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Cultist-chan is the devil.

>> No.9279447
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Cultist is a lot of things...

>> No.9279449

The lord jesus wouldn't accept cultist chan, it's true.

>> No.9279466


wow that Boyfriend is a douche.

>> No.9279476

Cultist chan is the devil, this I know.
Because the bible tells me so.

Also, it was mentioned at the tea party meetings.

>> No.9279480

or maybe GF has a weird fetish?

>> No.9279491
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>> No.9279513

All boyfriends are douches, they are all children that refuse to give up only when they can commit to marrying you there might be something redeemable in them but generally not.

>> No.9279516 [DELETED] 
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She's the cure for my cancer.

>> No.9279524

On /tg/ you can never tell for sure.

>> No.9279525

Girl detected.

>> No.9279533

Sorry you are fat and or ugly.

>> No.9279551
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time to burn that poster!

>> No.9279565

>that refuse to give up
Never give up, never surrender!

>> No.9279570


well, maybe the next time he suggests anal she won't be such a crybaby about it.

>> No.9279619

That's only because all women are masochists. Dating a smart, friendly, funny guy that likes you would be too easy.

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>> No.9280089

Yeah, it's also easier than dating a stuck up prick who thinks he's smart, friendly and funny.

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>> No.9280130

/r/ing the poster

shove scissors up your cunt.

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>> No.9280192


post the full pic one.

With khronate thighs.

>> No.9280207

Needs more variety. The one face gets used like 4 times, even when not appropriate.

>> No.9280226

I assume that's part of the joke.

>> No.9280231


I wish I was the object of her desire....

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>> No.9280255


nice sentence structure.

>> No.9280268

Nice work team mspaint.

>> No.9280281

what happened to that dranon fellow?

>> No.9280296


no one cares about him

>> No.9280313

would you come back after 10 episodes of dranon's deligth?

>> No.9280335

That's too bad. I found his rape of cultist chan most enjoyable.

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But she kap-toored my heart.

>> No.9280427

>would you come back after ten thousand quest threads, porn dumps, furry porn dumps, /b/ shit and more?
There's a reason no one talks about /tg/, guy.

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>> No.9280501

it's 4chan, admitting you visit it it's hanging a sexual predator sign from your neck

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>> No.9280631


The pimp and his cane in all their glory.

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>> No.9280699


i bet she smells so good and stinky and to lick her sweat off must be wonderful

>> No.9280723



stop that.

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>> No.9280823


stop what? drooling at the thought of being with her?

>> No.9280915
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i'll just leave this here

>> No.9280944

The pic makes no sense.

I would not be on a ladder when there is a topless chick around.

That, and huag sexy posters are silly looking.

>> No.9280949
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>> No.9280950
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That isn't worksafe.

>> No.9280983


may 1000 ticks infest your ballsack.

>> No.9281022

You must be new around here, so allow me to explain. /tg/ doesn't have mods and isn't policed, so the worksafe rule doesn't apply.

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overreacting a bit much there guy?

>> No.9281052

Mods are like King Arthur. They show up whenever /tg/ truly needs saving. Jim Profit is gone. But when we don't need them, they vanish.

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>> No.9281071

To the impious, the heretic Culteest smells of delicious bacon.

>> No.9281082
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delicious bacon

>> No.9281083

god, she's cute. her dick makes me jealous, though.

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>> No.9281130

the mods are also elected when some wet tart flings a weapon at them.

>> No.9281142

Actually they show up with a lot of people email moot, like in Jim Profit's case.

>> No.9281159
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I think this whole meme is kinda Khorney.

>> No.9281168


sign me up for chaos now if it allows me to relish her bacon-y essence....

>> No.9281172


ba dum tiss!

>> No.9281225

Why are her nails yellow and filthy looking?

>> No.9281241


She paints them yellow.

Because those are nice looking feets.

>> No.9281247
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Funny, I feel the same way about chem-chan.

>> No.9281289

fat bottom Chem-chan is godtier.

>> No.9281292

IIRC Culteest is pretty much....a Cultist. She's broke, poorly equipped, used as a meat shield/stress ball by Chaos Marines, and generally neither respected nor valued.
She has yellow toenails because they're dirty and she's malnourished.
Culteest is Culteest. Lowest wrung of the longest ladder.

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chem-chan images send my sense of smell and taste into imaginary overdrive

>> No.9281329


Except those are nice looking feet.

The blessing of chaos?

>> No.9281347


the gift of artistic license.

>> No.9281365

This is where those furry faggots fail: they can't lick their fetishized version! Not without a nasty hairball at least.

>> No.9281388


You do realize that paw pads don't have fur?

>> No.9281395

furry detected

>> No.9281401


Have fun licking sandpaper

>> No.9281405
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Just for you man.

>> No.9281442

Culteest has all the blessings of Chaos...in their weakest forms. Mayhap she can't die of disease or enviromental factors for example, but can very much be shot to death. Or something
Sorry, can't remember where I was going with that, or what it has to do with feet.
I think she's the true Abbadon: favored by all the gods, but completely useless anyway.

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I particularly like the can of tomatoes here. It implies a really wretched smell. The sort of thing you need tomatoes to get out.

>> No.9281460

I dunno... my GF actally forces me to play female character when there is choice available. ("She is much more cute than him. And if I ever watch you play, I wanna watch something cute. Oh, and you can see her panties from this angle - thats kinky!")

>> No.9281492

Your girlfriend will leave you for another woman.
Bisexual =/= will do threesomes.

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eh fuck it, some C-Comics.

>> No.9281515


.... for the last time I remember handling a kitty, their paws aren't particularly sandpapery. Now, granted, humans have fleshy bits that don't touch the ground on the bottoms of their feet, but I figure that if you have humans without calausly feet in a setting, your anthro animals will be the same way.

Of course, I don't think I could love a girl who sheded alot.

>> No.9281517


scents with character, thats for sure.

>> No.9281525

Judging from the glass with the celery, she was having Bloody Marys in the tub.
Or maybe both. Tomato juice: for inside and out.

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>> No.9281550

She's drinking whatever she's bathing in.

>> No.9281561

hahaha, golden.

>> No.9281565

>>Implying that those have anything to do with religion other than a coincidental overlap.

>> No.9281572


now you got me imagining the unique smell of her breath...I want it wafting over me.

>> No.9281583

Khorne is the Shredder?

>> No.9281599


What's the appeal in smelly girls for you?

>> No.9281609

What would happen if you combined Chem-chan and Cultist-chan's particular scents, /tg/?

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Well, if Kulteest is the devil, imma go play in hell.

>> No.9281630

Slaanesh/Nurgle bioweapon.

>> No.9281646


sensory stimulation: different, rich, and powerful.

plus dat sweat... its hard to put into words, but the craving to lick them all over is very strong.

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Eau D'Nobbs

>> No.9281652

She has a glass, with celery, is holding a cologne bottle, and has tomatoes.

She's not drinking Bloody Marys.

She's bathing in and drinking bootleg caesars.

>> No.9281680

What sort of madman (or madwoman) drinks cologne?

>> No.9281690

Sounds enticingly disgusting.

>> No.9281711

Oh god I'm loling.

>> No.9281716

If you can't afford the real stuff, you can drink products like those for the alcohol content. Clearly not a good idea but I don't think she gives a fuck.

>> No.9281721


I love how the perspective makes it look like lara's gun is pointing at the girl's head.

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>> No.9281777
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Bacon Flavored Cultist-Chan

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>> No.9281909

That actually brought a tear to my eye.

>> No.9281932
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I kid because I love

>> No.9282106

moar chem-chan?

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what? no doom guy?

>> No.9282375
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This should do it for your BO fetish.

>> No.9282398


thank ye

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She looks so dirty. I love it.

>> No.9282567


Never though I would say this, but I envy an ork, that ork, due to its proximity to her and her pungent odours

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Mmm, deliciously pungent odors. No no, you don't need a bath, dear... you're fine just the way you are...

>> No.9282622


Thanks for the bacon, Jo.

And Cultist.

but mostly bacon :P.

>> No.9282632


her getting a bath should be heresy!

>> No.9282638


I've always wondered, is she full on heretic? 'Cause she is always hanging around xenos, having dat ass, and not bathing.

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>> No.9282720


not only do I like the bo, bacon/sweat, but dat voice...I love it.

>> No.9282727
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You forgot the drugs. Counts as loyalist, but just barely.

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Chem-chan covered in sweat is my fetish.

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Guess we know what the mask is for.

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>> No.9284252

I wonder what her armpits taste/smell like.

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Like fucking mana from heaven.

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>> No.9284385

It makes me sad that there aren't any shops with Fred Dryer on the poster, and that I haven't the skillz to rectify this myself.

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>> No.9284420

long live Cultist-chan!

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>> No.9284468

cool fetishes bros you make me sick

>> No.9284645

Chem chan = best /tg/ character.

>> No.9284682

any of those two together in an awkward position?

>> No.9285249

Need the rest of these. So awesome.

>> No.9286518

Nah, that's Chem-rat.

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