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9529576 No.9529576 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Hey Brother-Faggots,

My name is Marneus Calgar, and I am better than every single one of you. All of you are borderline heretical, tactically incompotent, inferior gene-seed, battle-honors lacking muhreens who spend every second of their day wishing you could be Ultramarines. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any victories? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of battle-brothers because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Sisters of Battle.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chapter-Master of the Ultramarines, and rule my own sub-sector. What xenos do you purge, other than "Japanese people in space"? I also get the Gauntlets of Ultramar, and have banging hot Ultramarines (they just saluted me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just accept me as your spiritual liege. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my Ultramarines.

>> No.9529593

I lolled

>> No.9529607
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>>9529607

>> No.9529630
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9529630

Wot we do to yer ultra-gitz.

>> No.9529680

>>9529630

That Ork is fucked

>> No.9529706

my spiritual liege~ <3

>> No.9529710
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>>9529576
Excuse me? What the fuck did you just say?

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>>9529576
Ultras are jealous none of their boys are fit to be Grey Knights.

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9529724

Hey Brother-Faggot,

My name isGaberal Angalos and I am better than you. You are borderline heretical, tactically incompotent, inferior gene-seed, battle-honors lacking muhreens who spend every second of their day wishing you could be Blood raven. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Eldar pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of battle-brothers because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Slaanesh you heretic.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chapter-Master of the Blood Ravens, and rule my own sub-sector. What xenos do you lose to, other than "Aliens the movie wannabes"? I also have God Splitter, and have banging hot Macha You are a faggot who should just accept me as your Chapte Master. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my God Splitter.

>> No.9529736

Spamming troll repost, reported.

>> No.9529759

>>9529715
>>9529710
Greyknightmind

>> No.9529804
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>>9529724
Also remember that Blood Ravens did something the Ultras couldn't:survive a hive fleet

>> No.9529819

>>9529804

And then fell to Chaos.

What paragons they be.

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Hey Dogs of the False Emperor,

My name is Khorne Beserker and I am better than you. You are children of a weak emperor, and fail at close co-KILL BLOOD SKULLS DEATH MAIM ARRGAHGARRGAHGRAGHRAGHRAGRGARGAHAGRHARGARHGHAHGGRRRAHAGAHGHBBBGGHHHH

ARRGGHHARARAHGAHGGAHGGRRAAAGHAGRHGA AHRHARAGRA A HRAGR HGHARARRARAH GAGRHRARA HAGRAHRHARARARHGR ARHGAR AHAG Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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>>9529759
We the shit!

>> No.9529852

>>9529804
Ummm... you do know that Ultrines were the FIRST chapter to successfully repel a Tyranid invasion?

>> No.9529856

>>9529819
The curruption of our chapter will soon be purged. At least our founding chapter fought in the heresy.

>> No.9529867

>>9529829

Excuse me, Sir? You appear to have sat on an Ostrich.

>> No.9529872

>>9529852

And they also destroyed Kraken at Ichar IV.

>> No.9529878

>>9529852
And they lost an Imperial battleship and their entire first company, not to mention several titan, to do it.

>> No.9529897

>>9529823
But Khorne Beserker can't kill the weak.

>> No.9529914

>>9529856

Irrelevant. Your chapter has proven its faith in the Emperor to be so weak as to fall.

You are tainted and suspect. Heretics.

>> No.9529940

>>9529914
This from the ones who didn't come to the Emperor's aid in his time of greatest need.

>> No.9529943

>>9529897

Yes they can. These days Khorne cares not from where the blood flows.

>> No.9529990
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9529990

O spiritual liege, why do I have a statline of a Greater Daemon? Have we fallen this far from the sacred Codex we always aspired to upheld?

>> No.9529994

>>9529943
He doesn't care if the blood is that of his followers or their enemies. That's not to love?

Even if there is that one berserker that just kills everyone in sight.

>> No.9530004

>>9529990
THAT OR YOU'RE TURNING INTO ONE! FREAKING PSYKER, TZEENTCH IS GONNA WIND UP TAKING YOU IF YOU DO THAT!

>> No.9530026

>>9529943
I LIKE IT BETTER IF THERE'S AN AWESOME FIGHT INVOLVED, THOUGH! YOUR EMPEROR FIGHTING HORUS?! WE MAY HAVE LOST, BUT THAT WAS SOME GOOD FIGHTING THERE!

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>>9529943
My rival has gotten weak and given up one his highest morals?

>THIS IS delicious

>> No.9530063

>>9529724

You silly, Gabriel isn't the Chapter Master.

...yet

He'll probably get promoted in the next expansion.

Or die and you'll become the CM. But that would be retarded.

>> No.9530064

YOU FOOLS

KHORNE is the warrior god a doesn't pry on the weak and ill.

>> No.9530074
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9530074

Alpha Legion was here.

Ultrasmurfs are small time.

>> No.9530079

>>9529943
>>9530034

Yep. Make the chaos gods even more GRIMDARK.

>> No.9530098

>>9530079
No it doesn't

>> No.9530112

>>9530063
Gabriel will most likely. You only got promoted to Captain just recently.

>> No.9530115

>>9530098
I know, but it does in the minds of teenagers who like their villains and heroes black and white.

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I believe we surpass the Ultramarines in every possible way.

Have fun being the eternal second.

>> No.9530137

>>9530074
Alpha Legion here.
We are the Ultramarines. Except maybe we're not.

>> No.9530157

>>9530074
More like...

'Alpha Legion here, still serving the Imperium... whether you like it or not.'

>> No.9530164

>>9530128
But they'll just pull some 'where were you during the heresy' crap.

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>>9530128
Did you single handedly save the Imperium from collapse during the heresy? No?

That's the problem with you grey knight faggots. Even although you try to out Mary-Sue the Mary-Sues, you'll never do anything other than kill some random deamon and continue being bitches to the inquisition.

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>>9530164
Well, we did not exist yet. HOWEVER, seeing how they were not on Terra when Horus wounded the Emperor, i doubt they have no right to say anything along those lines.

>> No.9530218

>>9529940

The Ultramarines were lured away by men they thought were their brothers.

The Blood Raven simply worship the Ruinous Powers.

Trust in a brother is more commendable flaw than outright corruption.

>> No.9531837

>>9530218
Members of the Ultramarines are corrupted from time to time as well. Its more common than they would like us to believe.

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Dante here, Calagar is a smurf faggot with no armor boobs

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