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HERETICS GET IN HERE

>> No.9485713

Oh yeah baby nothing like a little heresy in the morning.

>> No.9485728

Post some heretical stuff

>> No.9485730

I will chew you up and spit you out with my dragon power fists for the greater bad!

>> No.9485734

>>9485713

WHO THE HELL IS THAT.

>> No.9485735

Emperor who?

False Emperor you mean.

>> No.9485737

>> No.9485766

>>9485735

OH YOU.

>> No.9485774

>>9485734
Them chaos night lord guys

>> No.9485784

>>9485774
OH YEAH NIGHT LORDS BABY

>> No.9485805

>>9485784

IS THAT ZSO?

HE AND I ARE GOOD FRIENDS.

>> No.9485837

>>9485774
Looks more like Horus or a generic Black Legion lord to me. Black Legion colors, wolf pelt holdover from the Luna Wolves, etc.

>> No.9485860

>>9485805
ZSO HAD ONE GOOD FRIEND

AND HES DEAD

>> No.9485872

>>9485860
>BAWWWWWW EMO

>> No.9485874

>>9485860

THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW, WE GO OUT FOR DRINKS ALL THE TIME.

HE USUALLY BRINGS THAT SMELLY LITTLE WITCH-GIRL HE'S DATING, BUT OH WELL.

>> No.9485875

rolled 20 = 20

>> No.9485896

>>9485875

I HAVE THIS GREAT PHOTO OF YOU SUFFERING THE PERILS OF THE WARP, TED.

>> No.9485899

>>9485860
MY PRIMARCH IS DEAAAAAAAAAD *slap*

>> No.9485914

rolled 18 = 18

>>9485896
When you gain fear 1, it kinda happens.

>> No.9485926

>>9485872
DON'T TALK ABOUT SPACE BATMAN LIKE THAT

>> No.9485952

HERESY ~

>> No.9485959

>>9485805
Bonjour Doom, how did the party finish?

>> No.9485969

>>9485914

YEAH. REMEMBER WHEN YOU DID SINGING IN THE RAIN?

>> No.9485980

>>9485959

I GOT KHORNETTE TO POSE NAKED ON CAMERA.

IT WAS GREAT.

>> No.9486022

HERESY!

I WILL TEAR DOWN THE IMPERIUM WITH THESE HANDS!

Oh wait...

>> No.9486023

oh lawds did I hear sum heresy?

>> No.9486054

>>9486023

YOU HEARD RIGHT, BIG GUY.

>> No.9486062

>>9485980
You also stole my coke you bike-humping bastard!

>> No.9486080

>>9486062

HEY LUCIUS.

FUCK YOU.

YOU GOT INTO THE LIBER CHAOTICA. I DIDN'T.

FAIR TRADE.

>> No.9486084

Heresy You Say?

>> No.9486092

HERESY?

>> No.9486115

>>9485980
Cool, that girl needs to loosen up. We should drop some of the pics in some khornite barracks, might get some converts.

>> No.9486118

>>9486084
Yes, heresy

>> No.9486121

There is nothing wrong with this thread.

>> No.9486124

being employed by abaddon isn't as cool as expected

>> No.9486130

Don't mind me, just drunk and saging the top thread of the page.

>> No.9486134

>>9486115

YEAH.

CHECK IT.

>> No.9486135

40k is too fucking expensive, godamn.

>> No.9486152

>>9486130
'salright, buddy.

We so-called 'heretics' allow for freedom of actions. You do what you want.

>> No.9486157

>>9486134

SHE SAID THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 'CUTE', BUT I THINK THE GENERAL CONSENSUS WAS THAT IT WAS PRETTY SUGGESTIVE.

I GUESS THAT'S WHERE THE HALF-SLAANESHI PART COMES IN, HUH?

NANANA.

>> No.9486168

>>9486135
I know

I content myself with heresy threads and bad PSP games.

>> No.9486197

>>9486080
You didn't get into the book because you took off five seconds into the interview!
Fuck man, you drove your fucking bike into the office and smashed through the window when you left, screaming "AWW YEAH, HOT BITCHES IN THE MAELSTROM BEWARE, I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" according to the BL staff...

So don't be a dick and gimme back my coke, 'kay?

>> No.9486219

>>9486197

FUCK NO MAN.

LOOK, I EVEN HAVE THE PHOTO OF WHAT I DID WITH IT.

>> No.9486231

are chaos bikers any good?

>> No.9486261

Is dis wher da fightan is?

>> No.9486272

>>9486261

ONLY OVER WHAT I DID WITH LUCIUS' COKE.

>> No.9486279

>>9486231
No. Nothing in the Chaos fast attack slots are good.

>> No.9486280

To be a heretic, you must be the very best in Kung Fu

>> No.9486288

BIBLEFIGHT!

>> No.9486289

>>9486261
OH YAS.

UND YU LOOK VERY ORKY

>> No.9486291

>>9486197
I gave that coke to Doom yesterday, Lucius, where were you? did you break a nail or something?

>> No.9486297

>>9486219
WHAT THE FUCK MAN!? I paid for that shit!
Do you have ANY BLOODY IDEA how hard it is to find good quality blow in the Eye these days?
You know what, forget it man, you're a fucking cunt.

Just beware though, next time we meet I'm shoving my deamon whip so far up your ass the tip will tickle you nose from the inside!

>> No.9486298

inb4 loyalists.

>> No.9486311

>>9486261
no this is where the lovin' is.

>> No.9486328

Oh, for fuck's sake.

I knew those picture were a terrible idea.

>> No.9486334

>> No.9486337

>>9486297

EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING CHEATER.

PIC RELATED. IT'S ELIPHAS' FACE AFTER I TOLD HIM WHAT I DID TO YOUR CRACK.

>> No.9486347

I like this place

>> No.9486364

here is a picture of losers

>> No.9486372

>>9486328
They were a wonderful idea, you should really do this more often, I like them alot. Has anyone told you that your eyes glitter beautifully when you are decapitating someone?

>> No.9486380

>>9486334
>Blood on necron weapons.
>Implying necrons won in an assault.

>> No.9486381

tell the men to get their flamers ready

we've got some heresy on our hands

>> No.9486390

>>9486328

OH HEY TAMALE.

I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS. YOU HAVE GREAT TITS.

>> No.9486408

What is it with the heresy? All the time with the heresy! Can't we just break out the Uplifting Primers and read some prayers or something?

>> No.9486418

>>9486390
so flat she's two dimensional

>> No.9486419

>>9486408

>> No.9486429

>>9486408
It is only heresy to you, I am acting in total accordance with my nature.

>> No.9486439

>>9486429

SO WHAT'S WITH THE FLESHBAG DISGUISE.

>> No.9486449

>>9486337
Oh that's it you bike-raping scum sucker, it's on now! I fucking hope you like spending the rest of eternity as a screaming face on the ass-plate of my armour. Because I'm saving a special spot just for your soul...

Turns out Fulgrim was right, "never trust a junkie" indeed!

>> No.9486455

>>9486449

I'LL RUN YOUR ASS DOWN, BITCHTITS.

WHO'S THE DAEMON PRINCE HERE, SCARFACE. ME OR YOU?

>> No.9486464

>>9486429
Well, to be perfectly accurate, what you are doing is heresy, what folks like Doomrider and most other "heretics" are doing is apostasies.

>> No.9486467

>>9486390
Yea, well, maybe I do. But it was still a fucking stupid thing to do. As soon as they start circulating I'm going to be the biggest laughing stock in Khorne's realm.

>> No.9486470

Now now boys, play nice or momma spank.

>> No.9486479

>>9486470

HEY BIG GUY.

>> No.9486480

>>9486449
forgot my pic.

>> No.9486496

>>9486408
Heresy or GTFO

>> No.9486497

Horus AND NIGHT LORDS FUCK YEAH

>> No.9486503

>>9486439
Got work to do, the big guy wants me to get some "realspace" shit done.....I felt like being a blond today.

>> No.9486514

>>9486467
But you can put a stop to that by kicking ass and taking names.
>>9486449
>>9486455
PLACE YER BETS, FOLKS!

>> No.9486528

>>9486470
Oh, gods. Things are only going to go downhill from here.

>> No.9486538

>>9486503

ANYTHING INTERESTING, OR USUAL MURDER, MAYHEM, RAPE, HEDONISM, Y'KNOW.

>> No.9486542

>>9486470
Oh hey boss, umm I will have those converts on your desk by five.

>> No.9486552

>>9486542

YOU LOOK PRETTY ENTHRALLED BY THAT WRIST WATCH.

YOU EVER GET NAKED LIKE THAT?

>> No.9486563

>>9486455
At least I still have a face, instead of the lame ass 'flaming skull'. Oh man, that's soooo original, I bet nobody ever associated flaming skulls with bikers. Fucking leather obsessed fag-fodder.

And yeah, you might be a Daemon Prince, but in case you were too high on MY COKE to notice, I'm un-killable! Not that you can keep your attention on any one fight longer than half a minute anyway.

>> No.9486575

>>9486563

SORRY, I WASN'T LISTENING, SCARFACE.

I WAS TOO BUSY /SNORTING YOUR COKE/.

>> No.9486584

>>9486542
>on your desk by five.
I see.

>> No.9486587

>>9486552
Me naked...hmmm. Why should I get naked for you? Slaanesh already owns your soul.

>> No.9486590

>>9486563
All Daemons are unkillable, you scar-faced idiot. We just go chill in the warp for a while then pop up again. If you get smashed by something which can't enjoy if, you're gone forever.

And nothing of value would be lost.

>> No.9486596

>>9486587

KHORNETTE'S NOT DOING IT.

TZEENTCHNETTE'S NOT HERE.

LUCIUS IS A PUSSY.

THROW ME A BONE HERE.

>> No.9486602

>>9486584
Do you want to be first little soul?

>> No.9486606

>>9486584

DO IT MAN. IT'S GREAT.

>> No.9486621

om nom nom

>> No.9486624

one more from me for this thread.

>> No.9486626

>>9486528
Hehe, as if being the daugher of a whimpering manchild and a hedonistic love slut was going to get any better.

>>9486542
I'll get too bored by that time.

>>9486563
>>9486575
......

>> No.9486631

>>9486602

Stop bieng such a cock tease damnit!

>> No.9486652

>>9486602
...Noooooo?

>> No.9486661

>>9486652
That pause boarders on higher levels of heresy.

>> No.9486662

and that ass!

>> No.9486679

>>9486596
>>9486590
>>9486575
You're all a bunch of raging dicks stuck doing nothing in the fucking Warp. Know what? Fuck you guys, fuck you guys right up the nose with a baseballbat wrapped in barbed wire and soaked in lime, I'm off to raid some planets in the Materium. You know, that place none of you can reach on your own? Where all the delicious innocent souls are?

So excuse me as I rape, maim, murder and pillage my way through a couple more Imperial planets.

>> No.9486680

>>9486662
Damn

is this even heresy anymore?

Because if it is, embrace heresy.

>> No.9486690

>>9486680

its not heretical if i post it.

>> No.9486694

>>9486679

BITCH I GO TO THE MATERIUM WHENEVER I WANT.

I JUST GET REALLY BORED.

>> No.9486697

>>9486661
It actually stems from some confusion as to why I am being asked. AGAIN.

>> No.9486702

>>9486690
then gtfo

heresy thread

>> No.9486711

>>9486697
Because tempting the faithful is a favored pastime of the fell powers?

>> No.9486714

>>9486680
Actually, that's a Death Cult assassin, judging by the body suit. So don't let her hear you say shit like that.

>> No.9486721

>>9486711
That and bawdy conversation, apparently.

>> No.9486723

>>9486679
>You know, that place none of you can reach on your own?

Sounds like someone's rotted all of his brain with LSD, instead of just most of it. We can get out of the Warp whenever we like. There's just no reason to bother most of the time. Khorne would rather I went around stamping on Daemonettes and helping increase the size of his realm, than randomly whacking some humans to death.

>> No.9486724

>>9486697

WE'RE INSISTENT LIKE THAT.

>> No.9486726

>>9486662
OH GAWD

>> No.9486731

>>9486702

fine, then i'll take my porn back with me.

>> No.9486732

Hey, Slaaneshfags. This might be relevant to your interests, even if it's not the best picture.

>> No.9486739

>>9486711
It's ONE of my favourite pastimes, yeah.

>> No.9486756

>>9486721
Apparently. Most I meet just try to kill me, though.
>>9486739
One would think the amount of pastimes you entertain is a bit excessive.

>> No.9486760

>>9486723
Whacking off some humans to death?

And I thought you were such a prude at first!

>> No.9486790

>>9486756
Odds are that those ones have a goal of some sort. The difference here is that they're just dicking around.

>> No.9486801

>>9486756

THAT'S KINDA THE POINT.

FANCY A RIDE ON OL' DOOMRIDER'S BIKE?

>> No.9486808

>>9486739
care to show us your other favourites?

>> No.9486810

>>9486790
Probably. Though, obviously, they failed.
>>9486801
Erm, no.

>> No.9486813

>>9485699

Why does he have a giant pink arrow pointing at his head?

I didn't think the Night Lords took part in pride parades.

>> No.9486817

>>9486760
No.

Whacking.

As in, with an axe.

>> No.9486825

>>9486810
Good call. Those hands wander.

>> No.9486836

Hey guys, not a heretic, obviously.

>> No.9486838

WHY NOT?

>> No.9486839

>>9486817
Girl you're no fun at all.

No wonder the other daemons make fun of you...

>> No.9486842

>>9486839

SHE POSED NAKED ON CAMERA FOR ME, LAST NIGHT.

>> No.9486843

Slaanesh! Get back in the Warp where you belong! And take that guy with you!

Bloody warp gods tromping around like they own the place..

>> No.9486852

>>9486843

HEY BABY. FANCY A RIDE ON DOOMRIDER'S BIKE?

>> No.9486858

>>9486810
You should go with doom, I have a bunch of work to do, nasty, heaving, sticky, work. So, which one of you quivering little souls wants it first?

>> No.9486864

>>9486836
GET OUT

HERESY ONLY

>> No.9486865

>>9486836
Sure, why not. What's up?
>>9486843
Calm down, now, you don't want her to go dicks on you.

>> No.9486868

>>9486843

You, uh, seem to have something on your forehead....

>> No.9486869

>>9486838
Because you're a horrid abomination of a slave to the ruinous powers and I've no wish to ride on whatever twisted hell-spawn creation you use for transportation? Besides, I have Rhinos.

>> No.9486872

>>9486839
I'm PLENTY fun! Fuck you! It's possible to have fun without fucking everything you come across, you know.

>> No.9486874

>>9486868
Extra eye. She's a Tzeentchie.

>> No.9486876

T-tAmalE, I-I'd J-jusJust wAnTt-ted t-Totell Yooyuo tThat I-we-me Rlreal-really ee-eeenjoyEd pl-PlaYing th-The P-piaAno w-With yo-yOu ye-yesTerdaY...!

>> No.9486877

>>9486865

Not much really, life has been steadily improving though.

What about you?

>> No.9486881

>>9486868
Just another hole...

tee hee hee.

>>9486842
That's not fun, that's just a cry for help. When you post it on Youtube, that's when it becomes fun.

>> No.9486886

>>9486869

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY ABOUT MY BIKE?

BETTER THAT THAN YOUR...

>> No.9486894

>>9486886

>> No.9486897

>>9486886
inb4 metal boxes

>> No.9486902

>>9486894
BLAST!

But yea, whatever heretical thing you ride.

>> No.9486908

>>9486877
Still living in a featureless cell without a bathroom.

>> No.9486910

>>9486874

Wait....Tzeentchie?

This isn't the chapel.....THIS ISN'T THE CHAPEL AT ALL!

>> No.9486911

>>9486902

WHAT ABOUT POSING NAKED ON CAMERA. KHORNETTE DID IT.

>> No.9486916

>>9486897

too slow sister.

and dont worry, im not staying for long.

dont get blam'ed you kids.

*walks away*

>> No.9486919

>>9486911
....Your logic to trying to get me to do something is, "the daemon did it?"

>> No.9486921

>>9486876
Ah, sweet romance.
Also, dat filename.

>> No.9486928

>>9486919

PRETTY MUCH.

>> No.9486936

>>9486908

That does not sound like a lot of fun...

>> No.9486939

>>9486876
You were great! We should totally do it again. Or go twist the heads off some Daemonettes together, or something.

>>9486881
DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS.

DOOMRIDER DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.

>> No.9486941

>>9486858
Arachnass, about the thread of mortals turned into deamonettes where the /tg/monettes idea appeared.
I think teegeemonettes would be useful for the other deamonettes, for example, reasonable deamonettes would use them for test games, chef deamonettes would try their new addictive food with them and artist deamonettes would see if their porn art is good being seeing their reaction.

>> No.9486944

>>9486919
Well, not all 'neshis focus on the perfection of debate. In fact, I haven't met one who does.

There was this one cult, though, that wanted to make the perfect cupcakes.

>> No.9486945

>>9486939

WHAT?

>> No.9486952

>>9486936
You have no idea how bad I need to go.

>> No.9486961

>>9486952

SO WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO?

SHIT IN THE CORNER?

>> No.9486962

>>9486945
She wants me to not tell you to upload her onto Youtube. Because that would be soooo naughty.

>> No.9486964

>>9486961
I don't. I wait until I can go out on assignment.

>> No.9486966

>>9486962

WELL IT'S A BIT LATE TO TELL ME /NOW/..

..NANANA.

>> No.9486971

>>9486952

Doesn't power armour provide for such... necessities?

>> No.9486972

>>9486919
How about you get tzeentchnette to morph in to you and than you can make out? I mean you did come to a heretical gathering, so you are already tainted....Why not have some fun?

>> No.9486973

>>9486941
Oh so that's who that is.

I should pay more attention.

>> No.9486977

>>9486928
Yea.... Well, at least this rules out your devotion to Tzeentch!
>>9486952
Even my room has a bathroom, Haxtes.

>> No.9486998

>>9486977

TZEENTCH IS A BIRD.

HE'S ALSO REALLY, /REALLY/ BORING.

>> No.9487005

>>9486966
Tell me you're joking.

Please.

This is the LAST thing I need.

>> No.9487011

>>9486977
Yes, but I don't have your room, now do I?
>>9486971
They confiscated it after a mission. It was a successful mission, but their were some problems.

>> No.9487015

>>9486972
Just being here is not enough to incur taint. Even if it were, you'd have to try a lot harder, and I'm all but immune. However, I was mostly here because I got some of Haxtes' mail.
.......somehow

>> No.9487032

>>9487005

YOU WANT ME TO LIE TO YOU, OR DO YOU WANT THE TRUTH.

>> No.9487034

>>9487011

I don't think I'll be asking.

Not that you are allowed to tell me anyway.

>> No.9487040

>>9487015
Seriously? I could understand it when you were getting Verity's mail, but seriously?

>> No.9487053

I have now a existential question.
Which god I join, Slaanesh or Tzeentch?

>> No.9487057

>>9487040
I have absolutely no clue. Maybe it's someone in the Munitorum playing tricks and sending things the wrong places.

>> No.9487059

>>9487053
The Emperor.

>> No.9487060

>>9487032
You might as well be honest. It's not like things can get any worse.

>> No.9487061

>>9486941
Back for more eh?... /tg/monettes would be pretty useful all around, a rather diverse bunch we have here.

Have you ever thought of becoming a gnoll of Slaanesh? The benefits are great, and my salary is to die for.

>> No.9487068

>>9487053

SLAANESH.

UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE A) A BIRD. B) A DUSTBIN OR C) A GIBBERING SACK OF FLESH THAT THROWS FIRE AROUND AND RIDES AROUND ON A DISC MADE FROM ANOTHER GIBBERING SACK OF FLESH THAT THROWS FIRE AROUND.

>> No.9487069

>>9487005
Actually the last thing you need is to read the comments...

You're totally naked and yet they keep saying "Tits or GTFO"......


Maybe you should ask Khorne to fork out for some surgery...

>> No.9487070

>>9487040
>>9487015

Haxtes gets mail in a bathroom-less, plain, nondescript cell?

>> No.9487074

>>9487005
OH MAN, I'M SO SHOWING ANGRON THIS VIDEO I FOUND ON YOUTUBE...

>> No.9487076

>>9487057
Well, is it a package?

>> No.9487083

>>9487060

I PUT IT UP EVERYWHERE.

MAYBE.

>> No.9487085

>>9487053
Tzeentch will screw you over for the hell of it, and Slaanesh will just screw you for the hell of it.

Side with Khorne. You don't have to worry about your new patron fucking you over just because they feel like it - keep on killing in Khorne's name, and the good times never end.

>> No.9487089

>>9487061
Oh yes, but Tzeentch credo is also very interesting.

>> No.9487091

>>9487070
Hm.... you know, that could explain why it didn't reach him.
>>9487076
No, just an envelope. I didn't look at it.

>> No.9487097

>>9487074
Did you know Angron has a band?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkkYxmMj-Oo

>> No.9487098

>>9486972
I'd R-raTher N-nOt..!

>>9486973
A N-NOv-noVicE W-wIith a_aTheiIr A-wakeneD th-thirD EyE? I-iMpre-_ssiVe.

>>9486998
A-T l-EasT Tzeentch Do-eSn't Rid-ride a mOtorcyCle LikE a HumAn I-in th-Their m--midLife criSis.

>>9487053
... I-I h_Ave b-boArdgames. A-And rulEbooks.

>> No.9487109

>>9487097

HOLY SHIT. PLAGUE MARINE.

WHERE YOU BEEN, MAN.

>> No.9487115

>>9487083
Everywhere? How much is Everywhere?

Am I going to have to try and pay Tzeentch to get it all vanished?

>>9487069
What the FUCK? Of course I've got tits! Not huge ones, but huge breasts are fucking ugly.

>> No.9487117

>>9487098

HEY TZEENTCHNETTE, WANNA MODEL FOR ME AGAIN?

>> No.9487120

>>9487098
>Doomrider
>Mid-life crisis motorcycle riding.
Hee hee....

>> No.9487122

>>9487085
Sorry, Khornette, Yeenoghu is pretty similar to Khorne and I'm already tired of that kind of spiritual dogma where you must be all the day killing and pillaging for show your devotion.

>> No.9487127

>>9487098

You need to work on your pronunciation.

>> No.9487131

>>9487115

I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE VISITED ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS AND PUT IT UP THERE TOO.

SOME GUY CALLED SHEPARD PAID GOOD MONEY FOR IT.

SAID IT WAS HIS FAVOURITE MOVIE ON THE EXTRANET OR SOME SHIT.

>> No.9487140

>>9487109
Been' spreading the plague for Papa Nurgle. The new strain is real fun. It basically turns the victim into a jelly of secretions and pus after a few months.

Good thing we have this armor to keep us contained.

>> No.9487146

>>9487070
That's just the meditation/sleep chamber. We also get a locker room, a librarium, a weight room, a chapel, and, yes, mailboxes. But it's all communal.
>>9487091
Damn. I was hoping for the replacement eye.
>>9487098
But no one has to fall to Tzeentch for that. We still have our deal on Thursdays.

>> No.9487149

>>9487140

YOU STILL NOT A CHAMPION? SHIT, MAN.

NURGLE WAS LOOKING FOR YOU YESTERDAY, AND I MISSED RACING THE KHAN WITH YOU UP NEAR COMMORAGH.

>> No.9487157

>>9487146
Maybe it's a voucher for a discount at your local Ad-Mech location for replacement eyes?

>> No.9487158

>>9487115
Girl at your level, small tits would be a MASSIVE improvement...

>> No.9487179

>>9487131
Another dimensions you say?...
I think I'm going to do a final decision soon.

>> No.9487181

>>9487149
He was? Did he mention the reason why? Also, lost my bike against some Grey Knights a while back.

Shit was not cash.

>> No.9487183

>>9487157
>Opens.
>Reads.
>Eats.
Nope.

>> No.9487185

It's not easy being a clone of Horus.

>> No.9487195

>>9487181

HE THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD SON OR SOMETHING.

SHIT MAN, GOTTA GET YOU A NEW BIKE.

>> No.9487199

None of you kiddies have posted this yet?

>> No.9487210

>>9487158
What the FUCK is that supposed to mean?

>>9487131
At times, I really, really fucking hate you. You know that, right?

>> No.9487224

>>9487195
I have to ask him about that. Maybe he'll make me a champion.

Also, pass a bro some of that cocaine.

>> No.9487228

>>9487098

....Boardgames you say?

>> No.9487229

>>9487183
.... You ate it? Was it even edible?

>> No.9487230

>>9487131
Don't look at me. I'm a one-woman man.

>> No.9487235

>>9487210

And I here thought you hated everyone all the time.

>> No.9487236

Hay guys wats going on in here?

>> No.9487238

>>9487199
I totally remember playing that game when I was tiny. My dad used to play all those old shooters and opted to let me give it a try.

I was a weird girl. I guess it was inevitable..

>> No.9487240

>>9487210

BUT YOU KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE.

YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT A MASOCHIST?

>> No.9487247

>>9487210
Meaning you're like a washboard...

>> No.9487256

>>9487098
I'm sorry Tzeentchnette, but Slaanesh seems to be more tons of fun than the Old bird.
I'll join the ranks of the Dark Prince.

>> No.9487258

>>9487224

HERE YOU GO MAN. I STOLE THIS FROM LUCIUS.

THAT PUSSY WIMPED OUT ON ME EARLIER JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO RUN HIM DOWN.

>> No.9487259

>>9487236
You! You and your people owe me a kickass motorcycle.

>> No.9487264

>>9487122
You are obviously interested. Here is the honest deal, I can sign you up for the cultist package. The benefits are shit, but you don't have to work long hours. The chaos marine package comes with a company car and some tools, the retirement package needs lots of good work. The demon rout is the worst at entry,loss of self, having to screw cultists, but has the best salary, and paid vacations, but if you screw up the boss eats you. choice is yours. oh and you will get a boob, or maybe six, you get used to them actually.

>> No.9487265

>>9487240
Negative attention is still attention. I guess it's better than sitting alone in my room trying to stave off crushing depression.

>> No.9487268

>>9487229
It was paper and ink.
>>9487210
Call down, now, they're trying to rile you up. Think happy thoughts.

>> No.9487281

>>9487210
SO, I SHOWED ANGRON YOUR THING ON YOUTUBE. HE WAS MOST IMPRESSED. "NEXT TIME WE'RE RAIDING ARMAGEDDON, WE'RE TAKING THAT GIRL ALONG TOO" HE SAID.

SO IT'S NOT ALL BAD...

>> No.9487285

>>9487265

That's really sad.

>> No.9487289

>>9487265
Depression, you say? Ever thought coming under the wing of papa nurgle?

He loves all of us, and would love you too.

>> No.9487298

>>9487265
Seriously? That's terrible! Why are you staying by yourself like that?

>> No.9487300

>>9487268
That doesn't mean it was meant for eating. I suppose you have your reasons, then. At least it wasn't one of those musical cards. That would have been bad to ingest.

>> No.9487309

>>9487264
I like challenges, give me the demon package.

>> No.9487317

>>9487300
I do have my reasons. And it looks like I'm going to get to use a bathroom soon.

>> No.9487318

>>9487265
So.... are you a daemon made of depression?

>> No.9487321

>>9487117
O-onCe w-was En-enough.

>>9487127
My Vo-Co_al C-coRd i-iS a _poRtal Di-riecClt to_the W-Arp. Y.YouTry Spspeak-king lIke th-tThis.?+

>>9487228
P-PlaTiNum q-qUality. I-HaVe a_lot O-of TiT-time toT_o paInt and mOdel. Yo-Youshould viSit.

>>9487265
;[email protected]

>>9487256
V-erRY wEll. LeT mE-meKnow WWhen You'D liKe to BeCome D-dust.

>> No.9487346

>>9487317
Excellent. Maybe. Oh well, if I can help, let me know.

>> No.9487357

>>9487318
It's the constant PMS...

Being flat chested and boring doesn't help matters either.

>> No.9487358

>>9487318

DEPRESSION AND WILLINGNESS TO POSE NAKED FOR YOUR BROTHER.

OH YEAH.

>> No.9487362

>>9487321

Try speaking with a gas-mask.

>> No.9487371

>>9487318
No. I'm a hybrid child of Khorne and Slaanesh. The warpflux of energy from two opposing powers means I suffer from a whole variety of crippling emotional disorders and an inability to truly be happy with myself.

>>9487285
You're telling me.

>>9487298
Well, I'm not by myself - I live in the Iron Fortress with Khorne and his legions. I just don't get out much...I'm not good at the whole socialising thing.

>> No.9487377

>>9487362
Somehow I don't think a gas mask quite equates to sometimes growing another face out of the side of your head...

>> No.9487385

>>9487265
Oh sweety come to mama, I will make you some milk and cookies. I got the recipe from a baking daemonette, I bet you can't eat just one.....The milk may taste a bit off at first, but you will grow to like it.

>> No.9487393

>>9487258
That was some good shit. Listen, i know it's a lot to ask, but could you ask Slaanesh if he could make the grey knights suddenly sprout penises on their foreheads?

>> No.9487401

>>9487371

You should try hooking up with one of the Iron Warriors dudes.

>> No.9487404

>>9487371
At least you aren't schizo as Nurglettes, being the daughters of Papa Nurgle and Isha can for sure be demolishing.

>> No.9487407

>>9487357
Malicious warp entities made of pure emotion and feeding from suffering also probably don't help.
>>9487371
You could always try being a daemon to the Emperor.

>> No.9487424

>>9487404
Hey! Nurglettes are fucking awesome. They know what a LOVING relationship is!

>> No.9487428

>>9487393

I'LL HAVE A WORD WITH THE BIG GUY.

YO SLAANESH, DO ME A FAVOUR, WILL YA?

>> No.9487432

>>9487321

Well I do like dem boardgames....

I'm worried about this whole " Turning into a gigantic writhing mass of everchanging flesh " aspect though.

Is there like, some kind of sorcerer sign up dealie? What kind of qualifications do you need to rend the fabric of reality on a daily basis?

>> No.9487446

>>9487385
Milk and cookies?, yes, thanks. I already know I did the right choose.

>> No.9487455

>>9487377

Obviously you have never heard a Krieger talk with his gas-mask on.

>> No.9487466

>>9487428
I'm listening...

Sort of...

>> No.9487475

>>9487407
Daemon to the Emperor?

... Soooo becoming a Tzeentch worshiper?

>> No.9487493

>>9487466

KNOW THOSE GREY KNIGHT FUCKS?

CAN YOU PUT PENISES ON THEIR HEADS?

IT'S A FAVOUR FOR MY BRO, PLAGUE MARINE.

>> No.9487498

Get a life, you sad bastards.

Semper Games

>> No.9487507

>>9487401
Iron Warriors? Why them? Aren't they the ones that sit around blowing things up all the time?

>>9487357
I AM NOT FLAT CHESTED. GO GET IMPALED BY A NEMESIS FORCE WEAPON.

>>9487407
The Emperor's a faggot. More so than Slaanesh, even.

>> No.9487513

>>9487475
I don't even know. I figured I'd try that, "converting," thing missionaries try to do a lot, instead of just killing them. Wrong crowd, maybe?

>> No.9487528

>>9487309
Excellent, welcome to the fold, you may now roll for boobs. Odds just one on the right side, evens you get six. The boobs are non negotiable. We will get you trained for your first assignment ASAP.

>> No.9487530

>>9487507

Pretty much, so they'll probably as socially awkward as you are, no problem there.

>> No.9487537

>>9487446
These cookies are really good...so tell...oh?...woah..woah!...

>> No.9487566

rolled 16 = 16

>> No.9487570

>>9487432
Wait, are you looking to become a follower of chaos?

May i suggest the embrace of Papa Nurgle? He doesn't mutate you horribly, doesn't require that you kill something all the time and doesn't impose breasts on you.

You'll get used to the poxes and shit fairly quick. Then it's smooth ridin'

>> No.9487584

I keep my heresy inside something that doesn't say 'heresy' on it's casing.

>> No.9487588

>>9487493
On their heads or replace their heads with penises?

>>9487507
I did that yesterday. I'll send you the pic.

>> No.9487591

>>9487570

WHY IS NURGLE NEVER HERE WHEN YOU ARE? MUST BE BUSY.

OH, BY THE WAY GUYS. NEW BLOOD BOWL SEASON IS ON AT KHORNE'S PLACE SOON.

YOU GUYS IN?

>> No.9487593

>>9487528
dice 2d10

O-okay...

>> No.9487598

>>9487530
That's...a good idea, actually. Though I don't know how they'll get on with a Daemon, most Iron Warriors just *use* Chaos rather than worshipping it. Bloody spongers.

>> No.9487613

>>9487588

THE LATTER, PREFERABLY.

>> No.9487619

rolled 3, 4 = 7

>>9487593

>> No.9487620

>>9487591
BEER'S ON ME! YOU BRING THE COCAINE!

>> No.9487621

>>9487598

They are pretty good at what they do though, ALMOST a challenge for us kriegers.

>> No.9487634

>>9487598
They're quite friendly with Fernex now and then.

>> No.9487643

Ah yes, this 'heresy.

>> No.9487645

>>9487619

CONGRATS MAN, JUST ONE TIT FOR YOU.

ALSO FUCK YEAH PLAGUE MARINE. LET'S GET THAT SORCEROR GUY.. THE BLOOD RAVENS ONE. BLOOD BAR? NAH, KHORNE'S PLACE.

>> No.9487666

>>9487634
>>9487621
>>9487598

Primarch became a daemon prince too.

>> No.9487670

>>9487645
Goddamit, I wish my brains were still solid. I would remember my name, most likely.

Hey Doom, whatcha want to call me?

>> No.9487680

>>9487371
But we have those 3.5 games on thursdays, that helps, doesn't it?
>>9487513
Definitely the wrong crowd.
>>9487566
Howdy.

>> No.9487696

>>9487645
Those cookies where awesome, I couldn't even pick and roll the dice...oh man, only one?, well, at least is big.

>> No.9487699

>>9487570

Maybe I should just go undivided, that way I can cruise around and be friends with everyone right?

No reason we can't all get along after all.

>> No.9487701

OH BOY.

HERE WE GO.

AGAIN.

>> No.9487705

>>9487507
No I mean it, let me get you a warm blanket, you desire to belong, and be loved don't you? I am going to excessively smother you with affection, and not sexually, you are a big girl you can choose who you want to be intimate with. Now come here while this blanket is still warm, so long as you are part Slaaneshi you are my little sis.

>> No.9487709

>>9487666
Well yea, but they all became Daemon Princes. Other than Night Haunter, who pussied out.

And I guess technically Fulgrim got possessed, because he didn't have the guts to side with the winning team.

>> No.9487713

>>9487701

HEY SHITBREAK.

>> No.9487722

>>9487680
Hm. Well, you got your package. Unless I can help with anything, I suppose I can get back to Rhino maintenance and teaching Schola students how to operate weapons properly.

>> No.9487724

>>9487699
Papa Nurgle (and all the gods) generally look down upon them Undivided folks.

"It shows lack of character to stay Undivided when there are much better choices to be made". That's what Papa Nurgle always says.

>> No.9487735

>>9487713
DON'T CALL HIM THAT, YOU CUNT.

>>9487705
...

Temping. But the last time someone said that, it was Slaanesh, and she tried raping me.

>> No.9487750

>>9487713
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO REACT.

>> No.9487751

>>9487735

PERFECT DADDY DAUGHTER MOMENT, HAHAHANANANA.

>> No.9487754

>>9487735
Still can't believe you fell for that lol.

>> No.9487758

>>9487735
>>9487709

There you go then, meet an Iron Warrios Space Marine, date or something.

>> No.9487770

>>9487722
Not much that can happen just yet.

>> No.9487773

>>9487735
Well, at least your father could drain his balls for once in his immortal life.

>> No.9487778

>>9487735
... W-wAs-am-are I-me n-NothIng-To y-yOU..?

>> No.9487785

OKAY, THIS PARTY IS OVER

STAY STILL AND WE'LL MAKE THIS QUICK

>> No.9487794

>>9487724

Well that's no good then....

Fuck it. I'm gonna stick with the bird guy, he has some sweet boardgames apparently.

Sorry plague bro, I'll buy you a....uh, some anthrax or whatever it is you drink for fun sometime.

>> No.9487798

>>9487785

BRING IT OOOOOOON.

>> No.9487805

>>9487735
So you are telling me that you do not desire to be loved for who you are? I was not going to rape you, I am actually a little insulted.
Maybe you should go be with nurgle...but I would hate to see him ruin that body you have worked so obsessively to make, your workout routine is positively excessive.

>> No.9487807

>>9487770
>>9487785
Ah, well, an excellent note to leave on. I'm sure it's all in capable hands.

>> No.9487808

>>9487778
Huh? Of course you are. But you've never tried to seduce me with honeyed words and envenomed promises like Slannesh did.

>> No.9487809

>>9487798
SILENCE, HERE- Is that fruit punch?

>> No.9487815

>>9487528
STOP POSTING THIS UNINTERESTING, BORING BITCH ALREADY

NOBODY CARES, SHE LOOKS BORING

>> No.9487817

>>9487785
FUCK YOU PIG

>> No.9487823

>>9487809

LACED WITH COCAINE.

>> No.9487826

>> No.9487836

>>9487809
Why yes it is!

>> No.9487838

>>9487823
Well, I guess a little sip wont hurt...

>> No.9487841

>>9487735
We're friends, aren't we? You, me, Russ, Tzeentchette. Looks like Alex wants to support you too.

>> No.9487851

I DAMN IT
TRYING GUIDE MANKIND HERE
KEEP IT DOWN!

>> No.9487852

>>9487805
That's what Slaanesh DOES. The only reason Doomrider hasn't tried is because I could kick his ass.

And on that note, I'm out of here.

>> No.9487856

>>9487841

ME TOO.

>> No.9487859

Cool, I have now a pincer.

>> No.9487863

>> No.9487864

>>9487807
If you want, I guess.

>> No.9487877

>>9487841

What's with the Big I befriending daemons and heretics?

>> No.9487881

oh fuck not this again and when the party was getting good

>> No.9487884

>>9487838
*HIC* You know... pershhhonally... i have no *HIC* quarrel with you chaosshh typesh...

Did you *HIC* ssshay thisshh hassh cocaine in it?

>> No.9487886

>>9487805
IT'S PARTIALLY BIOLOGICAL.

MAGIC SCIENCE ASWELL.

>> No.9487891

Oh hiya little boys and girls (and slaneesh)! how's it hanging?

>> No.9487892

don't mind me just being fabulous in the name of Slaanesh!

>> No.9487905

>>9487877
It's complicated.

>> No.9487926

>>9487886

LIKE THOSE PENIS SIZE ENHANCEMENTS.

NANANA.

>> No.9487929

>>9487884
and you call yourself a grey knight

>> No.9487930

>>9487892
Why Fulgrim and the unicorn aren't fucking while snorting cocaine?

>> No.9487932

>>9487905

You don't say...

>> No.9487934

>>9487891
To the left.

>> No.9487935

>>9487884
Your boys destroyed my bike. I'd like some compensation.

>> No.9487936

>>9487808
Honeyed words perhaps, but I thought you wanted to just kill stuff. Things are different now, I want to patch you up and get you back out there. you should be out slaying with wild abandon, singing praises to Khorne, but indulging my master every time a beautiful arc of gore makes you gasp. I have self interest, but I think our goals are the same.

>> No.9487963

>>9487932
You'll find out if you get into the Inquisition, and when there aren't a bunch of heretics and Daemons around.

>> No.9487975

>>9487929
ISH THAT TRULY YOU, LORD? *HIC* Or ish it the cocaine kicking in?

>>9487935
It wassh your *HIC* bike? I am truely shorry for your lots.

>> No.9487980

>>9487963

I got into the inquisition, remember?

>> No.9487988

>>9487963
inb4 he desperately tries to convince you he is in the Inquisition, again.

>> No.9487996

>>9487980
>>9487988
There it is.

>> No.9487997

>>9487936
I'm sorry for interrupt your chat with the charming Khornette but...when we start?

>> No.9488001

>>9487980

WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE BULLSHITTING, ALEX.

>> No.9488006

>>9487980
No, I don't.

>> No.9488025

>>9487988
>>9487980
>>9488001
>>9488006

Not saying I am now but nevermind.

>> No.9488036

>>9487975
Yes it is I do you know how boring it is to sit on that chair for 10,000 years? just because someone had a little daddy issue?

>> No.9488045

>>9488036
...Just as somewhat planned.

>> No.9488048

>>9487975
Yeah bro this punch has cocaine in it.

>> No.9488054

>>9488036
I hear you... I get the same crap from Khornette all the time.

>> No.9488055

>>9488036
False Emperor, that means you didn't go to the bathroom in ten thousand years?

>> No.9488060

>>9488036
Do you want me and my brethren to free you from the throne then?

>> No.9488079

>>9488060

BAD ID-- GOOD IDEA. DO IT.

>> No.9488090

>>9487975
I Knew it i should've listened to that damn elf
"Others" wont agree so....

>> No.9488109

>>9487997
Ok I got this body you can use. I have to go, I will check on you later to see how you are getting along with you new sisters.

>> No.9488137

>>9488079
THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER.

>> No.9488138

>>9488025
Well, ask when you are in and when it's relevant to your assignment.

>> No.9488139

>>9488036
Heresy or GTFO

>> No.9488143

>>9488055
yes 10,000 of no bathroom break
some prick decided to sustain my DEAD BODY
I tried to talk to the orks but this happened

>> No.9488166

>>9488138

I'd rather not.

>> No.9488180

>>9488090
Fuck off dad!

>> No.9488200

>>9488139
Hahahaha foolish chaos worshiper I the emperor talking heretics are Heretical enough to blow your head off

>> No.9488213

>>9488166
Then don't.

>> No.9488228

Moar Nightlords, I only have this image

>> No.9488249

>>9488180
Sson...is that you?

>> No.9488250

>>9488228
I liek Night Lords

>> No.9488284

>>9488249
Yes, it is, surprised? Faked my death, know how the feed cut out in the end?

>> No.9488303

ONLY ONE THING CAN PURGE THIS MUCH HERESY

ARMOR PLANET

>> No.9488355

>>9488284
I heard you got killed by them callidus

>> No.9488374

>>9488303

WHAT THE SHIT.

>> No.9488388

>>9488139

KRIEG ACERBUS IS A FAGGOT.

ZSO SAHAAL RULES THE NIGHT.

>> No.9488397

You know, I wonder what the Emperor would think about him being worshipped like a god, after all he went to so much trouble to get rid of Religion (I believe it's mentioned somewhere in one of the Horus Heresy books), only for those dicks called the Ecclesiarchy to start one about him.

>> No.9488403

>>9488303
...What the fuck?

>> No.9488409

>>9488355
The Night Haunter is not resources, after the feed cut out I stopped the assassin and presented an oppurtunity of a lifetime, in return for the illusion of killing me the assassin did not inform anyone of my disappearing, the head was that of a clone, I stalk the Night again. No whenever you hear of a criminal gutted in the street know that THE NIGHT HAUNTER HUNTS AGAIN!

>> No.9488436

>>9488409

SO YOU KILL CRIMINALS.

AND YOU'RE A PRIMARCH.

HO-LY SHIT ARE YOU PATHETIC.

>> No.9488441

>>9488403
ITS ON NOW BITCH

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A PLANET IS STRAPPED IN ARMOR AND A JETPACK AND GIVEN A GIGANTIC CHAINSWORD IN THE MIDDLE!

MASS PURGING!

>> No.9488461

>>9488441
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A PLANET IS STRAPPED IN ARMOR AND A JETPACK AND GIVEN A GIGANTIC CHAINSWORD IN THE MIDDLE!

A lumbering, ungainly monstrosity that's next to useless for anything other than demolishing other planets, the force of which would likely destroy it as well?

>> No.9488464

>>9488374
WHATS IT LOOK LIKE

ITS A PLANET COVERED IN ARMOR WITH A JETPACK AND A CHANSWORD

ITS FOR THOSE PLANETS THAT ARE EXTRA HERETICAL

>> No.9488466

>>9488436
You're just jealous you're not Space Batman.

>> No.9488480

>>9488461
no stupid the armor protects it from being destroyed

DUH

>> No.9488481

>>9488461
Exactly.

>> No.9488491

>>9488441
FUCKING VOID DRAGON AND HIM AND HIS....HOLY SHIT IS THAT MARS?

>> No.9488496

>>9488466
Batman didn't kill anyone. So you're not Space Batman either.

>> No.9488501

>>9488461
Sounds almost like orkish.

>> No.9488506

>>9488496
I AM SPACE BATMAN!

>> No.9488537

>>9488506

YOU ARE SPACE GHOST.

>> No.9488550

>>9488506

Yea, and I'm a perfectly balanced, well-rounded individual who's entirely at peace with herself.

>> No.9488568

>>9488537
No you're Space Ghost.

ignore the xoxo, this picture is full of dangerous, it was drawn by me by someone else.

>> No.9488594

>>9488568

>> No.9488619

>>9488550

THAT'LL BE THE DAY.

>> No.9488622

>>9488594
don't give me that dammit.

>> No.9488631

>>9488622

>> No.9488637

>>9488550
MORE THAN SOME OF THE OTHER CHAOS DAEMONS.

>> No.9488638

>>9488631

>> No.9488656

Wh_aT in TheE... Who Th-thRRew u-Uhp I-n m-My orRiginAl Third EdItion pRint..? Th-At BooK waAS a P-PAin To GeTt.

>> No.9488662

>>9488637

SHUT UP METALHEAD, NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK.

>> No.9488673

>>9488638
Fuck you Space Ghost, don't judge me.

I am the night.

>> No.9488690

>>9488673

YOU ARE THE NIGHT-LIGHT.

>> No.9488702

>>9488656
WHY would someone want to throw up in a book, anyway?

>> No.9488708

>>9488702
THAT GREY KNIGHT EARLIER HAD FRUIT JUCE SPIKED WITH COKE. WAS PROBABLY HIM.

>> No.9488709

>>9488702

WHY THE HECK NOT

>> No.9488710

>>9488690
I AM THE NIGHT!

>> No.9488724

>>9488709
It's not the way to treat literature!

>> No.9488725

>>9488710

NIGHT-LIGHT.

>> No.9488745

>>9488724

I'D RATHER A BOOK THAN ME.

>> No.9488759

>>9488662
You shut up! I care what he thinks!

>> No.9488781

>>9488745
You'd care if it were that book by Samuel George Morton!

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