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[ERROR] No.9214808 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

I was rapped by a dark eldar and she said she poisoned her vagina and If I go too many days with fucking her I will vomit up my insides.
Wat do?

>> No.9214826

This sort of thread is pretty much what we've regressed to, /tg/.

>> No.9214829

rape her back?

>> No.9214837

>>9214829

no, rap her back

>> No.9214864

>>9214837
Send for DJ Phylectery.

>> No.9214867

>>9214826

I propose a rap derail.

RAP BATTLE HER IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR! YOUR BEAT IS RIGHTEOUS!

>> No.9214882

Steal her fucking vagina. She'll have plenty of handy blades lying around.

Problem solved plus slightly ironic vengeance in one hot, bloody package. So to speak.

>> No.9214886

RAP FOR THE RAP GOD
RHYMES FOR THE RHYME THRONE

>> No.9214908

>>9214886
THROW IT DOWN FOR CHAOS!

>> No.9214926

>>9214808
Obviously, she has a fetish for humans. Something I will never understand; though I experimented a little during my youth, I found them to be entirely unsatisfying, and how she puts up with the animal stink is beyond me. Regardless, she shall likely keep you around for a while before growing bored, peeling you apart, and finding a new toy to play with. I would suggest you do your level best to serve her willingly and faithfully. It may buy you a few more years of life.

>> No.9214933

>>9214826
And it is glorious in it's pointless stupidity.

>> No.9214934

Ask if she has accepted Marneus Calgar as her spiritual liege.

>> No.9214952

COWARDS.

>> No.9214958

>>9214908

The Imperium will not stand for your heresy!

RAWK IS THE PATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS!

>> No.9215068

OI LIKE BIG GUNZ AND I KANNOT LIE
YOU UDDA BOYZ CANT DENY
THAT WHEN A TRUKK ROLLS IN WIT AN ITTY BIDDY GROT
AND STICKS A KANNON IN YOUR FACE
YOU GET WAAAAUGHIN, AND YOU WANNA START ROKKIN
BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE'S LOADIN' AN' LOCKIN'

>> No.9215069

>>9214952
Why are you angry? :(

Would you like something to eat? :)

>> No.9215093

>> No.9215102

>>9214808
>Raped to death by Lilith Hesperax

Well, I can think of worse ways to go.

>> No.9215118

WHODAT MUTHAFUCKA?
DARK ELDAAAAAAAAR. YEAH.

GONNA BRING THE RHYMES, NIGGA
YOU AINT GOT THE TIME, NIGGA
TEN DAYS ON THE CLOCK
FROM THE POISON IN YO COCK - BITCH.

>> No.9215119

>>9215102
>Lilith
Why is she jewish?

>> No.9215127

>>9214808
So I'm goin' back to Commorragh,
to Commorragh,
to Commorragh,
Yeah, I'm goin' back to Commorragh... I don't think so!

>> No.9215135

>>9215119

At least she isn't a Disney villainess.

>> No.9215569

>>9215135

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