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Cultist-chan is the devil.

>> No.9279447
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Cultist is a lot of things...

>> No.9279449

The lord jesus wouldn't accept cultist chan, it's true.

>> No.9279466

>>9279426

wow that Boyfriend is a douche.

>> No.9279476

Cultist chan is the devil, this I know.
Because the bible tells me so.

Also, it was mentioned at the tea party meetings.

>> No.9279480

or maybe GF has a weird fetish?

>> No.9279491
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indeed

>> No.9279513

>>9279466
All boyfriends are douches, they are all children that refuse to give up only when they can commit to marrying you there might be something redeemable in them but generally not.

>> No.9279516 [DELETED] 
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She's the cure for my cancer.

>> No.9279524

>>9279480
On /tg/ you can never tell for sure.

>> No.9279525

>>9279513
Girl detected.

>> No.9279533

>>9279513
Sorry you are fat and or ugly.

>> No.9279551
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>>9279426
time to burn that poster!

>> No.9279565

>>9279513
>that refuse to give up
Never give up, never surrender!

>> No.9279570

>>9279426

well, maybe the next time he suggests anal she won't be such a crybaby about it.

>> No.9279619

>>9279513
That's only because all women are masochists. Dating a smart, friendly, funny guy that likes you would be too easy.

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>> No.9280089

>>9279619
Yeah, it's also easier than dating a stuck up prick who thinks he's smart, friendly and funny.

>> No.9280106
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>> No.9280130

>>9280033
/r/ing the poster

>>9280089
shove scissors up your cunt.

>> No.9280153
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>>9280130

>> No.9280192

>>9280086

post the full pic one.

With khronate thighs.

>> No.9280207

>>9280106
Needs more variety. The one face gets used like 4 times, even when not appropriate.

>> No.9280226

>>9280207
I assume that's part of the joke.

>> No.9280231

>>9280153

Thanks!
I wish I was the object of her desire....

>> No.9280243
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Template.

>> No.9280255

>>9279513

nice sentence structure.

>> No.9280268

>>9280106
Nice work team mspaint.

>> No.9280281

what happened to that dranon fellow?

>> No.9280296

>>9280281

no one cares about him

>> No.9280313

>>9280281
would you come back after 10 episodes of dranon's deligth?

>> No.9280335

>>9280296
That's too bad. I found his rape of cultist chan most enjoyable.

>> No.9280421
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But she kap-toored my heart.

>> No.9280427

>>9280313
>would you come back after ten thousand quest threads, porn dumps, furry porn dumps, /b/ shit and more?
There's a reason no one talks about /tg/, guy.

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>> No.9280501

>>9280427
it's 4chan, admitting you visit it it's hanging a sexual predator sign from your neck

>> No.9280588
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:D

>> No.9280631

>>9280588

The pimp and his cane in all their glory.

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>> No.9280699

>>9280654

i bet she smells so good and stinky and to lick her sweat off must be wonderful

>> No.9280723

>>9280699

no.

stop that.

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>>9280699

>> No.9280823

>>9280723

stop what? drooling at the thought of being with her?

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i'll just leave this here

>> No.9280944

The pic makes no sense.

I would not be on a ladder when there is a topless chick around.

That, and huag sexy posters are silly looking.

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>>9280654
That isn't worksafe.

>> No.9280983

>>9280699

may 1000 ticks infest your ballsack.

>> No.9281022

>>9280950
You must be new around here, so allow me to explain. /tg/ doesn't have mods and isn't policed, so the worksafe rule doesn't apply.

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>>9280983

overreacting a bit much there guy?

>> No.9281052

>>9281022
Mods are like King Arthur. They show up whenever /tg/ truly needs saving. Jim Profit is gone. But when we don't need them, they vanish.

>> No.9281065
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>>9280950

NEITHER IS THIS, MOTHERFUCKER!

>> No.9281071

>>9280699
Bacon.
To the impious, the heretic Culteest smells of delicious bacon.

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>>9280950

delicious bacon

>> No.9281083

>>9281065
god, she's cute. her dick makes me jealous, though.

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>>9280699

>> No.9281130

>>9281052
the mods are also elected when some wet tart flings a weapon at them.

>> No.9281142

>>9281052
Actually they show up with a lot of people email moot, like in Jim Profit's case.

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>>9279426
I think this whole meme is kinda Khorney.

>> No.9281168

>>9281071
>>9281082
>>9281109
>bacon

sign me up for chaos now if it allows me to relish her bacon-y essence....

>> No.9281172

>>9281159

ba dum tiss!

>> No.9281225

>>9281109
Why are her nails yellow and filthy looking?

>> No.9281241

>>9281225

She paints them yellow.

Because those are nice looking feets.

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>>9280699
Funny, I feel the same way about chem-chan.

>> No.9281289

>>9281247
fat bottom Chem-chan is godtier.

>> No.9281292

>>9281225
IIRC Culteest is pretty much....a Cultist. She's broke, poorly equipped, used as a meat shield/stress ball by Chaos Marines, and generally neither respected nor valued.
She has yellow toenails because they're dirty and she's malnourished.
Culteest is Culteest. Lowest wrung of the longest ladder.

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>>9281247

chem-chan images send my sense of smell and taste into imaginary overdrive

>> No.9281329

>>9281292

Except those are nice looking feet.

The blessing of chaos?

>> No.9281347

>>9281329

the gift of artistic license.

>> No.9281365

>>9281247
>>9281304
This is where those furry faggots fail: they can't lick their fetishized version! Not without a nasty hairball at least.

>> No.9281388

>>9281365

You do realize that paw pads don't have fur?

>> No.9281395

>>9281365
furry detected

>> No.9281401

>>9281388

Have fun licking sandpaper

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>>9281159

Just for you man.

>> No.9281442

>>9281329
Perhaps.
Culteest has all the blessings of Chaos...in their weakest forms. Mayhap she can't die of disease or enviromental factors for example, but can very much be shot to death. Or something
Sorry, can't remember where I was going with that, or what it has to do with feet.
I think she's the true Abbadon: favored by all the gods, but completely useless anyway.

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>>9281304
Ditto.

I particularly like the can of tomatoes here. It implies a really wretched smell. The sort of thing you need tomatoes to get out.

>> No.9281460

I dunno... my GF actally forces me to play female character when there is choice available. ("She is much more cute than him. And if I ever watch you play, I wanna watch something cute. Oh, and you can see her panties from this angle - thats kinky!")

>> No.9281492

>>9281460
Your girlfriend will leave you for another woman.
Bisexual =/= will do threesomes.

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>>9281442
eh fuck it, some C-Comics.

>> No.9281515

>>9281401

.... for the last time I remember handling a kitty, their paws aren't particularly sandpapery. Now, granted, humans have fleshy bits that don't touch the ground on the bottoms of their feet, but I figure that if you have humans without calausly feet in a setting, your anthro animals will be the same way.

Of course, I don't think I could love a girl who sheded alot.

>> No.9281517

>>9281452

scents with character, thats for sure.

>> No.9281525

>>9281452
Judging from the glass with the celery, she was having Bloody Marys in the tub.
Or maybe both. Tomato juice: for inside and out.

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>> No.9281550

>>9281525
She's drinking whatever she's bathing in.

>> No.9281561

>>9281544
hahaha, golden.

>> No.9281565

>>9279476
>>Implying that those have anything to do with religion other than a coincidental overlap.

>> No.9281572

>>9281550

now you got me imagining the unique smell of her breath...I want it wafting over me.

>> No.9281583

>>9281543
Khorne is the Shredder?

>> No.9281599

>>9281572
Question!

What's the appeal in smelly girls for you?

>> No.9281609

What would happen if you combined Chem-chan and Cultist-chan's particular scents, /tg/?

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Well, if Kulteest is the devil, imma go play in hell.

>> No.9281630

>>9281609
Slaanesh/Nurgle bioweapon.

>> No.9281646

>>9281599

sensory stimulation: different, rich, and powerful.

plus dat sweat... its hard to put into words, but the craving to lick them all over is very strong.

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>>9281609

Eau D'Nobbs

>> No.9281652

>>9281525
She has a glass, with celery, is holding a cologne bottle, and has tomatoes.

She's not drinking Bloody Marys.

She's bathing in and drinking bootleg caesars.

>> No.9281680

>>9281652
What sort of madman (or madwoman) drinks cologne?

>> No.9281690

>>9281630
Sounds enticingly disgusting.

>> No.9281711

>>9281583
Oh god I'm loling.

>> No.9281716

>>9281680
If you can't afford the real stuff, you can drink products like those for the alcohol content. Clearly not a good idea but I don't think she gives a fuck.

>> No.9281721

>>9279426

I love how the perspective makes it look like lara's gun is pointing at the girl's head.

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>>9281624
>Rhino
RHINOS?

>> No.9281777
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Bacon Flavored Cultist-Chan

>> No.9281842

>>9281777

oh god DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT SO BADLY

>> No.9281909

>>9281493
That actually brought a tear to my eye.

>> No.9281932
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I kid because I love

>> No.9282106

moar chem-chan?

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>>9281932
what? no doom guy?

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>>9282106
This should do it for your BO fetish.

>> No.9282398

>>9282375

hnnnnnnnnnnnng
thank ye

>> No.9282499
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She looks so dirty. I love it.

>> No.9282567

>>9282499

Never though I would say this, but I envy an ork, that ork, due to its proximity to her and her pungent odours

>> No.9282602
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Mmm, deliciously pungent odors. No no, you don't need a bath, dear... you're fine just the way you are...

>> No.9282622

>>9281777

Thanks for the bacon, Jo.

And Cultist.

but mostly bacon :P.

>> No.9282632

>>9282602

her getting a bath should be heresy!

>> No.9282638

>>9282499

I've always wondered, is she full on heretic? 'Cause she is always hanging around xenos, having dat ass, and not bathing.

>> No.9282687

No! LOUDER AND MORE ANNOYING.

YOU ARE RUINING THIS FOR ME.

>> No.9282720

>>9282687

not only do I like the bo, bacon/sweat, but dat voice...I love it.

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>>9282638
You forgot the drugs. Counts as loyalist, but just barely.

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>>9282727
Chem-chan covered in sweat is my fetish.

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>>9282375
Guess we know what the mask is for.

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>> No.9284252

>>9284231
I wonder what her armpits taste/smell like.

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>>9284252
Like fucking mana from heaven.

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>> No.9284385

It makes me sad that there aren't any shops with Fred Dryer on the poster, and that I haven't the skillz to rectify this myself.

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>> No.9284420

long live Cultist-chan!

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>> No.9284468

cool fetishes bros you make me sick

>> No.9284645

Chem chan = best /tg/ character.

>> No.9284682

>>9284458
any of those two together in an awkward position?

>> No.9285249

>>9281543
Need the rest of these. So awesome.

>> No.9286518

>>9284645
Nah, that's Chem-rat.

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