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Sup /tg/entlemen?

Say you could choose any primarch as your father. You're born with all of their strengths and even their unique abilities. The only difference is that you're technically human, just with unnatural space marine strengths. (think average looking but super retard-strong and tough.)

So who you pick?

I'd have to go with Corax. Epic hide-and-seek as a kid and when I grow up the ability to "turn invisible" would come in handy if my retard strength failed.

>> No.9340155

Sanguinus wings would be nice.

>> No.9340168

The sexy wolf girl one.

>> No.9340187

Fuck you, I was going to say Corax.

But... he can go invisible?

>> No.9340196

Leman Rus I'm already look like a viking, not much of a stretch.

>> No.9340200

Horus. I've always wanted to throw the galaxy into an endless war.

>> No.9340201

Rogal Dorn is mah pappah!

>> No.9340205

He has the ability to make people around him forget he's there, making him effectively invisible.

>> No.9340221

Sangy so I can impress the ladies with my wings and ultra sexyness

>> No.9340228

When was this revealed?

>> No.9340249

Was that added as a cruel joke explaining why the Raven Guard never gets any attention in the fluff?

>> No.9340261


Enjoy being bald

>> No.9340268

I dunno if it's canon but I know he does it in a few novels. I know he does it in Raven's Flight at least. He's running around looking over the battlefield solo.

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>> No.9340276

rolled 2 = 2

Magnus the Red. Super psyker powers will be more useful than anything else.

(rolling for perils)

>> No.9340279

That really irks me.

Then again, it's the same with Iron hands and, to a slightly lesser degree, Salamanders.

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>> No.9340313

Sanguinius. Sure I'd have a bit of Black Rage, but oh god those luscious locks of golden hair.

>> No.9340324


You only get the black rage after the fight on that demon world.

>> No.9340330

Enjoy being an armless failure.

>> No.9340353

Nah man. I fuckin love Raven Guard. I have a huge boner for them.

>> No.9340362

I choose the missing primarchs

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>> No.9340386

Actually, no. His anger came from a chip implanted in his brain from his days as an arena slave.

>> No.9340401


Both of them? You'll have two fathers?

HAhahahahaha, enjoy your two dads with their creepy incest-homo sex every night.

>> No.9340406

That's like trying to field squats. I mean you might as well th

>> No.9340408

Then what would you say are his unique abilities, other than his anger?

>> No.9340421

anything other than Robert Guilliman is smalltime

>> No.9340426



>> No.9340457

Argon, Then cosplay as an angry marine :3

>> No.9340460

Apemantus, he was likely a missing Primarch.

>> No.9340470

On the upside you'll never what I look like or what I can do, all you will ever know is that I exist.

>> No.9340489

Sounds kinda emo to me.

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>> No.9340520

I would say Alpharius, except I'm Alpharius.

>> No.9340528

Pics or it didn't happen.

>> No.9340531


no, I'm Alpharius!

>> No.9340534

>Super psyker powers
Read as
Super soaker powers

>> No.9340540

inb4 everyone's Alpharius


>> No.9340559

That might not be so bad actually.

>> No.9340588

Alpharius is synonymous with anonymous, given his acts of hiding within his own legion. Anyone and everyone is/was/could be Alpharius.

I propose God-Moot to change the default posting name on /tg/ from anonymous to Alpharius

>> No.9340599


>> No.9340600

I'm not, I'm Omegan.

>> No.9340604


Omegon, you mean?

>> No.9340616

Who's that?

>> No.9340620

And so the seeds of confusion and mistrust are sown

>> No.9340635


I think there's already multiple people posting under that moniker. (Started with Primarch Quest, I believe?)

>> No.9340639

No. It's one of the missing female primarchs. Omegan. She hides within the adeptus sororitas as a random celestian.

>> No.9340649

Raven Guard.

A chapter using actual tactics, and acting as a special forces should.

Gets no attention.

>> No.9340651

We knew little to nothing about Alpharus other than the fact that he was a faggot

>> No.9340652

Konrad Curze. I would become a terrorist vigilante.

>> No.9340670


I'd move in all the high-fashion and art circles talking about the perfection of this and that

>> No.9340674

You would become THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

>> No.9340689

Tactics? What are those? Usually you just field an army, compare prices and see who costs more/wins.

>> No.9340696

And /tg/ said "No, I must kill the heretics"
but the radio said "No /tg/ you are the heretics"
And then /tg/ was alpha legion.

>> No.9340716

Can you imagine being the daughter of somebody like Angron. Overprotective to a fault

"Yes Daddy"
"Alright schnookems, have fun. AND REMEMBER THAT I AM WATCHING YOU, MAGGOT!"

>> No.9340718


>> No.9340723

Yeah, it's damn annoying. They work like all marines should, lightning strikes, getting in and out with as little collateral damage and injuries to their own forces as they can.

>> No.9340732

Wait, isn't believed that the Alpha Legion is secretly still loyal to the Imperium?


>> No.9340750

I think that'd be pretty awesome. If Corax was your dad you'd always have to be looking around for scouts and ninjas and shit following you on dates to try and keep you from having unprotected sex, lest you mutate the geneseed... oh wait.

>> No.9340755

Why does that make the idea of attempting to court Angrons daughter more attractive?

>> No.9340777


Yes though personaly I'm not too sure how that works. It's not like you can ask for your soul back once you pledge it to the dark gods regardless of your motives for doing so.

>> No.9340778

Alpharius of course.

I would be Alpharius, son of Alpharius.

My mom is Omegon.

>> No.9340782

It's exhilarating to try and tap DAT FORBIDDEN ASS. It's like "want so bad, but death if fuck up"

>> No.9340797

Yeah they are just pissed about all those people choosing that fag Girlyman as their spiritual liege,

Also Bragg from Gaunt's Ghosts was alpha legion (Explains his weaponry and they were the only ones to ever try passing as normal men.)

>> No.9340801

You mean Omegan?

>> No.9340827

Kill bears gain fatherly approval (also Putin is Alpharius)

>> No.9340841


The worst part is that you would never know he was there, right up until you find a note where you left your contraceptives saying "Don't try it". Paranoia would do the work of a thousand ninja. Kurz would probably be the same, except more direct. Horrifyingly direct.


Possibly the challenge involved. It's also means that you will do everything to prove your love because this guy will frigging kill you if it goes pear shaped.

Christ, imagine if you broke her heart.

>> No.9340842


Don't be stupid Putin is the Emperor.

>> No.9340844

Because delicious Khornate girls.

>> No.9340853

Every time a dude says anything to her and you snap his spine over your engorged penis, you gain +1 Fatherly Approval.

>> No.9340870

I think he's powerful enough that perils of the warp can't do anything to him

>> No.9340874

So Alpha Legion's true nature might be described as... more than meets the eye?

>> No.9340885

Me, I'd go with Vulkan.

Link related.


>> No.9340887

Yeah he's second to only the Emprah in psyker power right? I think he'll be okay.

>> No.9340897

Is that meant to be a CSI: Miami opener?

I don't get it.

>> No.9340903

Are you implying the Alpha Legion are robots in disguise?

>> No.9340910

That brings up something interesting. You'd expect Corax and Konrad to have been rivals of some sort, seeing as how their tactics were so similar.

>> No.9340914

I think it means he's a reverse-trap.

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>> No.9340935

They could never be rivals because they could never find each other to duke it out.

>> No.9340947

Crazy space batman would make the best dad

>> No.9340960


So was the Emprah like Optimus and Horus was Megatron?

>> No.9340967


(don't mind me /tg/, it's for the sake of a comic strip)

>> No.9340971

It's more like Megatron and Starscream, what with the betraying and all.

>> No.9340972


"I've waited an eternity for this, It's over dad."


>> No.9340974


Or... they're always fighting, even now. Right inside the same room as you, they're just invisible to your eyes.

They raid you fridge while you sleep, eating while they fight.

Fucking Primarchs.

>> No.9340978

>Christ, imagine if you broke her heart.

The only ones I can see not murdering the crap out of you immediately would be Sanguinus, Horus and Rouboute - they'd probably go and ask you why their daughter wasn't good enough for you. If you chose your words with exceptional care there is a 1% chance that you'd be allowed to live.

Kurz'd crucify you over his house as an example to other suitors.

>> No.9340997


I for one would be honoured to have a primarch raid my fridge. As long as it wasn't robot girlyman.

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>> No.9341013


The Astronomican has actually been running off the stored energies from the Matrix of Leadership. Promethium is the same thing as Energon. And Abaddon is actually Starscream.

>> No.9341018

>chose your words with exceptional care

>> No.9341021

What's this I hear?

>> No.9341028

Alpharius would take the place of every girlfriend you ever have.

He'll reveal it while you're on your deathbed, then laugh as you die in a massively depressed state.

>> No.9341032

Whenever I see him called robot or rowboat girlyman I always imagine it being said with arnold schwarzeneggers voice

>> No.9341033


>> No.9341043


But wouldn't that mean I'd fucked Alpharius? That Alpharius had given me blowjobs?

>> No.9341046

You are now imagining Vulkan as a Scary Black Dad.

>> No.9341047

*Well they CAN make promethium out of damn near everything. (Gaunt's ghost's airborne novel)

>> No.9341056

Just to pick up Perturabo's daughter for a date you'd have to make your way through fifty miles of razorwire and trenches and fortifications, and then after all that he'd pull some your princess is in another fortress shit on you.

>> No.9341060

I wouldn't mind so long as it was good.

>> No.9341067

Yes. He'd also tell you that he faked every orgasm.


>> No.9341068


Yes. When it comes to ruining the lives of those who hurt his daughter, Alpharius will do anything.

It also makes your dying regrets even more powerful.

>> No.9341082

I just read the Girlyman part that way.

>> No.9341086


It's hard to feel bad knowing I was the giver and he was the taker.

>> No.9341088

Magnus wouldn't murder you, he'd just rewrite your personality and hand you back to his daughter.

>> No.9341091

guilleman, so everyone will look up to me since my dad is the only one who seems to be able to do anything right.

>> No.9341100

Does that mean Lion El's daughter would disappear halfway through your date with everyone else in the restaurant?

>> No.9341106

Including yours.

>> No.9341109

Wouldn't it all be masturbation anyway?

>> No.9341117

That sounds like Tzeentch may have been involved in some way.

>> No.9341119

Worth it.

Perturabo's daughter would be like Kreig-chanx1000.

>> No.9341122


No, she'll just have severe emotional problems and will feel the need to prove her loyalty constantly.

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>> No.9341124


then when you finaly get her in to bed she has an adamantine chatity belt.

>> No.9341127

>Abaddon is Starscream

You know, that would explain an awful lot.

>> No.9341129


Never mind that, a network of cultists around the world will work tirelessly with but one goal: ruining your life. Imagine every single /b/tard focussing entirely on you. Forever. Anyone you interact with could be one of them. Even if they aren't now, they will be soon.

Do not mess with Alphadad

>> No.9341137

Then I'd tell him I'm Alpharius

>> No.9341138

I'm down.

>> No.9341140

He gave his fucking precious codex up to "Beat" Alpharius. He is a worthless Hypocrite .

>> No.9341148

Well, despite what Slaanesh might like to claim, Tzeentch is in fact the Lord of Change. Every kind of change, in fact.

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>> No.9341175

Betta Rekonize Biatch. Lest Commisar Holt smack a bitch.

>> No.9341189

ITT: If each primarch had a daughter, which would you try and bang?


>> No.9341207

Hmmm I need to choose these words carefully...
You. forgot. the. *slap*.

>> No.9341224


I can't imagine Ferrus' daughter as anyone but Major Motoko Kusanagi.

I'm ok with this.

>> No.9341228


They'd all hang out together, probably. Or at least be on reasonably good terms. Provided they all lived in the same general area.

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>> No.9341236

Fulgrim's would be a trap.

>> No.9341248

Whatever you do don't date Magnus' daughter. You'll get castrated for shit you haven't even done yet.

>> No.9341257

Or a full herm.

>> No.9341264


Could Sanguinious even fly with those wings?

Also. since he's the most sexy and subtle primarch I would kill to date his daughter.....

>> No.9341265

By the other primarch's daughters too.

>> No.9341283

Dude he flew around all the time.

>> No.9341286

Was waiting on this.

>> No.9341293


There was drawfaggotry? Delicious!

>> No.9341296

at least she gets a headache after she punishes you for something you haven't done, thereby preventing it from happening in the first place.

>> No.9341301

Russ'. Crazy wild chicks are a turn on to me.

>> No.9341302

Corax PROS: would have a gothy child into literature, and he'd probably have a Libary in his attic and be a bro about lending books.

CONS: While he may not actually be watching, he will never be out of earshot, and if his daughter says anything, he'll swoop in, pick her up and the next day you have shambling zombie monsters after you.

Perturabo PROS: Wouldn't let his daughter live in anything other than a small fortress, so you can guarantee when you get a house it'll be completely impossible to break into. Also, she'd most likely be into heavy artillery, and chicks + Giant guns = fuck yeah.

PROS: Actually get as far as her front door will probably be a godlike feat as of itself, then when you get there (as an anon far greater than I put it), you find the door is actually a facade and the real, heavier fortified house is miles of razorwire and trenches behind it.

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>> No.9341322

I still prefer the Original MS paint drawfaggotry of the toddler.

>> No.9341324

Immediately afterwards Russ' daughter comes by, lets her dogs shit all over the rugs, and burns your house down.

>> No.9341347

And yes, the second one was intentionally PRO, because making it through his defenses would probably secure his approval.

>> No.9341354

Magnus the Red's daughter would be fucked up.
Really, really, REALLY fucked up.

>> No.9341370


He is the paranoid one though. That might make things more complicated.

>> No.9341371

No mention of Mortarions daughter yet I see

>> No.9341402


Dear god.

>> No.9341404

Some things simply should not be.

>> No.9341420


Mortarion would probably be a really nice guy, actually. Quiet and very, very frightening, maybe, but overall he's one of the more caring primarchs.

She'd probably be tall, unconventionally attractive, white haired, of sallow complexion, wearing sunglasses all the time, and constantly smoking something foul smelling. She can also handle intoxicants better than anybody.

>> No.9341433

So Perturabo is basically the ultimate Krieger Dad?

>> No.9341447


trying to figure it out in my head.

Pale and thin like the people of his homeworld. Then there's the whole gasmask thing and the noxious chemicals... She's a chaos version of chem chan.

>> No.9341450

And have every STD known to man and some that aren't.

>> No.9341460

That guy.... was a..... fucking..... GOD!

dat slap

>> No.9341462

So... Lady Gaga?

>> No.9341464

And the black death. And randomn patches of necrosis.

>> No.9341473


I thought we were talking pre heresy here.

>> No.9341484

Fucking lol'd

>> No.9341487

Oh you poor, deluded fool.

>> No.9341496


If we're talking pre-chaos primarchs, probably not. The Death Guard were all about the immunity to disease and poison.

That said, she may well have *had* the STDs, but beat them into submission.

>> No.9341499

I think It would be pre-twisting so moreso poisons than disease.

>> No.9341503


Well whatever. As long as I pledge my own soul to Nurgle it'll all work out. We can be infected together.

>> No.9341506

- the penis...maybe

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>> No.9341546

Fulgrim so I'd know how to get all the pussy.

>> No.9341556

Oh yeh the daddy thing.... Who else.... fucking Logar.

Libra Chaotica becomes your bed time story books.
Purging heretics too and bible fights. Pretty sure there would be some pretty sweet perks to being the son/daughter of the head of the black faith.

>> No.9341560


Fulgrim's daughter would be the ultimate stuck up bitch.

>> No.9341570

Lorgar get's no love.

>> No.9341572

Perturabo, because I never get enough respect. Fuckin' Dorn

>> No.9341593


So... pic related?

>> No.9341600

So I would be Corax's Son and date Curze's daughter. That way we could disappear together and have sex in public and rifle through people's shit.

>> No.9341618

Heheheh That would be great.

>> No.9341629

Then one morning you wake up to find your parents sliced into a dozen pieces, their blood painted everywhere and on everything. Your fathers sticking liver is right next your head, on the pillow. The pieces and all the rest of the major organs are pinned onto your roof.

Written in blood and stomach bile, underneath all this, "DO NOT fuck up. I am watching".

>> No.9341635

This thread needs a drawfag and a writefag right now.

>> No.9341644

Actually, make that the last two guys who dated lil' miss Kurze.

>> No.9341650

You do realize that his father is also a primarch?

>> No.9341654

I think if my dad was Corax it would be harder to chop him up while I slept.

>> No.9341659


>> No.9341682

Ah thought that was another one of us correcting you.

>> No.9341691

Well they were clearly fagots so I'll be okay. Plus I don't think that anyone but another primarch's child could get close enough to ask her out. Curze would be all over that shit. Plus no one else would be able to find her to ask her out.

>> No.9341712


Which would mean he just dismembered two random guys to get the message across to you.

>> No.9341714

Maybe you should just be Kruze's son and date Corvax's daughter? At least then it wouldn't be quite as bad if it all went south?

>> No.9341737



Tom Kruze, Primarch?

>> No.9341743

konrad cruze cause i'd be the godamn batman

>> No.9341753

Maybe... I have to much respect for Corax though. I'm down for a challenge. Plus then it would result in epic assassination attempts. Keep me on my toes.

>> No.9341767

Yeah he went to worship the Chaos Lord Xenu

>> No.9341784


I assume his world is covered in volcanoes.

>> No.9341785

That might lead to epic make-up sex.

>> No.9341796

So what I'm getting from this thread is that modern day Terra would be pretty fucked if we were the kids of primarchs.

>> No.9341801

You'd have a Vlad the Impaler vs Muslims scenario every night on your way home.

A forest of impaled people decorating either side of the road from her house to yours.

>> No.9341802

No the one spelled with a K sells hoverrounds.

>> No.9341811

More or less. That or it would make an epic high school drama.

>> No.9341812

>The Emperor is Optimus and Horus is Megatron

E: "Horus must be stopped, no matter the cost!"
E: "At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall"
H: "Why throw away your life so recklessly dad?"
E: "That a question you should be asking yourself, Horus"
H: "I'll crush you with my bare hands!"

>Then Dorn totally tries to help the Emperor, gets taken hostage, and gets the Emperor shot for his troubles.

>Abaddon is starscream

Sadly this explains entirely too much.

>> No.9341827

Rogal Dorn

Be able to defend anything.

"Stand behind me and no force on earth will harm you"

>> No.9341830

Sanguinius. I'd also be very effiminate.
I'd get all the chicks man, ALL of them.

>> No.9341835

Who are you two? I'm Inquisitor Smathers.

>> No.9341852


Corax would be the goddamn Batman


>> No.9341864

No I'm Alpharius

>> No.9341873

Kurze is just a more killey batman I mean look at his legion's ears!

>> No.9341888

Which villain would that be? I'm Scarecrow?

>> No.9341904

They *should* do a harem anime, and some guardsman gets doted upon by the primarch's daughters.

Or at least a visual novel.

>> No.9341906


Maybe Scarecrow, if he went from scaring people to death to slicing them up real nice.

>> No.9341918

For OP's question, I'd choose Horus. He knows psychology and presumably would know parenting. Also, he won't be hovering over me in my adulthood, because he dies.

>> No.9341920

I am the son of Pauldronious, the forgotten Primarch!

>> No.9341946

I like this Idea.

>> No.9341973

For some reason I think Dorn's girl would look a bit like this. Something about the short white hair and "don't mess with me" expression. Not sure about the costume, however, but the wrench looks about right.

Although that reminds me - the Khan must have some kind of biker chick as a child.

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>> No.9342004

No-one mentioned Vulkan.

No love for the tanned chicks?

>> No.9342009


Dorn always struck my as a R Lee Ermy type

>> No.9342032


>No love for the nigger chicks?


>> No.9342035

I for one am definitely okay with a delicious brown girl with pyromania.

I am drawing a blank for Horus', though.

>> No.9342051

Isn't his face grey?

>> No.9342058

<-- For Fulgrim?

>> No.9342060

>203 posts and 14 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view

203 posts and only 14 images?


>> No.9342067

horus daughter would be the queen bitch using every method known to get what she wants.

lorgars daughter would be the side-kick

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>> No.9342083

We need a drawfag in here I want a primarch daughter group shot.

>> No.9342110


With the Legion badges somewhere about their person. Father insists. Could be on brooches, hair clips or as designs on bags rather than the full t-shirt thing.

>> No.9342119

agreed also totally would date dorns daughter she would always support and stand by you

>> No.9342128

Lorgar's daughter would be the good Catholic girl who turns out to be kinky as hell, but will probably end up sacrificing you to the dark gods at some point if her father doesn't find out and kill you first.

>> No.9342155

Rowboat Girlyman.
Because I've been invisible, murderous, RAGE, and creative at various times in my life.
And really, I'd be cool with being able to remember where the fuck I put my keys. Plus super retard strength, tacticool geneyus, and winning the panties off barbarian honeys.

>> No.9342176

angrons daughter is jack from mass affect 2

>> No.9342187

Sanguinius, because he's hot as shit and has freaking wings.

I'd be rolling in pussy.

>> No.9342199

That actually sounds like Shuffle, cept with more girls.
Normal human guy(guardsman) has to pick between the daughter of god and the devil.

>> No.9342216

Primarch Daughters

Horus: Jack of all trades girl, will end up betraying (dumping) you

Sanguinius: Blond and tan with blue eyes and wings, ultrahot

Rowboat: Nerdy "by the book' girl who gets perfect grades, everyone hates her for this

Fulgrim: Hot goth chick who's all into art and songs

Vulkan: Nigger ghetto chick, but has a big ass!

Russ: She could probally bench twice as much as you can

Not sure on the rest, Help me out bros!

>> No.9342228

ITT: That almost every single primarch's daughter would be pretty hot but we'd have to watch out or be killed.

>> No.9342233

this is true

>> No.9342238

Is it bad that the mental image I got from that was "fucking snow leopard skin cloaks hahyelll yeh"

>> No.9342249

Fulgrim's daughter would be the Arch-cheerleader stereotype, and you know it.

>> No.9342266

I demand a group shot of the primarch's daughters immediately.

>> No.9342269

Angron: Metal chick, can do the black metal RRRRRRRRRR voice, pierced/tatoo'd titties. Is courting a meth addiction.

>> No.9342273

>Blond and tan with blue eyes and wings, ultrahot


>Nigger ghetto chick, but has a big ass!

Also want... damn you!

>She could probally bench twice as much as you can


>> No.9342278

Yah, Conrad Cruz's daughter would be the goth

>> No.9342284

konrads daughter

>> No.9342285

And have a dick.

>> No.9342288


Samus - Blond, deadly and grim.

>> No.9342297

I'm thinking less meth and more PCP/roids/assorted other "boosters"

>> No.9342298


>Horus: Jack of all trades girl, will end up betraying (dumping) you

>Sanguinius: Blond and tan with blue eyes and wings, ultrahot

>Rowboat: Nerdy "by the book' girl who gets perfect grades, everyone hates her for this

Oh god, these three are perfect.....

>> No.9342303

ITT /tg/ attempts to disguise their desire for primarch rule 63

>> No.9342314


Russ'd be a mad scottish lass, with massess of firey red hair into drinkin' an' fighting an' swearing an' drinkin' mair. An' you'd better nor dissappoint in the bedroom, oh no, cos' she's a wild beasty and she'll rip yah tae shreds!

She also likes dogs and romantic walks in the snow.

>> No.9342328

Disguise? I need it. Now!

>> No.9342329


This is /tg/.
We're pretty clear about what we want.

>> No.9342336


If she could cut the meth addiction without killing me during withdrawl, then I'd hit it.

>> No.9342344

Commisar Rule63mind *slap*

>> No.9342348

>Rowboat: Nerdy "by the book' girl who gets perfect grades, everyone hates her for this

It's the Class Rep. Quick, hide the heresy.

>> No.9342356

I hate to break it to you but we'd probably all end up death. you just have to decide if it's worth it or not. You' have a better chance if you were another primarch's kid.

>> No.9342360

While on this topic can I get the name of the guy who made the pictures of the primarchs that the lost primarch quest thread used as OP images? (for the first few at least)

>> No.9342367


Not really, because part of the attraction is having their various Dad's in the background. Whether because it adds the old "forbidden fruit" aspect to it, or because they'd be total bros - you just know Russ is going to be cool.



Actually, might not want to test that theory.

>> No.9342375


Speed. Lots of speed and mushies.

Now there's a berzerker.

>> No.9342376

And where is Grampa E while all this is going on?

>> No.9342394

I've gotta roll or I'll be late for class. I'll see if you guys are still around when I get back. in the mean time someone start drawing or writing for fucks sake.

>> No.9342400

Sittin in the old laz-E boy?

>> No.9342409

Jaghati Kahn's daughter would be the butch biker chick. Possibly a lesbo.

Vulkan's daughter regardless of appearance should be a firebug.

Ferrus Manus' daughter is like a techpriestess.

2 cents.

>> No.9342415

Mortarion - Frail and anemic.
Has a severe case of asthma and constantly huffs from her inhaler.

>> No.9342431

Probably trying to figure out how the fuck to deal with 20 kids who have kids of their own committing all kinds of incest.

>> No.9342433

Keep in mind guys: Chicks tend to prefer men who look like their fathers.

On that note my best chance would be Dorn's little girl, on account of my disturbingly gigantic mutton chops.

>> No.9342441

Nah they were disease PROOF for the longest time.

>> No.9342446

Vulkan's daughter would be the sweetest, nicest girl you'd ever meet, but don't you dare try to bully anyone around her, or you'll be on the receiving end of a thunder hammer.

Khan's daughter would be a sports freak, a tomboy Asian chick with a love of motorbikes. Nothing better than tinkering on her ride while the footie is playing on the radio.

>> No.9342447


Phenominally wealthy and retired. Slowly losing his marbles. Probably has a male live-in nurse to stand in for the Custodes (assuming its set on contemporary earth, if not then he's off Emperoring)

>> No.9342465

Fair enough, but really nothing good.
Likes PBR, JD, did time in county for B&E.
Is scared of her dad.

Ferrous Manos: red-blonde, strong arms, working on her diesel engine repair certification. Drives a BIG pickup with dualies. Has a Canadian accent. Smokes.

>> No.9342473

I demand this thread be archived NAO!!!!!

>> No.9342480


Worth it? Fuck yes.

Oh god, I just had a horrible thought...

What if they got preggers?

>> No.9342490

Pics? (You can hide the rest of your face but still pics.)

>> No.9342497


>> No.9342511

The baby is born wearing full Terminator armor.

Don't worry, to even get into her pants in the first place you need a dick the size of the washington monument.

>> No.9342515


Whelp, if she hadn't killed you before the hormonal mood swings took hold...

>> No.9342525

For some reason my mental image of Magnus' little girl is something like this.

>> No.9342535


He's tinkering in the garage with his crazy experiments.

Thousands died last time.

Crazy ol' gramps.

>> No.9342538

Oh lord... considering the 'current' fluff:

Just picture it, Rogal Dorn's Daughter jumps on Rowboat's daughter


>> No.9342548


I am camera shy.

Also, there's this annoying goatee in between them, so it's mostly a neckbeard.

It's bushy and red-brown though. Can't be arsed to shave it.

>> No.9342553


I can't even imagine how painful that would be...

>> No.9342556


These are Primarch daughters. In the same way as if you were a Primarch's son, despite their appearance they're retard strong and tough.

What're the chances you'd make it though simple hugs or holding hands, let alone sleeping together?

>> No.9342560

Konrad Curze

>> No.9342564

I'd accept Roboute Gulliman as my father and spiritual liege.
But to be REALLY honest, Leman Russ.

>> No.9342576

ITT: We ignore the fact that the average size of a Primarch was 13 feet and ignore that fact their daughters would also be xbawksheuge

>> No.9342577

Perturabo. I won't be as big as a primarch in the middle of a battle anyway but I'd be able to lead an army like one.

>> No.9342620

I'm not. I'd be totally into my enormous super strong waifu.

>> No.9342630


>No fun.jpg

>> No.9342631


Exactly as what I was getting at.

It's like being with a giantess. I am reminded of that comic where the guy meets the Xbox-chan, and she's the size of a skyscraper.


>> No.9342653


Konrad's son plays football.

>> No.9342660

I assume you're not here for the -4 STR threads then?

>> No.9342673

Magnus, every fucking day of the week

>> No.9342680

If the size really became an issue, remember this: This is 40k.

If you want to grow four feet in height and hundreds of pounds of muscle, all that is required is sufficient determination and pushups.

>> No.9342681

The OP said in an ordinary human frame.

>> No.9342708


True dat.

Nvm then.

>> No.9342712

FERRUS MANUS' daughter, so I can receive IRON HANDJOBS

>> No.9342735


She'll rip you're are cock off boyo.

>> No.9342737

dude it would like snap your dick off

>> No.9342748

She wears condoms on all five fingers, lubes you with motor oil, and the whole thing vibrates the entire time.

>> No.9342750

cock ripping hive mind

>> No.9342751


Enjoy your shredded dick....

Also, if this thread 404's I exept OP to cuntinue it......

>> No.9342754

>you're are

>> No.9342764


Perhaps they have normal human mothers, so they would be slightly bigger than normal, but not on the scale of their Dads?

>> No.9342779


Glorious mind

>> No.9342797

mortarions daughter would be like a pale emo chick who huffs on gasoline fumes

>> No.9342799


Op's gone, as per >>9342394

It is up to us now...

>> No.9342803

Vulkans daughter has capsaicin instead of vaginal fluids.

It's an acquired taste, I admit.

>> No.9342810

hehe. the daughter of angron.

angry sex for the rest of my life.

>> No.9342864


>> No.9342877


I am also seconding this. But I thought that despite all the trickery, Alpharius was still way bigger than his marines and thus, kinda noticeable.

>> No.9342886

Miss Angron would be a hellcat in bed, but she'd be unable to get off unless you screamed "BADGER CUNT" in her ear.

>> No.9342914

>rip you're are cock off
>rip you are are cock off

>> No.9342923


What're are you on about?

>> No.9342963

That's what you wrote.
It makes no sense.
We can all see what you actually meant, but still...

>> No.9343003

Here you go. The image is a little more nasty then I'd normally go for but it's the only one I have.

>> No.9343021

Ya'll all are crazy.

>> No.9343023

You have failed at the grammar


>> No.9343035

Well this thread is officialy derailed.....

>> No.9343036

And you're an awful troll.

Who comes off worst?

>> No.9343056

We still never did get any drawfags on the wagon, shame that.

>> No.9343057

>All ya'll

>> No.9343082

I'd Sanguinius's daughter, or be his son, but not both. That would be so wrong and better fitting for those pansy assed Emperor's Children and Fulgrim's kids.

>> No.9343087

Corax's daughter:

Pale, jet black hair. Thin. Reads literature avidly, can be rather morose. Excellent conversationalist.

>> No.9343125

Who wouldn't date his glorious rule abiding daughter?

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>> No.9343203


You wanna start this shit again....bitch nigger?

>> No.9343207

We've hit autosage, people...

>> No.9343213


>> No.9343233


Cursed fagMods

>> No.9343262


>> No.9343297


I don't know, there has been 300+ posts. Worth archiving and/or moving to a new thread?

>> No.9344337

Alph was only a little taller than the average space marine (Likely from splitting nutrients with Omegon) and all their legion were larger than average space marines (Their first captain was as tall as they were)

>> No.9344365

this poor thread on autosage?

>> No.9344771

With Lion El Johnson as your dad you'd be going out and killing big game with just a sword and pistol. Shit would be so cash I bet he'd even let you wear a pith helmet on safari too.

>> No.9345685

who knows, you might pick up some dudes too.

>> No.9345944

Hey /tg/uys what'd I miss?

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