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Alright Gentle-people, I am going to be running a 40k campaign soon, with slaanesh stuff, ie cultists, marines , daemons, as the foe. I will start at kill team, and hopefully end at a huge apocalypse climax. Here is the deal, I want a excessive amount of slaanesh art, and stuff in this thread, for ideas, inspiration, general fap...ect. So get posting all your slaanesh stuff, hot female keeper art will be awarded a gold star and some Internets.

>> No.9466436
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I am going to post some of the stuff I got to get this party started.

>> No.9466449
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>> No.9466450

>apocalypse climax

iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

>> No.9466463
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I found an uncensored version of this.

Say please.

>> No.9466470
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>> No.9466483

Read liber chaotica so you get it right.

>> No.9466484

Pweeeeeeeez?

>> No.9466492
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>> No.9466495
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>>9466463
Nah.

>> No.9466509
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The only way I am going to say please, is if you get me one with some vag teeth and a long vag tongue.

>> No.9466538

>>9466495
>>9466509

FFFFFFFFFF YOU BEAT ME TO IT FFFFFFF

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>> No.9466572

>>9466509

Slaanesh trolling his followers. Awesome.

>> No.9466579
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>> No.9466593
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not exactly slaanesh, but still...

>> No.9466600

You know I posted a link to an awful Slaneesh/Evangelion crossover last night...

>> No.9466607
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>> No.9466609

>>9466572
Some of my boys actually like that.

Trolling is in the eye of the beholder honey.

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>>9466600
This is close.

>> No.9466637

>>9466552

I fucking love this pic.

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>> No.9466655

>>9466593
Twi'lek realdoll!?!?!

>> No.9466669
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>> No.9466738
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>>9466483
Got it, and slaves to darkness. This is not my first rodeo.

>> No.9466787
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Hmm, must still be to early for the other Slaanesh cultists, this is starting to feel like masturbation..

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>>9466408

>> No.9466833

I highly, HIGHLY recommend the LIber Chaotica. It's not as technically "sexy" as most of the fan made incarnations tend to be, but it's more old school and wicked. The kind of stuff Slaanesh gets into after boobs and tentacles start to get dull, as well as all kinds of info on followers of all the chaos gods.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=jzjuvnb3

>> No.9466835
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Iz dis sum Slaaneshi thread?

>> No.9466860

>>9466833

OH GOD
THIS

Liber Chaotica says excactly what Slaanesh is and stands for. Trust me, you won't see the chaos gods the same way as before.

>> No.9466864

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGAPPSWRCP8&feature=related

Look this, it may be... inspiring.

>> No.9466889
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>>9466833
best example image I could find, awfully tiny though. But it gives an Idea of the asthetic?

>> No.9466890
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Goddamn why is this so hot.

>> No.9466954

>>9466890
Because you're a faggot?

>> No.9466988
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Now now, no name calling.

>> No.9467008
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What are you planning on doing, OP...

>> No.9467016
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>>9466954

You don't like Slaanesh?

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>>9466833
>>9466860
>>9466889
Don't worry, I got it all covered, got all the books, I know Slaanesh is more freaky then sexy most of the time. This is just for fun, there is so much more to Slaanesh than just boobs. Boobs are just one of the gate way drugs, so to speak.

>> No.9467091

>>9467055

One here on /tg/ had an interesting Renegade army worshiping Slaanesh. The background was that the leader of that regiment was so fixed with perfection and drilling, making sure everyone was moving at the same speed, same row and so on and on.

Pretty nice story. Wish I saved it. Was absolutely perfect for Slaanesh.

>> No.9467092

>>9467055
>Boobs are just one of the gate way drugs

So, so true.

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>>9466954
What's that? More dicks and tits? Can do!

>> No.9467137

>>9467098
Less dick and tits, more vaginas and chest hair.

>> No.9467140
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>>9467008
Here is the simple version. I am going to stash some soul collecting artifacts as specific locations. The jars will gather the souls of the cultists that the bone head imperials kill to then destroy the artifacts. the souls sacrificed on consecrated ground slowly open a big gate, so I can get some very nasty stuff going. Basically I am trusting that the players will burn and purge without putting 2 and 2 together.

>> No.9467148

>>9467098
looks suspiciously like Dmitry's work...

>> No.9467175
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I plan on having my PCs murder Slaanesh in my DH game. If they can get to It, it'll be glorious when I can finally say "Slaanesh died, and the universe rejoiced."

>> No.9467182
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I worship Slaanesh, and all I got was this lousy buttfucking alien.

>> No.9467189

>>9467148
Similar, but the physiques are different.

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>> No.9467199
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Sometimes the best way to get someone to do something bad, is to get them to think that they are doing something good.

>> No.9467204

>>9467189

the tits aren't horrendous... I retract my statement. I find dmitry's work is fine for futa except for the disgustingly large tits. Still, there are gems hidden in his work underneath the saline injections.

>> No.9467246

>>9466600
And I sent that link to my friends.
http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544187359
They were not amused.

>> No.9467362

>>9467246
thats just what they told you,

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>>9467246
I think they were quite amused, they just wanted to mull the story over with some lube, in the privacy of their own homes.

>> No.9467503

>>9466988
Can someone explain this to me please?

>> No.9467545

AM I LATE?

>> No.9467580
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>>9467199
That's...cute. Sieg Pig!

>> No.9467627
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>>9467545
Nn-Nno-notat a-aA-all..!

>> No.9467637

>>9467627

OH HEY TZEENTCHY, WHERES TAMALE AND CO?

>> No.9467710
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>>9467637
I-I-We-me h_havE n-Nnono id-die. T-tAmle S-saId-said n_n-nOth-nothing, ju-Jus-justevaporated..?+

>> No.9467711
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You have tracked the fleeing cultists to what you presume to be their lair.

>> No.9467719

>>9467637
>>9467710
I iz confused

>> No.9467731
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Slaanesh? Chaos god right? I was told that some chaos god ordered these so I am going to set these down right here.

>> No.9467740
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>>9467545
Early, I think.

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>>9467740

WELL SHIT. LET ME RIDE IN MY BIKE AND I'LL GET SETTLED.

>> No.9467799

>>9467731
what a mistake....

im sure Slaanesh loves Necrophillia time

>> No.9467818
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>>9467710
Hey little thing, lets go behind this here shed, and I will show you my Stormlord.

>> No.9467831

>>9467818

NICE IMPERSONATION OF THE BIG GUY THERE.

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>>9467799

You sure? 'cause I got a ton of them and the my delivery form says this is the place.

>> No.9467869

>>9467841
They're actually for the radical inquisitor next door.

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>>9467869

But I was told they were for a Chaos God. It even says "Chaos God" on the form.

>> No.9467974

>>9467961

S'WHY THE INQUISITOR WANTS THEM. HE'S SUMMONING KHORNETTE.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

>> No.9468027
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Heh, I already got a khornette.

>> No.9468030

>>9468027

WELL WE DO, BUT THE INQUISITOR ISN'T LIKELY TO HAVE ONE NOW IS HE?

>> No.9468044
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We can work out a deal.

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>> No.9468061
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>>9468027
Khornetto?

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>>9467974
>>9468030

You guys keep saying "Inquisitor" but I don't know no "Inquisitor'.

>>9468027
>>9468044

Ma'am these things go to this "Slaanesh" right?

>> No.9468069

>>9468046
yeah that looks like the brand the Inquisitor will be using later after he summons that Khornette

>> No.9468089
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>>9468069

I THOUGHT THAT WAS THESE.

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>>9466889
Fuckin hell, man, it's John mothefuckin Blanche's drawings of not-just-motherfuckin daemonettes. From Liber Chaotica. You better have some hi res, bitch!

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>>9468067
Don't worry sir, I am the gu......thing you want to speak to. I will make sure they get where they need to go.

>> No.9468145

>>9468127

I GOT THAT BOOK RECENTLY. SADLY I DON'T HAVE A SCANNER OR I'D DO YOU A DIDDLE.

>> No.9468153
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>>9466889
This is not some poor vanilla rule 34 shit, this stuff is WARPED and tricky to fap to. But damn, it's hot.

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>>9468136

ARE WE ON THE SAME CHANNEL?

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>> No.9468179

>>9468145
I got that book a couple months ago. Really gives a good idea of how Chaos works and operates.

>> No.9468189
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>> No.9468193

>>9468179

I'VE LOVED IT SO FAR, UP TO NURGLE AT THE MOMENT.

I LIKE THE ALLUSIONS TO 40K TOO. IT MAKES MY HEART SING, ALTHOUGH I'M SAD THERES NO PICTURE OF ME.

THAT WANKER LUCIUS GOT IN.

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>>9468136

Well if you are this "Slaanesh" than I suppose that is ok...

>> No.9468238
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>>9468193
At least you got fans.

>> No.9468251
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The last and my favorite. The chain between legs somehow makes it mmmm.

>> No.9468268

>>9468238

THAT'S JUST NOT ENOUGH MAN.

OH MAN, WHERES MY COCAINE. THIS IS KILLING MY HIGH.

I WONDER WHERE PLAGUE MARINE IS THESE DAYS.

>> No.9468298

sucks that fucked up looking shit gets hi res art, and morathi doesn't

>> No.9468314
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>>9468237
Nah, I just sign for his stuff. If the boss were here.....well you would be joining us for later I think.

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>>9466495
>>9466509
>>9466463
You all lack some BALLS

>> No.9468328

>>9468314

LET'S FACE IT, HE'S PROBABLY NOT GETTING AWAY FROM HERE WITHOUT BEING MOLESTED ONCE OR TWICE.

>> No.9468356

Oh shit, the fuck is going on in here.

>> No.9468367
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>>9468314
Well I think that is alright. But I have a couple other deliveries.

>>9468328

Well.. wait. What now?

>> No.9468383

>>9468367

DON'T MIND ME.

>> No.9468432
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This is what happens when you worship Slaanesh.
Furfaggotry and villany.

>> No.9468436
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>>9468328
You make it sound like he does not want it.

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>>9468383

...Well if you say so buddy. I am just dropping off these skulls.

If you don't mind me asking what do want with all these skulls anyways?

>> No.9468470

>>9468442

QUESTION IS..

WHAT -DON'T- WE WANT WITH THEM?

>> No.9468505
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>>9468470

Well, fair enough.

>>9468436

Want what? I am not allowed to accept tips, company policy.

>> No.9468523

>>9468505

IT'S GONNA BE A PRETTY ONE-SIDED AFFAIR, REALLY.

>> No.9468533

>>9468505
Khorne was wanting to build a chair I think, the downtime since his last big fight have left him a bit paunchy.

>> No.9468602

Slaanesh is not only a porn god/goddess. She/he/it also represents other kind of pleasures.
Why there's no deamonettes dedicated to cooking, another dedicated to painting, a musician one...and so on?.

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>>9468523

That sounds ominous....

>>9468533

"Khorne" I am not sure who that is. He some sort of pal of this Slaanesh?

>> No.9468613

>>9468602

THERE ARE, THEY'RE JUST BACK HOME IN THE WARP.

WE'RE NOT GOING TO SEND -THEM- TO THE BATTLEFIELD ARE WE? THAT'S JUST DAFT.

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>>9468523
affaire de corps, so to speak.

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>> No.9468679

>>9468432
Furfaggotry? Oh boy, where, WHERE?!

>> No.9468713
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>>9468669

You Slaanesh? I got these skulls for you.

>> No.9468724

>>9468613
But I want to see them. Sure chef deamonette is more fat than a Unclean one.

>> No.9468735

>>9467246


That was fucking hilarious.

>> No.9468747

>>9468724

COULD SHOW YA. BUT BIKE'S ONLY GOT ROOM FOR ONE, AND THAT SEAT IS OCCUPIED BY MY COCAAAAAAAINE.

>> No.9468769
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>>9468679
See the corruption and excess brought by the Dark prince's influence!

>> No.9468779

>>9468747
You aren't fun, Doomrider.

>> No.9468797

>>9468779

DEPENDS. LIIVI'S WIFE'S HANDMAIDENS WEREN'T COMPLAINING.

OOOOHH YEAAAHHHHH NANANA.

>> No.9468852

>>9468797
::Uses waterhoos for wet all the cocaine::

>> No.9468857

>>9468769
I cannot even parse this image.

>> No.9468876

>>9468852

MY COKE. FUCK YOU MAN, FUCK YOU.

NOT COOL.

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>>9467246
What the fuck did I just read?

And why are there SEVENCUNTFUCKINGTEEN CHAPTERS left?

>> No.9468882

>>9468769
what the fuck

where does it start and end

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9468894

>>9468876
Heeehehehehe...

>> No.9468915

>>9468876

now the cocaine is all moist and lumpy

make it into snowballs and have cocaine-fight!

alternatly, shape the cocaine-snowball into a giant dildo/buttplug and fuck it!

FUCK THE COCAINE! (literally)

>> No.9468932
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9468932

>>9468852
Dude, not cool. Good thing I got lots.

>> No.9468939
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9468939

Wait a minute... you guys are one of them, what do you call it? Sex clubs? Well that is fine by me. Don't get much action myself, sad to say.

It think it is because I am, what did that guy call me? Oh yeah a "Blank"! Or was it a "Pariah"?

>> No.9468970

>>9468932

OH YEAHHH.

>> No.9468997
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9468997

>>9468939
Hmmph, Like I have not heard that line before. Listen sugar, we won't do anything that you won't be screaming for more later, to you.

>> No.9469020

>>9468997
Oh, Reasonable deamonette art I didn't see before!.

>> No.9469026

>>9468997

SO UH.. YOU BUSY TONIGHT?

>> No.9469042
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9469042

I someone talking about me? I thought I heard someone talking about me.

>> No.9469045
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9469045

>>9468997

You sure? "cause that guy was pretty instant. So were those robot fellows. Creepy bunch they are. Even that crazy bird guy who gave me this address called me that and told me not to touch him.

But if you insist.....

>> No.9469056
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9469056

just what I need considering my external hard drive got fucked.....

feels bad man....

>> No.9469058

>>9469042
NO!
Go back to where you belong, go back to /fit/!.

>> No.9469065

>>9469042

TAMALEEEEE.

>> No.9469097
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9469097

>>9469058
/fit/ can go fuck themselves. They'd have everyone looking like some steroid-sucking loser if they had their way. Being lithe and athletic is better.

>> No.9469114
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9469114

obligatory pic

>> No.9469148

>>9469097

BUT YOU WERE SUCKING STEROIDS LAST I SAW YOU.

>> No.9469174
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9469174

>>9469097
So how are those new breast implants working for you flatso?

>> No.9469235

>>9469174
Inb4 Nurglette appears and told you she haves her mother's look.

>> No.9469238

>>9469174
But... but... d-delicious flat chest...

>> No.9469242
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9469242

>>9469174
Y-yoYoU w-Wow-woulD b-are-weRE-BE s-Sur-su-Sssurprised.!1+

>> No.9469295

I think the Velvet Underground song Venus in Furs should be Slaanesh's theme song.

>> No.9469308
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9469308

>>9469148
You were probably high at the time. More so than normal. I wouldn't touch that shit if you paid me. Have you SEEN a Bloodthirster before? That's what steriod abuse turns Khornate daemons into.

>>9469174
I don't fucking know. I'm half Slaaneshi. Sometimes they're like this, sometimes they're smaller. Never much bigger though.

>> No.9469321

>>9469308

I'D STILL DO YOU, TAMALE.

>> No.9469363

>>9469321
Doomrider, you'd do anyone as long as you were high and they had cocaine

>> No.9469373

>>9469363
Even me.

>> No.9469388

>>9469321
You'd do anything that sat still long enough. The exhaust pipes on that bike are probably filled with...whatever the hell you ejaculate. Jam, or something, I don't know.

>> No.9469389
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9469389

>>9468602
I-WE-ME p-Pla-play S-som-SO-some M-meAn p-piano~o..!

>>9469308
I.. I-Me t-thInk Y-You-youyoulook G-g.. Good.

>> No.9469396

>>9469363

I'M SURE THERE ARE OTHER CATEGORIES THEY'D HAVE TO FIT.

>> No.9469419
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9469419

>>9469026
Hmm policy states that I am not supposed to consort with mere daemon princes...Its your ass buddy, hell I even let you pick your own lube, not all of us keepers are totally sadistic bitches.

>> No.9469464

>>9469419

COULD BE A PROBLEM. ARMOUR'S STUCK, AND KHORNETTE, MY EXHAUST PIPES ARE FILLED WITH COCAAAAAAAAAAAINE.

>> No.9469495
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9469495

..and there you go.

I just need a signature and the COD payment and I will be on my way.

>> No.9469525

>>9469464
Do you never get sick of Cocaine? I thought Slaaneh was to be about indulging in everything, not just limiting yourself to one tiny little facet. Try some Meth or something.

>>9469389
Thanks. Nice to get a compliment once in a while.

I'd return the favour, but it's hard to compliment the looks of someone who changes shape every few moments.

>> No.9469556

>>9469525

I JUST HAVE A THING FOR COCAINE.

I'VE GOT METH, ACID, LSD.

SPEAKING OF LSD.

<EATS A CAT DOUSED IN LSD> AAAAAAAAAURGH YEAH.

>> No.9469570
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9469570

I think Khornette's been holding out on us.

>> No.9469594
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9469594

>>9469495
Oh darling, we don't use money here in the warp, but if you need some remuneration, go over there where is says "circle of Avidity" and help yourself.

>> No.9469662

>>9469594

HEH, HEH.

>> No.9469687
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9469687

>>9469594

Well thanks, I think.

..Oh, and thank you for using C'tan delivery. The Imperium's oldest delivery service!

>> No.9469697
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9469697

>>9466408
Guess what? All that fucking gave everyone aids!

>> No.9469706

>>9469570
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

>> No.9469733

>>9469706

HOHOHO. THIS'LL BE GOOD.

>> No.9469735
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9469735

>>9469706
You need to relax.

>> No.9469777

>>9469662
Doomrider's favorite snack is snickers with chocaine cover and stasis candy cream.

>> No.9469788

>>9469777

SO?

>> No.9469794

>>9469733
>>9469735
I WAS RELAXING! THAT'S HOW I RELAX! I DIDN'T EXPECT SOME PERVERT VOYUER TO BE HIDING BEHIND THE BONE PILES!

>> No.9469802
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9469802

>>9469697
Nah, I use Horror skin condoms, keeps the Nurgle off my junk. I did a "session" for some Tzeentch thing way back, turns out even puppet masters want to be the little girl sometimes.

>> No.9469810
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9469810

>>9469525
I-I C-ka-can't r_Rreall-LY co-cCOntrol I-eet, itt-it-tit ju-Jus- JUST hap_Happens.

>>9469570
Still, I-me-Us s-Som-someTiM-e-es e-envy Yo-YoUr f-Fir-firm, s-Stro-strongSTRONG b-bOdy. It-It'd be-BEnice to-to h-hav-E so-SomeThIng s-stay th-theway it i-is, f-from d-d-day tTo dDay..!

V-very f-Firm...

>>9469735
O-oh M-my.

>> No.9469837

>>9469788
Nothing, that is some info for those who thinks you only do co-co-co-cocaine.

>> No.9469852

>>9469810

HEY TZEENTCHY, THAT IMAGE LOOKS FUNNILY FAMILIAR.

DO YOU MODEL, PERCHANCE?

>> No.9469911

>>9469810
Yea, there might be a lot wrong with me, but at least I've got a nice body. It's pretty AND useful. Not like those soft, useless daemonettes.

But that still doesn't mean I like people spying when I'm having...alone time.

>> No.9469996
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9469996

>>9469852
M-me? N-no, Bbutbut I-I'd Lo-lOve t-tot-totry it- SossoMetTIMes,. :I J-just Ne-neEd so-sSomeone T-toTo mo-Mode-model f-for.

>>9469911
Oh-OH yo-You Wo_woRry T-tOOmuch,. I'm ss-Sure No-nobody Hahas C-cRept u-up oOn yoOu and WwatChed y-Your sl-slick--wet skSkin a-aFt-er w-wooRking o-ou... I'll Bebe i-In m-my dDorm.

>> No.9469998

>>9469911

NO PRIVACY IN SLAANESH'S PLACE, BABE.

>> No.9470015

>>9469996

..LET ME GET MY CAMERA.

>> No.9470071

>>9469810
So do you change randomly? I could have a lot of fun with a toy that just pops into different forms, how novel.

>> No.9470075

>>9469996
The question is...when a female pink horror suffers an orgasm it splits into two blue female horrors?.
That wouldn't lead to awesome tzeentchette threesome?.

>> No.9470086

>>9469998
Well, of course I'm not going to get any now! I might as well strip off right here and give you all a good look.

>>9469996
Yea, it's probably just a one-off.

...

Waaaaait a minute...

>> No.9470090

>>9470071

GET YOUR OWN.

>> No.9470169

So... is this still a 'neshi thread?

>> No.9470175

>>9470169

HEY NAXTES.

HOW DO BRO? COKE?

>> No.9470211

>>9470175
You mean the soda or the dr- Nevermind. Stupid question.

>> No.9470221

>>9470211

JUST A BIT.

>> No.9470222
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9470222

>>9470169

Not sure, but someone still needs to sign for all those skulls. I a getting a bit behind with my other delivers.

>> No.9470223
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>> No.9470252

>>9470222

FUCK IT. I'LL SIGN, LET ME GET MY GIANT FLAMING PEN.

>> No.9470268
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9470268

>>9470090
Doom, need I remind you that I am a perfect creation of our lord, I was never sullied by a human form. In the lands of Slaanesh some Dominate, and others submit. You may have been a really good flesher once, but here you are a bootlick. Be nice and I may even let you watch.

>> No.9470305

>>9470268

BITCH, YOU HAVE ONE TIT.

I HAVE A FLYING FUCKING BIKE THAT GOES THROUGH THE WARP FASTER THAN YOUR MOTHER GOES THROUGH DICKS.

OH YEAH.

>> No.9470313

>>9470252
"Flaming" as in on fire?
>>9470221
Nah, they do drug testing.

>> No.9470314
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9470314

Sigmar dammit Slaanesh! I just got myself washed and this thread made me feel all icky on the inside. Probably another daemonette hiding in my suit.

>> No.9470328

>>9470314

HEY GREY KNIGHT.

COKE?

>> No.9470344

>>9470313

WELL NO SHIT. MOST THINGS I OWN ARE ON FUCKING FIRE.

>> No.9470362

>>9470314
Still wearing the kilt. Nice.
How often do you get daemonettes in your suit?

>> No.9470379

>>9470362

YEAH THAT IS A GOOD POINT.

WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SKIRT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

>> No.9470391
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9470391

>>9470252

Alright thanks Mr..... "Doomrider."

Like I said before, thanks for using C'tan delivery. The Imperium's oldest delivery service!

>> No.9470404

>>9470328
Doom. We both know I have no way to "do" coke... although we still haven't tested if it works on me while I'm possessing someone.

>> No.9470416

>>9470404

LET'S DO IT YOU CROSS-DRESSING MOTHERFUCKER.

>> No.9470422

>>9470344
Well, yeah. Say... I wonder if there's a way to set electricity on fire?

>> No.9470450

>>9470391

HEY. WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE FUCKING SKULLS.

ALRIGHT YOU FUCKS, WHO ORDERED THEM.

>> No.9470461

Oh man you guys, it's been a while. We need to book the blood bar and have another party sometime.

Where's Plague Marine?

>> No.9470493

>>9470461

I ASKED THE SAME QUESTION, BIG GUY.

I KINDA MISS THE SMELLY LUG. HE WAS LIKE.. A NURGLE VERSION OF ME, WITH LESS SHOUTING, LESS FIRE AND A TINY BIT LESS COCAINE.

>> No.9470498
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9470498

>>9470305
One? Check again, I got six, also how many dicks Slaanesh goes through is none of your business.
Now where is that tzeentchnette, I am going to turn her pink bits into blue ones.

>> No.9470502

>>9470268
Hey, fuck you. Doomrider's an ass, but he's less of an ass than most of Slaanesh's other daemons.

>> No.9470519

>>9470450

Dude you guys let some dude drive up into Slaanesh's domain, deliver a bunch of skulls, look upon the face of Slaanesh itself, get Doomrider's signature, and drive off under his own power without anything happening to him?!

>> No.9470521

>>9470502

OH MAN, TAMALE IS DEFENDING ME. THIS IS FUCKING GREAT.

>> No.9470533

>>9470493
So he's missing in action...?

Oh no... He was a good kid.

>> No.9470547
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9470547

>>9470015
Oh! I-I w-was n-ntonotaware tHaT y-You lLiked phPhoTogrAPHy, Do-dDOomRiid-er. S-sure, lEt me jJus-T Gg-et r-rReady. It'll BeBebut aA moMoment.

>>9470071
'Toy'? I-I am-am uN-familIar wiWiTh thAht Wo-Word.?

>>9470075
... Th-thEY Dod-do nNot W-woRk tha-At Way.

>>9470086
Do-Don't bBe A-ashAmed Oof yoYOurself, PppLease. I'd Hahte toTo sSEe yoOu u-u-uNhappy..!

>>9470498
C-CatChing mEme w_woUld BbeE LliKe Ca-Atch_ing T-The W-Arp IeetTself~

>> No.9470572

>>9470547

DOOMRIDER'S GETTIN' SOME.

FUCK YEAH NANANA.

>> No.9470623
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9470623

>>9470461
Dang Nurgle, well this party got lame, I am gone. Doom, clean up these skulls, and help yourself to some extra coke after you clean up.

>> No.9470628

>>9470547
Oh, hey. How ya doin'?
...
What's she- it is a she, right?- planning for you?

>> No.9470643

Say, do those skulls belong to anybody?

>> No.9470653
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9470653

>>9470416
Dammit! I'm not a crossdresser.... It's a kilt... Slaanesh and Narl made me wear it.
>>9470461
>>9470493
Plague marine is pretty rad.
>>9470502
... Hey Khornette... how are you?

>> No.9470666

>>9470643
Well, no one's here to claim them, unless Doom really wants them.

Can't imagine what for, though. Don't want to.

>> No.9470676

>>9470519
Slaanesh was not here, mortals think that gods just saunter about, or lord has better things to do, some may even have had names at some point.

>> No.9470686

>>9470643

SOME FUCK DELIVERED THEM.

WE THOUGHT THEY WERE FOR SOME RADICAL INQUISITOR TO SUMMON KHORNETTE FOR.. I DUNNO. SOMETHING.

ANYWAY, THEY'RE JUST KINDA LYIN' AROUND, DO YOU STILL MAKE THOSE GRENADES OUT OF SHRUNKEN HEADS?

>> No.9470702

>>9470521
Yea. Let's remember this moment with fondness, then forget it ever happened.

>>9470547
I'm not ashamed, I just don't like people watching me when I'm, uh, alone with myself. It's creepy.

>>9470643
If no-one wants 'em, I'll take them. Khorne could do with an extra inch on this throne, bring him level with the new television.

>> No.9470718

>>9470450
Build a throne, what else?

>> No.9470719

>>9470702

NEW TV? IS HE WATCHING THE NEW BLOOD BOWL SEASON? IF SO, LET'S ALL SCHEDULE A PARTY AT KHORNE'S PLACE.

I'LL BRING THE FUCKING COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE.

>> No.9470726

>>9470666
Oh good, I need more mugs. Those ones Khorne gave me have nearly all broken, and you haven't lived 'till you've drunk fine bile from a skull.

>> No.9470775

>>9470653
Better than normal! Got out into the physical world for a little bit a few days back. Some stupid Cultists summoned me while I was having a bath, so I killed them, and the Guardsmen they sent to try and kill me. Took being flattened by a tank to punt me back to the Warp, but still. That's, like, a new record or something.

>> No.9470793

>>9470775

YOU DID BETTER THAN KHARN. HE WAS IMPALED BY A DOZER BLADE A FEW THOUSAND YEARS BACK.

THIS WAS WHEN I WAS A HUMAN.

THOSE WERE THE DAYS.

>> No.9470802

>>9470775
Holidays are always far too short, right?

>> No.9470810

>>9470726
I doubt they'd make good mugs without significant alterations... I know how you are about that. The eye-sockets, they limit the utility of skulls in those regards.
>>9470702
Doesn't look like anyone but you and Nurgle wants them. Sup?

>> No.9470816

>>9470719

He is. You'd have to ask him, though, or maybe Angron or...whatsisface, that giant Bloodthirster. The one still crying over getting his shit ruined by the Blood Angels. I'm not in charge who who comes into the Iron Fortress.

>> No.9470827

>>9470686

Some Fuck: Delivery hero of the Imperium.

Braving the perils of the grimdark future to do his job.

>> No.9470843

>>9470816

UH.. KA.. KA'BANDWAGON.

THAT'S HIM.

>> No.9470848

>>9470827
I'd read the shit out of that book.

>> No.9470859
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9470859

T-tamAlE, i-If yOYou Fif-ind Sos-Some Fr-free Titime, I-Me W-As W-O_nderiRing if_ifmaybe You-you'd Cocome Ovoer To-toE mY PlAcE la-later. I-I've Been PrpracticinNg on mY New Ppiano aa-And I'd L-lik_like Toto see wh_what yo-You th-think. That Isis, iF yoYou're N-not bubusy o_oR anything...

>> No.9470883

Khorne's a bro, he would let us in anytime to watch the game. Just gotta make sure not to spill his beer.

>> No.9470893

>>9470843
That's the cunt! Good luck finding him though. He locked himself in the basement after getting his ass kicked by some golden Space Marine with bigger nipples than Slaanesh. Hasn't come out since. Gods, even I look sane and rational compared to him.

>>9470810
Sup Hax. Imperium treating you well?

>> No.9470902

>>9470859

OOH, THAT'S RIGHT BABY. LOOK MYSTERIOUS FOR ME.

LOOK ARCANE, LOOK ALL FEMININE AND ARCANE.

LITTLE MORE, OH YES. THESE PICTURES WILL BE PHENOMENAL.

>> No.9470928

>>9470859
Sure! I mean, I know next to nothing about music, but it could be fun.

>> No.9470953
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9470953

>>9470775
Nice! Just watch out for the guys with psy weapons okay? Wouldn't want to lose you...
>>9470793
Kharn? He's a heck of a guy. He bought me a recaf even though I can't drink.
>>9470816
... I'm not sure who to ask either... I just generally walk in and nod at whoevers standing outside, or get randomly warped in. OOH. I'll bring the books! Khorne does love a good bookfight.

>> No.9470971

>>9470953

BIBLEFIIIIIIIIIIGHT.

<BRANDISHES LIBER CHAOTICA>

>> No.9471016

>>9470971
>>9470953
NO-ONE FUCKING INVITE ANY ULTRAMARINES

The codex Astartes fucking hurts, trust me on that one. It's huge.

>> No.9471020

>>9470848

From the Eye of Terror to the dark depths of an ancient Necron tomb world. From Holy Terra to Commorragh. From the biggest warboss to a Tyranid hivemind. From Marneus Calgar to Farseer Macha.

There is no place he won't go and no signature he won't get for delivery conformation.

>> No.9471032

>>9470893
I'm in job training to become a bullet-catcher, and spend all of my downtime in my private quarters meditating, because my private quarters consist of a single featureless cell. I don't even get a bathroom.

>> No.9471036

Okay guys, I'm outta here. Going to put up some missing person posters in the warp for plague marine.

Keep on rocking Doom. I'll see you whenever you explode out of the warp next.

>> No.9471039
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9471039

>>9470902
I-I'm Sosorry Bbut M-my hHol--d ovEr th-ThiS foRom Iisis f-fraGilE... HnNGhggg-_!1! Too_-Much-_e2-Massssss!!.1!

>>9470928
E_XCellEnt.:! I'-D St-stayEto ChaT, bUtut I-I'm Dd-raine--

drainE...
drained...

(Call me!)

>> No.9471054

>>9470859
This.
Oh, man. Tzeentchnette, you're adorable. I'd love to hear you play the piano.

>> No.9471079

>>9471032
He has The Emperor's signature.
He gets more Sororitas than Cain could ever hope to.
>>9471039
Ah, to be in love, and also made of warp.

>> No.9471081

>>9470971
>>9471016
My favorite bible of late is one I picked up while visiting Sigmars place, although generally people say I cheat due to my context sensitive pile of neverending books.

>> No.9471085

>>9471036

I'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT, I'LL CHECK THE RACETRACK WHERE ME, HIM AND THE KHAN HAVE SOME FRIENDLY RACES EVERY NOW AND THEN.

KEEP ON CHILLIN' MAN.

>>9471039
OH THAT'S EVEN BETTER.

SHOW HER SOME FALSE PROMISES, GIVE US SOME 'JUST AS PLANNED'.

LOOK SEXY NOW, YOU'RE DOING GREAT. MY HAIR HAS TURNED INTO BLUE FLAME, YOU ARE SMOKIN'!

>> No.9471089
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9471089

>>9471032
Yea, you ever thought about just quitting? Joining another side? Hell, come over to Khorne. All the giant swords and 'hacking shit to death in the name of a violent, war-obsessed deity' that the Imperium can give you, with none of the restrictions or restraints.

>> No.9471102

>>9471089

HOW COME YOU NEVER RECRUIT FOR US.

IT'S ALWAYS KHORNE THIS, KHORNE THAT.

>> No.9471125
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9471125

I love you, /tg/


And by love I mean would like to suck your dicks with a razor in my mouth.

FOR SLAANESH

>> No.9471145

>>9471089
I'll pass on that, really. I've already taken most of my oaths. Haven't picked what I'm going to specialize against, though.

>> No.9471153

rolled 4 = 4

>>9471016
The Codex Astartes dictates that the Codex Astartes should never be thrown! Especially not to the enemy! That said, EAT AUTHENTIC REPLICA, SCUM!

>> No.9471161

>>9471102
Well, Slaanesh does just fine with you as her recruitment agent, I'm sure. Besides, I do *not* want to think about what recruiting people for Slaanesh involves, if those rediculous, skimpy little Daemonette outfits are any indication.

>> No.9471183

>>9471161

IT USUALLY INVOLVES ALOT OF BOOZE, SOME DICKINGS, A SORE ASS IN THE MORNING AND A CERTAIN SOMEONE RIDING THROUGH YOUR HOUSE TO DRAG YOU HERE.

THE SOMEONE MAY OR MAY NOT YELL 'COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE NANANANA' AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS DURING.

>> No.9471189

>>9471145

I recommend Chaos.

>>9471161

>Well, Slaanesh does just fine with you as her recruitment agent, I'm sure.

I can imagine the dumber people watching Doomrider scream about his cocaine and think: "Oh, man, I gotta try that!"

>> No.9471201

>>9471189

OH YEAH.

WE'RE THE DUMB ONES.

GUESS THAT CURE FOR MUTATION REALLY WORKED WELL FOR YOU, HUH?

>> No.9471204
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9471204

>this thread

>> No.9471213

Well I'm off! I feel my warp pack on the fritz. Later Doom and Tamale. Haxtes.
*vwoop*

>> No.9471219

>>9471204

THAT'S MY HIGH SCHOOL PROM PICTURE.

>> No.9471223

>>9471153
Direct hit! The exact amount of firearms proficiency training listed in the Codex Astartes every day proves its merit!

>> No.9471230

>>9471189
>I recommend Chaos.
No.
>I can imagine the dumber people watching Doomrider scream about his cocaine and think: "Oh, man, I gotta try that!"
Those types are generally pretty small time, usually just Arbite-bait.

>> No.9471238

>>9471145
You'd honestly choose a lifetime of soul-crushingly dull meditation in a concrete box, interspaced with pointless violence in the name of a God that doesn't care about you? Over joining Khorne's side?

Mortals are weird.

>>9471183
Yea, thought as much. I don't fancy slutting myself out and being gangbanged by prospective worshippers.

>>9471153
GET OUT OF HERE SPACE MARINE. YOU ARE NOT A DAEMON, YOU CANNOT BE IN THE WARP.

>> No.9471243

>>9471213
See ya.

>> No.9471257

>>9471213

LATER MAN. TAKE CARE.

>> No.9471261

>>9471238
>You'd honestly choose a lifetime of soul-crushingly dull meditation in a concrete box, interspaced with pointless violence in the name of a God that doesn't care about you? Over joining Khorne's side?
You really want to get into a debate?

>> No.9471265

>>9471201

I was saying the dumber uncorrupted people. Besides, I don't see many intelligent people being lured in by a biker on drugs who disappears when he rolls a 1.

It worked fine, thank you.

>>9471230

>No.

I didn't mean you being corrupted, I mean you should specialize against it.

>> No.9471273

>>9471261

THAT HAPPENS EVERYTIME WE MEET, MAN.

IT'S LIKE FATE.

WAIT.

FUCK YOU TZEENTCH.

>> No.9471277

>>9471238
Actually, the Codex Astartes states...uh.... where's the chapter about being in the warp.... hold on.... it's in here... give me a second....

>> No.9471279
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9471279

Khorne all the way.

>> No.9471299

>>9471201
Ouch. Talk about a low-blow, Doomrider.

Then again, there's nothing there but windswept dust, so I guess it hardly matters.

>>9471261
Normally debates end in tears. Either mine, because I'm too thick to keep up, or from the other guy, because I'm too thick and solve things with my axe.

>> No.9471303

>>9470623
This art is dumb, Slaanesh is not a goddamned blonde woman with horns wtf

>> No.9471304

>>9471265

HEY MAN. I GOT PRESSING THINGS TO DO, I CAN'T STICK AROUND THOSE NOISE-JUNKIES ALL DAY, A ONE ON THE DICE JUST MEANS SLAANESH NEEDS ME ELSEWHERE.

OR I GET BORED AND FIND SOMETHING FAST TO MOTHERFUCKING -RACE-.

>> No.9471320

>>9471303

YES HE IS.

HAVE YOU EVER READ THE STUFF ABOUT HOW THE BIG GUY LOOKS? SERIOUSLY.

>> No.9471339

>>9471303
Slaanesh can take the form of whatever the hell she wants. Sometimes that's a painfully androgynous young man. Sometimes that's a blonde chick with horns, and a three-foot cock that somehow collapses into a small thong-pouch.

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9471359

>>9471303

>> No.9471380

>>9471339

SO, TZEENTCHNETTE FUCKED OFF.

WANNA BE MY MODEL FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT?

PLENTY OF FILM IN THE CAMERA.

>> No.9471397

>>9471299
>>9471273
Let's just not get into a debate. I've had enough of that for a bit.
>>9471265
Oh. Well. Maybe. My options are Heretics, Xenos, and Daemons, so "Chaos" isn't specific enough.

>> No.9471420
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9471420

>>9471380
I really shouldn't...

...

Oh, fuck it. I just KNOW I'm going to regret this. But here.

>> No.9471435

Poor Slaanesh... It must suck to be the worst god in our pantheon...

>> No.9471439

>>9471277
Ah, here it is. It says to make sure I have my Geller field activated. Where's.... uh... I don't think I have.... No, that's my bad weather poncho.... no... no.... floss... comb... spare change of underwear....no...I could have sworn...

>> No.9471445

>>9471420

OH YEAH, THE FLESH.

YOU'RE RED HOT LIKE MY HAIR MAN.

MORE BLOOD, SMEAR IT. IT'S ALL GOOD. LOOK FEROCIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN RIDE -MY- JUGGERNAUT.

>> No.9471455

>>9471299

Being dust has some perks.

>>9471397

Depends on you, doesn't it?

>> No.9471469

>>9471420
I know I don't regret it.
>>9471439
Maybe you kept it with your spare socks.

>> No.9471480

>>9471435

FUCK YOU BIRDBRAIN.

AT LEAST WE KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN, YOU COMPLAINING FUCKS.

>> No.9471484
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9471484

>>9471445
What the fuck am I doing. Seriously. This is NOT going to end well. Me and nudity never does.

>> No.9471503

>>9471484

OH YEAH. THIS GETS BETTER BY THE MINUTE.

OKAY, MAKE LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO KILL SOMEONE, LOOK TOUGH, LOOK FEROCIOUS.

LOOK SEXY WHILE YOU'RE DOIN' IT.

MAYBE WE CAN POSE YOU OVER MY BIKE.

>> No.9471528

>>9471469
No, my spare socks are in my third to the right top row belt pouch, exactly where the Codex Astartes says one should keep one's spare socks in the heat of battle. I would never mix and match pouches!

>> No.9471535

>>9471484
I respectfully disagree about the nudity thing.
>>9471455
True. Fortunately I don't have to decide yet.

>> No.9471539

>>9471435

I find Nurgle slightly worse than Slaanesh, but she's still pretty bad.

>>9471480

While I don't pretend to understand daemons, they seem to have fun serving their god.

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9471575

>>9471503
Ferocious? Like this, yea? Fuck, I look ugly like this.

>> No.9471596
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9471596

>>9471539
>I find Nurgle slightly worse than Slaanesh.

Reallly Now?

>> No.9471616

>>9471575

NAW, YOU LOOK GREAT, BABE.

OKAY, LET'S HAVE SOME POSING. MAYBE SOME WEAPONS, SKULLS EVERYWHERE. YOU'RE COVERED IN BLOOD.

YOUR MOTIVATION IS: GONNA GET ME SOME SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE.

MORE NUDITY, IT'S GOOD. MAKES YOU LOOK ARTISTIC.

>> No.9471618

>>9471575
No you do not!
But you're sounding really iffy about all this...
>>9471528
What's in this o- GAH!

>> No.9471635

>>9471596

It's kinda obvious that I do.

>>9471575

I don't think daemons of Khorne are supposed to look pretty in the first place.

>> No.9471656

>>9471635

SHUT UP DIPSHIT YOU'RE PUTTING ME OFF.

FUCK, I COULD BE A PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER IN MY SPARE TIME. BRING ON THE NAKED BITCHES.

<SNORTS SOME COCAINE MID-PHOTO>

>> No.9471675
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9471675

>>9471616
How about this?

>> No.9471690

>>9471618
No! Not the highly compressed and violently released eighty meters of emergency gauze pouch! I need that for my parade uniform!

>> No.9471723

>>9471656

>SHUT UP DIPSHIT YOU'RE PUTTING ME OFF.

Funny for a servant of Slaanesh to say that.

>>9471690

Why would you need gauze for a parade uniform?

>> No.9471726

>>9471656
We feel pity pity pitpipipity for those whowhowho feeleel needs of thethe fleshesheshflesh... We seseeseesee what y-you will seseeseeesee and whwhen it will be seseen...

>> No.9471739

>>9471675

PERFECT, OKAY. LEAN A LITTLE CLOSER.

BE MY SEXY, VIOLENT KHORNETTE.

JUST LIKE THAT. OH YEAH. LITTLE MORE.

LET'S SEE A SOFT SIDE, LET'S SEE YOU LOOKING TOUGH, BUT FAIR.

>> No.9471767

>>9471723
Because it's part of the uniform! The HC/VR-80MEG is a vital piece of gear and must be packed and present for parade inspection. Now I have to replace or repack it!

>> No.9471780

>>9471690
>FWPINWING!
GAH! SHIT! Well, at least it's soft...

>> No.9471801

>>9471767
Well, help get it off me! It's all tangled, and I can't see Khornette abs!

>> No.9471818
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9471818

>>9471739
Tough but fair, tough but fair...how would I -

>>9471723
>>9471726

FUCK. I can't work in these conditions. I'm putting my clothes back on now.

>> No.9471831

>>9471780
Yes it is, very soft.
>>9471801
Hold still! Give me a minute. Gah, it's everywhere! You're like some sort of werewolf-mummy.

>> No.9471844
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9471844

>>9471818
Oh, fuck it. One last one of me and Dad.

>> No.9471861

>>9471818

OH GODDAMNIT.

FUCK YOU BIRDFACED DICKNEEDLES.

TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AGAIN, I'M NOT DONE PHOTOGRAPHING YOU.

>> No.9471890

>>9471844

NOW THAT'S KINKY.

I SEE WHERE THE WHOLE HALF-SLAANESH THING CAME FROM.

>> No.9471894

>>9471831
Awww- don't tell me it's getting caught in my body hair?!

>> No.9471911

>>9471861
You've got your lot! If this goes on much further you'll have me doing full-blown porn!

>> No.9471932

>>9471911

..WOULD YOU?

>> No.9471936

>>9471890

Kinky? It's supposed to be cute! Not incestuous!

>> No.9471939

>>9471911
I think that may have been the goal.

>> No.9471942

>>9471894
No. No of course not. Just go back to ignoring me and I'll.... eurg.... I'll get all this st- hurrgg.... all this stuff off of you.

>> No.9471956

>>9471936

NOT FROM THIS ANGLE.

>> No.9471965

>>9471932

I.

Uhm.

Maybe. Depends on who it would be with.

And what you'd be paying me.

Not you, and not Cocaine, before you say. It would have to be something classy and upmarket, not some dirty, sleazy thing.

>> No.9471972

>>9471965

SLAANESH? CLASSY? UPMARKET?

WHAT WORLD ARE YOU LIVING IN?

I'LL PAY YOU IN LSD AND YOU GET TO PUNK HAXTES.

>> No.9471978

>>9471942
What's wrong, talk to me here!

>> No.9471983

>>9471767

I'll never understand the post-Heresy Imperium.

>>9471936
>>9471956

I'll have to agree with Doomrider for once; it looks a lot more suggestive than you think.

>>9471861

Trolling, pleasure of Tzeentch.

>> No.9472008

>>9471972
Huh?

>> No.9472017

>>9471983

SURE WAS FUN BACK IN THE DAY.

HEY, REMEMBER WHEN FULGRIM AND MAGNUS GOT TOGETHER FOR THE PURGING OF LC-243?

THAT WAS FUN.

>> No.9472037

>>9471972
I'm not whoring myself out for some cheap, nasty porn flick.

And with the amount of hair he has, Haxtes looks like a bear. That's just fucking gross.

>> No.9472043

>>9471965

Why not joijoijoin usss? Wewe caaaaan offer you infinfinfinite powerererer bebeyond yoyour dreams.

Yes, we think it would be a wonderful idea. Or do we... yes, we do.

>> No.9472060

>>9472037
...Hey...

>> No.9472081

>>9472043

SHUT UP YOU WALKING FEATHERDUSTER.

>>9472037

OKAY. WHAT ABOUT THE GREY KNIGHT. WE CAN GET SOME LIGHTING, SOME SPECIAL EFFECTS, GET A WHOLE 'KINKY SUMMONING' THING GOING.

HEY, I FOUND A USE FOR THOSE SKULLS THAT WERE DELIVERED.

DAMN I'M CLEVER.

>> No.9472101

>>9471978
No, nothing. Almost done. Ruined my poor gauze, though.... Also, you may look like you're trailing toilet paper for a while. Because I can't get all of it out myself. But don't worry, you look fine! And ask before you go opening belt pockets! You're lucky you didn't open the FAI-OSTPL SIBTD Mk II.

>> No.9472112

>>9472017

I think I saw you when that one fortress got turned completely into cocaine.

>>9472101

What does that one hold? The comically over sized throwing knives?

>> No.9472118

>>9472081
Yoyouyou believe yourself cleverververerver? Slaanaanaaneshesheshesh has nononono knowknowknowledgedgedge of "clevevererver"

>> No.9472132

>>9472101
...What's in that?

>> No.9472165

>>9472060
What? It's true! Some women are into that, sure, but I'm not. Shave that shit off and we'll talk.

>>9472081
Do you even know what he looks like under his armour? 'Warp Infused' doesn't fill be with confidence. He could be a Chaos Spawn under there.

>> No.9472195

>>9472112
>>9472132
Strategic 'fooled an adversary into opening the second top pouch to the left' surprise incindary blast device, duh.

>> No.9472199

>>9472165

YOU'RE NOT AVERSED TO BEING PENETRATED BY THE HAFT OF NEMESIS FORCE SPEARS ARE YOU?

WE COULD USE THAT. HELL, WE COULD MAKE A POLYMORPHINE DILDO.

OR A SKULL.

YOU WIDE ENOUGH FOR SKULLS? GET SOME FETISH AUDIENCES HOOKED.

>> No.9472200

>>9472165
What, you mean completely off or like a Gaston deal?

>> No.9472207

>>9472165
Apapapolologies fororor thethe correctiontiontion, m'lady, bututut I-i-i-i am ababababovovovovove "Armorororor"

>> No.9472225

>>9472195
Does that come up often?

>> No.9472235

>>9472207

SHE'S TALKING ABOUT THE GREY KNIGHT, BIRDBRAIN.

NOT SO CLEVER NOW, ARE YOU?

>> No.9472245

>>9472225
No. But when it does! I'll be ready!

>> No.9472262

>>9472235
whwhwhwhen yoyoyou seeseesesee all that is, was, and ever will be, thethethen cococome back and tell me about keeping track of things like who is spespespeakinginging with whom.

>> No.9472267

>>9472245
What if you just, you know, throw it at the enemy?

>> No.9472277

>>9472101
>>9472225
>>9472245
You are now imagining a Boy Scout-esk Ultramarine, absolutely covered in belts and bandoleers.

>> No.9472278

>>9472199
And now I am so turned-off, it's never going to happen. Of course I'm not wide enough to fit a skull up there!

>> No.9472286

>>9472267
Because that's what grenades are for! It's the circumstance that makes a difference!

>> No.9472302

>>9472235

I can't blame him; the daemons of Tzeentch are probably so focused on maintaining plans that they can't focus on what's right in front of them sometimes.

>>9472245
>>9472195

Well, looks like the Ultramarines haven't changed at all.

>>9472262

See, Doomrider?

>> No.9472313

>>9472278

YOU WERE TURNED ON BY THIS?

HAHA, YOU TOTAL SLUT.

>> No.9472314

>>9472286
So... how powerful is this incendiary device? Is it just a short burst?

>> No.9472341

>>9472302

JUST ANOTHER INFERIORITY.

>> No.9472345

>>9472313
That's not the way to be talking to a lady, Doom.

>> No.9472361

>>9472345

SHE'S MY SISTER, YOU SICK FUCK.

>> No.9472370

>>9472314
It's a shaped charge akin to a meltabomb.

>> No.9472417

>>9472341

I don't think the ability to see everything that has and will happen is an inferiority. Might addle their brains a bit, but it's Chaos.

>>9472361

>SHE'S MY SISTER, YOU SICK FUCK.

A servant of Slaanesh calling someone a sick fuck? That's so much irony...

>> No.9472423

>>9472370
So it's a brief, focused, but intense blast. Well, so much for that plan.

>> No.9472428

>>9472313
See, I knew this was a bad idea.

>>9472361
What do you care? You've propositioned me for sex at least three times in the past.

>> No.9472446
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>>9472417

HAHA. OH SHIT, YEAH.

>> No.9472455

>>9472428

YEAH, I WANTED TO SEE THE PRUDISH APPROACH FOR MYSELF.

SO, RECONSIDERED YET? THERES A SPACE ON MY BIKE JUST FOR YOUUUU~

>> No.9472487

>>9472361
First off, she's the direct spawn of Khorne and Slaanesh, Slaanesh being your boss and not a parent, and Khorne being your boss's rival.

Second off, if she were your sister, that would only encourage you.

>> No.9472509

>>9472428
You know, if you kill him, he'll just respawn in the warp.

>> No.9472517

>>9472455

>THERE'S A SPACE ON MY BIKE JUST FOR YOUUUU~

Yeah, right, like a servant of Slaanesh could keep with one person...

>> No.9472550

>>9472517

YOU'RE CRAMPING MY STYLE, DUSTBIN.

>> No.9472568

>>9472509
Hey, I got an idea. Ask him to open my second top pouch to the left on my belt. Eh? Eh?

>> No.9472571

>>9472455
No, no way, not ever. Especially not after you called me a fucking slut. Of course I get like this sometimes, I'm half Slaaneshi! It's not like I have a choice!

>> No.9472597

>>9472550

And you're blatantly deceiving the Khornate person; not like that's a challenge...

>> No.9472598

>>9472550
knoknoknow thathathat whenever you do something, anythithithithing, I amamamam watchinginginging.

>> No.9472605

>>9472598

THAT JUST MAKES ME WANNA DO IT DIRTIER.

>> No.9472612

>>9472568
!
>>9472550
Hey! The Ultramarine has acid-soaked cocaine in the second top pouch to the left on his belt!

>> No.9472650

>>9472598

I guess I shouldn't be surprised by the fact that some Tzeentchian daemons find watching people do the dirty arousing.

>> No.9472653

>>9472605
Andandand if I can see youououou, I can stostostop yoyoyoyou.

>> No.9472658

>>9472612

NOT COOL, NARL.

I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS.

>> No.9472665

>>9472653

I'LL JUST DO YOU INSTEAD.

>> No.9472670

>>9472665
Good luck, skullfuck.

>> No.9472687

>>9472670

IF YOU INSIST.

>> No.9472689
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>>9472653

Bet you enjoy it to much to stop it, don't ya?

>>9472658

>servant of Inquisition
>daemon of Slaanesh
>friends

>> No.9472698

>>9472612
>>9472658
Blast and damnation! His warp witchery has wizened him to our plan!

>> No.9472704

>>9472658
What? You'd have died, sure, but you'd get better!

>> No.9472721

>>9472698
Well, we were talking about it not to far from him, though I kinda figured he was distracted.

>> No.9472724

>>9472704

NOT COOL. YOU CAN KISS MY ASS IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING A RIDE OFF ME TO THE BLOOD BAR, NEXT TIME.

>> No.9472743

>Slaanesh thread
>No awful porn dumps, mostly classy art.
everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>> No.9472762

>>9472689
Youououou andandand I are above "want" and "need," son of Magnus. Yououou knowowowowowowow thissssss.

>> No.9472775

>>9472762

BECAUSE HE'S A WALKING DUSTBIN.

YOU'RE AN OVERGROWN, BIPEDAL BUZZARD.

>> No.9472782

>>9472721
Slaanesh probably hyper-tuned all his senses. He can hear everything, I bet.

>> No.9472814

>>9472782
That's gotta cause a bad headache.
>>9472724
I don't wanna ride with you, last time you kept rubbing against me and groping!

>> No.9472818

>>9472762

I know, I know; just cracking a bad joke.

>>9472775

He can still feel things, though; I can't.

>> No.9472820

>>9472782

I COULD HEAR YOU ORGASMING FROM CHEMOS TO TERRA.

JEEZ, THOSE PICTURES LEAKED EARLIER WEREN'T JUST YOU LAZING AROUND NAKED.

I COULD -HEAR- THAT SHIT, MAN.

>> No.9472879

>>9472820
Oh, go shove your head up a Keeper of Secrets' asshole if it bothers you so much.

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9472897

>>9472879

DOESN'T BOTHER ME, UNLESS YOU COUNT ALL HOT AND BOTHERED.

>> No.9473193

That was quite the awkward silence.

>> No.9473241

>>9473193
Yeah... I'm just gonna head off and take care of my body hair situation.

Khornette, good luck trying not to behead Doom.

Catch you all later.

>> No.9473308

>>9473193

Yea, you're telling me.

I think I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now, and pretend for a few hours that those pictures will never show up anywhere ever again.

>> No.9473367

>>9473241
>>9473308

Looks like it's just Doomrider and I. That is decidedly bad.

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