmith.

>> No.9538217

>>9538199
Hey, that's my schtick. Take your pedophile label and step off my grill.

>> No.9538228

Hey guys! I'm on /tg/, and I think that rape is HILARIOUS!

>> No.9538234

>>9538195

Aren't your people based off mantis? Those are noble creatures of insect world, silent stalkers that feast on their prey's faces. I having nothing but respect for them.

>> No.9538246

>>9538214
>>9538212
>>9538199
Thanks dudes. I'll probably end up watching the first ep...I'm a sucker for cute.

>> No.9538256

>>9538187

C'mere, and let Papa Tordek molest you instead.

>> No.9538271

>>9538228
>implying it's not

>> No.9538272

>>9538234

I seem to recall reading something about how mantises fuck. What was it...

Something something head, something something ripped clean off. Sound vaguely familiar?

>> No.9538273

>Seiken
>Nanto Seiken
SOUTHER WAS HERE. HOKUTO SHINKEN MUST BE EXTERMINATED.

>> No.9538275

>>9538210

I like this idea. It really homes in on the idea that elves are lower than lowest field animal. At least cows have their throats slit.

>> No.9538280

>>9538234
Also very closely related to cockroaches and termites.

>> No.9538286

>>9538228
You're also apparently on /a/, because pedophilia is hilarious too!

>> No.9538298

Fucking mainlanders.

>> No.9538312

>>9538286

Don't those Jappophile creeps think pedophilia is sexy, rather than funny?

>> No.9538313

>>9538298
Hello. Would you like to sit on my erect peenus?!?!

>> No.9538314

>>9538298

We'll sew you to the little girl! I hope you love her painful whimpers!

>> No.9538437

>>9538189
>shes probably actually 1000 years old so it doesn't count.

PEDOS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS

>> No.9538459

>>9538298
her brain is full of fuck

>> No.9538522

>>9538437

I say we adorn her with piercings.

>> No.9538526

>>9538437

Do you have any idea how annoying it is to be wrist deep in some elven witch slut, only to discover your great-grandpappy molested her like 300 years ago?

Fuckin' awkward, that is.

>> No.9538545

rolled 2, 1 = 3

Casting Spasm on the girl.

>> No.9538553 [DELETED] 

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>> No.9538572

>>9538526

TIE HER UP! FEED HER TO THE FOREST MOLD!

>> No.9538580

>>9538545

*fart*

>> No.9538592

>>9538580

I WILL DESTROY YOU!

>> No.9538610

>>9538572

>> No.9538623

>>9538526
i imagine its quite annoying

>> No.9538636

Elves are sneaky. They stealz alls thee mony!

>> No.9538638

isn't this elven loli a mystical forge/anvil where you can create magical items?

>> No.9538655

>>9538638

Oh god please, I hope she can stand some punishment cause I plan to beat her face in with a morningstar!

>> No.9538660

>>9538623

Damn straight. And that's why rapin' little elf kids isn't cool.

Throw 'em back, let 'em grow tall and proud with great splendid racks before you go and put your foot in their cornhole.

>> No.9538671

>>9538187
I disagree

>> No.9538681

>>9538660

Can't we adopt them into our cities, educate them our their people, let them get prideful, and then tear all that away with humiliating public rape?

>> No.9538731

>>9538298
I would have totally consensual sex with her. Unless she said no. Then I would resort to rape.

>> No.9538732

I will stand steadfastly against all forces of degradation and suffering, and in my presence you will rape nothing and noone.

Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

>> No.9538737

>>9538732
Why throw away your life so recklessly?!

>> No.9538741

>>9538681
To touch them is heresy they must be purged.

>> No.9538745

>>9538681

Daily exposure? You're just asking for Elf Cancer there, boyo.

It's just not worth the risk of domesticating 'em. Let 'em run free, then blammo! Rape upside the head.

Besides, if the lads get used to having elfs wanderin' around the streets just waitin' to be fucked, they won't know the joy of goin' out into the wilderness and baggin' their very own elf witch.

>> No.9538749

>>9538732

Shut up, you're a rowbot. U don't know how it feels to get ELFEVER!

>> No.9538775

>>9538745

Haven't our wizards developed spells to counter Elf-Itch? Who knew elves were so disease ridden?

>> No.9538782

>> No.9538795

>>9538782
Your clock's a little slow there, mate.

>> No.9538799 [DELETED] 

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>> No.9538805

The look on their faces is worth enough. To think they believe they once had a powerful civilization and were long lived. Now they live on scraps the lowliest human wouldn't touch.

>> No.9538807 [DELETED] 

>>9537776
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>> No.9538833

I'm kinda late to this thread, and I'm not going to read it, either, but I need to say that rape is always the best option. There is nothing you can't rape. Rape on, sirs.

>> No.9538839

>>9538775

Bah! Never trust wizards. The old advice is the best advice: always chew with your mouth open, don't swim until 30 years after eating, and always stay at least six feet away from the elfs.

Unless yer rapin' 'em, I mean.

>> No.9538843

>>9538795
Forgot about daylight savings time.

>> No.9538847

>>9538580
>*fart*

>> No.9538861

>>9538638
Yeah. She can make a sword in record time with one eye closed.

She also has a ludicrously tiny hat.

>> No.9538870

>>9538847
No

>> No.9538880 [DELETED] 

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>> No.9538882

>>9538807

Also, who the fuck killed off the porn-bot and gave us this loser instead? For fuck's sake. I LIKED pornbot, dammit! I'd be sitting in some thread, looking at some horrible fucking Touhou shit or some sloppy twat asking how to thin his vaginal juices or something, and then--TITS OUTTA FUCKEN NOWHERE.

Say what you will about pornbot, but he delivered the sweet sweet porn, to stale threads that sorely needed it. Now all I got is this elf-scribble to stroke off with.

>> No.9538883

>>9538580
Delicious humiliated elf tears.

>> No.9538884

>>9538839

I suggest we use out new technology to invent automated raping machines for elves. Once a mature elf is captured, they are loaded on the rake and constantly pumped by a large metal pike. Also lots of hormone so they produce milk. If we want we could artificially inseminate them and use their fetuses for stem cell research. They ain't human!

>> No.9538931

>>9538572

Fucking vore

Bad /tg/, bad!

>> No.9538936

>>9538884

But if we automate the raping, what will all the fine dwarven rapists do for a living? Are you tryin' to put the lads out of their jobs? Their life's work?

>> No.9538973

>>9538936

Of course their will always be a market for "private elf raping" but it's just becoming cheaper to rape them with machines.

>> No.9538987 [DELETED] 

>>9537778
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>> No.9538994

>>9538987

SPAM!

>> No.9539004

You didn't think I'd let you guys hurt my mom, did you?

Come one step closer, and..

>> No.9539012

>>9538973

The problem is, where rapists aren't being replaced with rape machines, they are having their jobs outsourced overseas to cheap Indian rapefarms.

It's a shitty deal no matter what these days.

>> No.9539027

Good thing I'm a SPACE half-elf!

>> No.9539045

Oh, we have special arrangements for the raping of space half-elves.

>> No.9539065

>>9539004

Tie him down boys. I'm doing this one solo.

SQUEAL PIG! SQUEAL!

>> No.9539114

>>9539027
youre getting half-raped in space

>> No.9539182

>>9539114
I'll go and get the thundercock and the powerfist!

>> No.9539204

>>9539065

Uh, we're raping the boys now too?

>> No.9539357

>>9539204

What's the difference? They both have vaginas.

>> No.9539376

>>9539357
boys do not work that way

>> No.9539379

>>9539204
everyone knows the diference between elf sexes is the relative size of the genitals, since they have both sets.

>> No.9539437

>>9539379

Are elves brains even fully developed?

>> No.9539510

>>9539437
not until they're 700 or so.

>> No.9539516

>>9539510

Good they'll grow up not fully knowing what to expect when we tie them up.

>> No.9541645

One time I was roleplaying, and this guy played a full blooded elf that was 18 years old, and they were drinking in the tavern.

So I was like.....you wearing a diaper? to them in ooc.

Feels good man.

>> No.9541678

*flap*flap*

>> No.9541695

>>9541678
How many variants are there of that?

>> No.9541703

a secretive clan of mongoloid wood elves

>> No.9541775

>>9541695
Dunno, I only saved the still one and the flapping ears one.
Need a flapping Deedlit ears one now.

>> No.9541782

... what is with all these roleplaying threads? This crap always manages to creep me out six ways 'til sunday.

>> No.9541826

>>9541782
This isn't and RP thread.
Just a discussion on the morality to rape in relation to elves.
Also, I dare anyone to try to rape Pirotess.

>> No.9541852

>>9541826
>Remembers that one hentai
HAHAHA

>> No.9541913

>>9541852

Which one is that?

>> No.9541924

>>9541913
All Lodoss doujins.

>> No.9541931

>>9541826

inb4 giant minotaur cock

>> No.9541951

>>9541931
Dude, if you get in before the minotaur cock, it won't fit later.
Common sense - apparently not very common.

>> No.9542049

>>9541931
Well at least you won't get sloppy seconds.

>> No.9544600

>>9541931

never change, /tg/.

>> No.9544714

>>9538078
Not even the REALLY sexy ones ?

>> No.9544742

This whole thread.

>> No.9544804

>>9544742

Holy shit, sauce!

>> No.9544820

>>9544804
Spanish porn-comic about a nun monastery in control by some rape-rape demon.

>> No.9544872

Simple.

Half-elves count as elves for enough purposes. I propose that also includes rape.

Remember, rape =/= pedophilia but pedophilia = rape. so make sure that elf is at least 18 human years old.

>> No.9544882

>>9537988

Sauce?

>> No.9544933

>>9544872

Is that including statutory rape?

>> No.9545687

>>9544742
Convent of Hell

>> No.9545828

>Really cute chara designs. Is this a new...um...crap. I forgot the name. The anime that is based on DnD campaign. With deedlit. You guys know. C'mon help me out here!

No, it's not. It's another silent shounen hero fighting for tits.

>> No.9545879

>>9544872
> a =/= b; a = b
Ugh.

If you can't be bothered to learn the notation of formal logic, don't try to explain things wordlessly.

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